Okay today's prompt comes from savannah-araiza-5 and was actually supposed to come before the last oneshot but it was such a short prompt that I didn't notice it on my list :S The prompt goes:

Wes pranking the ND and Warblers

That was it, Wes had had enough. He was wringing his favorite sweater out after the stupid prank war between the New Directions and the Warblers had made him a target. And it was all Niff and Finn and Kurt's fault. Wes had been studying calmly outside when Niff came running up to him and asked him to go to the parking lot because Finn and Kurt were there to see him. Wes had smiled and agreed… only to be peppered with paint as soon as he stepped around the corner. Finn and Kurt had been surprised to see him because Nick and Jeff had been their intended target but getting Wes was even better. It meant they could cross another Warbler off of their list of targets. The choir that first pranked the other would win. The prize was going to be ten bucks from every team member.

Wes didn't remember agreeing to this but he guessed the boys made this decision that time he was stuck in a student council meeting. Wes knew that the Warblers were in the lead for the moment and he smirked. Well since he technically hadn't agreed to this battle he wasn't on any team. Which meant that he had lots of targets to take care of. All he needed was some inspiration and he knew exactly where to get it. Wes walked up to his laptop and opened up Skype. He smirked and started a group call with three other computers. Everyone soon answered and Wes smiled.

"Otthan, Everetts… Austin and Joseph", he said and smirked evilly. "I need some help with pranking people."

Six almost identical evilly smiles met his gaze. Let the war begin.

The quiet halls of McKinley High, at least when classes were in session, were disturbed by a loud and high pitched scream that almost could break glass. Physically impossible I know, but I want you to understand how it sounded. The shrill scream was followed by another, just as shrill and just as horrified. The screams came from the girls' bathroom and Coach Sue who had been walking by right then tore the door open and saw Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry stand on the bench were the sinks were.

"What the bloody hell is going on in here", Sue yelled and the girls pointed to the floor. There was a score of white mice running around on the floor. Sue's face went white and she let out a horrified scream and jumped onto a toilet and just kept screaming as ten more of those white creatures came running out from behind the toilet. The door slammed open and Coach Beiste entered.

She stared at the scene. She saw two girls and Sue scream like banshees… and thirty white mice running around on the floor. She sighed and went out before coming back with a big plastic box. She then started to pick up the mice and put them in the box. It looked as if she was just picking mushrooms or something. She completely ignored the mice's screams and wiggling. When all mice were gone she left the bathroom and the other three followed quickly.

Outside a lot of students had gathered to see the spectacle. But one stood out. At least to those that knew him. Tina, Mike and Kurt noticed Wes Montgomery lean on a wall with a smirk on his face and a notebook in hand. He was wearing grey jeans, a black t-shirt and a dark green knitted sweater.

"Two down", he said as he made notes. "Eleven to go." He looked up at Kurt and Tike. Mike and Tina shared a look before they fled and Wes laughed. Kurt stared at him and Wes winked at him before disappearing in the crowd. Kurt just stared. What was going on? Surely Wes wasn't part of this pranking war? Was he?

"We got to do something!" Santana yelled at the next Glee rehearsal. She was also busy trying to get the purple paint out of her hair.

"We could cut our hair off", Brittany said. She along with Quinn was also purple. The three of them had walked down the corridor towards Glee when suddenly a voice called out to them and they turned. They saw no one but when they turned back towards the direction they were going they screamed as a skeleton was standing there. They had screamed in surprise and taken a step back and by doing so hit a trap. A string went from the floor to three buckets in the roof and whatever this purple mass was it hit the three of them. Everyone in Glee Club was now staring at them in shock. Tina, Mercedes and Rachel were trying to help the girls get the purple sticky thing out of their hair. Tina more successfully than the other two.

"What do you want us to do", Artie asked. "We don't know which Warbler did this."

"Oh yes we do", Mike said and sighed. "Wes Montgomery."

"Has to be", Tina said and sighed. "We did this to a few girls at Asian Camp once. But it wasn't purple then… I guess Wes wanted a new touch to it and added some food dye."

"So what is it we have in our hair", Quinn asked.

"Um syrup, pine sap… and… um…"

"Clay", Mike said. "Don't know how Wes managed to get so much of it is all…"

"It took us almost two weeks to get all the pine sap and syrup for this prank", Tina said. "Oh it was so hilarious to see…" She trailed off when the three former Cheerios glared at her. "Sorry."

"At least you will smell pretty when you are rid of it", Mike supplied trying to help with the situation. The ex-Cheerios smiled a little and Tina mouthed a "thank you" to her boyfriend.

"So", Puck said. "How do we get back at the dude?"

Mike and Tina look at each other.

"We try until we do it", Mike said. "But know this… Wes is evil and sneaky."

The ND looked at each other. This wasn't good.

Puck was looking at the clock in the detention hall. The teacher that was supposed to watch him had told him to leave when the clock was 5. But time seemed to pass so slow. Puck had gotten there at 3 and it was only ten minutes to 4. It was so strange… it felt as if he had been there forever. He had for once managed to do all his homework because he was so bored just sitting there and since his phone had been taken he had nothing to do. No one else was there! He'd done a ton of stupid drawings and lots of other stuff but still no time had passed. Suddenly the door opened.

"Noah", Mr. Schue said. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm having detention", Puck said. "I'm not allowed to go until 5."

"But Noah it's 7:30."

"WHAT?!"

Puck flew up. Mr. Schue looked at the clock.

"Huh looks as if it's stopped", he said and walked out. Puck followed but he had a suspicion. So instead of walking out of school at once he walked around the corner and looked at the wall where the clock was hung. In the spot on the wall that was behind the clock… there was a magnet taped to the wall! Puck growled and tore it down and returned to the classroom. The clock started moving after a minute. Puck growled and then heard laughter. He turned and saw the big shot Warbler wink at him. Noah ran at him but the Warbler was quicker and disappeared. Puck swore that he would get revenge.

The next day everyone in the New Directions were on the edge and were just waiting for a new attack but the big shot Warbler wasn't seen around. Because Wes was back at Dalton… pranking Warblers. He knew that the boys didn't expect anything from him so he had to make sure he looked innocent at all time. It began at breakfast when the three freshmen started spitting and coughing because someone had changed the sugar to salt. The Warblers laughed but didn't notice Wes making marks in his notebook.

The next thing that happened were David, Fred and Rock doing broadcast over the PA. It was an assignment in the English class and they started talking about various subjects. But suddenly… Their voices got higher and higher in tune and they started to sound like chipmunks. The students and teachers laughed. But the three boys had no idea of what was going on. Why were they all of a sudden sounding like Alvin, Simon and Theodor?! They started to look around and soon found that someone had put a hose with helium into the room and that it was spraying out the gas.

"Very funny ND", Chipmunk-Fred's voice could be heard squeaking. But instead of stopping what they were doing to boys continued their broadcast and even got highest marks for doing it. But they couldn't go anywhere for about a week without someone imitating a chipmunk.

Wes knew that the hardest Warblers to prank would be Jeff and Nick so he set out to prank them early. He made sure he knew the boys' schedules for the day he planned on pranking them and with the map he and the Everetts did in his possession he had the advantage of spying on the boys to make sure they were relaxed before he started trying to prank them. But after watching them he realized something. Nick and Jeff would both expect something big from the New Directions so he smirked and left his hiding place, heading for the kitchen of the Dragon.

Nick and Jeff walked into the Dragon and heard something coming from the kitchen. They walked inside and noticed that Wes was making milk shakes and fruit smoothies for the boys that were studying hard for their exams. Wes smiled when he saw them.

"Strawberry for Nick and chocolate and raspberries for Jeff", he asked and both boys nodded eagerly and sat down by the table. The atmosphere in the room was merry and relaxed. Wes smirked as he poured up the two milkshakes. He walked up to Nick and Jeff and handed them their drinks and then two straws. The ends of them were sharpened by Wes, but Niff didn't notice. They took the straws happily and put the straws into their drinks and… SPLASH! The room got completely quiet as Nick got covered in pink milkshake and Jeff in a brown. Then everyone except Wes started laughing. Nick and Jeff stared at each other in shock and then Wes.

"See that as payback for letting Kurt and Finn throw paint at me", he said and handed the boys two new milkshakes. Nick and Jeff stared at him and then eyed the drinks suspiciously.

"Wes how did you do that", Thad asked curiously.

"A magician never reveals his tricks", Wes teased and winked. What he did was actually quite simple. He had put water balloons, filled with air instead of water, in the bottom of the two milkshake cups and then poured the milkshake over them. They weren't visible because of the decoration at the bottom of the glasses. And when Niff put the straws down the balloons burst and the content was sent flying. Wes looked at his list and crossed out two more names.

Wes decided to get Kurt and Blaine when the boys were together in Blaine's dorm room. Wes climbed out his window and used the vine and wall to get to Blaine's window. He hung underneath it and he could actually stand on the top of the window below. But he had fastened himself with mountain climbing hooks, just in case and he had walked in earlier to open the window just a bit. Now he opened it a bit more and peaked in. The boys were sitting there and cuddling. Wes smirked and took a stink bomb and threw it into the room and then ducked.

"Nice Blaine", he heard Kurt complain.

"Me?!" Blaine asked.

"Yes you."

"I didn't fart!"

"I didn't say anything about farting so it must be you."

"But you mentioned it first!"

They started to bicker slightly and Wes rolled his eyes before getting his other prank ready. Nothing advanced… just a straw and peas. He could only use one hand but he managed to prep the pipe and then started peppering the boys with peas every now and then. Kurt and Blaine started to think that there was a wasp or something in the room. They looked around for it but didn't see anything. Wes then took out three more stink bombs and threw them into the room. The boys fled and Wes could cross out two more names. He looked down and noticed Carmichael look at him with a cocked eyebrow. Wes grinned innocently and the man chuckled before leaving. He had missed the crazy pranks that usually happened at the Dragon when Nathan Newland and Otto Johnson was around.

Lauren looked like a storm cloud. Someone had stolen her bag from the locker room when she was in the shower and now she couldn't find any of her snacks or school things. Her phone was also missing and she needed it. No one she threatened would tell her where it was. She threw the doors opened and looked around the parking lot. She screamed when she saw all her candy and sweet stuff being eaten up by a raccoon and her phone lying on the ground. The raccoon had taken a lot of pictures by mistake as it went through her bag… and her underwear was lying on the ground. She screamed, but not from fright. She screamed in anger. The candy that the stupid animal was eating was hard to get by and now she would have to do the whole search again. Wes laughed from his hiding place. He hadn't planned the raccoon. He had planned something else. He had shaken soda can into her purse so she would open it. The very same can the raccoon was now shaking crazily. Well sometimes pranks didn't go exactly like planned… but it was still funny.

"When I get my hands on that guy", Sam growled as he walked through school the next day. His hair bright pink. Someone had added dye to his shampoo so after football he got pink haired. Little did he know Joseph McElroy at Dalton had the same problem.

Wes was sneaking around outside Tina's house. She and Mike were home alone and I was the perfect opportunity for him to prank them. He noticed them watch a movie and walked up to the open window and fasted a sewing thread there and kept it tense. Then he took a bit of resin and started to pull it against the string. It sounded as if someone was strangling a cat or hurting an animal. Wes could hear Mike and Tina fly up and run to the window and looking around. They saw nothing in the dark so he did it again. Tina jumped into Mike's arms in fright and both looked really scared. That's when Wes dropped the things and lit the flashlight on his face. Mike and Tina screamed in fright and then Wes started laughing.

"WESLEY MONTGOMERY I WILL KILL YOU!" Tina screamed but Mike was laughing. Wes blew her a kiss before running off into the night.

James had fallen asleep in the library and Wes got reminded of how he got back at Alvaro all those years ago. It was the exact same chair even. Wes sniggered and walked up to the table before getting down on all fours and crawling underneath it. He grins and ties James' shoelaces together.

"Not the most advanced prank", he whispered to himself and crawled back out. But he then saw a pair of feet in front of him and looked up at Carmichael. The principal cocked an eyebrow.

"Hi", Wes said softly.

"Wes what were you doing under the table?" Carmichael asked.

"I dropped my pen", Wes said and looked around the floor. "I can't find it…"

"Hm", Carmichael said and walked away. Wes sighed in relief before running away to hide in a place where he could watch James. The bell soon signaled the end of class and James flew up… and fell to the floor. Wes along with a lot of other people started laughing.

"Mr. Montgomery", the librarian scolded him. "This is a library!"

"Sorry", Wes laughed and James stared at his feet in confusion. Wes just snapped a picture and sent to his older brothers along with the message:

"Don't this bring back memories?"

Next person Wes managed to prank was Frank and doing that was simple. He just put glue onto the basketball after it came bouncing over to him and then threw it back to Frank. Frank tried to shoot it but it wouldn't budge and when the coach blew his whistle because Frank had held the ball way over the time limit… Frank still couldn't let it go. It took the coach holding him and three other players to pull it off of his hand. That's when Wes realized how to prank the two last members of the New Direction.

"What is going on", Schue asked as he walked into the choir room where Artie was pouting angrily and Finn looked clueless.

"Finn is glued to the handles of Artie's chair", Rachel said. "We can't rehearse with them like that!"

"Geez thanks for thinking of something else than performing", Artie said sourly.

"Just ignore her Artie", Tina said.

"How did this happen", Schue asked confused.

"Well it was a bit slippery on the ramp due to the rain and I had a bit of trouble getting up", Artie explained. "But then someone took pity of me and pushed the chair up. I didn't see their face. When I turned to thank them they were gone. Finn arrived later to help me get through the crowd and got stuck like this!"

"So whoever it was that helped you at first applied the glue", Schue figured.

"Yes and now we're stuck like this!"

"Can't we pull Finn's palms loose", Puck asked.

"It might hurt him", Tina said.

"What if we wet it first", Brittany said. "And scrub with soap?"

"Maybe", Schue said. "Let's try it."

All in all it took them almost an hour to free Finn. Frank had gotten free much faster because the glue hadn't dried completely. When Finn was finally free the New Directions made the horrifying realization. All the NDs had been pranked. The Warblers had one. So they packed up and started to drive towards Dalton. Missing Schue spit out the coffee he got in the teachers' lounge because it was hot spices in it. After all… he was part of the New Directions too.

"Fuck it we lost", David whined as they sat in the Warbler Hall, moping. The only Warbler not there was Wes.

"How did they do this", Trent asked as he tried to get rid of the big red and blue splotches on his face. Someone in the New Directions had added color to his moisturizers so now he had big colorful splotches all over his face and hands.

"No idea", Thad said from his place on the couch. Nick was drying his hair. Thad had walked into his bathroom to wash his hands. But when he turned the tap on he got splashed in the face, all over his uniform and head. Someone had put duct tape over the tap. Thad had walked into the Warbler Hall looking like a drenched rat and Nick hurriedly took pity on him. Thad didn't need it but Nick loved to help people so he started help to dry him off. Jeff joined him too. That's when the doors opened and the New Directions, with Kurt in the lead entered. The Warblers sighed.

"I thought you'd be happy to see us since you've clearly won", Kurt said. The Warblers looked at each other in confusion.

"No we didn't", David said.

"Huh?"

"You pranked the last two Warblers", Blaine said and gestured for Trent and Thad.

"I'm not behind that", Kurt said and looked at his friends in the ND. They all shook their heads.

"So… it wasn't you", Nick asked.

"No", Kurt said. "But you guys were behind the pranks on us… right?"

"We have been studying for exams the past few days", Trent said. "We haven't had time to prank anyone."

"You mean to say you are not the ones behind my pink hair", Sam said confused. "Or the glue on Artie's chair, or the clock being held up at Puck's detention or… " he looked at Lauren and blush. "Or everything else?!"

The Warblers shook their heads.

"Are you guys behind the pranks we were put through", David asked. "The helium in the radio room?"

The ND shook their heads.

"The salt in the sugar bowl", the three freshmen asked in unison.

"The tied shoe laces", James asked.

"The glued basketball", Frank asked.

"My pink hair", Joseph asked.

"The color in Trent's moisturizer", Thad asked.

"Thad getting drenched", Trent asked.

"The wasp attack in my room", Blaine asked.

The NDs shook their heads.

"Then who did it", Rachel asked. It dawned on Tina and Mike first, followed closely by Nick and Jeff.

"Wes?!" all four exclaimed and someone chuckled from the council table. Everyone stared. No one had noticed the Asian enter the room. Now Wes looked very smug.

"You mess with the bull", he said. "You get the horns. Or… you mess with the big brother Warbler and you get the talons."

"But", Nick stuttered. "But… but why the Warblers?"

Wes got up and the Warblers all shrunk back and looked like little boys facing their angry mother.

"You agreed to this war and neglected to tell me", Wes said. "For that you needed to be punished." The Warblers blushed but then Blaine grinned.

"That means we actually won right", he said.

"Wrong", Wes said. "I won."

"Huh", everyone else said.

"You see since I wasn't informed of this war I was outside of the competition", he said as he started to walk around. "I was… neutral so to speak. But then when Finn, Kurt and Niff got me wet it was my invitation to join the fray. And I pranked both teams first." Wes smirked evilly. "Therefore… I win."

The younger kids stared at each other. That Wes was a prankster surprised everyone but Mike and Tina. But everyone was wanted the same thing. Niff a bit more so than the rest. They even went as far as to kneel in front of him.

"Tell us how you did your pranks Wes", Nick said.

"Please, please, please, please, please show us", Jeff begged.

"A prankster never reveals his tricks", Wes said and winked. "Now where's my money?"

Everyone sighed, they had hoped he'd forgotten that part.

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