Today's prompt goes:

BlueberrySlushie:I love these stories, especially the magic-ones, so... how about one where our beloved magic-dabbling Warblers accidentally(?) turn Wes into a girl. Would be extra fun if a lot of people keep hitting on him because they don't realize it's him and those that knows just laughs. Preferably to take place during BBW era, but the ND and older Warblers would make it even more fun if they were involved in the ficcie too :P


Why? Why did this somehow always have to happen to him? Why? Did he upset someone in a previous life or was he just unlucky? He knew that most of the time it was by accident… well all of the time but still! Why was it always him that was at the end of one of Jeff's magical… things. Here he was now, sitting on his bed getting help from Justine about how to make sure the seam of his pantyhose lined up correctly on the back of his leg. Now I bet you wonder… pantyhose? What was going on.

Well what was going on was that Jeff had tried to be helpful. Wes mentioned that he would have company this week by Justine. Most of the Warblers, save the freshmen and Kurt, had met Justine at last year's Warbler Midsummer Party so they knew she really was a cross-dresser. So Jeff had planned to be nice and let her dreams come true… turn her into a real girl. He had placed a magical powder in a small box that he'd asked Wes to give to her. Opening it would be tricky so when the lid came off the powder would hit her and she'd be a girl. Just one problem.

Justine had asked Wes to open it… and he had. Justine had been staring at him… err her. Wes no longer had short black hair. His hair had grown so long and wavy it went to his feet. His lashes had become longer, his lips fuller. All masculine lines on his face had turned much more feminine. He had become much more petit and he had breasts and enough curves to be called sexy. Even his nails had grown longer… and his clothes… I mean her clothes hadn't fit anymore. Wes had sighed and said:

"Jeff."

Justine… had gotten ecstatic.


Next day at lunch, when the hallways of Dalton was filled with students the front doors opened and a blonde girl wearing a female version of the Dalton uniform and an Asian girl wearing the same walked into the school. Some boys gaped in awe as the two beautiful girls headed for the cafeteria. The blonde was walking with a bounce in her step and the Asian with a don't-mess-with-me attitude. She even held a hand on her hip since her other arm was linked to that of the blonde.

All heads turned to them as they walked into the cafeteria. Wes bit her lip nervously but Justine just smiled and stood tall-ish.

"Ignore all stares", Justine instructed. "Just walk up to your goal. You own this place. These boys are just lucky to be in your presence."

Wes gave her companion a look, Justine just smile.

"You need a bit confidence sweetie", she soothed. Wes rolled her eyes at Justine but the blonde just smiled and dragged her towards their goal. The table where the Warblers were sitting. All eyes were on the duo and they stopped at the head of the table.

"Hi boys", Justine said.

"Hi Justine", Trent greeted and gave her a hug. Justine hugged him back. She hugged some of the others as well. All while Wes watched and noticed something. A few of the boys, David included, were checking her out. Wes had an incredulous look on her face and turned her face away.

"Say Justine who's your friend", Joseph asked.

"Don't you know", David asked and smiled. "It's Angel."

Wes looked at him.

"Really", she asked. "Angel?"

"Yes… an Angel come to Earth."

"Why you little-"

"Veda", Justine said and took her hand. "The boys are just trying to be nice."

"So your name is Veda", Thad asked and looked at her. Wes nodded and looked between the boys. He noticed though that Jeff looked like he'd seen a ghost. Wes smiled and walked over to Jeff and sat in the seat beside him, ignoring the offers from the straight boys.

"Hi there sweetie what's your name", she asked and Jeff looked dumb struck. He just sat there blinking. Wes gave him a dazzling smile.

"It's not polite ignoring a lady", she said and Jeff paled even more before looking down. Wes smiled and turned to the boys around him. How could there be so many all of a sudden. Justine was happily talking to Kurt and Trent about latest fashion trends. Wes' attention turned to the boys around her. They were flirting something horrible. She held up her hands.

"Boys I am flattered but none of you are my type", she said.

"Aw and why not gorgeous", Joseph asked with a dreamy look on his face. "I can be whatever you want."

"Somewhere else", Wes asked and Joseph laughed.

"You got spunk", he said and caressed her arm. "I like that."

"Get your hands off me before you find them down your throat or up your ass."

Joseph looked afraid but everyone else laughed. Justine looked very pleased with herself and Jeff's pale face had regained all color because he realized that he had blackmail material worth gold here. Only he knew who this beauty was… really was. Seeing Joseph shot down gave the other straight boys new hope. Joseph was known for being the ladies man. David moved in.

"So how long are you staying Veda?" he asked.

"I'm not sure", she replied giving Jeff a hinted look. "For a little while."

"Do you need someone to show you around the place?"

"No I gut Justine."

"Yeah but… maybe someone that can protect you."

"Justine and I can take care of ourselves."

"Are you sure? Those thin arms look-" David didn't get any further because he was lying on the floor. The rest of Wes' suitors watched her in awe and with adoration.

"What about my arms", Wes spat.

"Oookay Veda take it easy on the boys", Justine said and patted her back gently. "Let's go see the principal and then the rest of the school."

"Fine", Wes grumbled and the two girls got up and left. Most of the straight Warblers sighed dreamingly. Thad rolled his eyes along with Trent.

"You are behaving like idiots", Thad said.

"She's hot", David said.

"She just punched you in the jaw!"

"Yeah… what a woman. Just my type, small and feisty."

"And feminine", Fred said with a grin.

"Oh yeah."

Trent noticed the pain in Thad's eyes and patted his back gently. The straight boys except the freshmen left to follow Justine and Veda around. But it wasn't only Warblers that followed the pair. A few other boys did as well.


"I don't understand how you stand it", Wes told Justine when they were alone in the room that Carmichael had leant them after getting the whole story.

"Stand what", Justine asked.

"All the attention and horrible suggestions."

Justine laughed.

"I enjoy it, it's funny", she replied happily. There was a knock on the door and Justine skipped up to it and opened. Outside a pretty tall blonde with brown eyes looked sheepishly at his feet. Justine recognized him at once.

"Hello there Jeff", she said.

"Um hi Justine", Jeff said. "Carmichael said I could find you here and AH!" the last was a yelp in fright because Wes had gripped the flaps on his blazer and pulled him into the room. Leaving the boys that were, defiantly not, watching them look confused. Jeff was gay right? So why would he try to get with that Asian girl and why was she pulling him into her room? This needed answers and who better to supply them than Wes Montgomery. David tried to call him, Wes must know this Veda too after all. But Wes didn't answer his phone.

Jeff was staring in absolute horror at the furious Asian girl in front of him. Jeff bit his lip.

"Wes I can explain", he said.

"Oh so you know who I am", Wes growled.

"It wasn't my fault", Jeff squeaked. "I was just trying to help!"

"Help?" Justine asked. "Help who?"

"You."

"Me?"

"I just… wanted you to be a girl for real… like you want to."

"Awe sweetheart."

Justine got up from the bed and hugged Jeff close. She sat him down on the bed and sat beside him.

"True", she said. "I've wanted to be a girl. I dress up as a girl because that's how I see myself. But… at the same time I like to sometimes be a boy. Austin loves both sides of me and after much work I'm starting to do that too." She took off her wig. "I like being a boy at times."

"When torturing poor kids…" Wes grumbled.

"Oh shush with you that was once."

"Still…"

"Jeffy", Justine said and took his hands. "It was really sweet of you to want to make me happy by changing me into a girl. But I don't need it. I'm happy being this. Both a man and a woman. It's who I am and I'm happy."

"So… you're not mad?"

"No I got a good laugh out of this. I got a sister!"

Wes tried her best. She really did but she couldn't stop the small smile that crept onto her face. Jeff looked at her with big apologetic eyes. Wes groaned.

"Fine I'm not mad", she said and Jeff beamed. "Just… get me out of this mess. I don't like being a girl."

"Um yeah about that…" Jeff said and bit his lip.


Next minute Jeff was seen running as if hellfire was after him. He ran out of the Dragon. Out of the Dalton grounds. All the way to the Lima Bean. He needed expert help… fast.


"Now now dear take it easy", Justine said to Wes, patting the other girl's shoulder gently. Wes was sitting in one of the big armchairs in the Dragon's common room. She looked almost smaller than Thad but much, much, much, much angrier. She sat with one leg elegantly draped over the other, arms crossed over her chest and a furious pout on her face. Her eyes were ablaze with fury and it only got worse since the boys of her dorm swarmed around her like little puppies. Well the straight ones.

"How can you stand it", Wes asked and turned to Justine. She was dressed in a pink dress and was smiling happily. Wes had put on a pair of her male self's sweatpants and t-shirt. Justine patted Wes' perfectly manicured hand. Thanks to Justine herself.

"I like the little gifts they bring", she said and smiled when a boy presented her with a flower. "Aw thank."

"You're engaged", Wes hissed when the boy walked away.

"Oh Austin knows this happens. He stands it because he knows he's the only boy that can keep up with me in the bed-"

"AAAH! Too much information!"

"Oh hush." She bopped Wes on the head. "But maybe you should get yourself a man while this last. It's quite the feeling to-"

"Justine!"

She stuck her tongue out at Wes before laughing. The boys around the two looked love struck.

"How can a boy get you", someone suddenly asked and Justine giggled and got up.

"Well", she said and walked up to the window and turned around facing the room full of boys… and Wes. "You see…" She licked her lips and started singing:

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right

'Cause we are
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

She hurried up to Wes and hooked their arms together. Wes smiled as Justine led her around the room. Wes rolled her eyes and sang as the two strutted in a diva fashion:

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be

Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play, no way
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day,

Wes and Justine separated and danced with a group of boys each. David was dancing with Wes while Kurt danced with Justine to name a few boys. Although for Kurt there was nothing romantic involved. Only fun. Wes had four boys around her. That was David, Joseph, Blaine and a boy from the Dragon. Justine had Kurt, Trent, David and a boy from Tortie.

Both girls: 'Cause they are
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Boys: Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world

Justine and Wes met up again and strutted arm in arm in beat to the music, swarmed by boys all around.

Justine: Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Wes: Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's

Both: 'Cause we are
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Suddenly there was a cloud of smoke as Jeff out of nowhere threw a powder in Wes' face. Everyone gasped.

"Jeff", Kurt squeaked. "What are you doing?!"

"Fixing it", Jeff said happily.

"Fixing what?"

"Look!" Thad exclaimed and pointed at Wes. Wes looked at herself… uh himself. He was back to normal. He raised his hands above his head.

"Hallelujah!" he said and grinned. The room was dead quiet. Justine giggled and took Wes' hand.

"Come on dear we have a 'date' tonight", she said and dragged him out of the room. "And you need a change of clothes."

When the two were gone David looked at an amused looking Thad.

"Not a word", David warned.

"In. Your. Dreams." Thad said and ran laughing from the room.


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