Kagami, Adrien and Marinette met up for lunch that day. Marinette was relaying some weird events that happened this morning. "Lila made another pathetic attempt at framing me for something. She tried to frame me for cheating on a test."
"I'll stab her in the back!" Kagami said as she got up and grabbed her sword, only for Adrien to pull her down back into her seat.
"Easy, Gami! It didn't work." Adrien said. "Now, be careful as you can not carelessly pull your sword out."
Kagami blinked as she eyed Adrien for a bit, before turning to Marinette as she muttered "That's what he said."
"I know I was there." Marinette muttered.
"That's what your father also said to him when giving Adri-kun the birds and bees talk." Kagami said.
"I know, we both overheard. We were there." Marinette sighed.
"And he wasn't careless when he pulled his sword out." Kagami added.
"Oh, I know." Marinette blushed, giggled and drooled. "I was there."
"Er...Let's keep our love life secret...And things PG. Er...we were talking about Lila?" Adrien said, blushing too.
"Well, that was a moodkiller." Kagami grumbled.
"Well, as we were saying, Lila didn't do a good job. For one, she only stole the answer sheet after the test, while any moron can tell you, you do that before the test starts. She let out an anonymous note that 'someone' stole it. And she put it in my backpack of course." Marinette explained.
"Anyhow, Bustier asked me to open my backpack and show the contents in front of the class...instead of privately confront me, why did it needed to happen in front of everyone? Anyhow, luckily I was able to pint out I always get good grades because I study and that the theft only happened after the test." Marinette continued.
"We accused Lila but Lila got the lowest mark. I would say she did it on purpose to not get suspected but knowing Lila's half-brained schemes I wonder if she really is that dumb." Adrien noted.
"If she deliberately fudges a test to get back at someone, she is stupid either way, she is playing with her future." Kagami added.
"Yeah, so we both get sent to the principal to give our sides of the story as she pretends to have fallen down the stairs due to me pushing her, but I didn't do it..." Marinette continued.
"I'll stab her in the back!" Kagami got up again.
"No, no stabbing!" Marinette said as she pulled down Kagami and got her to sit down again. "Believe me, that's not all of it."
Adrien opened a small package of salt that came with his lunch and threw it over the otherwise bland mashed potatoes from the cafeteria. "Luckily we managed to point out that if she really had fallen down the stairs she would have a lot more bruises then she had. Not to mention she refused to see a nurse."
"So that didn't stand. So then she pulled her final card. She told me I stole a heirloom necklace of her, but she had put it in my locker..." Marinette continued.
"I WILL STAB HER IN THE BACK!" Kagami had gotten up quicker and had taken a few steps, but Marinette and Adrien got up quickly, blocked her path and got her to sit down again.
"Cut it with the stabbing. It is like you are obsessed." Adrien noted.
"It is therapeutic to stab stupid or cruel people. And since she is both I get to do do both at once." Kagami noted. She said it in her casual monotone, so she talks about it like the weather. So you could never tell if Kagami was serious or not.
"She already gets punished. I mean, everyone knew my locker was still not fixed since the Zombizou incident and anyone could get in." Marinette continued to explain.
"Not to mention she was dumb to pass off a necklace from my father's jewelry line off as a heirloom...again. She really didn't think that through as both me and Chloé could easily recognize it. Seriously, she is not as smart as she likes to believe. Which means not at all." Adrien added.
"Then all of these red Akumas came along. However, while people were miffed at Lila's poor attempts to frame, no one was really that mad that the Akuma would work and we could shoo them off. Hawkmoth was taking another Scarlet Moth gamble but it seemed to not have paid off." Marinette said.
"Luckily no one believes Lila's dumb lies or otherwise that could have gone a lot differently." Adrien said. "She really believes that in an era of technology we cannot use Google to check everything she says?"
"And she keeps trying. It is like she is terminally stupid or something." Marinette said as she opened a salt packet of her own and added it tot he bland cafeteria soup she ate.
"I can solve the problem if you let me stab her in the back a little." Kagami suggested.
"How can you stab 'a little'? And why the back? Weren't you all for sportsmanship?" Marinette asked.
"Well, I don't extend sportsmanship to those whom don't do the same. And I wanted to stab her in the cunny to prevent her from contaminating the gene pool but I don't know what has been in there and I couldn't do that to Masamune." Kagami said as she stroked her sword.
"You are unusually affectionate with that sword." Marinette noted.
Kagami looked at Adrien, blinked before looking at Marinette again. "That's what he said."
"Ok, no more innuendos, and no stabbing. She got detention, she got scolded by her mother again and Lila is giong to be out of our hair for a while." Marinette said; "Hopefully she learns her lesson this time."
"My mother told me people run face-first into a wall before they learn something. Lila would have broken through and still not learn anything." Kagami noted.
"Oh well, she is not really a threat." Adrien noted. "So stabbing her won't be necessary."
"OUCH MY BACK!" Lila shouted in pain later that day.
"Kagami!" Marinette and Adrien said simulteneously.
"I know, it wasn't necessary. But it was fun." Kagami said as the corners of her eyes went upwards a bit, her version of a smile.