"Oh, I got a voicemail...oh, I also have a text from Marinette?" Adrien said.
"Well, get to the text first, Romeo." Plagg teased.
"My heart belongs to Ladybug. Marinette is a dear friend." Adrien said as he checked the text.
'Adrien, I'm really sorry but I left behind an embarrassing email. Please don't listen to it. Love, Marinette.'
"Well, I am deleting that voicemail then. Wouldn't want her to be uneasy." Adrien said.
"Would have made for juicy gossip though." Plagg said.
"Marinette asked me of this and I won't betray her trust. Whatever she said, it is probably an uncomfortable topic." Adrien said. "And done. Most likely a series of shenanigans are averted.
"It will be boring as hell." Plagg scoffed.
"So you are not the girl Adrien is crushing upon?" Kagami asked when they returned to the skating rink.
"I wish." Marinette said.
"But, why were you here then? And what was with that other boy?" Kagami asked.
"Adrien asked for advice to take you out on a date and I decided to help. Luka was her eto support me." Marinette explained.
"So instead of taking your own chance you helped me along?" kagami asked confused.
"I...wanted him to be happy, even if it wasn't me." Marinette said.
"That was...very kind of you." Kagami said. "I normally said I don't hesitate but...now I feel bad. I thought you were stringing him along. I am sorry I wash harsh, I misjudged you." Kagami said.
"It's ok. Misunderstandings are a part of life. So, wanna be friends?" Marinette asked.
"Friends? Aren't we love rivals?"
"Friendly rivals exist you know." Marinette said.
"Oh? I wouldn't know, I don't now a lot about having friends. Can you teach me?" Kagami asked.
"Sure I can. So want to go shopping?"
"Normally my clothes are hand made and picked for me, but I'm also curious about the shopping ritual, so yes." Kagami said.
"Glad we managed to resolve this misunderstanding quickly, otherwise we'd be at each others throats for a while." Marinette said.
"Yeah, that'd be silly." Kagami noted.
"Well, this treasure hunt was fun, Kagami. Luckily we put all misunderstandings behind us months ago. Would be one heck of a mess if we were still on bad terms and then we got paired up for his."
"Indeed. Say, did you see that new hero that helped Chat and Ladybug earlier today?" Kagami asked.
"Yeah, she was cool. What was her name? Ryuko? I wonder whom she could be, I mean she is so elegant and badass" Marinette said.
Kagami felt a slight blush upon her face. "Well, we are not supposed to know, and luckily Hawkmoth doesn't know either." Kagami said. "I hope she returns in the future though."
"Oh, I have a feeling she will. Good heroes like her are always needed." Marinette said.
"Kagami, just a heads up, Lila is acting up again and will try to sabotage you at the movie premiere." Marinette said.
"Lila? Is she the blonde daughter of the mayor?" Kagami asked.
"No, that is Chloé. Chloé is a piece of work, but she is doing better as of late. Lila though...she was the one whom photo-shopped that picture of herself with Adrien kissing." Marinette explained.
"You mean the one whom almost got me akumatized a second time? If I didn't realize it was a fake in time, I may have become Riposte again." Kagami responded.
"Maybe you could have been something else? Not every akumatization creates the same Akuma twice." Marinette said. "Anyhow, she is here at the premiere too. She also stupidly believed I'd help her sabotage you, as if I were that petty."
"She is an idiot. Now, shall we find Adrien and express our support of him? The Ladybug movie is not very good but he put a lot of work in as a voice actor and he deserves the praise." Kagami suggested.
"That an ogle him a bit." Marinette joked.
"And ogle him a bit. He looks dapper in a tux." Kagami added.
"I'm glad that we get along, Kagami." Marinette said.
"I'm glad we get along too Marinette." Kagami said.
"Kagami, are you okay?" Marinette asked.
"Just reminiscing. I realize that we were lucky to avoid any big understandings, and that I'm happy that we got here today where we are as good friends and lovers. Because man, there was a lot of chances to have things blow up in our face and turn into a bad cartoon." Kagami said.
"Yeah lucky for us stupid things never happen for us. Ever. Now, what do you think of the pasta in this place? People say its good and while it is not bad, it is merely ok." Marinette said.
"It is a bit bland. Could you pass me the salt?" Kagami asked.
NOTES
More salty then funny, but I think that it'd be fun still to retcon some stupider moments from the series in this universe.
May have forgotten a few but I just went over the lowpoints I really wanted to retcon here.