In another lifetime, Lila would have gotten away with it. Snatching a pair of earrings from a gypsy that distort perception, which would allow her to get away with all of her lies, be popular, be the queen and center of attention. However, in this lifetime, because karma hadn't missed her, she had tripped and landed face-first in the pavement. As she held her broken, bloody nose, she saw someone pick the earrings she dropped off the floor.
The gypsy woman she tried robbing had caught up and took back the goods. "You have tried to steal which isn't nice. It is time for you to pay the price."
"Oh, what are you going to do? Rhyme me to death?" Lila snarked as she got up. "Give me those earrings. I need them."
"Little child dumb and blind, never learned how to be selfless and kind. The top you think you belong, thinking that you can do no wrong. But with one of my magic tricks, I think that is something we can fix." the gypsy said as she cracked her fingers.
"Oh, I'm so scared. Are you cursing me with a bad hair day or something?" Lila asked. She was always too dumb to recognize a threat when she saw one, always thinking that she'd come out on top.
"Rama taba aba ru! I put a curse upon you. The curse will remove any masks or guise, everyone will always recognize your lies. Bad luck follows in your stead, until something cmes through your thick head. And your freedom of the curse will only be earned if a lesson is wisely learned." the gypsy said.
Lila blinked and then laughed. "Hah! That's the best you can think off. Really nice 'trick'." Lila made air quotes. "Yeah, right. Bad luck, life lessons, heart of the cards, unicorns and kitten crapping cookie dough ice cream. You know, I don't even want those stinkin' earrings any more. I'll go by with my own wits. Bye, old prune." Lila then ran off.
The gypsy smirked. "They're always like that when it has begun. But by all accounts, this should be fun."
"Now...what to do on my first day at school. Oh, I know! I'll find that Ladyblogger and tell her I know Ladybug! She'll be desperate for an interview. It will give me the attention I deserve. Oh, I can already imagine it. Things are looking up for me. I'm unstoppable!" Lila said as she stopped and raised her hands in triumphed...Only for a piano to unceremoniously drop on her.
"Sorry!" a workman said whom had tried to lift a piano to an upper floor with a pulley, but it has broken. In real life Lila would be dead. But because this is a world based on a cartoon and the author doesn't like and sought her suffering, she crawled out of the wreckage of the piano, staggering and in great pain.
"Could it be...Nah, coincidence. You know, I can milk these injuries for sympathy." she thought. It was then that she was hit by lightning. As she was black scorched and dazed, she blew off a puff of smoke from her mouth. She then found it raining.
"That's odd, they gave sunny weather today." A bystander said. "Even odder, it only happens around that girl."
Lila looked around and saw that the rain was only falling on her head. "No, there is no curse, just a wonky weather pattern. Nothing else will go wrong!" It was then that a pack of hippos ran her over. A flattened Lila, covered in hippo footprints, moaned. "Where do these hippos come from?"
Alya arrived at school to see a girl waiting for her. She was wet, battered, bruised, scorched and had a way too wide grin, making her look insane. "Er...hello?" Alya asked.
"Hi, I'm Lila. I'm the new student" she said, her eye twitching and trying to sound so sweet it was creepy.
Alya looked uncomfortable. "Er...nice to meet you?"
"I'm Ladybug's best friend." Lila belted out. "I can tell you all about her."
"Sure...you know Ladybug." Alya said. She took a few steps back. "So nice for you..."
"You don't want to interview me." Lila asked. Due tot he bad morning she had and everything she went through with the bad luck curse, she looked worse for it and hard to take seriously when she was grinning maniacally.
"Oh...I already got an article. Appreciate it, if you excuse me I hear my boyfriend calling." Alya turned around and ran off.
Lila growled. Stupid gypsy, stupid bad coincidences, stupid ladyblogger. She had to think of something else. Oh wait, wasn't that Adrien Agreste? She ran over to him. She still looked disheveled and manic so Adrien got herself quite a scare when Lila grabbed her arm. "Hello handsome!"
"Stranger danger!" Adrien said. It ended up with the Gorilla tackling her to the ground and pelt her with wrestling moves to pound her into ground.
"What's going on?" Marinette asked as she walked onto the scene.
"Fangirl tried to get grabby. Luckily the Gorilla has it covered." Adrien said as the Gorilla performed a bodyslam.
"Want some macarons?" Marinette asked.
"Love to, as long as the Gorilla won't say anything to my dad." Adrien said. The Gorilla gave a thumbs up and then performed an elbow drop on Lila.
"I'm here to help Adrien study." Lila said as he was at the gates of the Agreste mansion.
"Oh please, you think that I don't see a rabid fangirl when I see one? And that I didn't do research on Adrien's classmates? I know all about you and your lies, Miss Rossi." Nathalie said.
At that point Kagami came by. "I'm here to visit Adrien." she said.
"Come right in, Miss Tsurugi." Nathalie said as she let the Japanese fencer girl in.
"You let her in?" Lila asked.
"Unlike you she is an actual friend of Adrien." Nathalie stated.
"I demand to be let in." Lila growled.
"Oh, Gerard..." Nathalie said as the Gorilla appeared behind her.
Lila screamed and ran out of there as fast as she could. "I came out of this without a scratch this time. It means things are looking up!" Another piano fell on Lila.
"Sorry!" the same workman whom dropped the piano on her earlier said; "Oh, its you again. What a coincidence."
In Adrien's room. "I passed by this weird girl with sausage hair on the way here." Kagami noted.
"That is Lila, a demented fangirl whom tries to lie her way into everything. Good thing bad luck seems to follow her too." Adrien said.
"Sounds like bad news. I will protect you from her when she shows her ugly face again." Kagami said.
"Thanks Kagami." Adrien said.
Lila just had the odd feeling she should watch her back...
"I promise that when I'm done no one will believe you and you will lose all your friends, you'll be all alone!" Lila said in a threatening fashion to Marinette in the bathroom.
"Listen, you have been trying this for months on end and it didn't work. You lie, no one believes you, something bad happens to you, rinse and repeat. Please, just save yourself the embarrassment." Marinette said.
"I have nothing to be embarrassed about!" Lila said as she leaned on the nearby sink. It collapsed under her weight and the water pipe was exposed, spraying Lila and pushing her in a nearby stall, tripping and landing with her butt in the toilet. "I'm stuck!"
Marinette rolled on the floor laughing. Lila grew angry. Kagami walked in at that point. "Hey Marinette, we were supposed to have lunch together, what is taking you..." Kagami then saw Lila in her predicament and joined in Marinette's laughter.
"You done?" Lila asked.
"No." Kagami said as she took a picture with her phone. "And send...Now I'm done!" Kagami said.
"You didn't just send that to everyone. Why did you do that? What did I ever do to you?" Lila asked.
Kagami started ranting and counting down her fingers: "You harass Adrien, you tried to threaten Marinette, you call me racial slurs, and that was after you lied knowing the world champions fencing which are my parents, you..."
"I get it. Now get me out of this predicament." Lila asked.
"It's nothing that can wait until after lunch." Kagami said. "You coming Marinette?"
"Sure! It's Taco Tuesday, no way I'm missing out!" Marinette said as she followed her to the cafetaria.
"Hey, what about me?" Lila asked before she sighed in defeat. "At least it can't get any worse." Another piano then fell on her. "Where does this piano come from?"
"Steve, we may have gotten the wrong address? And we may have broken another piano." the workman from earlier said.
"Why do you still have a job?" His colleague wondered.
"...and with the Akuma attacks the school is closed and Ladybug and Chat Noir don't do a really good..." Lila lied to her mother.
"Lilia Diabolica Rossi!" Lila's mother said, cutting her off. "You think you can fool me that easily? My job makes me busy but if we are stationed in a city where the heroes have become an essential part of the recent news, you didn't think they would leave someone as important as an ambassador out of the loop? I still watch the news and news websites!"
"But mom..." Lila whined.
"And the principal contacted me due to your regular absences. You gave them a fake contact numbers so they called the embassy! The number which is online on the embassy's website. You think that we'd be cut off from the rest of the world? He already told me you have a lot of detention." Mrs. Rossi said.
"B-b-but..." Lila stammered.
"And that isn't the end of your punishment. You are grounded. Whenever you are not at school, you are confined in your room, with limited wifi, enough to do your school work, and nothing else, you got me?" Mrs. Rossi said.
"Yes, mother." Lila said, hanging her head in defeat.
"Now go to your room!" Mrs. Rossi said. Lila sighed and made her way down the hallway...Only for a piano to fall on her.
"Sorry...again." the same worker said.
"I didn't order a piano." Mrs. Rossi said.
"Steve was right, why do I still have this job?" the worker replied.
"I will make you pay, Ladybug for what you did to me." Volpina said angrily.
"What did I do?" Ladybug asked.
"You exposed me!" Volpina said.
"How can I do that when no one believes your lies? Everyone already knew!" Ladybug asked.
"I am angry so I don't care!" Volpina said.
"Let us please wrap this up, she is annoying me." Chat stated.
"All right, Lucky Charm!" Ladybug said.
"Ha, like anything you can summon can..." Volpina boasted before a red piano with black dots fell on her. Volpina moaned in pain.
The gypsy walked by and eyed a battered and bruised Volpina. "The curse will stop for sure if you act as a bitch no more." she stated.
"Don't tell me what to do!" Volpina shouted. She then was wrapped up by Ladybug's yo-yo and dragged towards her and Chat. And it seems Ryuko has joined her.
"Am I still in time for the party? I have a real good use for this sword." Ryuko said.
"Oh, by all means." Chat said.
"Can't we talk about this?" Volpina asked before the three heroes were beating her up.
The gypsy sat down in a collapsible chair with a bucket of popcorn a she witnessed the beating of Volpina. "A slow learner of her lesson she may be, her antics provide great entertainment to me." she said as she shoved a few of the buttery kernels in her mouth.
"OW, MY BACK!"