Hi all again. So another day over and so only four days till Christmas and I hope all you receive nice presents. Or least have nice time with your family. Me, I get to wake at eight, open at nine and have breakfast, hopefully get to play with my stuff for an hour and head off to work at eleven for eight hours and hope its not too crowded at the midway. But it'll be fun cause I am planning on buying candy this weekend to make small bags for everyone just cause I can.

Oh thanks everyone for reviewing and giving me ideas. I really appreciate them. But this isn't music one I don't want them on top each other so be regular fic this time (silly of course) then I will do one. Not spoiling who is picked.

Ending my long note now. Prompt is again Youtube. There is a man on you tube named Mike Mozart who owns thousands of toys and reviews the crappy ones as fail. It is hilarious and he is my motivation. Basically Tony gives his friends a creepy toy as their first gift. I wanted to be different from everyone else who wrote a Christmas gift fic. All toys can be found as fails by Mike. You should watch the videos. Okay long note over hope you find the ones I picked for the Avengers amusing.

It was Christmas morning and there were a small pile of presents lined under the tree when the Avengers walked in at nine. There were three for each Avenger and Tony had fun picking out each one.

Tony was waiting for them with a huge smile on his face. "It must be Christmas, its nine in the morning and Tony Stark is awake and cheerful" Steve commented.

Tony chuckled and clapped his friends shoulder. "And people getting free gifts from Tony Stark should not make fun of him" he said.

"Can't blame Steve for expressing the truth Stark" Natasha added and gave him a look daring him to take away her presents.

Tony stuck his tongue out at her. "All right fine…can we drop the discussion of my awesome sleeping habits now and open stuff?" he asked and she nodded.

She sat on the couch with Clint. Bruce, Thor and Steve sat on the other three chairs in the room. Tony sat and took the liberty of tossing presents till all five had one in their lap.

"Where's yours Tony?" Bruce asked. "Oh, all these under the tree are for you five…you guys can give out your stuff after" he answered.

"Okay then…um…who goes first?" Bruce asked and they all agreed he could open his.

He did so and stared at it with shock. It was a toy hulk but he had a goofy smile on his face. He looked cute and sweet which was way beyond opposite.

Bruce glanced at Tony who shrugged. "I swear I didn't make any of the toys I give you all…I did find it all online and I thought it might amuse you" he answered.

The others gathered around as Bruce tore it out of its box. "He looks like a toddler who painted himself green" Clint commented.

Bruce sighed. "I wish they wouldn't give kids these fake images…" he said and Tony shrugged. "I don't know…maybe it's a sign we can tame the jolly green giant" he said to be helpful.

Bruce gave him a look that clearly said he didn't believe that. Tony clapped his shoulder gently. "I'm serious Bruce…he did save me after all" he said.

"Lets just see what this thing can do and move on…" Natasha said ending the argument. She was getting bored.

Bruce turned it on and he did a creepy version of the Hokey Pokey. "You put your left fist in, you put your left fist out, you put your left fist in and you smash it all about" it said.

Bruce only sighed. "Okay…next…please…anyone" he begged and Tony took the hulk toy away and put it next to his chair.

Natasha opened hers and got a doll. "What the hell Stark?" she asked and Tony immediately moved to her and took the doll. "Wait Natasha, this is a special doll" he implied and turned her on.

She laughed. Not a cute little innocent laugh however. Not even remotely cute or innocent. It was a laugh that made four of the males in the room jump.

Natasha however smirked. "Cute…" she said, sounding amused with her toy.

"She likes it…wait…of course she likes it…its creepy as hell" Clint muttered.

"Yeah…I might actually take it on missions…could be useful" she said and the males shuddered.

She only smirked at them. "That's my good boys, always remember I can kick your ass and do it in a way you will never forget" she said. She said it was a sick and twisted smile of course.

"Okay before I open mine are all our presents creepy toys?" Clint asked and Tony shook his head.

"Just the first one, all of you have a toy in your hands but the other two I will give you are regular things I know you will love because I am a genius" he said.

"So you've told us" Clint answered and opened his toy. Inside was a bow and arrow. Clint burst out laughing and fell to his knees with the present.

Natasha snatched it from his hand and showed off his present. "Is that Spiderman?" Steve asked and Clint looked up and nodded as he laughed.

He jumped to his feet and took back his present. He took a few deep breaths but found himself chuckling as he set up the bow and arrow. He stuck the arrow through Spiderman's crotch and it went out his ass.

"I knew you'd love that…I sent one to Peter as well…I think I'll be getting a call from him soon" Tony remarked.

"Well…now I don't feel too bad about the Hulk being a toddler" Bruce piped up and everyone chuckled.

Clint pulled back his arrow and let it fly. The suction cup hit the small Hulk and he fell over.

"Oh no! Hulk fall down! Hey, can you help me up?" the toy asked and Bruce gaped at it. "Yeah, I take back what I said…my toy is lamer" he said and everyone laughed again.

He tipped it back up with one hand. "Thanks for helping Hulk" it replied and he sighed.

"Okay…who is next? Steve or Thor?" he asked quickly to move on with the stupid toys.

"I don't even want to open mine"

"If you don't Cap you don't get your two good presents" Tony warned.

Steve contemplated that. Stark was rich and did know him. He probably got him something nice and all he had to do to get it was open a stupid toy.

He sighed and opened the toy. Inside was a stuffed dog. "Let me guess, it does something inappropriate doesn't it?" he asked.

Tony nodded with a smug smirk on his face. "Now lets play with your toy Rogers" he prompted. He spent a lot of time and money buying the gifts. He was not going to let anyone slide with just opening presents.

Steve sighed again but opened the box and removed the dog. It took only a minute and he then pet its head. It barked. "Put it on your shoulder like your hugging the dog" Tony prompted.

Steve did and pressed his head. The dog kept barking, wagged its tail and then his leg twitched.

"Is that thing humping Captain America?" Clint asked and Tony burst out laughing. "OMG, it is as funny as it said online" he said as he laughed.

Steve rolled his eyes and put the dog next to his chair. "Yeah, real funny Stark…okay Thor, lets see yours so we can get our nice stuff" he said.

Thor nodded. He had a smile on his face but had kept quiet. "Of course Captain…lets see what this is" he said and tore off his paper.

It was a game. "Is this an alien?" Thor asked. Tony nodded. "It's called operation with an ugly guy but I thought the alien one was cool…I mean you are kinda an alien…your not from earth" he said.

Thor nodded. "Okay…" he said and took the game out and turned it on. "We can play it later buddy" Tony said quickly as everyone groaned. He did however take the tweezers and touch the sides of one piece. The alien screamed and he chuckled.

"Okay that was fun…as promised these are more your guys style" he said and gave both presents to each member.

They went in the same order. Bruce was given a chemistry set and a pair of stretchy pants. "Those hopefully won't ever fall off or get destroyed" Tony told him. Bruce smiled. "Thanks"

Natasha received a very nice and expensive knife. "Sweet…this will come in handy as well" she said mischievously. "Just please don't try it out on me" Tony begged.

Natasha nodded. "Fine…it wouldn't be any fun without all of you around to annoy anyway" she admitted. Her other present made her smirk. "Ha ha ha" she said but she smiled anyway. It was a necklace and earring set with small black spiders.

"Hey, its Christmas Nat, gotta have some fun gifting" Tony smirked.

"Your welcome…okay birdie your turn" he said moving on. Clint opened his to see a new bow folded up.

"I had fun designing that" Tony said and Clint smiled at him. "Well, this will help out more than the Spiderman bow and dick arrows" he said and Tony chuckled. His other present was a very expensive pair of shades.

"Those are much cooler than the ones you own…has night vision too just to help enhance your already amazing sight" Tony provided.

"You must love being you and being able to afford anything" Clint replied.

Tony shrugged. "Actually this is first Christmas I actually had fun celebrating…Pepper and Rhodey are with their family and my only company was a bottle of booze" he said.

"I can sympathize…" Clint and Natasha said together. "Okay…quit depressing Christmas…the past is the past…I think its nice were all together and became good friends" Bruce said.

"Well said Dr. Banner…I guess its my turn then" Steve said with a kind smile to the doctor.

He opened his first one and gasped. "Tony…" he said softly. Tony only smiled softly. "Take it out" he instructed.

Steve lifted the object and found it to be a scrapbook. "It was nicest one I could find…Pepper helped me put it together with my fathers photos" he said.

Steve was touched and speechless as he looked through the pages. Pepper had decorated them to match the photos. The cover had been Steve and Bucky. Inside was his life before and after the serum. Pictures of him in the army to more of Bucky and even some of Peggy Carter.

"Thank you…this is the nicest thing anyone ever gave me" he said honestly.

His second one was a bottle of wax. "Captain America needs to have a shiny shield" Tony said with a shrug.

"Okay last but never least…your turn again buddy" Tony said and Thor nodded.

"Thank you…" he said quietly. He was given a web cam. He picked it up and glanced at it curiously. "What is this?"

"It's a web cam…it's a small device you plug into a computer and you can then video chat with a friend…I sent another to your friend Jane Foster" Tony explained.

Thor smiled. "Thank you" he said with a warm smile. His other present made him speechless like Steve.

He took it out and the others gasped. "Is that a Loki doll?" Clint asked and Tony nodded. "I found a guy who made dolls and had him make that…least he won't try to run away Thor…we may not like your twisted brother but I know he means a lot to you" he said.

"You're too much Anthony…I don't understand you at all but I appreciate all you've done" he said.

"Hear hear…thanks Stark" Clint said and the others gave their own thanks.

"Hey…its Christmas and were a team…okay now I want my presents" he said and the five ran off to go retrieve them.

Okay my fingers are tired. Its up to you all to imagine what you want Tony to get.

Every toy is a real fail toy on Youtube. I think I gave enough description so I challenge you to find them. If you want to know if your right inbox me so we don't spoil it. Please review if you like it is Christmas after all. All my stories love to be love and appreciated. Merry Christmas everyone.