Suddenly, the plane came to halting stop as Mario and the others flew forwards.
The three travelers ended up in a tangle of limbs on the floor.
"What happened?" Peach asked.
Outside of the plane, the princess, Mario, Toadsworth and some passenger Toads stared at the hot sticky mess in front of them. The airstrip dipped down into a bowl-like chasm due to the goop covering it. The goo was bubbling and hot, and it smelled of strawberries.
"What's this icky, paint-like goop?" A red toad asked.
"It's moving!" The other yellow toad said.
"Now now boys! Don't touch that stuff!" Toadsworth said. Peach looked over the mess to see another shadowy figure standing on the near water tower. Peach tried to get the men's attention again, but they were too into their conversation to hear her.
"Huh?" She said, noticing the shadowy figure was now gone.
"I am most concerned with the well-being of the princess in this dreadful heat. Master Mario, if you would, crossover to that shore and find some assistance." Toadsworth pleaded.
"Sure thing." Mario said, tipping his hat.
"Here we go again." Mario said to himself as he carefully tried to walk around the slime. He tried to do one of his famous jumps, but ended up falling in the goo. "Shit..." Mario said, getting up out of it. The scent of the goo was overwhelming now. The strawberry scent was numbing his brain, while the warming sensation of the goo coated his body. The goo also seemed to be vibrating as well. The vibration went to his crotch, already starting to harden up.
Wait...was this turning him on?
He looked over to see a Pianta sunken into the goo, its tree on its head sticking out of the pink slime.
Then, he felt his hands sinking into the ground.
He was sinking into the goo. "Fuck...Fuck..." Mario said, lifting his hands out of the goop.
Then, things got really weird.
All the goo seemed to radiate towards his asshole. It was vibrating, filling Mario's body up with unknown pleasure. He moaned, almost falling over into the goo again. "This is so fucking weird..." Mario said, fighting back another moan. He managed to get on his feet again, and trudged through the goo to the other side of the airstrip.
The goo's vibrations slowed down to a halt.
Luckily, there was a small pool of clean water, in which he was able to wash himself off with. He looked over to see a yellow...pump?
He walked over to it, then it started to power up. The handlebars on the side moved over as the main nozzle lifted up.
"Power up complete." it said. "Thank you for purchasing this item from Gadd Science Incorporated. Preparing to register customer information. Scanning and classifying subject data...subject identified as Mario, resident of the Mushroom Kingdom. Data storage complete. I am FLUDD-a Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance."
"Will you help me clean this mess up?" Mario asked.
"I am programmed to clean up any mess, Mario." FLUDD said, shaking it's nozzle in response. "Good." Mario said, picking it up.
The machine fit him nicely, as if it was made for him. The machine was quite easy to use, spraying water and easily washing away the pink goo. When all of it was washed away, the airstrip terraformed back into it's original shape. Then, a bright, golden sun shaped object came out of the ground. It's alluring light attracted Mario to it.
As soon as he touched it, it spun around him twice and flew up into the sky.
SHINE GET!
Now that was taken care of, he looked over to see the Pianta that was sunken the goop had now been uprooted. Mario washed the slime off with Pianta thanking him. He walked over to Peach and the others, with them cheering him on.
"Nice work, Mario." Peach said. "What an unusual device, is it some sort of pump?" Toadsworth asked. "I am F.L.U.D.D. Glad to meet you." it said.
"So now that that's over, wanna head to the hotel?" Mario asked, nudging Peach. "Sure." she said, immediately dismissing him.
"Why are you like this?" Mario thought.
"Hey, someone's coming!" Toad said. "Is it the concierge?" Mario asked.
Wait it's two police officers.
What the fuck? Why were they arresting Mario?
"Hey get your hands off me! Peach help! Use your royalty...princess powers or something!" Mario said, getting handcuffs. "Wait...I have those?" Peach asked Toadsworth. He handsmacked himself in response.
Mario was quickly tossed into a police boat, with the police piantas following suit.
The boat rode away, leaving Peach and the others behind in silence.
"What the fuck was that?" Toad asked. "Oh, dear..." Peach said.