A/N: Yay! I'm done with this stuff! Now I can contact Earth people! All right! Who should I call? Umm... Oh, I got an idea! All right! Time to call random numbers! (Dialed random numbers... Finally it answered me) Umm... Hello?

Random number: This is Roshi! Who are you?

Me: EHH? So... you're my first call. Well I guess that could work.'

Roshi: Oh, is that you Jerry? I wondered where you were. Where are you?

Me: (sighs) Vegeta stole the spaceship, and I'm stuck with him. So can you say disclaimer for me, so we can get to this story? I will explain it to you later.

Roshi: Sure. If you could give me some puff-puff girls later! Hehe!

Me: Haha, sure I will give you. I know some good girl. Deal?!

Roshi: DEAL!

Me: Good! Now say your disclaimer!

Roshi: Jerry does't own-

(suddenly this machine was destroyed by Vegeta)

Me: VEGETAAAAAAAA! WHY DID YOU DESTROY IT?!

Vegeta: It's so loud! It's annoying!

Me: IDIOT! It's for contacting Earth guys, dumbass! Now it's all of your fault! Say your disclaimer, dammit!

Vegeta: It's not my fault and I'm not going to say disclaimer!

Me: YES YOU DO IT! IF you don't, I won't let you be Super Saiyan!

Vegeta: Dammit! Fine! I will say disclaimer for you!

Me: Good! Now say it! I demand you!

Vegeta: (sighs) This clown doesn't own Dragonball Z or Naruto! Now get out with this story!

Chapter 83: The Immortal Duos!

(Deep Cave- Hebimaru and Kokoro vs Hidan and Kakuzu)

Kokoro shouted, "Heart Attack!" He fired a shape of heart, and managed to pierce through Hidan's heart.

Hidan coughed up the blood, and growled, "DAMMIT!" He slowly fell backward, while Hebimaru began to smirk.

Kakuzu stared calmly at an injured Hidan, and sighed, 'It's over for him…'

Hebimaru continued to smirk, and began to laugh as soon as Hidan fell onto the ground, and was motionless right now. "Ha! You're not really immortal after all! Your talk is just as big as I thought! Now then…" He glanced around, and smirked, "Koko— what?!" Hebimaru widened his eyes, and was not sure what's going on. He wondered why Kokoro clasped his heart in pain.

Kokoro screamed, "My heart! It feels like something's piercing my heart!" Suddenly, the bleed came out of his mouth. "W-W-What's going on?! Why am I bleeding too?!" He could feel that his heart began to squeeze tighter and tighter. He screamed in the pain. "My heart!"

"Kokoro! What's going on?!" cried Hebimaru.

Kokoro still screamed in the pain as his heart continued to squeeze tighter and tighter. He could feel that his heart also was expanding slower and slower. He fell to his knees, and still clutched to his heart. "I feel like I'm having heart attack right now! WHY?! I never experienced this before! It hurts so much!" He still coughed up the blood as he continued to suffer the 'heart attack' technique for some reason.

"Dammit! Why are you having a heart attack?!" asked Hebimaru angrily.

"I don't know! ARGH!" groaned Kokoro. He really wanted to stop a sudden heart attack. He did not want to suffer heart attack anymore! He did not know why he also received heart attack. For some reason, he felt like when he attacked Hidan, he received same pain as Hidan received right now!

"HAHAHAHA!" the voice laughed, which startled Kokoro and Hebimaru. Kokoro and Hebimaru got their attention on Hidan. They could not believe that he was still alive! What's going on?!

Hidan got up with his hand clutching to his heart, and snickered, "HAHAHAHA! How do you feel like to be in the same pain as I have?! "

Kokoro muttered, shocked. "I-I-Im…possible!"

"I-Impossible! No one can survive his 'Heart Attack' technique! How can you survive it?!" Hebimaru asked in shocked.

Hidan continued to laugh manically, and replied, "You idiot! I'm really fuckin' immortal! HAHAHAHA! I am immortal! I'll never die… No matter how you kill me, even if you destroy my entire body and I would be left with nothing but my head… I WILL NOT DIE! Jaashin gave me this gift!

"Besides, I have performed this which our both have linked to each other! If my heart gets pierced, your heart gets pierced as well! It's called Jujutsu: Shiji Hyoketsu! All I need to get someone's blood so I can perform this technique! As long as I have your blood, you cannot escape your fate! You're going to die, asshole! Too bad I can't make you suffer the pain because you're going to die soon since you destroyed your own heart! HAHAHAHA!"

Kokoro still felt the pain in his heart. He struggled to relieve the pain from his heart, but he knew he could not do that. Since no one could survive 'heart attack' technique except for Hidan, he was going to die soon! He actually shredded the tear that leaked down from his eyes.

He groaned, "Dammit! If I knew that, I would never attack him when he does that!"

Hidan continued to laugh at Kokoro. "It's too late even if you realized it right now! HAHAHAHA!"

Kokoro's heart was getting worse and worse! He screamed in the pain, "AHH!" He fell onto the ground, and grabbed his chest as he continued to scream. His heart began to beat slower and slower. His scream started to become quieter and quieter. He just realized that he was going to die at this moment soon. Everything he saw began to turn into black.

'Dammit! I'm not supposed to die at this place! I'd never encounter someone who is really immortal! I can't stop him as long as he's immortal, and I'm dying here! My heart has stopped beating…' That was true, but his heart stopped beating. He suddenly realized that he was still alive, however, only remained for few seconds. He remembered his species is one of rare species who could survive after heartbeat stopped. 'That's it! I need to do something before I die! I only need to behead him so he could not move anymore!'

Suddenly, his eyes returned to normal since he had only few seconds left. He managed to get on his knees, and growled, "I'm not done yet! I'm going to…" He titled his head up and glared at Hidan with his furious eyes. "FINISH YOU!" He quickly got up on his feet, and immediately ran after Hidan!

Hidan shocked, "WHAT?!" Kakuzu, and even Hebimaru were in shocked that Kokoro had strength to move!

Kokoro shouted ferociously, "BEGONE!" He charged up the Ki in his right hand that looked like small sword or something, and swiped through Hidan's neck, as he went past him. He smirked, 'I did it!' He noticed that Hidan's head disconnected from the shoulder, and rolled backward on the ground, while the body toppled! After beheading Hidan, Kokoro was already dead, and collapsed on the ground with the smile on his face.

Hebimaru began to smirk, and witnessed that Kokoro beheaded Hidan before his death! 'Good! No one could survive if that bastard's head removed from his shoulder! He's dead already!' Apparently, he did not care about Kokoro's death. All he cared about to kill Hidan rather than caring about his comrades. He only used Kokoro as his partner. That's all. Now since HIdan was beheaded, he assumed Hidan's dead already. So only one remained was Kakuzu who remained silent.

Hebimaru glanced around, and smirked at Kakuzu. "Now then… It's your turn!" He received no response from Kakuzu. "What's the matter? Think you can't take on me?"

Kakuzu sighed, "I told you not to underestimate them."

Suddenly, the voice shouted with mightily outburst. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME EITHER, YOU FUCKTARD?!"

"I believe before this all started you said, 'Do not interfere my fight, Kakuzu!' Now, as a goddamned head, do you still think you can yell at me?" commented Kakuzu.

Hidan sighed, "Uh… Okay, yes, I did tell you not to interfere my fight. But it's not like I was trying to embarrass you or make you look bad. Whatever, man. C'mon and get my body!" Kakuzu did not response. He just realized that Kakuzu would not do it until he would ask politely. "Kakuzu, would you mind bringing my body over here? Kakuzu-chan, pretty please? With sugar on top?"

Suddenly, Kakuzu disappeared and appeared next to Hidan's decapitated head. Then, Kakuzu roughly grabbed Hidan's hair, and treated him as briefcase or something.

"H-Hey! W-Wait! Cut it out! Kakuzu, my body! Bring my body here, damn it!" demanded Hidan.

"Your head's lighter," said Kakuzu.

Hidan growled, "That's not the issue!" But Kakuzu did not response, and simply stared at astounded Hebimaru. "Are you ignoring me?!"

That astounded Hebimaru pretty much. He could not believe that Hidan still survived even with his head chopped off. Hebimaru quickly looked around, and stared in shock at pretty much alive Hidan's head. 'No way! No one could survive even with him being beheaded! Is he really immortal?!'

"Ow, ow! You're ripping my hair out!" yelled Hidan angrily.

"If you're going to whine about pain, at least complain about your neck," remarked Kakuzu.

Hidan scowled at his annoyance. "You stupid dick! My neck isn't even in the same league! This isn't some tiny little boo-boo, asshole!" He set his furious eyes towards Hebimaru, and shouted angrily, "This fucking hurts like hell! You cut my goddamned head off! This's like, hyper-mega-ultra pain!"

Hebimaru chuckled, "I get it! Kokoro cut your head off. Without being attached to your body, you can't move or use any techniques. Since you're immortal, you will be stuck without your body for eternal life! Heh!"

Kakuzu scoffed, "Get real." Suddenly, he appeared in front of Hebimaru, and kicked him in the face which had sent him flying away. Once Hebimaru hit on the ground, Kakuzu immediately jumped and knee smashed against his stomach, doubled him over. Hebimaru coughed up the blood from his mouth.

Then, Kakuzu walked to Hidan's body, and put his head between his shoulders on. "Now that I've helped you, I'm gonna have to stay involved."

Hidan snorted, "Yeah, whatever."

Just then, suddenly a small strange wire came out of Kakuzu's sleeves, and began to connect Hidan's neck between his head and his chest. It seemed like he was sewing Hidan's neck. "Sit still, you baby," demanded Kakuzu. After sewing up all of Hidan's neck, he stood up. "There."

Hidan then stood up with his head being reattached to his body. He moved his head around, and smirked, "All back together again."

"Watch the stiches, they'll break if you move too much," warned Kakuzu.

Then Hidan glared at Hebimaru and scowled, "You know what, Kakuzu? Eat a dick." He continued to move his head around.

Kakuzu glared at Hidan, and growled, "Your stupid ceremony is bad enough, but I'm sick of you dragging fights out with your blabbering. We may not know what he's capable of. But I'm going to join so you won't waste our worthless time."

"I can't go breaking the commandments, now can I?" asked Hidan.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes over, and sighed, "That again? Whatever. We will take on him, and finish him quickly." Hidan and Kakuzu, and Hebimaru stared at each other for a while. They had to be preparing to fight again.

(Kumogakure- Entire Kumo Shinobi vs Paradox)

Pardox stared up at new arrival members on large tentacle. His mouth twitched into smirk. "It's so nice of you guys to join, morons! You might want to see how I'm going to destroy this village soon!"

Killer B and Yugito then jumped next to Raikage's side, so they could aid him to fight against Paradox. "Yo, bro! We go kick his ass! Oh, yeah!" shouted Killer B.

"Raikage-sama, We can take him on! We're the Jinchuriki after all," said Yugito.

Raikage nodded, "I can't take him on. He's too strong for us! What's more, he's faster than me! So we all need to take him on at once."

Paradox just heard what Raikage just commented on that part. He scoffed, "Obviously, I'm actually stronger and faster than you! But you haven't yet to realize that I'm really stronger and faster than all of you combined at once!"

"Shut up!" Atsui growled. That got Paradox's attention and he looked up at the blonde shinobi. "You're underestimating us too much!"

"Wanna give a shot?" mocked Paradox. He curled his fingers a several times, almost as if he was ready to kill them!

Atsui scowled, "If that's what you want, I will give you what you want! Attack him, everyone!"

"Wait!" cried Raikage.

But most of Kumogakure Shinobi and Atsui except Raikage, Team Samui, Darui, C, and Jinichurikies did not listen to him, and immediately charged in towards Paradox, trying to kill him.

"Yeah, you should wait!" Paradox said sarcastic, and bent his knees to crouch down. Raikage and others had no idea what he was going to do. All attackers should prepare to get their defense on!

However, in Paradox's eyes, they were moving super-mo right now because he was attacking them right now in super-ultra-mega speed. He threw a Ki blast into nearby person. He would throw another Ki blast into nearby person. Even though he threw it at them, they did not die because of super slow-mo thingy. When a blast came through them, they were already marked so Paradox would know that he already hit one of them. Finally, he noticed that he marked all of them, but he was missing one person and that was Atsui. He did not care if he was missing just one person. He wanted to show his deadly technique to Atsui anyways.

Once the time returned to present, all marked Kumogakure Shinobi suddenly collapsed which revealed Atsui to shock.

"What?!" shocked Atsui. He could not stop jumping, as he continued to come towards Paradox. He growled, "Damn you!" He picked his blade up, and then imbued his blade with fire. "Kumo-Ryu Kaengiri!" Then, he slashed in the direction towards Paradox with intense flame. But Paradox simply blew it out with just his mouth. "WHAT?!"

Paradox raised his hand towards Atsui, and grinned sadistic, "DIE!" Atsui could not stop himself because he was still jumping towards him.

Samui cried, "Bro!"

As soon as Atsui came closer to him, Paradox placed his hand on the blonde shinobi's chest, and instantly blew his chest out, completely leaving hole in the chest. A lot of bloods came out of his chest. He threw up a lot of blood from his mouth. Paradox's mouth twitched to awful smile. It was almost as if he was going to laugh manically.

Raikage, Killer B, Yugito, Omoi, Karui, Darui, and C were in shocked to witness that Paradox was able to kill Atsui by just touching his chest!

Samui cried, "BRO!"

(Deep Cave- Hidan and Kakuzu vs Hebimaru)

Hebimaru could not believe that Kakuzu was able to connect Hidan's head like it was nothing! What's more, Hebimaru could not believe that Hidan was an immortal! He knew it was going to be a long fight. Damn! He probably wished that Hidan was not an immortal at all.

"Hidan…"

Hidan groaned, "What the fuck do you want, Kakuzu? Do you need to poo now?"

"Shut up. We're discussing a strategy," said Kakuzu.

Hidan chuckled, "Oh, a typical strategy we never fucking do that!"

"He is faster, so we can't attack him head-on. I need to draw his attention, so you can draw his blood, and do your stupid ritual thing, then finish him off. Do you understand?" asked Kakuzu.

Hidan shrugged, "Yeah, yeah, whatever."

Kakuzu glared at Hidan with his dangerous eyes, and threatened, "If you don't follow my instruction, I will kill you."

Hidan scowled, "What the fuck?! Stop fucking threatens me, and starts your fucking move now!"

'This isn't good… We have an immortal guy, and the guy who can fix damn head!' thought Hebimaru.

Suddenly, Kakuzu ran towards Hebimaru, and tried to attack the snake guy with all of his best by just using taijutsu. He would give him a barrage of punches and kicks, but Hebimaru would still dodge all of them.

Then, Hebimaru evaded one of his punches, and roundhouse kicked Kakuzu away, who slid his feet onto the ground. Kakuzu immediately released a thick of black thread from his arms towards Hebimaru, who also still dodged most of them. The thick of black thread were swinging around at Hebimaru, but it was still futile anyways.

Hebimaru just spotted the thick of black thread that went to sweep him under his legs, but he jumped just in time to dodge. However, he failed to notice that there's another thick of black thread slamming against him, as his body slammed against the ground harder!

Hebimaru quickly flipped up, and groaned, "Damn it! That hurts!" Suddenly, the triple-scythe blade was swinging towards him, attempting to draw some blood, but failed. He ducked his head to avoid it. "Screw you!" He knocked Hidan by just using Kiai Shout.

Suddenly, he sensed Kakuzu behind him. He knew that Kakuzu was going to attack him with his thick black thread. However, he disappeared before Kakuzu could do that. Then, Hebimaru appeared behind him, and growled, "DIE!" He placed his hand on Kakuzu's back, and blasted through his back.

Hebimaru chuckled, "One down! One to go!" Just as Hidan almost sliced Hebimaru's cheek, he just managed to duck down, and jumped away from Hidan. "You bastard! I am not going to let you draw my blood!" Then he snickered, "You got no one to help you right now, and you're alone now! I will just behead you soon!" Suddenly, Hidan laughed so hard. "What's so funny?! Why the hell are you laughing?!"

Hidan laughed, "Because you're so goddamned idiot! I'm not only immortal here!"

Hebimaru widened his eyes, and shocked ,"WHAT?! You don't mean…?" He widened his eyes even more, because Kakuzu rose to his feet! "How is it possible? I could swear that I kill you!"

"No, you actually killed me. I literally died." Kakuzu admitted. "But I came back to life just now."

Hebimaru could not believe it! He could not believe that he was fighting two immortal members! He never met any immortal members before! He growled, "No way can you be immortal! Don't tell me I'm fighting you immortals!"

"There's nothing you can do. I'm immortal. This thread you've been avoiding granted me immortality. If the thread could pierce your flesh and body, it would allow me to remove your organs and integrate them into my own body, thereby extending my life. I had five hearts, but since you killed me once… I now have four hearts. That means you are required to kill me at least four times now before I truly died. If I am killed somehow, then one of my extra hearts could then re-enter my body and bring me back to life at the cost of the heart," explained Kakuzu.

Hebimaru was still at disbelief that he required to fight two immortals! He clenched his fists, and growled, "Damn it! I never thought I'd have a hard time with you immortals! It must mean I have to kill you five times, and behead the other guy!" Right now, he only needed to think about how he could finish them off. It was going to be tough fight!

(Kumogakure- Entire Kumogakure Shinobi vs Paradox)

Paradox laughed manically, "HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is so great! You Elementians are really fragile! You can't survive my Kiai Shout!"

Samui could not believe what she was seeing! She knew that Atsui died the moment Paradox opened the hole in his body. She cried, "Atsui!" Paradox killed her brother before her very eyes! She could not believe it!

Paradox continued to laugh at Atsui, and mocked, "Yeah, killing is always fun! But maybe you should listen to Raikage in the first place. I thought Raikage is leader, so everyone should listen to him, or am I wrong?"

Raikage shocked, "W-What? How did he do that?"

"He's…" muttered Yugito.

"He's killing them in spilt second!" finished Killer B.

Omoi sighed, "That idiot. He should be careful when it comes to fight an alien. We need to be too cautious about him."

"What the hell's going on?!" yelled Karui angrily.

"So fast!" astounded C.

'Damn… It must be his technique where he can kill them before they could get a chance,' thought Darui.

Paradox could not help but to notice that they were wondering how he killed them in spilt second. He could roll on the floor laughing if he wanted to, but he got no time for that. "You fools! I can't be that fast!"

"What?! What do you mean you're not that fast?" confused Raikage.

"That's right! I was only at my maximum speed when I used it against you back in that building. It means I cannot exceed that speed," explained Paradox.

"Then explain it to us how you do that!" demanded Karui.

Paradox folded his arms, and shrugged, "Whatever. Sure. I'm going to explain to you, because there's no way you can counter that technique. I'm going to tell you how it works, so listen to me carefully. I used this technique to alter the time, so I can make it pretty much slower. It's a technique I can make the timing slower from my point of view. You could not tell if I used this technique or not. I can make this time to go faster or slower, but no one will know if I'm using it or not."

"What? You can alter the timing?" asked Raikage, confused.

"Yes, I can alter the timing. I'm going to tell you an example, so just that you can understand me. If I were to alter the timing, you'll be in super slow-mo to me. I can alter the timing to make me moving seem faster to you. But not just them, there's more way in this technique. Such as altering the time to the past! I can make any time I wanted to. That means if I died, I can rewind the time to the past right before I'm killed. However, there's limitation to this timing!"

"Limitation?"

"That's right. I can only rewind to the most recent timing. It means I can rewind to the time before I killed that dead guy." Samui twitched her eyes in anger towards him. Paradox continued, "Unfortunately, this technique has a lot of cost. In order to perform that technique, I must convert 80% of my current Ki into that."

"Convert 80% of your current Ki?! Are you crazy? That would be like giving us a large advantage since you used most of your current Ki!" surprised Yugito.

Paradox scoffed, "I think you're getting all wrong idea. I don't need to store 80% of my Ki. Last time I checked, Elementians are only second weak next to Earthlings! Even at my 20%, I can kick your ass, and be done with it! You're lucky that I allow you to entertain me for a little longer!"

(With Coola and others)

Gurure sighed, "He had drawn out battle too longer! I would like to short it, so we can move on."

Fye scowled, "That idiot! He talks too much! He should know we don't have time all days for that bullshit fight! He could kill them in a second the moment he first met them! Geez!" Suddenly, he got an idea, and looked at Guure. "Hey you frog freaky! When we go to next village, I want you to destroy the next village. I know you dislike long fight, so I think you should go attacking that. The faster we destroyed the village, the faster we go to next village. Of course, unless Naruto's in next village, that is."

"Agreed. I will attack the next village, as you wish to," agreed Guure.

(Entire Kumogakure Shinobi vs Paradox)

Raikage scowled, "You're calling us a weakling?!"

Paradox smirked, "That's right! You guys are all too weak! Weakest race of all races! Second weakest next to Earthling! How do you like to be weakest?! HAHA!"

Raikage began to lose his temper, and snarled, "HOW DARE YOU CALL US WEAKLING?! KILLER B! Let's do it!"

Killer B nodded, "Yeah, bro!" Then, he immediately went around getting behind Paradox, while Raikage stayed in front of Paradox. It seemed like they planned for their technique.

Paradox looked between them, and puzzled, "What're you doing? What're you trying to pull it off?"

Suddenly, the voice yelled, "Paradox! How dare you kill my brother!"

Paradox looked around, only to find that Samui charged towards him with her tanto. "WHAT?!" Just as she thrust her tanto at Paradox, he managed to catch it with his single bare hand.

Samui shocked, "What?" For some reason, she had been stabbed to the chest by her own tanto. "But how? Why am I getting stabbed?"

Paradox laughed, "That's one of my other techniques! When I successfully catch any weapon, my opponent gets stabbed instead! It's really pretty deadly technique, isn't it?" Then, he removed tanto from her chest, killing her in the process. He could hear that two of her teammates crying for her name.

Suddenly, both voices shouted, "Daburu Rariatto! (Double Lariat)"

"Daburu what?!" Paradox looked around, only to find Raikage and Killer B charging towards him while their arms were up. It looked like they were prepared to clothesline him.

Killer B emitted the red cloak into his body, while Raikage emitted lightning aura into his body. They performed the clothesline from both behind and in front of Pardox, creating a scissor effect. It seemed like it made an attempt to behead Paradox. However, they failed to do so, as their arms were still on Paradox's neck.

Paradox sighed, "Is that all? Is that the best technique you can perform?"

Killer B and Raikage were at disbelief that he survived their technique! Since no one could survive that technique, he was the first person to survive them! They could not believe it at all.

"Well, I guess that's the best you can do!" said Paradox.

"No… way!" muttered Raikage.

"Then… Let me show you what my strength really is!" said Paradox. Then, he punched Raikage in the face, while delivering an elbow smash onto Killer B's face, sending them flying away.

Yugito stopped Killer B from being knocked away, while Darui and C stopped Raikage from being knocked away, too. All of them were amazed at how Paradox was too strong even for them to handle!

They started to wonder if it was impossible to beat him. They could see the look on Paradox's face. He was laughing at their strength. Paradox laughed because he could not believe how weakling all Elementians were really! He wondered if he could take on all of Elementians on this planet at once! It would be fun!

(Deep Cave- Hidan and Kakuzu vs Hebimaru)

Hebimaru clenched his fists, and began to feel anxious after discovering that they were really immortals! 'What should I do? How can I kill that bastard four times, and behead the other bastard? I need a plan! Well, shit! I am not smart like Kokoro! Damn! Only if he's still alive!'

Hidan laughed, "HAHA! Now you realized that we're both immortal! There's no way you can fuck beaten us, asshole!"

"Hidan. Don't underestimate him. If you do, you're dead for sure. He probably finds a way to beat us. He's thinking right now," warned Kakuzu.

"How times do I tell you?! I. CAN'T. FUCKING. DIE! So annoyed!" scowled Hidan.

Hebimaru then smirked, 'Damn it. I will be laughing right now if they haven't find out what I'm really! This is going to be never-ending battle!' Suddenly, a thick of black thread grabbed his arms and legs. "What the?!"

Then, the thick of black thread swung him around, constantly slamming against floor, ceiling, some sharp pillars, and included every walls! That's way Hebimaru could get beaten in every direction! That's only way Hebimaru could not avoid Hidan's triple-scythe blade! Hebimaru struggled to cut it out, but he could not because of being tossing around in the deep cave!

Hebimaru was getting beaten, as he was constantly slammed onto the ground over and over again. He felt like his face was getting bloodier and bloodier right now! After taking so much beaten, Kakuzu shot out the hand to grab his throat and strangled him, hanging him in the mid-air.

"Hidan! Hurry up! Use that technique!" demanded Kakuzu.

"What?!" shocked Hebimaru.

"I already know that, asshole!" shouted Hidan angrily. He already made his move, and ran towards Hebimaru with his weapon ready.

Hebimaru hissed, "DAMN YOU! How long are you going to choke me?!" Kakuzu widened his eyes in shocked, because Hebimaru was able to speak even when he was choking!

Suddenly, Hebimaru managed to cut the thick of black thread off, and was released free from it. He landed on his feet, and suddenly spotted Hidan who was slicing his blade around. Luckily, the snake guy evaded it casually. However, he noticed that Hidan began to smirk. He had no idea why Hidan smirked!

Now Hebimaru spotted the wire underneath Hidan's sleeves, and realized that he was able to control the weapon even without him gripping the handle. The snake guy quickly glanced over his shoulder and widened his eyes in shocked. The blade successfully sliced his throat skin, and managed to stain a blood on it.

"Oh, shit!" Hebimaru panicked, and clasped his throat in the pain. He noticed that Hidan licked his blood on the blade, and began to draw the star ritual on the ground.

Hidan suddenly transformed into the black and white just like last time. He walked into the ritual circle, and laughed, "HAHA! I got your blood!" He drew his spear out of his coat. "Now everythin's set up! Jaashin has judged you! Now it's time for us to suffer the same pain! HAHA!" Then he suddenly stabbed himself in the leg, which resulted Hebimaru to suffer the pain. If Hidan drew a blood on his leg, Hebimaru also drew a blood on his leg too!

Hebimaru screamed, "ARGH!"

"Which part should I do the next? Which one should I make you suffer too?! HAHA!" Hidan laughed, pointing his spear to his every body part.

"We don't have time all days! Hurry up and kill him! He might make a move soon," demanded Kakuzu.

Hidan frowned at Kakuzu, and groaned, "Aw, c'mon! Fine! I supposed I will kill him right now!" Then he looked around at injured Hebimaru, and chuckled, "Thank him! You won't be able to suffer the pain. You will just be killed! DIE!" He immediately stabbed himself in the chest. He leaked the blood out of his blood, which also made Hebimaru to bleed out of his chest.

Hebimaru screamed, "AHHHHH!"

Hidan laughed, "HAHAHAHA! YES DIE!" He moved his spear around in his chest, so Hebimaru could die faster and faster. "DIE! FUCKING DIE! DIE, BASTARD! DIE!" At last, Hebimaru lacked a lot of blood, so he finally collapsed.

Kakuzu sighed with relief, "Finally, he died."

"Now we got rid of him! Now let me do the ritual before we leave!" said Hidan.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes over, and sighed, "Whatever. I will get his heart. I need fifth heart." He walked to Hebimaru's corpse, and grabbed his heart to implant into his body. Then, he walked back to Hidan. "Just hurry up and do your stupid ritual."

Just as Hidan was about to do his ritual, they suddenly heard the laughing voice. They were in shocked, and looked back at Hebimaru! Hebimaru was still alive! How was that possible?!

Hidan shocked, "How the fuck are you still alive?! I killed you right here!"

Kakuzu finally realized it, and muttered softly, "He's… like us…"

Hebimaru slowly got up on his feet, and softly chuckled. Suddenly, his chest began to heal for some reason. A lot of damage had been healed too! He let his head back, and erupted up with crazy laughter. "HAHAHAHAHA! Now you finally realized it! You're right! I'm like you guys! I'm the…"

"No way!" shocked Hidan. Kakuzu and Hidan both would never thought they would met someone who was like them.

Hebimaru finally revealed his true ability to them. "I'm the Snake Immortal!"

(Kumogakure- Entire Kumogakure Shinobi vs Paradox)

Yugito tried to swipe him with her cat claw, but that did not harm him at all. She revealed her shock face to him, as she was knocked away next to Killer B by Paradox.

"None of you can beat me! I told you over and over again. You're merely weakling! You're not strong enough!"

Yugito snarled, "Shut up! We're not weak!" She got tired of him talking too much, and constantly mocking them! She looked at Killer B next to her. "Hey, Killer B! Let's transform, and finish him off!"

Killer B gave his fist out, and grinned at Yugito. "You got it, sis!"

Suddenly, Yugito transformed into large blue cat with two-tails, but it was completely engulfed in blue flames. It also had a right yellow eye and a left green eye, similar to an odd-eyed cat without pupils.

Killer B also transformed, but into mixed like octopus and Ox. It was ushi-oni with four long horns on its head. It was an extremely massive tailed beast. It also had straight teeth. It had a muscular upper-body structure, with a hunched back, and arms with spiked protrusion on the elbows, and hands with opposable thumbs like that of a human. It had no hind-legs, instead its lower half was made up of its tails which consisted of eight tentacles that resembled the cephalopod arms of an octopus.

Paradox grinned, "Two-tails cat, and eight-tails octopus-Ox. So I brought two Jinchuriki up at once! Interesting!"

To be continued…

A/N: All right! I just realized that I make Paradox seemed to be too OP. Oh, well. It's too late anyways. At least I already planned for someone to kill Paradox. I already got a plan tho... Now we found out that Hebimaru is an immortal. However, he's not really like Hidan. He can die, but it will be harder way to kill him. It will be also harder for me to find a way to kill Hebimaru too. Haha...

Hebimaru's immortal ability is that he can die over and over again, as long as one of his vitals still existed. If all of his vitals are completely gone, he's dead. That's why it's so hard to kill him. Every time he died, he can shred new skins... just like the snakes. Every time one of his vitals was gone, he created new vitals. For example, if his heart was gone, his new heart can regrow, but in only three seconds. He will only die for three seconds, and come back to life at that time.

By the way, Paradox used that timing ability in this chapter. It was same ability he used in Kirigakure when he killed most of shinobi immediately after the mist being lifted off again.

Do you think Paradox can handle both Jinchuriki in their Biju mode? How will the fight end between all of these immortals? Find out next time on Team Z!

Two different battles will be over in next chapter.

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