Team Z Chapter 84: Paradox Time!, a Dragon Ball Z + Naruto Crossover fanfic

A/N: (Laying on the bed)Sigh... I'm still stuck with Vegeta in this stupid spaceship! What am I going to do? Oh, wait! I got an idea! I should learn how to fight like they do! All right! (Punches through the air)

(Vegeta comes in the room, and sees me doing that) Vegeta: What're you doing?

ME: (Grins) I'm going to learn how to use Ki! So I can join you and fight them!

Vegeta: (scoffs) You? You're going to join us? There's no way you can beat them! Let's face the fact. You're worm Earthling, and you can't surpass us, let alone Yamucha!

Me: What did you say?! Fine! I will prove to you that I can surpass y'all, idiot!

Vegeta: Whatever... Oh, by the way, that clown doesn't own Dragonball Z or Naruto.

Me: Oh, wait! I don't remember I give you a permission to say disclaimer!

Vegeta: Now you do... (closes the curtain, and you could even hear my screaming through the thick curtain!)

Disclaimer: (Computer) Jerry doesn't own them. All rights goes to Akira Toriymana and Masashi Kishimoto! Give them credit for it! I repeat: Jerry doesn't own them!

Chapter 84: Paradox Time!

(Kumogakure- Entire Kumogakure Shinobi vs Paradox)

A large two-tails cat, and eight-tails half Ox and half Octopus appeared in front of Paradox, and certainly revealed themselves in the whole village. Even Coola's underlings could see them from faraway!

Paradox stared up at two large Biju, and smirked, "So you finally revealed yourselves to me, Jinchurikies! Apparently, you can control them since you didn't go attacking me immediately."

Raikage, Omoi, Darui, and C knew what Jinchurikies were planning to do. That would mean they need to create a distraction so both Jinchurikies could pull their super power off.

Paradox slowly levitated himself up into the air, and scoffed at his opponents. "Even if you're becoming like that, you cannot beat me!" Shaking his head, He folded his arms, and closed his eyes. "Your strength doesn't matter to me, because I know I will…" Then he quickly opened his eyes. "Overpower you!"

Suddenly, as soon he opened his eyes, the wind started to increase speed, as it began to push both Jinchurikies slowly. They were wondering how he could overwhelm their strength right now!

(Inside building- With Coola and others)

Coola just witnessed two large Biju in the middle of Kumogakure. He folded his arms and chuckled, "Hm? They're turning into these Biju. If I recall correctly, that cat is Nibi, and that Octopus-Ox is Hachib, yes?"

Fye nodded, "Yes. I never thought these both would appear right here… In that case if you've forgotten my explanation about Jinchurikies and Biju. The weakest Biju to the strongest Biju. The Shukaku to the Kyuubi. Right now, we have faced second weakest Biju and second strongest Biju here."

"It sounds like their strength is based on the numbers of their tail."

"Right. At least what I've heard about them, that is. They may be using their powers, but we have no problem with it. However, there's only one problem among them."

"Problem?" asked Guure curiously.

"Lately, I just realized what we have a problem among them. I just figured it out since there's only three Elementians that has learned Ki, they might just become a serious problem for us in the future. It's safe to assume it's also reason you want to eliminate all Elementians. However, it just might be too late…"

Fye glanced around him to see if Coola and Freeza asked a question. Then he sighed, "After seeing Sasuke three days, he certainly showed us his power. I calculated Naruto's power for a while… Without even seeing him though… We all know that he has the Kyuubi inside him. If Naruto learned Ki, then the Kyuubi should be able to learn Ki. That's our problem."

"What's our problem?" asked Coola.

"The Kyuubi's chakra was too ridiculous, not even almost all of Elementians can handle him. Once he learned Ki, for sure, he would have large capacity of his Ki usage. If Naruto became the Kyuubi, he will have potential to surpass you instantly!" explained Fye. Coola and Fye were in shocked about that!

Now Coola began to realize that if the Kyuubi inside Naruto learned how to use Ki, then it would be his largest problem for sure! He must found a way to eliminate Naruto as soon as possible! He would like to do it himself, but he did not know where Naruto and others were. Suddenly, he got an idea!

"Fye… Contact Armored Squadron, and tell them to come here to planet Element immediately!" commanded Coola.

Fye widened his eyes, and shocked, "What?! Why Armormed Squadron now?!" Guure was also shocked, but he chose not to say anything.

"I feel that it was not something right. Ever since seeing Sasuke, we all know that he also has a potential to beat me. If he does, then Naruto might become more dangerous if we are to let him live on more. It's best for us to dispose of him before it is too late. That's why we should call Armormed Squadron here to take care of them," responded Coola.

Fye chuckled nervously, "Coola-sama… Are you sure you're not…exaggerated?"

Coola glared at Fye besides him, and growled, "Are you telling me that my foreshadow is wrong?" Fye shook his head. "Unlike my foolish brother, I don't underestimate my opponents too much. He does a lot of foolish thing to do that I don't want to end up in the same fate as he was."

Fye nodded, understanding what Coola tried to explain the reason. "Yes, my lord!" He picked up the scouter from his pocket, and attached to his left ear, allowing the screen to hang in front of his left eye. He did not use scouter because he believed it was unnecessary to use it on this planet Element. However, he used it often from the outer space. "Armormed Squadron! Armormed Squadron!" Suddenly, he groaned in annoyance. "Shut up, Saiza! Stop calling me Emo brat! I'm not Emo brat anymore! No, I don't cry anymore!"

Coola amused at that a little. Guure's face was some kind of statue or something because he did not show his emotion at all. Probably a frogger never had an emotion before.

"Never mind me, Coola-sama wants you to come to planet Element! You better leave immediately. Yes, right now." Coola and Guure could see the shock on Fye's face for some reason. "What?! That long?! Are you going to be here in two weeks?! Ugh… Whatever…" Now he scowled at annoyance. "Shut up! Stop mocking me, and leave for your departure immediately!" He immediately disconnected his contact between him and Saiza from his scouter. He put his scouter in his pocket, and mumbled angrily. "That dumbass…!"

Coola chuckled, "I see… So in two weeks, they will be here, huh? So Emo brat, huh? That's nice nickname they came up with." Fye scowled at that comment. He was very annoyed by that nickname. Coola knew Fye wanted to tell him to shut up, but he could not because Coola was the boss here.

(Entire Kumogakure Shinobi vs Paradox)

A gust of winds still pushed Killer B and Yugito, even though they were in Biju mode right now! They were astounded by how Paradox could overwhelm them with his power! Raikage could only last a strong wind for a while, but he finally got knocked away, along with Omoi, C, Darui, and Karui. At least, Killer B managed to save them with his tentacles.

Finally, Paradox stopped to push the wind more, as the wind began to calm down, but slowly. Kumogakure Shinobi were astounded by how he was able to push Jinchurikies in their Biju mode away with just gust of winds! Paradox still hovered above the mid-air, and smirked down at them. He folded his arms and waited to see the reactions on all of their faces.

Killer B shocked, "Yo, even tho we be in our Biju mode, he can overpower us!"

"Damn! Does that mean we're not strong enough to defeat him even in this forms?" wondered Yugito.

"What strength! I never heard of someone who can do Futon jutsu without moving a muscle!" cried Karui.

"This is not Futon jutsu! His power source is no ordinary! We have to consider carefully, or he might kill us by just looking at us!" commented Omoi. He knew he was exaggerating a bit, but who knows Paradox could do that?

"Man, we're going to die," said Darui.

"What kind of strength he possesses?" asked C.

"His strength is too ridiculous! Strength like that should never exist at all!" shocked Raikage.

Paradox could not help but to think that they were so funny, and he laughed so hard. "HAHAHA! You ignorant fools! No matter how many times you think you can beat me, you absolutely will never, ever, ever, ever beat me! EVER! I'm invincible no matter what! You can't break through the wall of invincible after all! You are too weak!"

Raikage growled, "Don't underestimate the power of Kumogakure shinobi!" He looked at his each sides, and behind him. Killer B and Yugito in their Biju mode were behind him. Omoi and Darui were on his right side. C and Karui were on his left side. He whispered so they could hear him. "I got a plan. You better follow as I instruct you thoroughly!" They all nodded at him.

Paradox just noticed that Raikage began to form a plan with them. He scoffed at his ignorant. 'They're retard! No matter what strategy he's trying to form right now, they cannot beat me. No chance in hell! Now then... While they're doing that, I gotta think what next move I should use. Some kind of special move just like I did with Time Alteration Attack. But I lost about 80% of my Ki. Then I used Weapon Reverse Attack. So I lost 5% of my Ki. I have 15% of my Ki left. What should I use next? Let's see…'

(Deep Cave- Hebimaru vs Hidan and Kakuzu)

Hebimaru smirked, and loved the look on Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan's face was way hilarious, and he looked almost as if he had seen the ghost! Kakuzu's face was not much of shock, but he knew that he was hiding it.

"What the fuck?! We're fighting fucking immortal that is also particular same as we are! It's absurd!" complained Hidan.

"I see… Since we're all immortals, this fight will be forever. We'd better hurry up and end him. Pain-sama's still waiting for us," said Kakuzu.

Hebimaru laughed with one of his sinister laughter. "Haha! You're right! This fight will be dragging too long! We're all immortals after all! But I found a way to beat you! But can you? Hehe!"

"Hidan…"

Hidan glared at him next to him, and scowled, "What?!"

"We need to test him just like they did to you. We have to behead him to ensure he's immortal or not," said Kakuzu.

Hidan scoffed, "Whatever! I'm sick of this fight already! Let's fuck him up!"

Hebimaru grinned evilly, "Why not you try it?! HAHA!"

Hidan let out his rage inside him, and yelled angrily, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Suddenly, he zapped through Hebimaru's neck, as he went past him. Apparently, he used his triple-scythe bladed. Hebimaru's head flew out of his body, and rolled onto the ground, as the blood also flew out of his headless hole as well. He glanced over his shoulder and started to laugh. He just noticed Hebimaru's shock face. He did not think Hebimaru was still alive because he did not see that his eyes moved around or something.

Hidan laughed, "HAHA! Serve you right! You're fucking dead! You heard me?! Oh, wait! You can't hear me because you're dead! HAHA!"

Kakuzu sighed, "That's easy? It sounds fishy…"

Hidan looked at Kakuzu, and deadpanned. He was not sure if Kakuzu was stupid or something. If Kakuzu died, then he died. Peroid! "HEY, YOU! He's dead, you dumbass!"

"You should not underestimate him. I don't think he can be killed that easily, you idiot," said annoyed Kakuzu.

"But he's dead now! Get your fact right, asshole!" yelled Hidan.

Suddenly, the voice laughed, "You're right!" Hidan and Kakuzu widened their eyes, and looked back at Hebimaru. The Snake Immortal got up on his feet, but not just that, he also got his body back! "I was dead! But now I come back to life! HAHA!"

"Holy shit! Why are you still alive, you bastard?!" Hidan was very frustrated with Hebimaru's laughing frequently. He just wanted to end him right now already! So he would not have to hear his laughter anymore!

"HAHA! What is this? Are all Elementians clueless? Idiotic? Dumbass? Retard? Ignorant? Do you have a baby brain or something? HAHA!" mocked Hebimaru.

Suddenly, Hebimaru's laughter stopped, as he threw up the blood from his mouth because he was impaled in the chest by Kakuzu's thick of black thread. He landed on the ground with a soft thud, and died instantly.

"Kakuzu!" cried Hidan.

Kakuzu growled, "He pissed me off already!" Hidan and Kakuzu watched Hebimaru's corpse carefully. They widened their eyes in shocked.

The hole in Hebimaru's chest began to form something into his chest. Some kind of white rubber or something. Just like snake shredding process! Suddenly, he opened his eyes, and slowly rose up to these feet.

Hidan clenched his fists tightly. "WHY IS HE STILL GODDAMMED ALIVE?!" Kakuzu was also shocked and pissed off at the same time, but chose not to say anything. It seemed like Hebimaru had to say something soon.

Hebimaru cackled manically, "Yeah! You're brainless! Apparently, I need to explain to you about my immortal ability! I'm no different from you guys! We may be so much in common! Since I already knew about your immortal ability, I should tell you about my immortal ability, too. Just be fair to you guys after all." He stared down at his hands, and began to explain to them. "As long as one of my vitals still intact, I can return to life every time I died! Only one way is to kill me by completely destroy all of my vitals, I can truly die for sure! Haha! That's why you brainless are so hard to kill me! Not just that, every time I died, I shred new skins, despite my head being removed from my body. If you beheaded my head, I can shred new body and connect to my body. If you destroyed my heart, I can reform my heart! If you destroyed any of my vitals as long as one of my vitals is still intact, I reformed new ones!

"I was dead only for three seconds, and come back to life at that moment. Is it awesome? HAHA! HA! You fools cannot kill me since you don't have a power to wipe my body completely! HAHA!"

Hidan groaned, "Damn! Look, he has gotten insane even more every time he died! Is he on drugs or something?"

"There's no time for joking! We need to kill him completely!" warned Kakuzu. They would have to find a way to beat Hebimaru.

(Kumogakure- Entire Kumogakure Shinobi vs Paradox)

"Get it? You have to follow every plan I'm instructing you, and it will succeeded!" commanded Raikage. Rests of them just nodded at his plan and understood what his plan he expected them to follow.

Paradox slowly descended and landed on the ground, folding his arms. "Hm? What're you planning? Oh, well. It doesn't matter. Either way, you will soon realize it once you're beaten! Man, I really want to tuck you in your bed, but I guess you don't want to sleep now."

Suddenly, Raikage charged towards him with full of lightning aura into his body. Paradox laughed and mocked at him how he could not beat him at the speed! Every time Raikage threw a punch, Paradox would dodge, evade, and even parried every of his punches.

While dodging, evading, and blocking all of Raikage's punches, Paradox went on and mocked him. "Haha! What's the matter? Can't even touch me at all? Even though you're Raikage, you still can't touch me at all? Pathetic kage ya are, yeah?!"

He was going to evade one of Raikage's punch, but his punch suddenly went down instead. "WHAT?!" He just realized that Raikage's punch went for his nuts. "SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!" Then he soared up into the sky just in nick before Raikage could landed a hit on his nuts. "Damn you! It's going to be problem if you were to expose men's weakness! I'm male, too! Dumbass!"

Raikage smirked, 'Now!'

Since he was too distracted, he failed to notice that Killer B and Yugito in their Biju mode began to form a purple energy sphere that hovered around their mouth. Once formed, they merged into super large ball. Suddenly, they launched a concentrated beam of energy wave towards Paradox, which astounded him big times.

Paradox shocked, "WHAT?!" He quickly raised his both hands, so he could block large purple bean of energy wave, but he could not stop them immediately. That energy wave knocked Paradox down onto the ground, but he managed to stop himself with just his feet while struggling to stop the purple energy wave. 'Damn it! I guess I got no choice but to use this!' He smashed through a several houses, but he still struggled to stop the purple energy wave.

However, for a while, he finally began to absorb the purple energy wave into his hands. Paradox's hand actually shook intensely! "Damn you to hell! That costs 10% of my Ki to absorb, and it hurts me!"

Raikage could not believe that Paradox could still handle a partial of that plans! But plans had not completed yet! He just realized that Paradox was really pissed off. He knew that Paradox was ready to kill them all! He was going to shout stop, but it was too late because Darui, Omoi, Karui, and C already charged at him.

Paradox just spotted C that went behind him, and snarled, "I'm really tired of your shit!" He disappeared before C could reach him. C widened his eyes in shocked. Then Paradox went behind him, and delivered a hard chop into his neck, instantly killing him.

"Kumo-Ryu Omotegiri! (Cloud-Style Front Beheading)" shouted the voice. Paradox immediately ducked his head down before Karui could behead him with his sword!

"What?!"

Paradox thrust his hand into her chest, opening large hole in her chest. Once he released his hand from her chest, she collapsed on the ground.

Omoi and Darui cried, "Karui/C!"

Paradox looked around, only to find that Omoi and Darui jumped down towards him. Omoi and Darui picked up their sword, and were about to swing. However, Paradox placed his hand on both of their chest, and fired a Ki blast through them, also killing them.

Raikage were filled with a lot of shock. He never had seen most of his men died in a few seconds! He looked up, and noticed that Yugito Nibi charged towards him out of rage.

She quickly fired a huge spectral fireball made of chakra at him, but he simply jumped above her. Paradox raised his hands, and formed large purple energy sphere.

He shouted angrily, "EAT THIS SHIT!" He threw the large purple energy sphere downward at her.

BOOOOOM!

Apparently, that large energy sphere had destroyed every of her vitals in the process, so she reverted to her original form, and died.

After she died, Killer B Hachibi landed in front of him, and yelled angrily, "YOU DIE!" He attempted to whip three of his tails together at Paradox, however, who managed to catch all of them with his single hand.

Paradox smirked, "No, it's you who die!"

Raikage just realized that Paradox was going to kill his adopted brother. He crouched down, and immediately emitted lightning aura into his own body. He cried, "Killer B!" Then, he charged towards Paradox at his top speed! But he could not reach him faster because Paradox and Killer B were too far away from him!

Paradox chuckled, "As a present, I will return that to you! Here goes!" He opened his mouth and formed large purple energy ball that was similar to Killer B and Yugito's attack earlier. Once formed, he immediately shot out the purple energy sphere and blasted through Killer B Hachibi's chest. It seemed to kill him in the process, because Killer B also reverted to his original form, and collapsed on the ground. "This attack called Attack Reflection! Any energy source or any attacks can be also containing in me after I absorbed it. I can return an attack anytime! It must be suck for you! Oh, by the way, Attack Reflection has no Ki cost if I absorbed any energy source other than Ki!" He began to erupt up with laughter.

Suddenly, Raikage shouted, "Lariat!" He raised his right arm, and clotheslined into his head, which caused the head to fly out of his body. Paradox was in shocked that his head actually disconnected from his shoulder!

(Deep Cave- Hebimaru vs Hidan and Kakuzu)

Hebimaru filled the hole in his forehead, and had brought back to life again! Hidan and Kakuzu began to get frustrated and annoyed because no matter how many time they killed him, he would be always resurrected!

Hidan scowled, "Damn it! He did do nothing, but let us to kill him over and over again! It's fucking annoyed!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Kill me more! I want to screw you over! I want to taste your blood so badly!" Hebimaru laughed, but for some reason, he pounded his fist onto his own head. "YES! Hurt me more! I want to punch myself so badly!" He still pounded his fist onto his head, and seemed to draw some blood from his own face.

Hidan twitched his eyes, and was disgusted with Hebimaru. "What the fuck?! He's insane like motherfucker!"

"He must be crazier than you, Hidan," remarked Kakuzu.

"Shut the hell up! I want to destroy this asshole jerk! I'm pissed off already! He should rotten in hell already because Jaashin said so!" scowled an annoyed Hidan.

Hidan and Kakuzu were about to charge at him, but Hebimaru suddenly blasted himself in the chest, and lost a lot of blood from his chest. Once again, he died on the spot!

"WHAT THE HELL?! He's fucking insane! He killed himself!" confused Hidan.

"Umm? It's not something right… He may die over and over again, but it's safe to assume that he can't handle death. That's why he went insane every time he died… I guess he died too many times in the past. I don't think it's his first time to die here," explained Kakuzu.

"Seriously? He really needs therapy! I will get him one anytime if he keeps up like that!" rambled Hidan.

Once again, Hebimaru filled his hole in the chest, and rose to his feet. He laughed, "Me insane? Yes! Me therapy! No! You?! YES! NO! WAIT! ME IDEA!"

"What is he talking about?! He really fucked up! He lost his ability to speak! I don't understand him!" confused Hidan. He noticed that Hebimaru raised his both hands above his head. "Dammit! What is he planning to do this time?!"

"I have no idea. Just shut up and prepare to attack him!" demanded Kakuzu.

"Whatever!"

"ME IDEA! DESTROY THIS PLANET! YES! BYE-BYE ELEMENT!" Hebimaru laughed with his loud mouth. Suddenly, he created really red super energy sphere above his head.

Hidan and Kakuzu widened their eyes and shocked at the same time. "HE WHAT?!"

The red super energy sphere finally destroyed most of ceiling which revealed the sky. Hidan and Kakuzu were forced to dodge every of debris of cave ceiling, so they would not be stuck under them.

"BIG! BIG! BIG! BIG! YES! BIGGGGGGER!" shouted Hebimaru. He was able to make his energy sphere bigger and bigger ever!

"Is he out of his fucking mind?!" panicked Hidan.

"BIGGER! BIGGER!" chanted Hebimaru.

(Konohagakure)

The kid was walking with his parents, but he saw the large red energy sphere. He pointed at it and asked, "Hey, Mom, Dad? What's that big sun?" His parents looked up and widened his eyes in shocked. Almost every villager looked up and their eyes were filled with panicked. Even ninjas.

"It's not sun! It's some kind of odd energy!" commented Hinata. Luckily, she already used her Byakugan to see what's going on with that energy sphere. "It has power to destroy our planet!"

"What?!" shocked Kiba. Shino said nothing, but only hoped that it would not destroy this planet.

"Damn, it's troublesome! What are we going to do?" asked Shikamaru.

"I don't know! I don't think we can take it on!" commented panicked Ino.

Chouji gulped, "I'm scared!"

(With Konohamaru and his friends)

"Hey, Moegi, Udon? What's that?" asked Konohamaru.

Udon and Moegi gulped with fear. They could not say anything because they were too afraid to say anything! They knew that energy sphere thingy had a power to destroy the planet!

(Hokage Mansion)

Tsunade watched that Sakura still struggled to heal wounded fish. 'Naruto-kun… Sasuke… I will be more of useful to you! I know you will be proud of me!'

Suddenly, Shizune barged through the door into the room which really startled Sakura and Tsunade. She looked fear for some reason.

Tsunade growled, "What's wrong?!"

"It's trouble! Just look at the window and see for yourself!" warned Shizune.

Tsunade and Sakura looked around through the window and widened their eyes in shocked. They all saw a giant red energy sphere! "What?! Why is it so big?!"

Sakura began to worry if Coola and his men were going to destroy the planet soon! "It's not good! Our planet is in trouble right now! If we can't do something to that thing, it's going to destroy our planet!"

Shizune and Tsunade stared in shock at Sakura. "WHAT?!"

(Desert Rocky- With Sasuke and Kakashi)

Sasuke had put a lot of holes in every rock. He had been trained for like three days, or more. He was so lost in his count for the days. He panted heavily.

Suddenly, they spotted large energy sphere from too far away. Kakashi was not sure what's going on, and was in utterly shocked. "What's that?! It's so big! I've never seen like that!"

Sasuke growled, "Damn it! Is he going to destroy it?! Has he given up on finding Naruto, and decided to destroy it?" Suddenly, he did not recognize that power. "Wait! It's not Coola! It's someone else! Strangely, he's weak, but is able to pull that such a power!" Then he smirked, "It's perfect for me to kill him or whoever that is!" He was going to leave, but Kakashi grabbed his shirt.

"Wait! Your training is not completed! If you're going there, you're going to die this time!" ordered Kakashi.

Sasuke shocked, "Why?! Are you going to let this planet to be destroyed, you bastard?!"

(Mt. Myoboku- With Naruto and Jiraiya)

Jiraiya and Naruto stared in shock at the large red energy sphere. "Damn it! This is not good! I don't know if that's Coola or not, but I am not going to let someone to destroy this planet!"

He was going to go there, but Jiraiya cried, "WAIT!"

Naruto glanced over his shoulder at Jiraiya and frowned, "Why should I wait? Do you want him to destroy this planet?"

"No I don't want to, but if you leave, you will not be able to find a way to go back here," warned Jiraiya.

Naruto considered it for a while, and sighed, "Well, never mind then. I sensed someone that's going in that direction. I think someone's going to stop that person." Jiraiya frowned. He suspected something definitely was not right.

He suspected that whoever was ahead for that direction was one of Coola's men.

(Destroyed Cave- Hebimaru vs Hidan and Kakuzu)

"He's still making it bigger and bigger! Despite us being an immortal, I'm going to be stuck in outer space forever while you will be dead! Damn it!" ranted Hidan.

Kakuzu did not think he could do anything to stop him! Not with that large energy sphere that Hebimaru wielding it now!

Hebimaru laughed loudly, "HAHAHAHA! PERISH! PERISH SOON! ME DESTROY SOON! BIGGER! Me making it bigger! YES! BIGGER!" Finally, he created really bigger energy sphere that was equal to half of Planet Element. "YES! DONE! IT DONE! ME NOW LAUNCH! PERISH!" He was about to throw it down, but his head suddenly cut off from his neck. Hidan and Kakuzu were in shocked that Hebimaru's head actually flew out for some reason! They looked around, and spotted only one person, and that was Guure!

At least three seconds later, Hebimaru's body recreated and connected to his head. Once again, he was resurrected again. He looked up at Guure and was in shocked. "Guure-sama?!"

Guure already raised his hand in front of Hebimaru's face, and said, "Coola-sama ordered me to come to kill you. He believed that you are too insane to stay alive enough, so you better be off dead. Farewell."

Hebimaru widened his eyes and shocked, "NO! NO! ME CHANCE PLEASE! ME ALIVE! ME NOT DESTROY PLANET!"

Guure calmly said, "Farewell." Finally, he blasted Hebimaru's entire body, and completely wiped all of his body. Even after three seconds, Hebimaru was never recreated ever again. He was literally dead. Dead!

Hidan and Kakuzu could not believe how Guure could destroy him in a single attack! Kakuzu could careless about that. He was glad that the fight was over, but Hidan was pissed off as hell.

Hidan pointed at Guure, and yelled angrily, "What the fuck?! How the fuck did you kill him, you asshole?! This was our fight, you frog freaky!"

Guure slowly landed on the ground, and observed them carefully, at the every detail of their appearance. 'Black robe with red cloud on it… They must be members of Akatsuki. That's good.'

"Answer me, you fucktard!" demanded Hidan.

"Sorry, I just had to come to stop him from destroying this planet. However, not only that reason, I'm also came to deliver a message from Coola as well," said Guure.

Kakuzu stepped forward and sighed, "What message are you going to deliver? I assume it has to do anything between us?"

Guure nodded, "Correct. Since you've sent someone to deliver a message one of our men, you insisted on us to meet you at your destination location. However, since you decided the location for us to fight there, Coola also already decided when we will fight you." He lifted his two fingers up. "Two weeks… We will be there, and fight you there. You just have to be patience, and wait for us to get there. Will see you there. Farewell." He disappeared out of thin air.

Hidan rolled his eyes over, and continued to complain. "It's not fair! Guure can kill them, but we couldn't! It's not fair!"

Kakuzu shrugged, "Life is not fair."

"Shut the fuck up!" scowled an annoyed Hidan. Now before they needed to leave, Hidan must do something first. Kakuzu did not like that at all, and sighed at Hidan.

(Destroyed Kumogakure- Raikage vs Paradox- A moment ago)

Raikage managed to remove Paradox's head from his shoulder. He stared down at headless of Paradox, and panted heavily. "At least I avenged my brother, and everyone."

(Large building- With Coola, Fye and Guure)

Guure sighed, "He underestimates them too much. That's why he should not drag battle too long!"

Fye chuckled, "That idiot! Well, serves him right!"

Coola smirked, "No, he's not dead. You will see…" Fye and Guure stared at him in confusion.

(Raikage vs Paradox)

Paradox's eyes were nothing but looked dead to Raikage and everyone. It was dead eyes. Raikage was very sweating at that time. The moment he allowed his sweat dropped onto the ground, the time suddenly went backward for some reason. Everything was moving backward.

Paradox's head suddenly went up back into his neck, as Raikage was running backward. Everything was moving backward up until the moment when Paradox blasted through Killer B's chest.

Suddenly, Raikage shouted, "Lariat!" He raised his right arm, and clotheslined into his head… However, Paradox immediately turned around and gripped Raikage's right arm, preventing him from cutting his head off. "WHAT?!"

Paradox scoffed, "Is that the best you can do?"

(Large building- With Coola and others)

Fye chuckled a little, "Well, Paradox got him at least." Suddenly, he just remembered that Paradox was dead! "Wait! I thought he's dead! How did he survive if his head was cut off?!" Guure also remembered that, but he had to wait for Coola to explain.

"Because he created the time to go back a few seconds later. I killed him once because he badmouthed me, and he went back in the time. He learned his lesson, so he would not badmouth me from on now. If you don't understand, you better listen to him what he said. He's going to explain soon," explained Coola.

(Raiakge vs Paradox)

Raikage shocked, "I remember I cut your head off! How did you do that?!"

Paradox laughed so hard that he wanted to roll on the floor laughing, but he could not because he was gripping Raikage's hand. "Haha! My name is Paradox!"

"What?! What're you talking about?" confused Raikage.

"I can travel in time but I actually cannot go back in the time. For your information, my real name is not Paradox. I was nicknamed for Paradox because I'm able to create the time. My real parents abandoned me for no reason, so the King had to take me and raised me there. In other words, I don't know my true name!

"Never mind that, this is a technique where only a certain species of mine can die and uses up the energy crystal in their bodies, and go back in the time! An energy crystal is like a battery where you have to use up and can refill it. That's why I'm still alive because I used my energy crystal. However I cannot use it for few days until it's filled again! However, in order to use energy crystal, it required me to die. Once I used it up, energy crystal refilled all of my Ki to 100% again!" explained Paradox.

"You're what?!" surprised Raikage.

"Of course, since I refilled all of my energy, I'm no longer to struggle with you! I don't have to worry if you cut my head off if I'm at my 100% again! Payback's a bitch, huh?!"

Raikage snarled, "This is nonsense!"

"You're right! This is nonsense! DIE!" yelled Paradox. He teleported behind him, and strangled his head. "I'm invincible and always will be invincible! The time technique is the reason why I'm invincible!" Raikage could not seem to break free as he began to choke out. Finally, Paradox snapped his head around, dropped his lifeless body on the ground. He rubbed his head, and shook his head. "They're tough than I excepted!"

Suddenly, large red energy sphere hovered above them, which caused him to look up in shock. "What the?!"

(Large building- With Coola and others)

"What?! Who dare to destroy this planet?!" asked Coola angrily.

"Hmm? Is that one of insane guy? He claimed that he's the Snake Immortal or something," commented Fye.

"Damn it! It's too soon! We're not supposed to destroy this planet right now! We have to find Naruto!" Coola was quite disappointed in one of his men. He turned around and ordered, "Guure! You're to go to that place instantly, and kill him! And before you go, if his opponent is Akatsuki, then tell him that we accept their request, and we will go there to fight them! However, we will be there in two weeks."

Guure nodded, "Yes, my lord!" He disappeared in thin of air.

Few minutes later, Guure finally came back to the place. "How it's going?" asked Coola.

Guure kneeled before Coola and reported, "Yes, my lord! I have killed the Snake Immortal. Also, I've delivered a message to them. I told them that we will be there in two weeks, just as you ordered me to."

Coola smirked, "Good…" With that, Guure, Fye, and Coola jumped down to where Paradox was right now.

Paradox looked around, and saw that Coola and others were walking on way to them. He immediately kneeled before Coola and declared, "I took care of anything!"

"Very good! But next time, don't let reckless get you. You may have a chance to get back to life, but you won't get a chance more than once!" warned Coola.

Fye scoffed, "How reckless you're! Guure is right! You underestimated them too much!"

"By the way, I'm taking on Iwagakure by myself!" declared Guure.

Paradox snapped his head around, and stared in disbelief at Guure. "You're what?! No! No! No! You're not going to solo it! I'm!"

"Why not?" asked Guure.

"Because you're going to finish them off in a few seconds! It's boring!"

"I don't like long battle, and I don't like you dragging the battle too long!"

"Shut up! Coola! Tell him that I will be the one who is going to take on Iwagakure by myself!"

"I gave him a permission to handle it. You better rest, and save your energy for future reason. But Guure and you will take on Sungakure together after Iwagakure. It's just a fair. This is an order," said Coola.

Paradox rolled his eyes over and sighed, "Whatever! Let's go!" With that, Coola and others walked on way to Iwagakure.

(Planet Coola #84)

Three shadow figures finally hopped into their spacecraft, as they began to launch off into the space on way to Planet Element.

To be continued…

A/N: Sorry, it was supposed to be updated last night, but I was really busy last night. But now here's chapter 84! :D

By the way, I began to feel that the story might go downhill for some reason. It would be nice if I could get Beta reader for this. I could use one! I think I noticed that I might rush this story a bit... I don't know but I'm pretty sure I rush it a little bit.

Please let me know if I'm missing or something. I will edit this if you could let me know that I'm missing something.

BTW, next chapter will be about Gohan, Kuririn, and Bulma in the spaceship! :D Only three villages to go! On Chapter 86, it will be also all about Gohan, Kuririn and Bulma too! They need more screentime after all! :D

Please review and read. Any question? Ask right away! :D Please go to my profile and vote on which one you want to end. Coola Saga or Cell Saga? Please and thank you! :D You will find out the result once I reach Konoha invasion.

I hope you're enjoying this chapter, nonetheless!

Now I'm out! :D