Candace & Jeremy
"Alright. Who have you chosen to be your groomsmen?" Candace asked her fiancée. Jeremy just sat there with his drink. "Uh, I don't know. I mean, I guess I should ask your brothers if they'd like to take part."
Candace choked on her biscuit. "You've not asked yet? There's only 16 months left until the wedding!" Jeremy looked at her. "Are you okay? I know we're 'running out of time' as you keep saying, but I just don't know which of your brothers I should ask to be best man. They're both friends and I'd rather not be the cause of any rifts in the family." Now it was Candace's turn to ponder his words.
With a sigh, Candace ponders aloud. "Well, there are pros and cons to either of them. Phineas would be able to deliver a speech. Though he can't write one. Ferb, I've never known him to give a speech. Both look good in suits. They're probably going to do something that will destroy the day. On second thought, they shouldn't even be a part of it."
"Candace, that's not fair. You've got Suzy as a bride's maid." Jeremy said. "I'll just call Ferb. He's always got good advice." He places a call. "Ferb? Jeremy. I was calling to ask your opinion on who should be best man at the wedding." Jeremy nods and smiles. "Thanks Ferb. I knew you'd be able to help with this dilemma."
"Well? What did he say?" Candace inquired after Jeremy put his phone away. "He said to just elope." "WHAT?! I'm going to kill him." Candace yelled. Everyone in the coffee shop turned in her direction and shushed her. "Oh, we're not in a library." She complained. "Or have Coltrane as best man, as Ferb pointed out he's my best friend after all." Jeremy said laughing.