So this is for Tel nok shock who gave me the idea. Hope you like it.

"So," Jack said in a conversational tone as he leant against the door frame.

"Hello sir," Sam said without looking up from her laptop, "Can I help you with something?"

"Nope," Jack said, moving to lean against the desk beside her.

"If you say so sir," Sam said, noting down the reading from the screen of her laptop.

He watched her for five minutes as she took readings and made notes on whatever it was she was doing. Eventually she dropped her pen on the desk and looked at him, "Ok, what do you want sir?"

"Nothing," Jack said.

Sam raised an eyebrow, "Then with all due respect out of my lab please, you're distracting me."

"Distracting you am I?" Jack teased.

"No sir," Sam said, "I'm just worried you might break something, like you do pretty much every time you go into Daniel's lab."

"Hey," Jack exclaimed, "That's not true. It's only happened a few times."

"If you say so sir," Sam said as she fiddled with the machine that was hooked up to her laptop.

Jack shook his head before he smirked and said, "While I won't write you up for being cheeky Carter, I just won't tell you about our little visitors."

"Sir?" Sam questioned, more than a little confused. As far as she knew there weren't any visitors due from either off world or from the government.

Jack smirked again, "We've got some visitors that I thought you might like to meet."

"Did I miss a memo or something sir?" Sam asked.

Jack laughed, "Not this time."

"With all due respect sir," Sam said, "What the hell are you on about."

Jack laughed and reached into the pocket of his BDU's. He pulled something out and put it on the table beside Sam's arm.

When he pulled his hand back Sam laughed. "Is that what I think it is sir?"

"If you think it's a chocolate turtle then yes Carter, it's what you think it is."

Sam laughed again. "Not that I don't appreciate it sir," she said, looking up from the turtle and at Jack, "But why is there now a chocolate turtle on my desk?"

Jack watched her for a moment before he smiled and said, "Danny-boy and I ran into town with Teal'c this morning, we felt he needed some time off base. We tried to ask you but the door to your lab was locked and there was a note saying do not disturb. We went to that big sweet shop down the road from O'Malley's and while Daniel and Teal'c were having a look around I saw this and remembered you saying that turtles were your favourite animal."

"Thank you sir," Sam said, "But you didn't have to get me anything."

Jack shrugged, "Daniel and Teal'c got tonnes of the stuff, I thought you might like some too."

Sam smiled and picked up the turtle from where it was still sat on her desk. She unwrapped it carefully, not wanting to ripe the foil. Once the foil was off she flattened it out and then stuck it on her cork board.

Jack raised an eyebrow and Sam shrugged before saying, "Why not, I like turtles and it's a turtle."

Jack laughed as Sam snapped off a leg and offered it to him. He took it with a smile and started to nibble at the end as Sam broke off another leg and copied his actions.

"Good chocolate sir," Sam said, "Good choice in type too."

Jack just smiled and continued to eat the leg.

It's not as runny as normal but here it is :)

Since it's Easter there will be an Easter themed update either today or tomorrow. Hope everyone enjoys their chocolate