I would first like to say that, for the record, that a hero can't casually go around killing people. We would have less idiots if that were the case. This means that I can't kill Kacchan despite my ever-growing resentment at him.

I'm just pushing those cards off the table before I take them.

Actually, would I kill Kacchan and Iida first? They are both annoying in their own rights, and I want to punch both of them in the face. I don't know why I am considering this when the answer would be Kacchan, but I would not be surprised if that answer becomes harder to come up with in the future.

Getting back on topic, I also can't use my quirk. No offense, but breaking my bones hurt like a bitch, and I am not into BDSM. Thankfully, I managed to come up with a plan.

In case you have not picked up on it yet, Kacchan has the ego of a chihuahua. He was the best in his little group, but once you throw him in the wild, he struggles. Struggling isn't the right definition for this. It's more that he has more competition. What does this have to do with my plan?

That ego is going to be what wins this for us! I bet my left ass cheek that he is not going to plan with Iida! That's how confident I am! Kacchan is just going to come straight at us and attack. Because of the level of his pettiness, it's probably me. However, that's not important. As for Iida, seeing Kacchan just ditch him, he'll stick with the bomb if he isn't an idiot.

After checking around the building, Uraraka and I have a plan.

Uraraka and I found a ladder that leads to the top of the building. We will be climbing to the top and crawling down searching for the bomb as it would be dumb to go through the front door. Kacchan will probably be going down first, so we will most likely not find him while searching unless it takes us too long or he finds out what we did. Once we find the bomb, Iida should call for Kacchan to come and help him out. That's when the chaos start. Since the two are unaware of their fighting styles, they are probably going to keep interfering with one another, giving Uraraka and I a chance to get the bomb and win.

See what a big-boy brain can do for you?! You don't need a quirk to do shit!

Even though the girl barely knows me, Uraraka is more than willing to follow through with my plan, which I appreciate. It doesn't even use her quirk! Though, she can use the debris from Kacchan's quirk if needed.

Either way, we are prepared.

"AND START!" All Might yells way too loudly into the intercom. Like, he is either going to burst that intercom or burst my eardrums!

"Let's go," I mumble to Uraraka once my eardrums recover. I lead the way to the ladder, and I climb first because I am not going to climb under a lady. That's disrespectful.

Because this is a five story building, this takes a minute or too.

"Just keep climbing. Just keep climbing. Just keep climbing climbing climbing climbing," I sing, hearing giggles below. When we finally get to the roof, it's time to go down.

At this point, it's when I realize how loud Kacchan really is because I can hear him despite having fucking floors separating us.

It actually did not take us long to find Iida and the bomb as I could hear them and-what the fuck?

"HEROES, YOU SHALL NOT PAST FOR I AM A VILLAIN!" Iida demands as he chop chops his arm. He is fucking practicing being a villain. Uraraka is really trying not to laugh, but with that ridiculous display, she bursts. That catches his attention, "Villains! You shall not past me! I will stop you! As you can see, I removed all the objects from this room to make sure Uraraka-chan is unable to use her quirk! There is nothing you can do now, so give up! Bakugo, the villains are at the bomb"

True to his word, Iida did remove all the objects. Smart. I also hear a bunch of explosions from the floors below us.

I enter the room with Uraraka behind me, "You really think there is only one way to run this show? Sweetie, we ain't that simplistic. Uraraka, cover the entryway until Bakugo comes!" I demand as I grin and run forward. Iida picks up the bomb and starts zooming around the room, but he is unable to leave due to Uraraka being in the way. Sure, he could always run her over, but I know he is too good for that.

"DEKU!" The true disappointment has arrived! Uraraka barely manages to duck out of the way when Kacchan comes barreling in like a feral dog.

I cover my mouth for a moment with my hand as I whisper, "Uraraka, go back to the door way, but make sure to stay out of Kacchan's way. When the time is right, float that hoe." I uncover my mouth as Uraraka slowly makes her way behind Kacchan.

Kacchan, however, seems to have a different plan as the whole place freezes when he lifts up a gauntlet, "You know how my quirk words, you damn stalker. With this, I can store my sweat to create one big blast! You're going to be my first test subject!"

"BITCH, THAT WILL FUCKING KILL ME!"

All Might, for once, seems to get his head out of the gutter, "Young Bakugo, do not trigger that gauntlet! You will kill him!"

Kacchan just grins, "He won't if he dodges quick enough!" I watch him pull the safety pin and look around quickly. Uraraka is safe, but Iida isn't because, even though he isn't near me, this is going to be a huge blast. As Kacchan pulls the trigger, I run towards Iida and push him out of the range of the blast.

A deafening explosion is heard as I feel the heat burst through my costume and my skin on the side facing towards Kacchan. Smoke fills the room, and I pull up my mask and goggles that I'm glad I had put on my costume. I needed to finish this now. After a quick look around, I find the bomb sitting innocently a couple of feet away.

I ignore the pain as I scramble over and touch it.

"TEAM D HAS WON! BAKUGO, PLEASE DO NOT PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT AGAIN! NEXT TIME, I WILL BE REQUIRED TO FORCE YOUR TEAM TO LOSE! EVERYONE PLEASE RETURN TO THE SPECTATOR ROOM!" All Might thrums through the intercom.

HOLD UP! IS HE NOT GOING TO ASK IF I AM OKAY?! BITCH, I JUST WITHSTOOD A FUCKING BOMB, AND YOU'RE WORRIED IF WE WON OR NOT?! Whatever. I'm probably invinicible anyway.

BUT ALSO, THAT'S IT FOR KACCHAN?! HE JUST GETS LET OFF WITH A WARNING?! HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED THAT WEAPON IN TRAINING! ALL MIGHT, GET IT TOGETHER, MAN!

"Is everyone alright?" I ask first. I receive a nod from Uraraka.

Iida takes it a step further as he bows, "I am fine! Thank you for saving me despite being on the opposite team, Midoriya! However, are you alright?"

I look at myself and realize that I look like shit. That's not the problem.

KACCHAN DESTROYED MY HERO COSTUME! IF IT WAS BY THE SUPPORT DEPARTMENT, I WOULD UNDERSTAND! HOWEVER, MY MOM MADE THIS WITH HER HEART AND SOUL! Y'all should have seen how happy she looked when she showed it to me! Oh, it was so precious! I am aware that it was going to get fucked up eventually, but not this early!

Before you asked, she only made the outfit. She didn't make anything else. that's why the support department still gets credit.

Seeing that Kacchan is still frozen, I stomp over to him and punch him in the gut hard. He cowers from the force. Yeah, I'm that pissed.

"Young, Midoriya, that's a detention! You don't attack your peers after training!" I hear All Might, but one more detention won't hurt me.

Instead, I scream at Kacchan, "BITCH, MY MOM MADE ME THIS HERO COSTUME, AND YOU FUCKED IT UP IN LITERALLY ONE DAY! YOU HAVE TO GO APOLOGIZE TO HER FOR DESTROYING IT!"

Funny thing about Kacchan: he may hate my guts, but he does care for my mom.

Kacchan growls as he starts retreating.

I turn to Iida and Uraraka with a grin, "Sorry about that! Time to head back!"

I stomp out, completely ignoring any pain that comes from me.

During my walk, I realized that Kacchan got a warning for aiming a bomb at two students, but I got detention for punching him! What the fuck?!

Since I'm injured, guess who I get to visit again?!

"Recovery Girl, I'm back!" I announce as I enter her office.

Recovery Girl immediately turns around and inspects me, "What happened now?!" She starts guiding me to the bed as she looks over the injuries.

"Well, you'll be happy to know that I didn't use my quirk, so no broken bones!" I sit down as Recovery Girl looks over them more throughly.

"That's something, but what happened?"

"Someone used a nitroglycerin-filled gauntlet and shot it directly at me." Recovery Girl is silent for a moment, trying to decipher that information.

"What?! That weapon shouldn't be allowed in hero-training, let alone to new students! What was All Might thinking when he let that kid go on the field?! And the support department for making it?!"

"Don't ask me. On All Might's behalf, he did tell him to stop. He just did it anyway."

"Please tell me the boy got detention."

"He got a warning, but I got detention though!"

"What did you do?"

"He fucked-" I receive a whack on the head for cursing, "He screwed up the hero costume my mom made me, so I punched him in the gut after the exercise. To be honest, I feel like I deserve a right to do that."

Recovery Girl sighs, "Both of you deserve detention, but he does deserves worst. That's unacceptable behavior."

"If it makes you feel any better, I won the match."

"If you think I care about you winning over your safety, you're wrong." Recovery Girl kisses me on the cheek, causing the forming blisters to heal and for me to feel sleepy, "Now lay down and rest."

I do as asked, but certainly not in silence, "Can I go on strike?"

"Against UA?"

"Uh-huh. All Might sucks as a teacher."

"You would have to convince the whole student population plus more to go on strike with you to even have a chance of removing him."

"I have a better plan than that."

She groans, probably not wanting to know, "What?"

"If you go on strike with me, it would be a much faster process."

"You're not wrong, dear. However, I'm not willing to participate in your endeavors. Now, will you please go to sleep?"

"The one time an adult wants me to sleep? Sure!"

When I wake up, the first thing I hear is a loud whack like someone is getting beat up.

I don't think I want to wake up.

"Are you an idiot, Yagi?! You gave this boy nothing to work with, and Midoriya has already lost faith in you!" I hear Recovery Girl lecture from behind the curtain.

Never mind, I am more than willing to wake up.

"I-I didn't realize t-t-the quirk would a-act different for him!" Yagi stutters out. Damn, he's scared of Recovery Girl! Wait, I can use that to my advantage.

"Then why he is asking me information instead of you? You should know more about your own quirk than I do!"

"I-I don't know!"

I think it's time to interfere, "This is the same guy who told me to squeeze my buttcheeks and yell smash to trigger his quirk. There is no way in hell am I going to listen to him after that advice!"

What? Did you think I was going to help Yagi? Look, I like Yagi. However, he has some MAJOR downfalls to get over.

Recovery Girl sighs like she is about to give up on life, "You're lucky Midoriya is much more logical than you despite acting more stupid."

"HEY!" Recovery Girl opens the curtain to reveal herself and Yagi.

Yagi offers a hesitant smile, "How are you doing, my boy?"

"Part of my body got hit with dynamite and the trigger didn't get detention, yet when I punch him in the stomach, automatic detention. To make things worst, you didn't ask if I was alright. You just ended the match. I think you can read the mood, sir."

"I-I see. I'm sorry, young Midoriya," Yagi sweatdrops.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh."

Recovery Girl facepalms, "Yagi, make sure Midoriya doesn't make stupid decisions. Midoriya, try to figure out how to not break your bones. Limit it as much as possible."

"Gotcha! Can I head back to class? I have detention today, and I don't want to make it seem like I'm ditching out."

"Yagi can wait, right?"

I interrupt Yagi before he speaks, "Actually, this is for disobeying teacher's orders in another class!"

"...Midoriya, you really need to work on your self-discipline skills. You're free to go."

I hop up, "I won't! Bye, Recovery Girl! Bye, Idiot!"

As I am leaving, I can hear her asking him why he allows me to disrespect him like that.

Surprisingly enough, when I arrive, all the students respect me because I didn't use my quirk. I even got invited to join Iida and Uraraka on their walk home, but I can't join due to detention!

Alright then.

Welp, time to listen to whatever Aizawa has to say.

"Izuku, dear, it's only the first day," My mom criticizes me through the phone. She isn't happy that I have already gotten detention.

"I'm aware," I respond.

"You could have at least waited a day before doing something like this."

"True, but I got bored. At least I am not expelled!"

"Don't push your limits, sweetie. Let me know when you are leaving."

"Got it. Bye, Mom! Love you!"

"Love you too."

With that, I hang up and look at Aizawa, who was making sure I called my Mom and not running off, "See? I'm a boy with standards!"

Aizawa shakes his head as he leaves the room, "Come on, brat." I follow quickly.

"Wait, isn't the point of detention is to bore me to death?"

"If it hasn't worked before due to your current behavior, there is no way in hell it is going to work right now."

"I mean, true, but could have made my life easier."

"I don't plan on doing that. I plan on making your life a living hell."

"I mean, All Might already has by being a terrible teacher. How much worst can you do?"

Aizawa looks over and raises an eyebrow, "What makes you say that about him?"

"I got detention for punching Bakugo in the stomach after training, but Bakugo gets a warning for fucking exploding me, which was not necessary in the exercise at all! You see the lack of equal opportunity for suffering here? Also, he just overall sucks. If he had to pull out flashcards to explain a lesson, it's concerning."

Aizawa sighs heavily, "I'll look into it tomorrow. If you're being ridiculous again, I'll double whatever I am about to do tomorrow."

"I feel like I am being underestimated, but whatever. What am I doing?"

We arrive at an actual hell: the gym.

"Fuck."

"Add ten minutes to it for language."

"To what?" Aizawa grins, and I immediately know that I am dead.

"Run."

I show no hesitation in following that command because I don't feel like being stabbed by him!

I am physically, emotionally, and mentally depressed. Aizawa killed me.

HALF OF THE SHIT HE MADE ME DO SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!

HE MADE ME RUN FROM ROBOTS CHASING ME, CLIMBING WALLS, AND LIFTING HIM AND CARRYING HIM AROUND! FUCK, HE EVEN HAD ME LEARN HERO LAWS WHILE DOING IT ALL! LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! EVERY TIME I CURSED OR STARTED TO SLACK, HE WOULD ADD FIVE MINUTES TO 'DETENTION.'

BITCH, THIS WASN'T DETENTION! THIS WAS FUCKING HELL AND I STILL WANT TO DIE DESPITE IT BEING OVER!

THE WORST PART IS THAT THIS MAN HAD WAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS!

I regret all my life choices. I want a refund for my life.

The worst part?

I have a week and a day more of this bull-fucking-shit! I get I asked for it, but this is EXTREME even to my standards!

Aizawa's detention made All Might's training look like it was for babies! And you're telling me he let a hard-ass like Aizawa in and a pussy like All Might? This is just unfair.

The only thing I give Aizawa complete credit for is that when I was finally finished, which took over 2 hours instead of the supposed one due to my potty mouth, he had a plate of food and bottled water waiting. Of course, I had to listen to him ramble on why he was being so harsh to me, but I got food, so I could give a damn.

Honestly, that's more than All Might ever did. Sure, he gave me a quirk, but food and water might help with the progress.

However, there's something specific I would like to point.

As I VERY slowly get ready to leave, Aizawa approaches me.

I nearly beg, "Please tell me you don't have more for me to know."

Aizawa has the goddamn nerve to chuckle at me, "No. I'm here to tell you that you're a good kid. Otherwise, you would have dropped out like all the others who did this regime before you-"

"WHAT?! PEOPLE DROPPED OUT OVER THIS?!"

"Everyone has. I am always intense the first day of detention to get rid of the slackers. Everyone has quit except you. You just need to learn how to control yourself to prevent this from happening in the first place, problem child."

"No wonder you have a high expulsion rate," I mumble.

Aizawa quirks his eyebrow but he doesn't say much on that matter, "You're free. Remember you have this for the rest of the week."

"I'm going to die."

"If you're stupidity hasn't killed you yet, this won't."

"HEY! OFFENDED!"

"Later, brat."

Aizawa leaves me behind to trudge across the world.

I am more than will to admit that I passed out on the couch as soon as I got home.