I didn't win, though I think that's obvious since I passed out.

I ended up in Recovery Girl's office hearing that I had surgery since I broke two fingers on my right hand more than once.

First off, is that legal? Like, can Recovery Girl do surgery just like that? I thought she needed permission from my mom or maybe me for that shit unless it's life endangering. I assume losing two fingers is not life endangering, so I have no idea.

I should check over the UA agreement. Maybe it says something like that in there.

Scene!

Imagine waking up to a bitchy old woman. That's Recovery Girl.

At least Yagi is there for me!

"What you did was extremely dangerous! I had to perform surgery to save your hand! Both you and Yagi need to stop this before it becomes permanent damage!" Recovery Girl lectures as she checks over my vitals. It turns out, she got everything functional to say the least. I have my arm and leg wrapped, though. My luck.

Yagi sighs, "We're working on it, ma'am."

"Also, tell that boy to sleep more! I know he didn't get much sleep last night because he was texting me at two about which chicken noodle recipe was the best."

"I did sleep. I just woke up and decided to text you because I was lonely, "I correct. Yagi facepalms.

"Why am I your first choice?"

"Would you rather me message people on dating websites?"

"What- no, Midoriya, that's not the point!"

"Am I not allowed to appreciate your company?"

This time, Recovery Girl sighs, "You chose someone interesting, Yagi."

"Is that a bad thing?"

Recovery Girl just leaves me! OFFENDED!

Yagi lays back in his seat, "You had me worried there, my boy. May I ask what you were trying to accomplish?"

I click my tongue, "Was I trying to accomplish something? I was trying to get out the first round to avoid damage from Todoroki, but after somehow breaking out of Shinso's quirk, I decided it was destiny to fight him. Oh, speaking of that, I'm seeing ghosts now-"

Yagi coughs up blood, "What?!" I ignore him.

"Maybe I was there to help Todoroki use his quirk again. I don't know why, but his dumbass thought he could only win with ice against me when my self-preservation skills are the same as yours. I can only partially blame him because his father is an a- jerk. Not my business, but if they are going to be obvious, I guess it is now. I hate that this destiny screwed up some fingers, but if Todoroki uses his quirk, it's worth it. Things happen for a reason, you know?" Yagi looks shocked. Who knew I was capable of this?!

"I...that's very mature of you, young Midoriya. Being a hero is not just about saving lives; it's about saving people's hearts as well. I believe you helped young Todoroki with that today. It's also about meddling in business, even if it's not your own. I'm proud of you, my boy-"

"DEKU!" "MIDOIRYA!" Multiple voices holler from the hall as they burst into the medical room. The door reveals Iida and Uraraka. I swear Yagi is coughing up a lung at the shock.

Before I can say anything, Recovery Girl comes out, "Midoriya should be resting! You children would not be helping him! Get!"

Iida speaks up, "Wait, I have something to tell Midoriya," Recovery Girl lets him, "Aizawa-sensei needs to see you after the festival. Rest well!" Then they get shoved out.

Fuck.

He didn't find out, did he?

If he did, I'm going to die along with somebody else.

I offer Yagi a tissue from beside me.

Yagi nods, "Thank you, my boy. Now, why would Aizawa need you this time?"

"I think he plans on killing me."

"Don't be so dramatic-"

"For once, I'm not."

Yagi offers his sympathy by patting me on the head. I'll take it.

I'll get back to that part later. I have to reveal the results of the Sports Festival.

In third place, we have Iida and Tokoyami! Now, usually they fight to confirm third place; however, shit came up.

With the luck of this hell, Iida's brother, Ingenium, got taken out by Stain, a guy whose been going around killing hero. I mean, at least he didn't die. Last time I heard, Ingenium is alive but paralyzed.

Oof. You get the rest, hopefully. Iida went to go see his brother in hospital, and Tokoyami naturally took the third place podium.

In second place, we have Todoroki! He ended up going to the final round against Bakugo.

After seeing that round, I can firmly state that Todoroki is a dumbass. Bakugo was encouraging him to use his fire, and Todoroki took the mental brain power to consider using it, using it, and then practically giving up.

That's a round where he should have stuck to just ice. Bakugo's quirk works through sweat. Yucky, I know, but not the point. If Todoroki just kept using ice, he could have weakened Bakugo's firepower! Honestly, this requires zero thinking power.

Sigh.

Bakugo won first place, but he was not happy about it one bit. He wanted a rematch because he said that it wasn't a true match or something like that. To get on him the podium, they had to fucking tie him to a pole and put restraints on him like a dog! Even then, he was still barking!

Now I'm curious of how UA is a top hero school if they can pull shit like this without getting in trouble.

Anyway, to give the medals, they had All Might come out, and oh boy...

Honestly, this man needs some help.

All Might gives the medals to Tokoyami and Todoroki just fine, right? Then he comes to Bakugo, and Bakugo still over here throwing his temper tantrum.

I swear on my life that this man just shoves the medal between Bakugo's teeth. I mean, whatever works, but damn!

Then, when All Might was doing the final speech, he had everyone say something together, right? Everyone assumes 'plus ultra' because that's the school motto.

While everyone screams 'plus ultra,' that boomer yells 'thanks for your hard work!' His audience was questioning him that day, and I don't blame them one bit. He really should have known better.

How is All Might the number one hero again?

Anyway, that's the important shit that happened at the Sports Festival!

Currently, it's the end of the day, and I have to go see Aizawa for some reason.

Time to die!

When I arrive outside of Aizawa's office, I see Ashido and Kaminari praying outside the window.

I'M NOT ALONE!

Though, that also means that I'm guaranteed going to die with these people.

As soon as they see, they jump me and start crying.

"We're gonna die, fam!" Ashido sobs as she clings to my coat.

Kaminari steps back for a moment, taking deep breathes, "Okay, deep breathes, we're not gonna die. How quick can we get out of the country?"

I click my tongue, "Depending how we go, a day or longer. I say we turn around, walk away, grab our shit, and get the hell out of Japan by stealing a boat."

Ashido wipes her eyes, "Can we go to Hawaii?"

"I don't see why not-"

A deep void interrupts us, "Are you brats seriously planning on running away from this?"

As soon as they heard his voice, Ashido and Kaminari got on the ground and started praying for forgiveness! Meanwhile, I'm over here chill cause I have already served my nickel in hell. It can't get much worst.

"Get up and get in my office, " Aizawa commands as he enters. Ashido and Kaminari get on their feet and hide behind me.

Pussies.

We enter his office and close the door.

Aizawa sits back in his chair and sighs, "You three know what you did."

I already interrupt, "Just to make things clear, what did we do?"

He facepalms, "I shouldn't have to say it."

"We do a lot of things, though."

"What you did during the break at the Sports Festival. All three of you knew that people were watching and you still did it."

"OH, that!"

Basics: So Kaminari and Mineta manage to prank the girls to all wear cheerleader costumes during the break by saying there was a cheerleader challenge or something like that. Anyway, most of them were uncomfortable, so I got Yaoyorozu to make me on and fucking struck that bitch like magic. Then, I made Kaminari get in one since he made them uncomfortable.

From there, Kaminari, Ashido, and I just started dancing. Hagakure even supported us once in a while!

Then I remember, "Wait, are you talking about the twerk line or the part where we dropped it?"

"Both, " Aizawa groans, "Ashido, Kaminari, you already get a week of detention purely for following Midoriya."

"Wait, what? What kind of rule was that?"

"Made it soon after I met you. I thought it would discourage certain habits. Apparently not. You have a month of detention, both of you. Got it?"

"YES, SIR!" Ashido and Kaminari scream.

"Good. Now leave."

Those two zoom out faster than Iida. That leaves me by myself.

I'm going to Mcfucking die!

Aizawa straights up to look me in the eye, "You're killing me, problem child."

"It could certainly be worst!" I say with the slither of positivity left in me. Aizawa glares at me.

"That's not the point. You can't keep doing this."

"To be fair, I have calmed down since middle school."

"The worst part is that I see the improvement and still consider it bad. I'm not willing to deal with you today, " Aizawa pulls out a note with an address and hands it to me, "Go there and work until that place closes for the night. They should know who they are. If I found out that you didn't go, I'm expelling you. Got it, problem child?"

"What is it?"

"Not telling you. Get out."

Yeah, I'm not willing to argue with him today either.

It turns out, Aizawa is having me volunteer at an animal shelter for the night. When I mean for the night, I mean it doesn't close until two in the morning.

And he made sure that they gave me the worst duty: animal cleaning duty. If you thought I couldn't sit still, you should see the dogs!

Overall, I hate it!

I mean, at least the puppies and kitties are cute? If only they would stop fucking biting me!

Two Days After The Sports Festival

Due to the activity (trauma) of the Sports Festival, the students got a couple of days off to relax and chill.

Well, except for me. Aizawa made me go back to the animal shelter those days to take care of the over reliant animals. Yeah, he was that pissed with me.

Whatever.

We are now back in class, though!

Aizawa approaches the podium, "We don't normally do this until the second semester, but due to the possibility of villain attacks, you will having your internship this semester. Due to the Sports Festival, some of you have offers,"Aizawa clicks a button and a board pops up with the amount of offers everyone got. Todoroki got the most followed by Bakugo by a huge amount. Then, there is a huge gap between them, "Usually, they would not be as wide-spread, but they were looking for more flashy quirks this year. For those who have received offers, I gathered which agencies would be best for you and will be handing those packets to you. If you did not get any offers, I have a list of those who are willing to take students anyway. Everyone is required to go on one."

Aizawa hands the packet to Iida, and he passes them out.

When I receive mine, I see nothing special. That would make sense. No agency is willing to deal with a student who can break their bones with their quirk. I'm completely ignoring the whole twerk line thing because I'm pretty sure they don't care about that. It's all about the quirk.

I have to explain this to a couple of my classmates since I got no offers despite my placement.

The bell rings, and class goes by.

Then, lunch time comes. I don't even make it to the cafeteria when All Might asks me to come eat with me. Bless that man for getting me food ahead of time.

As we're eating, I notice how he seems nervous, "Alright, spit it out, old man. What's got you shaking in your boots?"

All Might immediately straightens, "Ah, well, you got an offer Young Midoriya. A late offer, but one nonetheless."

"Really? What knucklehead wants me?"

"Don't call him that! Are you trying to die?!"

"Yes, but I digress. Who the hell offered me an internship that makes you wet your pants?"

All Might sighs, "My old master, Gran Torino."

I immediately stand and spread my arms, "Hold the phone: You're telling me that there's a guy that has trained with you and your quirk?"

"Well, yes- "

"AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?! YOU SHOULD HAVE HOOKED ME UP WITH HIS NUMBER A LONG TIME AGO, DUMBASS!"

"Are you insane?! He would kill you! I highly recommend against this!"

"Uh, I'm breaking my bones! I don't think I can get any worst, sir!"

"He nearly killed me! I'm not going to put you through that suffering!"

"Well, boo-hoo! Sorry you're a pansy, All Might. However, I need to see that man. He knows shit about you that I don't know. He has the info I need to not destroy my bones!"

"...there is nothing getting your out of this decision is there, my boy?"

"Nope. I'm signing up with him."

"I'll get your grave ready."

"Get your fucking grave ready for not tell me this shit! Anything helps at this point! Got it, you American idiot?!"

All Might quickly nods his head faster than the eye can see.

I sigh, sit down, and continue to eat.

I should be scared of this man if All Might is scared of him, but if this Gran Torino fella knows shit about All Might that the man himself won't tell me, I need to see him.

Simple.

As.

That.

Yes, I am petty.

VERY PETTY!