"Due to your internships coming up, all of you will be coming up with your hero names. Since I am no good at this, Midnight will be overseeing the process instead," And just like that, Aizawa goes to his corner and sleeps.

At the same time, the door is kicked open by the dom queen herself, "Hello, everyone!" She approaches the podium, "As Aizawa should have said, today, you will be coming up with your hero names. Your hero names should be you and the persona you want to give off. Even if it is possible to change your name later, it's difficult, so I recommend that you give a name now and sticking to it unless absolutely necessary. Because Midoriya is here, I am obligated to say that it must be appropriate as well. Iida will pass out whiteboards and a marker, and you will put your hero name on it to present it to the class! From there, I will either accept or object it!"

I'M FUCKING OFFENDED! YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD NAMED MYSELF DADDY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! NO OFFENSE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR OLD WOMEN, ESPECIALLY YOU, MIDNIGHT, CALLING ME THAT!

I huff. Whatever.

Iida soon delivers my supplies for my name delivery.

I have been considering my hero name for a while. The first idea is to do a ripoff of All Might's name because you have no idea how funny it is to see his expression when I do that shit. However, I don't want any relation to him. That's sus. Then, I moved on to ripping off other hero names of the teachers here. I quickly realized that I didn't want to ask permission for that, so I decided against it.

That's how I got my third idea.

I'm not going up there immediately, though. I'm waiting to see if everybody else's then show mine as the grand finale.

Call me self-centered, but we knew that by now.

Ashido breaks me out of my thought, "Alien Queen!"

I clap, "Yes, queen!"

Midnight, however, looks frightened, "No, queen! That name sounds scary! Choose something else!"

Ashido is disappointed as she slumps back into her seta. I can't blame her.

I decided that there is something wrong with Midnight because she disapproved that, yet she approved Aoyama's name: The Shining Hero: Can't Stop Twinkling!

Okay, it was longer, but it's still too long! BITCH, IF I HAVE TO CALL FROM HIM, I HAVE TO SAY 'HEY, CAN'T STOP TWINKLING, GRAB THOSE HOES OVER THERE!'

You know what? Missed opportunity. Aoyama could have called himself The Shining. That's how you get villains to fuck off.

'The Shining is officially in town for up and coming hero work!'

SHIT, I SHOULD NAME MYSELF JASON OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

I mean, I would. However, this name towers in meaning more than calling myself a killer as a joke. Not in a good way, mind you. It just will provide a bigger show for me.

Other names that stand out to me are Uraraka's, Iida's, Todoroki's, and Kacchan's.

Uraraka's name only stands out because I like her probably, but it's super cute. Uravity, a play on her name and her quirk. Fucking adorable.

Iida's is just his name. He looked traumatized the whole experience, and I am assuming it has something to do with his brother being destroyed.

Todoroki's is Shoto, his first name. Does that mean I can call him Shoto or no? I am confusion.

Finally, the best one of all: Kacchan's original name was-

Give me a moment, I'm laughing. It's that dumb.

King Explosion Murder!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LOOK, MY NAME MAY BE DUMB! HOWEVER, IT SOUNDS A USERNAME FOR A VIDEOGAME FROM A EIGHT YEAR OLD TRYING TO BE COOL!

I would have never been able to work with Kacchan because I would laughing trying to call for his name. Thank fuck Midnight agreed that it was dumb. He tried more stupid names, but it didn't work out so hot.

Finally, it's my turn.

With the confidence I wish I had in every other circumstance, I flip my board around to reveal my hero name,

"After contemplating the pros and cons, I have decided to go with Deku!"

Everyone looks at me like I have lost it.

Then, Uraraka claps her hands, "I like it! It gives a sort of 'you can do it' vibe!" Alright then.

Yaoyorozu interrupts the rest of the silence, "That's what Bakugo calls you." Thanks for stating the obvious.

"Any specific reason why? You know what that means, right?" Midnight asks.

"Of course I do! I chose it so that when I become the number one hero, the name Deku will mock Bakugo!" I say way to excited with a smile.

"DEKU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT-!"

SNAP!

Midnight does not hesitate to shut Kacchan up by snapping her whip. Not at anybody before you think about it. Just on the floor.

Midnight sighs, looking at me, "So you're doing this out of pettiness?"

"Of course! And Uraraka has a good point."

"Are you sure that's the route you want to go?"

"Uh, yes. Would you rather me name myself Jason the Killer?"

Midnight facepalms, "I shouldn't approve this, but I think your names are just going to go downhill from here."

"HEY-!"

"Get off the stage. We have other students to go over."

I huff, striding to my seat pass an angry Kacchan!

Say hello to Deku, everybody!

After School, The Day Before Internships

I swear Aizawa is going easier on me today.

I'm not complaining, but I'm concerned, so I decide to ask about it at the end of detention,

"Yo, you okay, sir?"

Aizawa raises an eyebrow at me, "Yes. Why?"

"You're being easy on me."

"You have an internship tomorrow, remember?"

"And? You didn't care when I had the Sports Festival."

"Because I knew you were going to be dumb during that-"

"Hey-"

"and you were. I expect that you will be worked hard tomorrow, so I don't want you to crash because of doing it two days in a row."

I click my tongue, "So you do care?"

"No. I just don't want to be charged for child abuse."

"That's sad," I say with teary eyes.

"Don't be so dramatic. I need to tell you something." I wipe my eyes.

"What?"

"Don't cause trouble. You're lucky someone was willing to take you."

"I didn't ask for someone to take me in, but I'll be on my best behavior."

"Go beyond that. Your current best only exists because you sleep during those times."

"I could say the same for you, sir."

"Get out before I consider making you go another round."

I don't hesitate to run out while saying bye.

Dumb and Dumber Group Chat

9:00 PM

Wannabe Dad: jsdifjoji jfoaimsf mavoi!

Help: Yagi, what did I tell you about attempting to type? Your hands are too goddamn big. Use the voice feature.

Wannabe Dad: Ah, yes! Thank you, my boy!

Help: What do you need? You don't normally text me first.

Wannabe Dad: I'm currently planning your funeral, and I was wondering if you wanted a traditional or more your style?

Help: I'm not going to die, dumbass. Also, my family can't afford a damn funeral.

Wannabe Dad: It's in case you do. Don't worry about the cost, Young Midoriya! I shall pay for your funeral!

Help: I'm trying to decide if I should be flattered by that or not.

Help: You know how I roll.

Wannabe Dad: Understood, my boy!

Wannabe Dad: Are you sure you want to do this, Young Midoriya? I can get you out of it if you don't want to face him.

Help: I'm more than willing to walk towards death. He's gotta be more useful than you with your quirk at least.

Wannabe Dad: Rude. Shit (in English). I didn't mean to send that. Sorry!

Help: You are slowly becoming more cultured, my man.

Wannabe Dad: I've been working hard, my boy! Now, I must continue the planning! If you ever need help, call me and I will be there as soon as possible!

Help: Even with Gran Torino?

Wannabe Dad: Absolutely not! Otherwise, yes!

Help: Oof. Welp, good night!

Wannabe Dad: Good night, Young Midoriya!

Day of Internship

So after Aizawa reminded us to follow the laws (which are unclear. like, what if I dress like superman? is that illegal?), we were shipped off from the train station to our new slave owners.

My internship has landed me in front of a very sus apartment. If there was a place to be murdered, this is it.

Still, I must move forward to figure out my quirk so that I can stop injuring myself and kick Kacchan's ass.

I knock on the door only to find the door unlocked. I enter the building only to see an old man, presumably Gran Torino based on the costume, on the floor covered in blood.

I click my tongue as I casually kick the body, "This murder was carried out horribly. Who leaves a body in the middle of the floor AND the door unlocked? Please, you need to dispose of the body by burning it and-"

Suddenly, the old man wakes up and jumps to his feet, raising his hands, "I'm alive, I'm alive! Jeez, it was just a prank! You didn't need to point out the faults of it!"

I knew from this moment that this man and I are either going to get along great because of the prank or horribly because he doesn't know how to accurately fake a murder scene.

"But I did."

Gran Torino huffs, "What's your name kid?"

"Midoriya."

"Alright. Get your stuff upstairs and come down in your hero costume."

I follow the instructions without hesitation, still expecting to be murdered at any moment.

Author's Note

Usually, I don't do this. However, I am today because I believe this is an important update for this fic.

I will be ending this fic as soon as I finish the Kamino Ward. Once that's done, this will be completed. It may be continued one day, but I highly doubt it. The reason for this is because I have lost inspiration in this fic. If you have noticed in the past couple of chapters especially, they are a bit rushed. I'll try to prevent that, but it will probably still be like that to some extent.

Honestly, as long as it still gets a laugh, I think I succeeded.

Sorry about the bad news, but I believe that is for the best of this fic in order to prevent it from ruining itself further.

Hope you have a good day besides that!