When I turn toward the source of the destruction, I see what looks like a Nomu from the USJ attack crash through a part of the train. The only difference is a different skin tone and multiple eyes. It seems smaller too. Similar enough to make the connection, so I'm sticking with it.
"What is that?!" Gran Torino asks presumably the world.
I turn to him, "That is a Nomu. The shitheads we dealt with at the USJ? That's them. The one we had to deal with had shock absorption, a strength quirk, and other shit as well."
"Good to know! Now stay here!"
Despite Gran Torino hearing about this near invincible bitch, this man still kicks the Nomu with so much force that they crash out of the moving train!
I quickly stand and face the people around me, "Is everybody alright?" Everybody nods, "Good. Now don't do something stupid. Actually, don't follow my example for what I'm about to do. Stay here."
Did you really think I was going to stay in one place with the tea going on around me? That's like leaving a candy bar in front of me an expecting me to leave it! Like, even if it's poisoned, I'm still going to eat it!
The train is stopped, so that's one problem fixed for me.
Using the quirk on my body with the special move Full Cowl, I hope off the train and sneak off from Gran Torino.
Around me, people are running away from a source that I can't really see at the moment. However, I can make a guess that it has something to do with that Nomu. It makes me wonder if there are multiple Nomu here. The Nomu on the train look different from the one at the USJ.
Didn't one of of the League of Villain members say that they were created? How fast can they be created then? It must be at a decent speed if they already have another one.
I got away from most of the civilians and suddenly have to stop when a large bus on its side slides toward me. It stops right in front of me. I look around to see flames, and that this is where the heroes are at.
However, one catches my attention.
"Why did you have to run off now of all times? IIDA!" One random hero says.
Wait, what? Iida just up and left this hero?
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IIDA IS BECOMING ME! I'M SO FUCKING PROUD! I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A HUG THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM!
Why is he becoming me, though? Maybe he is finally going through his emo phase since he nearly lost his brother-
Hold up.
Hold my titties.
Iida wouldn't do what I think he is going to do, right? That's too much of me! He's logical!
Right?
For those unaware, back at the Sports Festival, Iida's brother, the hero Ingenium, got paralyzed by the Hero Killer Stain because apparently he's a shit hero.
I'm not going to question that but alright.
Since then, Iida has been fucking depressed, which would make sense. If the two are close, he's probably going through some trauma, and trauma leads people to do stupid things. Just look at me and you have the perfect example of what it would do.
I don't usually keep up with these sorts of cases, but Stain caught my attention because he's going after heroes only. He would kill a couple in a town and move onto the next and so on and so forth. His intentions are unknown, but it's definitely there compared to other psychopaths.
Well, he is one. It just should have some logical thought hopefully. If not, sue me.
Last time I checked, Stain was in Hosu. He could have moved on, but there's a chance he hasn't.
With the luck of class 1-A...
I activate Full Cowl, climb on the roof of one of the buildings, and start roof-hopping. Iida better be just entering his emo phase and smoking a blunt or else he is going to fucking suffer under me.
Like, I will put Aizawa punishments on his ass. That's how mad I will be.
As I run, I feel my adrenaline pumping. If Iida's luck manages to find Stain, he's dead. If his brother couldn't get him, what makes this boy think he will?
Finally, I find the tea.
Of fucking course Iida found the Hero Killer.
I hop down into the alleyway next to silently and listen. I make sure to send my location with a caption 'somebody come get yo man's' on it. As soon as I seen the message, I peer around the corner to see Iida on the ground with a sword in his shoulder and Stain on top of him with a foot on the boy's head.
Stain is an interesting looking specimen, to say the least. He wears what looks like an attempt at ninja clothing except the sleeves are cut off to reveal his muscular AF arms. He also wears a red ninja mask to match with it. His black hair looks like shit. Then, he's covered in all sorts of blades from knifes to swords. Heck, he even has spikes on his boots! Stain basically is a walking arsenal.
"I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL AVENGE MY BROTHER!" Iida yells.
Well, damn! I thought he was just going to arrest the man but to fucking kill?! That thought didn't even cross my mind!
I'm curious if he will get therapy after this if we survive. If that doesn't get therapy, I'm suing UA.
I really should be focusing on this exchange in case I need to step in.
"Who you should be focusing on is the injured hero over there, " Stain signals to OH, I DIDN'T SEE THAT DUDE THERE! HE LOOKS KIND OF FROZEN! Is he alive? I'll worry about that in a moment, " That just proves you aren't a hero. Focusing on your selfish desires instead of someone else. Perish."
As soon as I saw Stain adjust his sword, I activate full cowling and dash towards the man. As soon as I get close, I punch the man in the face, causing him to slide back a few feet. I land in front of Iida.
Here's the thing: if this guy can beat pro heroes, he can beat my ass without a problem. That means I can't face him in a fight.
However, I am great at distracting!
"What the actual fuck, Iida?! You're supposed to be the logical one, not me! You don't go after people just to kill them! That's fucking illegal! You especially don't go after someone who beat your brother's ass, who happens to be an experienced pro hero! Did you lose a few brain cells?!" I snap at Iida to create a scene. It takes everything not to kick him in the head.
"Get out of this, Midoriya! He is mine!" Oh, you dumb boy.
"Uh, you can't do jack shit if you can't move!" Which reminds me that I need to figure out what this dude's quirk is, but seeing as he uses lots of sharps objects, I assume it as something to do with that. I then turn to Stain, "And you! You're supposed to go after heroes not kids! That's not on the goddamn hitlist! What are you even doing this for anyway?!"
Stain looks at me like I am prey, "I'm eradicating the hero system from users like him, " The man says as he points his sword at Iida, " He only focused on his own selfish desires instead of saving the injured hero!"
"So you plan on killing a kid because of that? Not that I will let you anyway, but I digress. No offense, but he still has room to grow. Everyone does. By killing them, you are neglecting their chance to attempt to be a better person."
"He will just infest the hero system with a thought process like that!"
"I mean, you're deleting people in the hero system. What's the difference?" I'm very well-aware that I'm starting to push it. He's getting mad, which means he will not hesitate to kill me now. It would be a dream come true if nothing else.
"I'm removing those who become a hero for fame and glory instead of saving others! They're all fakes!"
"Can I have an example of a true hero?"
"All Might! Only he can truly kill me!" Oh boy. If only he knew.
"So if I were to call him up-"
"You're just trying to distract me, aren't you?" Damn, Stain saw through it.
"I mean, I got valuable information from it that can be used to help in your capture in case you do escape. I would consider that the highest reason now since that means I can save more people if the information is applied correctly. However, it's mostly for a distraction. You really think I'm dumb enough to try and fight you? I was hoping these idiots would move by now, but I guess you paralyzed them with your quirk?" The reason I implemented the whole 'saving people' spiel is because I want to attempt to get on his good side. If I'm on his good side, MAYBE I can save those two while sacrificing myself. Also, I don't think they can move anyway. Even if they weren't paralyzed, if they took the risk and tried to run, he would have got them. He seems quick.
Stain grins freakishly(well, he has had that vibe the whole time, but it's worst now), "Smart. Maybe you're worth saving. However, I still have a goal to complete-"
"What about the Nomu? Can you tell me if they were apart of your plan here or not?" Keep distracting, Izuku. Help has to be close by now, right?
Stain snaps, "Those are the League of Villains! They are worst than those fake heroes!"
"Ever played Mario Kart with the leader, though? It's kind of fun." I'm begging for anything at this point-
BAM!
One moment, Stain was there. The next moment, the man is one the ground with Gran Torino standing on stop of his face.
That works.
Gran Torino quickly ties Stain up while taking his weapon, and then proceeds to kick me in the face, "What were you thinking running off like that?!"
"Lol, you think I think. Plot twist: I don't."
Gran Torino sighs, "You're just like Toshinori. How did you not get yourself killed?"
"I talked to him! You don't always need to beat someone up to get with you want, you old man."
"You're honestly going to kill us, kid. Now, since you forced me this way, you have to drag his body."
"AHSDJFHA FORCED?! EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?! I WASN'T THE ONE WHO PURPOSEFULLY WENT AFTER HIS ASS! BLAME IIDA!" Yes, I'm throwing the boy under the bus.
Iida, now that he is 'safe,' stands up, "I'm sorry for the inconvenience. I thought that I could take him, but I failed."
"Uh, you were trying to kill someone who paralyzed your brother."
Gran Torino facepalms, "Is everybody in your class like this?"
"No. At least, I don't think so?"
I go to grab Stain when the hero I totally forgot about intercepts me, "Let me take him. It's the least I can do after all the trouble."
"I mean, I won't stop you."
We are about to walk out when Gran Torino calls, "You can come out, kid."
Wait, what?
All the sudden, Todoroki rounds the corner with a blank face. I didn't even know he was there! I'll take the emergency backup, though!
When we exit the alleyway, a bunch of heroes surround us, in shock that we have Stain with us.
Honestly, you should know that my life is not easy at this point. Something HAS to fuck up.
Suddenly, I feel myself get snatched up off the ground and get carried away! When I look up, I see that it's another damn Nomu but with wings!
From there, everything moves too fast for my brain to comprehend.
A loud squeal nearly deafens me as I feel a hand grab the collar of my costume and snatch me from the creature's grip. The Nomu crashes onto the ground and I am thrown beside it.
When I look up at my savior, of all people, it's Stain.
I hate this show. You could have given me someone my age so that we can do a Disney remake, but nope. You gave me someone old and ugly.
Why does the air suddenly feel thicker?
"You false heroes. JUST COME ON AND STOP ME, YOU FAKES! THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN WHO CAN KILL ME, AND THAT'S ALL MIGHT! And him..."
Stain growls, aiming his knife (didn't we take those off of him?) at me.
Wait...
The air suddenly lightens up, and I am the first to talk, "Does that mean you're taking me away?"
"...what?"
"I mean, if you want to make the perfect hero, then you should kidnap me and train me in order to do so-"
BAM!
Stain falls to the ground, once again suffering the tragedy that is Gran Torino.
Gran Torino glares at me, "You don't ever tell a villain to kidnap you."
"It gave you the chance to get him, didn't it?"
"Yes. But you could have said anything else."
"To be fair, I was curious. He could have been my new dad for all you know! You know I don't see my dad often?"
Gran Torino just ignores me from that point.
The Hero Killer Stain is officially arrested and sent to the most terrible prison in Japan: Azkaban!
Wait, that's not right. I meant Tartarus.
Iida and I had to go to hospital. The claw marks were nothing major, so I got to go back to Gran Torino without a problem.
Meanwhile, Iida has nerve damage in his hand that requires him to get surgery! HOW FUCKING RELATABLE!
"I'm the hand crusher, " Todoroki says suddenly while we sit in Iida's hospital room.
What?
I raise my hand, "What?"
"Anytime I am involved, there have been hand injuries involved. Therefore, I am the hand crusher."
I start chucking at the sheer ridiculousness, "Todoroki, you fucking child!"
Iida joins with me in laughing, but Todoroki seems so confused, "But I'm a teenager."
I can't help myself. I am laughing at this point, almost screaming, "Oh boy, there's so much missed potential here! Don't worry, sweetie! We'll use it now!"
"What?"
Todoroki shall see soon.
I'm so going to bully him now.