Candace & Jeremy (humiliation)
Requested by: Yarthayaj'knaushtavdhladleklwa
Danville's second favourite couple, Candace and Jeremy, were sitting in the coffee shop.
"Have you read the new article in this magazine?" Candace asked, holding up a copy of her women's magazine. Jeremy shook his head. "I can't say I've read it, no." He replied.
Candace then went into graphic detail about how the article says that if she were to "do these three things", the love of her life would love her that much more.
Jeremy tried shrinking into his seat and under the table. He turned a brilliant shade of red as he peered out. "You need to stop trying so hard. I love you just the way you are."