Internships have officially finished. Besides for witnessing the class president become nearly a murderer and be murdered, it was boring, abusive experience with Gran Torino. However, he actually got me to learn, so I can't say jack shit about that.
Am I still calling Yagi a pussy, though? Absol-fucking-lutely! He taught me jack shit while Gran Torino actually got me to use my quirk without feeling like I am about to fucking die!
Well, physically. We know how I feel mentally and emotionally.
Now, class 1-A and I are back at UA and ready to destroy this place!
"BABE!" "SWEETUMS!" "MY BITCHES!" Kaminari, Ashido, and I scream as soon as I enter the class last out of them, and we hug it out like we all just died and came back to lives.
"I missed y'all! I obtained more trauma!" I complain as I hold them close.
"We missed you too, dear! Do you need another attempt at a therapy session?" Ashido asks as she pats my head.
"Yes, please."
"After school?"
"Please."
"Alright. Kaminari, get the goods."
Kaminari grins as we separate, "Got it, Boo."
Of fucking course, we get interrupted, "Sit down."
Damn, I forgot Aizawa existed. Honestly, I am still trying to decide if he's worst than Gran Torino or not. With a quick moment, I figured out that Aizawa is still worst purely because I'm stuck with him longer. Otherwise, they are even.
I need to pray to somebody because Aizawa already looks ready to kill me. Like, I have done nothing wrong, but alright.
For once, I am excited for hero class because I'm not going to break my bones!
"Hello, heroes! I welcome you back to UA! Today, we shall see how much you have improved during your internship! I will be hiding somewhere in this field, and you must find me! A group of five will be racing one at a time to see who gets to me first! When you hear the airhorn, go! Now, the first round is between Ashido, Iida, Ojiro, Sero, and Midoriya! Please give me a few minutes to hide!" All Might exclaims.
With that, he hops off to somewhere.
Great! I don't even have to wait long!
We wait at the line and wait.
Then, the airhorn goes off.
"VROOM VROOM, BITCHES!" I scream as I activate full cowling and hop away.
Yes, I am very excited. I FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE IN SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE! Well, more in this goddamn class, but I digress!
I can bounce off of shit! I have speed! I'm finally Lightning McQueen!
However, there's one major downfall with this: I have to focus on the output of the quirk. You see, I can't use 100%. I don't feel like making my entire body explode. Instead, I activate a mere 5%. Any more and my bones go boom boom!
So imagine doing a math problem while running for your life and you have me!
I currently have the league, though I can hear Sero close behind me.
Move move- OW!
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I want to cry.
I just ran into a fucking pole. WHY WAS THIS POLE HERE?! THIS IS ILLEGAL!
I can hear every go past me, and it just makes me want to cry more.
Eventually, I make it to All Might dead last. I am fucking heart broken.
"Good job, everybody! Please start returning back to the beginning! Midoriya, a moment," All Might commands. Everyone but me leaves, "I'm proud of you, my boy. You're doing so much better. Now, I need to speak to you after school about One for All."
I nearly cry. Someone is proud of me!
However, I don't, "Bitch, you're hiding information from me?"
"You'll see why, young Midoriya. Now please join your classmates!"
"I will beat your ass if this is something significant."
"Uh, well-"
I am not willing to listen to it. I have already started hip-hopping my way back to the start.
Since I injured myself, I get to visit my favorite old later, "Recovery Girl, I am back!"
The lady immediately comes from her office, "If you are already injured, I'm going to block you."
"Okay, never mind, bye!"
"Midoriya, get over here!"
"But I don't wanna be blocked!"
Recovery Girl sighs, "How are you injured?"
"I just slipped and ran into a random pole. I have no broken bones, promise."
"Fine, I won't block you."
"Yay! I miss you!"
"At least you appreciate me."
"Who do I need to talk to in order for you to feel more appreciated?"
"Nezu."
"No offense, ma'am, but I don't wanna die."
"I don't blame you dearie."
"Your favorite food is chicken noodle soup, right?"
"Yes?"
"I'll get you some. How about that?"
"I would appreciate it. Thank you, dear."
"No problem."
For once, I can be fully healed because I did not break any bones! Yay!
"Yagi, I am going to beat your ass."
"Young Midoriya, let me explain-"
"You're just now telling me, after you gave me your quirk, that I now have a rival that has killed everyone before me! Bitch, this is the standard to stupidity! THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS BEFORE YOU MADE ME EAT YOUR HAIR!"
"I am sorry, my boy-"
"An apology is not going to be enough, dumbass! You realize that through the Sports Festival that I practically revealed that I am your new successor?! This man ain't dumb! I don't care if you thought he was dead! If he can go to Walmart and pickup whatever the fuck he wants, he is going to do it without hesitation! You get me?!"
Yagi sighs, offering me a nervous smile, "Better late than never?"
"Heart been broke so many times-"
"Have some dignity, my boy."
"You're right, sorry, but damn. That's a mess and a half."
"I am aware. Young Midoriya, I promise that I will do the best of my abilities to remove this man so that you do not have to face him. If that is not possible, I will help you the best I can to eliminate this threat."
"That's comforting, I guess. We'll see what happens. I'm still salty with you, though."
"I'll bring you katsudon after detention."
"I love you."
"That's easy. Just don't accept food from strangers like that, okay?"
"Already have." I already have a napkin at hand for him to cough blood into.
"We really need to go over stranger danger."
"Go off, I guess. Oh, and since you are getting me food, can I make a food request?"
"You don't want katsudon?" All Might looks so worried over that statement. I know I love katsudon, but I'm not addicted, right?
"I do. I just want to make an additional order."
"That makes sense. What would you like?"
"Chicken noodle soup. I told Recovery Girl I would get her some, but if you're getting food, I can just make you get it for me."
"That's awfully considerate, my boy. I am willing to do it."
"Thank you! Now what about stranger danger?"
I'll tell you that I did not pay attention to a lick to hat he said. If there's food, I'm accepting it, especially if it is poisoned.
So you may be wondering what the information about One for All is about. Well, as it turns out, there is another quirk and villain called All for One. Basically, this man can take quirks and give quirks like it's candy except One for All.
Turns out, One for All's original successor was thought to be quirkless and he was brothers with All for One, so All for One donated the power building quirk to the man. However, One for All somehow realized that he has a quirk that passes quirks on to other people and did because fuck All for One and here we are.
Obviously, I did not pay full attention to the story. I just know that this dude is an extremely dangerous man because he killed all the One for All successors and severely injured Yagi.
Yeah, it's complicated with the names being so similar, but basically, this dude is OP and it's One for All's job to do it.
AKA, Yagi's and I's job.
I could have a worst way to die, I guess.
That's future me's problem. Right now, I'm getting food and therapy after detention, and I am so excited!
Detention went horrible as always. I don't think Aizawa missed me, which is sad but expected.
Actually, you think I can bribe him with food? I'll try that later.
Yagi brought me some bombass food. I delivered the chicken noodle soup to Recovery Girl, and she loved it and that smile is worth it because she's overworked.
Ashido's and Kaminari's therapy session was something. We may or may not have gotten ahold of some alcohol. We may or may not have gotten drunk. We may or may not be hung over right now.
I love these bitches.
However, then Aizawa had to drop it on us that the midterms are in two weeks.
Why didn't he tell us this yesterday?
Honest to God, I swear he told us this because he noticed that the three of us looked like shit and wanted us to suffer more.
While Ashido and Kaminari cry, I make the logical decision and text Yagi to ask him if he will pay for my funeral.
"Midoriya, what are you doing?" Aizawa asks from his sleeping bag. Bitch, he's supposed to be sleeping.
"I'm asking if someone will still pay for my funeral."
"...you know what? I'll just deal with you later. Stay quiet."
"Okay!"
Iida looks back at me and sighs, "You should really take your education more seriously, Midoriya."
"It's the disobedience for me." I can't really call him a murderer when he didn't murder anyone.
"What-?"
"Just shush. The day I do that is the day I'm six-feet under."
Iida doesn't have anything to say to that as he turns around and goes back to studying.
Maybe I should attempt to help Ashido and Kaminari, but I'll let them freak out for now.
On the bright side, Yagi says he will still cover my funeral costs! Yay!