Today is the day of the camping(suffering) trip, and it is already going terribly wrong.
"Sir, please."
"Problem child, if I let you anywhere near practically half the class, nobody is going to survive this bus ride."
"You're projecting on all the other students, Aizawa."
"It is the truth."
"Then why do Kaminari and Ashido get to sit together?"
"Because they will just watch videos on the internet the whole time. They are easy to satisfy by themselves. Not with you."
"I feel like you are blaming me for everything wrong in this class."
"Stop being dramatic and go where I told you."
"Can I at least sit in the seat beside you rather than sharing a seat with you?"
"You will just try to sneak out."
"The lack of trust in me!"
"Problem child, please."
"Fine, fine."
Yes. I have to share a seat with Aizawa of all people. He advertised this as a fun time, yet he puts me next to the most boring (and painful) person I know. I already knew that the trip was for a bad reason when he said that everyone was going on the trip including the failed ones as they wouldn't gain experience otherwise, but still! At least keep the façade up for a little bit!
I feel like I am being blamed for so many issues that I have no part of.
Anyway, just because I am stuck next to an old man does not mean I am going to let him stop me from having fun! We have the internet, after all!
You want to know what that means? UNO, BITCHES! I convinced most of the class to download it, and that is probably the best way to ruin friendships.
Let's just say I have been practicing for this moment for my entire life.
However, we only get in one game when there is trouble on the arise.
"WHAT THE HELL, DEKU?! WHAT GETS YOU OFF TO BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN BEAT ME?!" Kacchan suddenly yells from the back of the bus. Well, I guess it wouldn't be so suddenly since I just beat all their asses in Uno.
For those curious about how I convinced him to join me, I just riled him up a bit. However, I really need to save my hide right now.
I sit up so that I look over the seat to the back, "It's not my fault that you suck, Kacchan."
Explosions immediately fill the bus, "GET OVER HERE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT-!"
"What is going on?" Oh, bless! The one time that I need the old man, he comes!
"Kacchan's just mad that I beat him in Uno!"
"...are you serious, problem child?"
"As serious as you!"
Aizawa has the nerve to look at me for a solid minute before sighing, "Bakugo, settle down. No more Uno."
"Awe, man!"
Kaminari speaks up from a couple of seats behind me, "If we play without Bakugo, can we continue?"
Aizawa pinches the bridge of his nose, "You have to exclude Midoriya too." HOLD UP, WHAT?!
I spin in my seat to face him, "What did I do?! I was just playing a friendly game of Uno, and Bakugo got pissy! Why can't I play?!"
"You aimed to anger Bakugo. Give me your phone."
"But Aizawa-"
"No. You can write a 3 page essay on why you should not anger people. It's due before we get off this bus."
"Or else?"
"Do you want sleep tonight?"
"...depends, do I get my phone back?"
"You're working out the whole night."
"Wait, seriously?"
I don't get an answer because he passes out. I don't know if that means that I'm doing that anyway or if I should do the essay to avoid that.
I don't feel like dying, so I'm doing the essay.
Don't even ask me how I got it done.
"Everyone get off. We're at a rest stop," Aizawa announces as he steps off; however, he decides to drag me behind him by the scarf.
At this point, I give up on life.
When we step off, I immediately realize that I need to get back on that bus. Everyone else is ignorant to Aizawa's bullshit because they haven't had detention with him. I don't know how they are ignorant when we are in the middle of fucking nowhere, but I'll let them stay in their world for now.
I'll save myself first. I will consider saving the others later.
I start tugging out the stupid scarf, and Aizawa does not hesitate to glare at me, "Don't think about it, problem child."
My jaw dropped, "What do you mean don't think about it?! You are about to flipping- AHWOAINVO;IDAN O;IADNJOIF!" THIS HOE HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO MUTE ME!
EXCUSE ME! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
"What is Midoriya talking about, Aizawa-sensei?" Iida asks. AT LEAST SOMEONE NOTICES!
"Ignore him." Offended.
I am completely right to assume that we are about to be ditched when two heroes from the group Wild Wild Pussy Cats come out. Yes, it is a group based on cats. That's not the important part, though.
The important part that will probably get us killed is that we are having to go through the forest to get to camp.
Not too bad right?
WRONG!
First off, we can't even see the camp from the mountains! Second, one of the bitches is a flipping earth bender and is going to shove a bunch of rock monsters in there! Third, we are expected to get there in two hours, which is clearly impossible unless we run!
Actually, that final idea is not bad. The smart people will run. The dumb people (Kacchan and anyone who wants to help him for some reason) will suffer.
After the explanation, the ground under my classmates collapse, and they fall into the forest.
For some reason, Aizawa still has me next to him in his scarf.
One of the ladies, Pixie-Bob I believe, looks over at me, "Shouldn't he be down there?"
Aizawa grunts, "Yeah, but I have to tell him something to make sure he actually does that exercise."
"What the flip is that supposed to mean?" I ask.
"I already know that you will just leave some of your classmates behind and run, and that's not the point of this. You need to practice fighting. That's why everyone must return together. If you leave somebody behind, you have to go get them."
"That's bullshit. Can I leave Mineta behind?"
"Detention, and no. Now, have fun," Aizawa says with his creepy grin.
In one fell swoop, he snatches the scarf off of me and kicks my ass off the cliff. Literally.
.
.
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This is my life now? Is that even legal?
Whatever.
I spin myself around to land gracefully on top of Kacchan who was just standing up.
"GET OFF OF ME, DEKU!" Kacchan screams as he starts exploding the ground below us.
I giggle like the non-straight man I am, "You were supposed to catch me, silly!"
"DEKU! IF YOU DON'T GET OFF, I WILL EXPLODE YOUR ASS RIGHT BACK UP THAT CLIFF!"
"Aizawa will just kick my ass back down. He's like an emo god in a way since God really doesn't want me. Nor does Satan now that I think about it."
Iida chops the air, "Bakugo, please do no threaten your classmates! Midoriya, please get off of Bakugo!"
Why does he always have to ruin the fun?
I get off of Bakugo and stand up. Clicking my tongue, I look into the forest to find those earth monsters staring back at us.
Alright then.
I clap my hands together as I face my classmates, "Alright, everybody! We need to stick together unless we want to come back in here! And before anyone asks, I already asked to leave Mineta behind, and he said no!"
"Hey!" The grape bitch has the nerve to say, but he is ignored. At the same time, I hear Hagakure and Ashido say 'damn' from here.
"Anyway, I need my tanks at the front and support in the back. You should know who is who. Let's go to it! GO BEYOND!"
"PLUS ULTRA!" My classmates and I scream.
With that, class 1A goes into the forest to fight for their life.
Sidenote: I don't see 1B here. I swear if 1B does not have to do this, I'm reconsidering my life choices.
Bitch, it's night, and I am ready to mcfucking die.
Rephrase: that's been there a while. However, this is one of those moments where if I swear that if I make one wrong move, I'm going to become a mcnugget.
We are just getting to the camp, and we all just want to die.
"I see you made it! Good job! Especially you four!" Some lady (fuck memory, I'm ready to die here) says as she points to Iida, Todoroki, Bakugo, and I.
It's bad when Bakugo doesn't care.
Anyway, other shit is said, but all that is ignored as soon as we hear the word food.
We all go straight to it. Honestly, it is a blessing that nobody dies getting to it.
As soon as we eat, we pass out...only to wake up to a fucking gong the next day.
God hates us!
AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE?! VLAD KING JUST DROVE 1B HERE! THEY GOT A FUCKING VACATION COMPARED TO US! I AM BETTING MY LIFE SAVINGS THAT CLASS 1B IS FILLED WITH SOME BITCHASS STUDENTS! HOW DID I FIGURE THAT OUT?! I HEARD THEM TALKING ABOUT IT!
You know it's bad when I attempt to start a fight with an entire class of students before breakfast. I honestly wouldn't mind the punishment I received if I had actually got a punch in, but, of course, Aizawa stopped me.
Sigh.
Anyway, as soon as we get breakfast, we get to work on our individual assignments. You see, the whole point of this camp is not about giving us a vacation; it's the goddamn opposite. We are expected to fucking break ourselves!
Except my bones and I, but it is a considerable offer because that means I get out of it.
Back on topic, we are pushing our quirks to the limits in order to become stronger. For example, Iida has to constantly run in order to gain speed. It sounds simple, but it gets complicated for some people. Kacchan is a great example in this case as he has to shove his hands in water and then lift them in the air to explode them. The whole reason is to expand the sweat glands in his palms in order to produce more nitroglycerin, which sounds painful AF, but I broke my bones for a while so that is pussy work.
My goal is to become stronger. Okay, maybe that's a bit bland. You see, One for All can be used more the more muscle mass I have. Right now, I can only use five percent of the quirk. That is alright, but it could be better.
My job is to beat up anyone I can. No, I am not lying. Most of the time, I have been fighting Tiger, another one of the Wild Wild Pussy Cats. If Tiger is not available, I annoy my classmates while beating up on a tree so Aizawa can't call me out.
Let me tell you something: using a quirk constantly is a bitch. A quirk is basically an extra muscle, and when you are constantly using that extra muscle, you are going to suffer.
That lasts from sunrise to sunset. When the sunsets, we are then expected to make our dinner and eat together. We are damn lucky that the food is edible. After that, we pass out.
This goes on for three days! By the third day, we rather talk to Shrek than do this. However, we keep going for some dumb reason.
Thankfully, something is going on tonight, so maybe I can finally get the entertainment that I need!