Chapter 11: Universal x Infinite – U x I: Extras.

Note: The Kawasaki x Hachiman chapter is uploaded. It is Chapter 12. Please go and read it. It's over 2200 + words. I wrote this extra because I had deleted chapter 11 and I had to post something here. So I wrote this little piece. Enjoy this and chapter 12.

Yui Yuigahama dropped an old looking key to the floor. It made a clang in the clubroom. Hachiman noticed it. Seishiro Tsugumi noticed it.

"Oops, I can't believe I dropped this." Yui picked it up.

"What is it?" Tsugumi asked.

"It's a key." Yui said holding it.

"We can see that." Hachiman said. "I mean what is it for?"

"Well, it's for a lock." Yui started to narrate a story. "More than ten years ago a child hood friend of mine, he gave this to me and we made a promise." She blushed. "But it's all in the past. I don't even remember him all that much. I was looking through some of my old things and I found it. I don't know how it got inside of my bag, but well its here now. Haha!"

"Looks like it's important." Tsugumi said.

"Looks like it's nothing but trouble." Hikigaya said. "Yuigahama if you don't have any special attachment to it, then I will ask you to throw that thing away."

Yui clutched the ring closely. "No way. I can't throw it away. What if it opens something important? Like a treasure chest."

"What if it doesn't." Hikigaya sighed. "Look, just give it to Tsugumi, it will be more use to her. Her friends are all wrapped up in this game of pin the tail on a donkey, only they all have a tail each and there is only one donkey, so things look like a real mess." He looked at her. "I don't want you to get wrapped up in this."

"But you want Gumi-chan to be wrapped up in this?" Yuigahama asked.

Tsugumi blushed. She liked that nick name. Yuigahama was a nice girl. On the other hand,

"Yes, I want Tsugumi to join this children's game." Hikigaya gave her a half smirk. "She might not say it, but she wants to play pin the tail on the donkey very much. So give her your key. Believe me Yuigahama, I am doing you a favour."

Thus, with his actions, Hachiman Hikigaya proved to be a menace. Now Seishiro Tsugumi had a key and you all know what that means. Well, some of you do at least.

U X I Extras #2: Why the P.E. Teacher Quit!

"I have something to tell you. While you're enjoying your little romance, there will be those who doesn't understand and try to meddle in your affairs. They'll give you advice that means as much as a fortune cookie, when it's none of their business. Don't listen to a word. Celibacy doesn't amount to much. If you want to be strong, do it! Do it morning, day and night. Do it before and after meals. Do it until you tire of it. Do it until you can't any longer. Just do it until there's nothing left!" said Yujiro Hanma, the temporary P.E teacher at Neo Tokyo University.

"Just do it? Oh now I see." said Ichika Orimura. "You are also working as a representative of Nike. This exercise is part of your new ad campaign. Very good sensei."

A day later Yujiro Hanma quit his short lived job and went to check up on his son Baki. He would be damned if his son turned out like this.

A/N: I have many shorts like this running around in my mind. Maybe I will post them at the end of each chapter as an extra.

Tell me if you got the joke?

Or whether it was a bad joke?

Also, Please read Chapter 12: Hikigaya's Mystery Woman.