Disclaimer: I don't own Greek Mythology. This is supposed to be a funny story and what I think would have been funny if it had happened in the real myth because he was her suitor before he married Penelope.
Clueless- Odysseus and Penelope
Helen realized she recognized one of her suitors,
"Odysseus!" she glared at him,
"What are you doing here?! Will you just admit that you are in love with my cousin already?!" He stared at her,
"Bu-but-"
"Go!" she pointed toward the door,
"and the next thing I hear about you better be Penelope's wedding announcement" She noticed the stares of the other suitors,
"What?! They have been in love with each other for ages but neither will admit it. I do not understand how they can both be so intelligent about everything else, yet so clueless about each other's feelings"
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