Sixty-Nine(Wanda Wilson/Lady Deadpool)

"Nice."

Wanda Wilson, better known as Lady Deadpool, the distaff doppleganger of Wade Wilson, better known as Deadpool, gazed directly above her head approvingly. And then back down onto the man beneath her. Not just any man, but Batman. Lady Deadpool straddled Batman.

"The anti-toxin has certain side effects it seems," Wanda remarked. "As always in stories like this."

She was a bit eccentric, but had an amazing body. And a certain part of Batman reacted to this. Wanda slowly removed her boot and ran her surprisingly soft soles over Batman's crotch. Batman let out a grunt, trying not to break.

"I know you don't talk much, during these scenes," Wanda said. "Guess, I'm going to have to pick up the slack on the dialogue front. But, us Deadpools are good at that."

Wanda rubbed her soft soles up and down Batman's engorged prick. The intense feeling of those feet rubbing Batman through the foot job, drove the Dark Knight to a fully engorged state. Wanda inched her toes down Batman's groin and pushed him a bit closer. Batman's hips bucked up ever so slightly as Wanda pleasured him with her feet, pleasuring him every step of the way.

"Well, since this is sixty-nine, it's only appropriate."

Batman got a face full of Lady Deadpool's pussy. Batman ate her out, while Lady Deadpool dove down onto his cock. The two rested in a sixty-nine position and pleasured each other. The World's Greatest Detective was also the world's greatest oral sex machine. Batman slid his tongue into Lady Deadpool's hot loins and brought her to an orgasm. And another one with Batman inching his tongue down into her hot slit and spiking her insides until Lady Deadpool gasped and moaned and squirted all over Batman's face.

Then, Wanda pushed down and swallowed Batman's cock. Her loud slurps echoed the deeper Batman edged against the back of her head. The World's Greatest Detective pushed down into Wanda's open mouth and she swallowed that big fat pole. Their orgasms raced ever so closer towards each other until finally Batman edged his meaty prick into Lady Deadpool's throat and proceeded to fire inside of her.

Lady Deadpool took a huge dose of cum into her mouth and swallowed it. She slid all the way down the bat pole and drilled her mouth down onto him.

"Hmm, let me get in the right frame of mind," Lady Deadpool said. "It's time, Bats. Time to fuck me like a no good dirty slut. That's what I want, and I know that's what you all want as well!"

Batman resisted the urge to comment how Lady Deadpool had a few screws loose. Mostly because that ample ass waved in front of his face. Batman edged down into her and with another push, slipped his cock down into her wet slit from behind. Lady Deadpool gobbled up his length with her pussy and entered her from behind. Batman pinned his hands down against her body and groped her tit as well.

"All for you. Fuck me! Show me how the god damn Batman fucks a god damn slut! Oh, I don't know who comes up with these lines half the time, but it's...who cares, just pound me!"

Batman removed Lady Deadpool's desire to make a quippy remark. Batman hammered her from behind until her pussy soaked his long length. She squeezed him hard and released his prick, groaning when he went all the way inside of her. Batman nibbled the back of her neck and drove Lady Deadpool past the edge and straight into an extremely vigorous orgasm.

Again, Batman slam-fucked her and stretched Lady Deadpool's wet cunt around his cock. Batman worked her over and over again. He held back for a second and slammed her down to the floor. Each spiking thrust drove Batman all the way down into her hungry, dripping mess of a pussy. Batman inched back and nibbled her neck before making Lady Deadpool explode for him.

The Detective slam-fucked Lady Deadpool's pussy and plugged her with as many thrusts as possible. Lady Deadpool gulped up his length inside of her and then she released him.

Batman pulled out of her. Anyone could see what was coming a mile away.

"Mmm, I'm such an anal slut, Bats. Give me everything the Fanboys want me to...mmmph!"

Batman gagged Lady Deadpool for a brief second. He rubbed his bat cock against the gorgeous doppleganger's back door. The tip of it slipped closer towards her. Batman leaned down and marked his territory with a few love bites down onto the side of Lady Deadpool's neck.

"By the time I'm done, you won't be able to think straight," Batman growled in her ear. "Are you ready for this?"

Lady Deadpool nodded. No one could pull off intimidating and sexy better than Batman. Okay, Wolverine could give him a run, but he wasn't the lead to this series of smutty adventures. Therefore Batman was the best. And Batman plunged down into her, sending his cock rippling into her backside. Batman pressed down into Lady Deadpool and rode her fantastically tight backside. She squeezed him with her asshole and released him when he slammed all the way down into her. The faster Batman pushed into her, the more Lady Deadpool squirted.

Then Batman pushed into Lady Deadpool's hot cunt and gripped her tight. Lady Deadpool squirmed and moaned, with Batman pinning his fingers into her and sent her over the edge with a very pleasurable orgasm. Batman jammed deep inside of her and finished riding Lady Deadpool through another orgasm and another one.

Finally, Lady Deadpool had been silenced without any resistance. Batman plowed her ass prone bone style. The Detective worked his fingers down her body. His strong hands grabbed onto her blonde hair and used it as a handle before he rammed Lady Deadpool deep into her ass from behind. Lady Deadpool gobbled up his length as she tensed around and released him with a few more thrusts.

One more grunt and Batman bottomed out inside of her. Lady Deadpool clutched onto the ground and with one more grunt, Batman lost it inside of her. Warm seed expelled from Batman's balls and erupted down inside of her fine asshole. Batman powered on through and erupted. He spilled a constant flow of seed into Lady Deadpool until he finished up inside of her.

Batman could not say how Wanda's ass ranked to the many women he enjoyed. More experience would get a clearer picture of that.

A shadow of a smile crossed Batman's face. He looked down at the mess left between Lady Deadpool's cheeks. Her sultry gaze flashed through her eyes.

"Remember, I'm a professional. Don't try this without the proper preparation."

And with that, Lady Deadpool gave Batman a sloppy blowjob, driving down onto the cock which just had been in her ass. Batman pinned his hands against the back of Lady Deadpool's head and slam-fucked her throat until she moaned over and over again for him.

One might argue that it was a poor idea to stick your dick in crazy. However, Lady Deadpool had crazy down to an artform and mastered using it as a weapon for pleasure.

Although, if one asked Wanda, she was not crazy. Just had a different perspective on life. That was the final thought that passed through her head before Batman's impressive log choked the life out of her. Yes, this was the life. It was a damn good life.

End.