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I blinked myself awake in what seemed to be a cell. Looking to my limbs I noticed I was bound by thick metal chains.

";aisbdb ldfkh;af al;ekfha'oweif ?" A man yelled from the other side of the bars. He had long blond hair in a ponytail with a headband. The weird thing was the metal piece on the headband had a swirl design with a triangle on it.

"Where am I?" He blinked a few times before making a triangle with his hands as I felt pain in my head worse than any I had ever felt. The man stayed like that for a long time before he staggered and my legs gave out. I took a deep breath since the headache was gone.

"That was a bad headache, can you just ask the questions in English I promise I will answer them." I said as I shook my head.

"That language is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of. The grammar makes no sense." I heard in the first language but I understood him as I blinked.

"I understood you." He nodded before looking to a purple haired woman.

"Unbind him, he is not an enemy. I must speak to the Hokage. He is from a different dimension." He vanished in a swirl of wind as my eyes went wide. The Purple haired woman came into the cell drawing a needle the size of a knife and stabbing my shoulder.

"Just a small paralytic." She said with a smile before she unlocked the cuffs. I frowned as I felt the poison and instantly recognized it.

"That come from a jellyfish?" I asked in the same language I somehow now knew. She narrowed her eyes as I rubbed my wrists.

"How do you know that?" I smirked and sat on the bench.

"That would be telling, but it won't affect me." The door slammed in a second with her on the other side.

"Who are you?" I leaned back and stretched.

"You answer and so will I. Where am I?" She frowned and threw another needle at me. I caught it before it hit my stomach, but it pricked my hand. It reminded me of after my first quest. Much less pain though.

"Scorpion? Feels off though." I said before throwing the needle like a knife at the wall behind her. She nodded with a frown.

"I mixed several different species venom together for that." I nodded.

"So, where am I?"

"Konohagakure." I blinked a few times.

"I have no idea where that is. My name is Percy." She flicked another needle at me as I rolled my eyes and caught this one since it was barely thrown.

"Sea snake, why do you have so many poisons?" I asked tossing it back to a smirk on her face.

"Cause I specialize in assassination. What is your specialty?" I frowned.

"I don't have one. I was still in school before I was sent to this dimension." She frowned.

"How many Jutsu do you know?" I blinked again.

"What is a Jutsu?" She blinked at me a few times. She sent her hands through a few symbols before she blew a small fireball into the cell as I ducked. I chuckled.

"Ok, I can manipulate Water, cause earthquakes and make storms." She shook her head.

"That's it?"

"It is much more intense then you would think?" The man from before said, as he approached, with an old man in a long robe, and a hat, smoking a pipe. I raised an eyebrow at him.

"She just made a damn fireball, how is she under estimating me?" I asked making the man chuckle. The man in the hat narrowed his eyes and pulled out a glass of water.

"I have been shown some of what you can do, please escape using the water." I frowned before standing. Feeling the pull in my gut the water flew out of the glass before I made it act like a buzz saw and cut through the bars. When they fell they all had wide eyes and I stepped forward.

"Why do you all look confused, she shot a damn fireball out of her mouth." The hat man puffed with closed eyes before looking at me.

"I have been told your life story and shown some of your fights by Inoichi. He has the ability to read minds and put images and information in them as well. He is the reason you can now speak Japanese. Your final battle through you into a different dimension. Here we have the ability to mold Chakra, the life energy in our body, into different kinds of abilities. We call these abilities Jutsus. Handsigns are used to channel the power. You did not even move your hand, which even at the highest level is needed." I nodded taking it all in.

"You are currently in the ninja village hidden in the leaves. Anko! You will be in charge of him he is to be in my office by noon in three days time. I want him to understand the country, history, and able to do the three academy jutsu by then. Nobody is to know about him until after that meeting. Inoichi, I want his life story written in a scroll for my reading by tomorrow. Percy, this world is full of bandits, and countries that make the enemy you fought look like a squirrel. Pledge your allegiance to the Country of fire and you will have allies to assist you in this dangerous world." I looked at the three surrounding me. I took a breath.

"No." I said before there were two knives at my throat from the woman and the mind reader.

"You are the one who gave me the information. I will pledge my allegiance to you. I know nothing of this country or the people. You however are the one giving me a chance, I pledge my loyalty to you." He smiled.

"You may be of the sea, but the will of Fire burns brightly in you. I will see you in three days." He turned and walked out without hesitation as the knives were slowly pulled from my neck. I turned and looked to the woman with a smirk.

"Was that coated with acidic blood?" She smiled widely telling me I was right. Who knew me being hurt so much would allow me to make a friend.

Time Skip

I lied, she wasn't my friend. She was mu torturer. Over the last three days, I had gotten next to no sleep from the sexy dominatrix. Apparently what the Hokage said was law here and she agreed, I learned everything there was to learn about the village. I learned where I was, about the country, about the fact that I basically had a Kekkei Genkai, and more shockingly that several countries feel that it makes someone too powerful and kill entire clans. The most shocking thing however was the reading. I had no trouble with the words jumping around the page, whether this is from the picture type symbols on them or the way I learned the language I had no idea, but I would not look a gift horse in the mouth.

Her idea of training was making me get bit by a snake every time I failed. It took me almost a day to figure at the first Jutsu, after that it clicked in my mind. I was simple manipulating the mist around my body with the hand signs. After that it was almost like I was downloading them into my head. I learned dozens of jutsu in under a day. Anything water, I could do without a single hand sign and other things were quickly cut down to one or two. Water, Air, and earth were almost as easy to manipulate as breathing by the third day. On the third day, I ran with Anko over the rooftops keeping pace with her easily. The main problem was the skintight purple outfit she had bought for me to replace my torn cloths. Like I said, torturer. Thankfully, she also got me a mask to cover the bottom half of my face.

As we landed on the rooftop of the large tower we waited until a window was opened next to Anko.

"Enter." We did and I stood next to my teacher/torturer.

"Percy, pull down the mask." I did so with a nod.

"Third Hokage, was Anko the only option to tortur… I mean teach me?" He smirked. I felt a slight shift in the room and sent out my senses. Four were hidden.

"Only if I wanted you kept a secret." I raised an eyebrow.

"So the four others in here know?" His eyes went wide.

"Four!" I formed the tiger symbol and froze everyone hidden in ice. His eyes scanned the four revealed masked faces before stopping on the cat. I switched to ram and the ice on the man crumbled after removing his limbs.

"The other three Third Hokage?" He nodded.

"They are my guards, release them." I nodded and did so noticing nobody batted an eye at the gruesome display.

"Percy, I need you to explain how you knew they were here?" One guard took the man out the window with Anko as the other two stood by the Hokage.

"Bodies are made of water. I learned quite a few Jutsu yesterday." He nodded.

"Understood, I will need to change my plan with you. My original would be a waste."

"I want your bloodline in my village, just like I want to use you for missions." I shook my head.

"I read about the way to ensure a bloodline. I won't be used as a stud." He sighed.

"Yes, I have never really liked that rule. However, we can do other things. That will be discussed at a later date. Eagle, get him a headband. I don't feel the need to test him after that display." One of the guards disappeared instantly. He held his hands to his chin in thought.

"I was shown your weapon from the other world. We do not have them that shrink and it would not be able to be drawn fast enough. Unless you learn to make sealing runes then you will need a different weapon." I frowned.

"I am confident I can learn anything except a bow. I will leave the weapon choice up to you. I have no money to buy it with anyway, which landed in me purple." He smiled.

"Keep the purple, everyone has a kink to help deal with the shinobi life. You can learn to embrace it I am sure." He took out a scroll with my name on it and began to scan it.

"You have quite the list of accomplishments. You also seem to have vague training in every weapon you had available and the only one you couldn't manage was a bow. If I could get my hands on one of the seven swords with your ocean affinity, I feel it would fit you perfectly." I shrugged but nodded in confirmation.

"The mission letters and rules have been explained to you?" I nodded and he withdrew a scroll from his desk.

"You pledged your loyalty to me. Fulfill this mission and you will receive lodging for one year." I took the scroll and looked at it.

"You want me to bring you a female wolf from the country of Earth?" He frowned but nodded.

"We have a clan that trains Ninja Dogs we call Ninken. The wolves in the land of Earth are stronger than normal. They sent a couple to acquire one and they didn't come back. The scroll has the storage to hold it for three days. You have four to find one and three to get it back here for them. It could assist the entire village so I will ensure you lodging for one year." It was at that moment Eagle returned and he didn't react besides to lift the headband from the desk.

"This is yours to show your Allegiance. At the Jonin briefing later on I will be introducing you and the need to prove yourself. You will have one assistant, who will volunteer." I nodded and took the headband, tying it on my bicep.

"Does it have to be a female?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Your scroll did say you enjoy pissing off those in authority. A Male will get you 2 months." I nodded in understanding. He put a gold coin on the desk by me.

"This will get you the standard genin arsenal. To earn more you need to do missions or collect favors. Your only other option would be to prove your bloodline limit to the elders and become the stud you don't want to become." I made a face as a shiver went up my spine.

"Return in six hours for the meeting. Come in through the door down below." I nodded taking the coin and left by the door. That meeting was much more eventful then I imagined.

Time Skip

I arrived for the meeting fifteen minutes early with my dozen throwing stars, and another dozen throwing knives. It is going to take a while for me to think of them in the Japanese. Knocking on the door I was allowed entry where I noticed I was not the first. Casting my senses I noticed that although I could see almost a dozen, there were easily double that around. I nodded to the Hokage and went to a corner.

The room was silent for the next fifteen minutes as ninja showed up randomly. I quickly noticed I was the only one to knock and sighed in annoyance at myself, of course ninja wouldn't knock. Finally once a white haired ninja reading a book revealed himself hanging from the ceiling the Hokage cleared his throat.

"The first order of business today is the arrival of a new clan." Everyone looked to each other before they looked to me.

"He was almost killed in his homeland because of his bloodline limit before we captured him sneaking around the wall. After a thorough investigation by Inoichi." He said as some in the crown shivered.

"It was determined he is not a threat and his limit would be a Boone for the village. He has been given a mission and I want a shadow on him. The mission sends him to the land of earth. The shadow will only assist if asked. Should he prove himself I will be naming him Chunin. Any volunteers?" He asked before a man with a bowl cut raised his hand.

"My team and I will follow him. The youth of my team shall be enhanced by a first mission out of the village." He said before holding out a thumbs up and I swear his teeth sparkled. The Hokage sighed and rubbed his face.

"I was hoping for a single Jonin, not a team." Everyone looked to each other before Anko raised a hand.

"I will accompany him." She said with a sinister smirk as I frowned under my mask.

"I think I would rather the bowl cut dude with the teeth." Several people laughed at that but the Hokage narrowed his eyes.

"Six hours either means, dead or a record." Everyone in the room myself included shivered. She however smiled.

"Both, once the newbie was done with him he wanted a mercy killing." Everyone looked to me with either respect, or fear. The old man nodded.

"I want a report on my desk before you leave." She stepped forward and handed in the scroll. He nodded and looked to me.

"Percy Poseidon you will do your mission with Anko. Should you return successful you will be given lodging and officially be a clan of the leaf village. Your dismissed." I nodded with a sigh and left the room with Anko following me.

We didn't say anything until we left the tower.

"Have a problem with my sexy self coming with you?" I rolled my eyes.

"I already got tortured by you for three days, was that not enough?" She laughed.

"You got taught by me for three days." I rolled my eyes.

"Well I have no money or stuff, do you need to pack?" She smiled.

"No I am good, let's go." I nodded as we ran to the exit at a comfortable pace, well comfortable since I got the hang of chakra control.

At the gate Anko checked us out since I didn't have an id yet. Then we headed north. After a few miles of us running through the trees she began to laugh randomly and I sighed.

"Ok, I give what is so funny?" She looked to me.

"I think I finally get it. Your gay. You spent three days with me and not once did I catch you looking at me in a sexual way, then you agree to go with spandex Guy instead of me." I rolled my eyes.

"Ever think that maybe I am simply trying to come to terms with the fact that I lost my family, world, and friends in a split second. Oh and I woke up in a prison cell as well." She frowned.

"I suppose I can understand that. What is your type anyway? The council is going to want you to have a child to start the clan as soon as possible." I rolled my eyes.

"I already told the Hokage I refuse to be a stud for the council, beyond that though I have never actually had a girlfriend so I don't know my type." She laughed.

"You're not ugly so how does that work?" I sighed.

"My old world didn't work like this one, nobody cares about children until your almost thirty, then people thing about getting married." Her mouth dropped open.

"30, most people in the leaf are lucky to live that long. That's why the council tries to keep clans alive, cause they train their kids who in turn last longer." I laughed.

"It is easy as hell to live into your fifties there. There are wars of course, but most of them have no effect on civilians. They almost never see a weapon never mind a soldier." She shook her head.

"Sounds interesting, and boring at the same time." I smiled.

"For most people, it's simple and they become content." She nodded.

"I could see that. So what is your plan for dinner?" She replied with a smirk. I rolled my eyes and felt the water around us, looking for something to eat.

"How hungry are you?" She smiled.

"You have seen me eat." I nodded in confirmation, she could eat a lot. I felt a herd of deer about a mile ahead of us and increased my speed.

Anko was sitting there smirking.

"An icicle to the skull. Of all the ways you could have killed it, you choose an icicle." I rolled my eyes as I got the buck hanging.

"Any chance you have a storage scroll I could have. I promise I will replace it." She rolled her eyes and tossed me one.

"So you plan to save the meat." I nodded.

"Could use it to lure the wolf as well." She nodded.

"That only has a 2 day stasis." I shrugged my shoulders.

"I found that deer a mile out, you think I can't find the wolves fast enough?" She smirked.

"You're getting cocky." I gave her a look.

"Make a fire, if you're going to keep this up." She nodded with a laugh before walking into the woods.

When she returned I had the backstraps out on spits simply waiting for the fire.

"You stored the bones, and skin too?" I nodded.

"I have nothing in this world. The antlers I have heard in my world anyway can make wonderful handles on weapons, the skin I can turn to leather if I want, and the bones, well we are going to catch a wolf for a clan who has a bunch of dogs. I am hoping to make a little money to feed myself." She nodded.

"The skin is mine after you we get back. That will be your payment for the scroll." I gave her a look.

"Deal, but what are you going to do with it?" She smiled.

"Have fur lined shoes, I have heard they are extremely comfortable." I laughed, girls and shoes are a thing in every world I guess. She blew a fireball at the wood she was arranging as we spoke. I took a breath.

"How far are we from the land of earth?" She took out a map before walking up a tree with no problem. I smiled realizing I really need to learn the chakra control exercises, cause that is awesome and useful. When she came back she put the map away.

"At the speed we were going before you got the deer, about half a day." I nodded looking at the sky.

"Lets make camp here. We can get an early start and reach there before setting camp. I don't think it will take more than a day or so to capture the wolf." Or a full pack I thought with a smirk. She nodded as she took one of the spits and began to eat it.

"Lets us this as training then, how do you plan to make this area safe for us to camp in." I smirked before running through a few handsigns finishing my earth jutsu. All around us earth exploded into a large tepee with the hole above the fire and no exits. The hole had a mesh look so nobody could come through without making noise as she whistled.

"That will work I guess." I smiled and took my meat before I started to eat and lay down.

"You take first shift, that way you're not tired when I do something stupid tomorrow." She narrowed her eyes.

"What do you plan to do?" I shrugged.

"No idea, but there has to be a reason the last ninja didn't come back right? With me being new to this world I am simply saying I will probably do something wrong." She chuckled as I got comfortable and finished my meal.

"Fair enough."

Time Skip

I stopped our run as I felt something. We had crossed the border a few hours ago and I had been sensing on the off chance I could catch the wolves faster. Anko was beside me in a second.

"Did you already find them?" I shook my head.

"No, worse I found dogs that can use Chakra." She drew a knife in each hand.

"How do you know?" I frowned.

"Cause they are walking on the side of a tree." I said before jumping at them and running the couple miles to them. As we got closer I began to sense more about the situation. There was a large rock between two trees and the dogs were running up the trees before being pulled down.

Arriving in the area I jumped to the ground before holding out a hand to Anko.

"This ground has chakra in it!" I yelled before I was swallowed up to my waist. That is when I saw the wire holding the dogs. I pulled water from the air before forming a shuriken and throwing it at the wire of the first dog that looked like a Rottweiler, and then sending it at the next that seemed like a German Sheppard. The dogs immediately climbed the trees and stayed off the ground. I looked to Anko who was petting the Sheppard.

"These are leaf ninken. The ones who didn't come back were only from two weeks before you arrived." I nodded.

"That rock is too perfect. I wonder if it is a marker." I ran through some handsigns before slamming my hands on the ground as I shot out and landed on the rock. I took a breath before I lost a lot of strength and went to my knees. Anko landed next to me before I shook my head.

"Earth Jutsu is still not very easy for me." She nodded before looking around.

"Is the ground still trapped?" I shook my head.

"No I drained it with that jutsu." She nodded and stepped down before the dogs barked and ran over to the rock trying to dig under it. I frowned.

"Pull them off the rock, I am going to shatter it." She nodded.

"Jump back immediately after in case you lose strength again." I nodded before putting my hands on the rock. No need for a jutsu this time, I simply need to channel my earth shaker powers. The rumble started small before it increase and the dogs whinnied. Suddenly the rock shattered to powder. I landed next to Anko as the dogs once again ran forward diving into the hole that was revealed. I frowned.

"I will keep watch, you investigate. I will admit we are out of my depth." She nodded jumping down the hole. I sat in a meditative forma and focused on the water. Nothing was going to get close.

It was almost thirty minutes before barking resumed and I opened my eyes. Riding the dogs were two men who appeared like they were on the verge of death. Anko had hardened eyes and was putting away a sealing scroll.

"They show up every night. We need to get them home now." I nodded.

"One small detour and I will be right behind you." I said before taking off at top speed past her. I had felt a wolf on the edge of my range. Hopefully it was a female. I wanted to complete my first mission successfully.

My detour had only taken me a few minutes before I return without a wolf. We took off for home as she stayed point.

"What was that detour about?" I chuckled.

"I thought I felt a wolf. Turns out I didn't." She nodded.

"Don't worry about a place to stay, I will let you stay with me. This is more important." I nodded.

"Agreed." One of the men took a breath.

"They haven't managed to tame the wolves. They wanted our secrets." I chuckled.

"Focus on not falling off. We will have all the time needed once we arrive to hear what those assholes wanted." I said before frowning.

"Anko, the ground is moving half a mile behind us. Is there a kind of tunneling Jutsu?"

"Fuck, yes Percy there is." I nodded before running through some handsigns. I missed the next limb on purpose as I impacted the ground sending out a wave of rock. There was a guy who suddenly flipped out of the ground and skidded to a stop next to me as I put a kunai into the base of his skull. I gagged at my actions for a second before pulling my sealing scroll and sealing him in.

"First kill?" Anko asked landing next to me with the dogs looking around growling. Clearly upset about stopping. I shook my head thinking about the demigods who joined the titans.

"No, but that doesn't make it any easier." She nodded.

"Understood, no assassination missions for you." I nodded before we jumped back up and continued running.

Time Skip

We made it past the border and had no more trouble so far.

"We have another half a day to travel. How is everyone doing?" Anko called back. Honestly I was not doing well.

"I am good and the dogs seem to determined to stop." She huffed.

"Then we will continue." I nodded and summoned water strait into my mouth feeling my energy increase a little. I narrowed my eyes. These guys are going to make it.

When we arrived at the gate it was already dark and we spooked the guards. Landing I dropped against the gates and took a breath looking at the guards.

"Send a message to the Hokage, Percy's mission is a familiar, secondary mission result in hospital. NOW!" I yelled standing to my feet and grabbing one of the men from the dogs who had laid down, finally in their home village. Anko took the other and we ran for the hospital.

"Percy, your dead on your feet." She said though a deep breath as we landed in front of the hospital. I growled and kicked the door open before falling onto the ground as Anko placed her guy on a stretcher as medical ninjas ran up to us. I shook one off of me.

"Him first, I am just tired." She nodded and went to him. I shut my eyes and sat there breathing. Anko laughed and sat in the chair next to my spot on the floor.

"You have five minutes before we need to report this to the Hokage." I sighed and took a deep breath.

I smelled smoke and jumped up summoning a sword of ice as the door opened revealing a Jonin I recognized from the other day. Anko pushed my hand down.

"Asuma, good to see you." He gave me a look until I dropped the ice which instantly shattered.

"There was no secondary mission, dad is confused, and that is not something he enjoys." I chuckled.

"And I don't like to leave a job unfinished." He narrowed his eyes as Anko stepped into the middle of us.

"He is on edge right now. We found the last group." His eyes went wide before he walked past us to the clerk. Anko took my arm.

"He is getting a report for the Hokage, we need to go there now." I rubbed my face and nodded.

Entering the room by the window, I noticed he was not in normal clothes and seemed to have dressed in a hurry.

"I didn't have a secondary on that mission scroll." I sat against the wall. Taking out the two scrolls I had. Anko took them.

"For a first mission you did good. I will take care of the report." I sighed.

"I am sorry, I just can't stay awake. I promise I will work on my stamina." She chuckled.

"You had last shift the other night, that is why your asleep." I nodded finally remembering that. How long had I stayed awake.

"PERCY!" I jumped up and saw a glaring Anko with a frowning Hokage behind the desk.

"You said you didn't find a wolf." I blinked at Anko a few times.

"I didn't." She glared and touched the scroll as a puff of smoke followed by a yipping of a puppy eating meat was suddenly on the desk before it started to look around. I rubbed my face.

"That is a coyote pup. I didn't want to come back empty handed, and we didn't have time to hunt around." The Hokage chuckled before sealing the pup again.

"We can worry about that later. For now, why did you seal the man you killed." I rubbed my face again.

"It was faster than searching his stuff. I have nothing, and a limited amount of kunai and shuriken." He nodded.

"His body will be searched by the corps before his items will be given to you. I want your full report on my desk tomorrow." I nodded as Anko stepped towards me.

"Let's go water boy, you're with me tonight. He is waiting for Asuma to return with a report." I nodded and followed her out the window and to her place. I collapsed on the bed and was out before a word was said.

Time Skip

The next day I was walking to the Hokage tower without going over rooftops or going fast. I was simply enjoying myself.

"I am impressed with your sensing ability. Half a mile knowing the ground was moving. The kill was even clean." I rolled my eyes at the man suddenly next to me.

"Don't smoke around me. It brings up bad memories." I said thinking about smelly Gabe and his damn cigars. He dropped the cigarette and crushed it without missing a step.

"Sorry about that. Dad said you are supposed to bring a mission report with you today. Asked me to see how you were doing with it." I rolled my eyes and held up a scroll.

"Finished half an hour ago, any chance you know if I am in trouble for not completing the assigned mission?" He laughed.

"No trouble, you save two ninja we thought were dead. That takes precedence over a wolf." I nodded with a sigh.

"How are they?" He sighed.

"They were tortured. The information corps are going over the information Anko brought back along with the body you did." I nodded while looking around checking if anyone heard us.

"Any chance we got some earth jutsu scrolls in the stuff Anko got? I need to expand my knowledge base if I want to be an asset here." He chuckled.

"We have a library you know." I shook my head.

"No I didn't, I thought ninja hoard everything, including information." He nodded.

"Most do, yes, but that is why the leaf is so strong. We share the information with other leaf ninja." I smiled.

"Sounds smart to me, does your dad want me to hurry?" He sighed.

"He didn't say it, although it might be a good idea." I sighed and shook my head.

"So this is a through the window situation?" His only response was to laugh and jump up to the roof before running full speed. I followed instantly as I began to realize what my new life would be like.

We entered through the window without stopping as the Hokage turned to the person giving a report.

"I understand your concern and will read through your statement. Now leave." The woman nodded with wide eyes and left. He turned to me.

"Report." He said holding out his hand. I put the scroll into it, but he simply stared at me. I took a breath and gave him the most detailed report I could orally. Once I finished he narrowed his eyes.

"Why would they keep the dogs alive?" I shrugged.

"The trap probably would have caught most ninja without an earth affinity." He nodded.

"Gecko, notify the information corps about this information. We need to discover if this is an attack on the leaf or an info grab." I felt wind shift as a presence disappeared. He rubbed his face.

"Your deer still had a lot left in the scroll. The Inuzuka clan has already taken possession of the bones and the pup." He put a scroll and a pouch on the desk towards me.

"The skin was already given to Anko this morning when she came in, as per your deal. The mission was a failure so I will not be giving you lodgings. However, I have given you a bonus for the rescue of two shinobi and two ninken of the leaf. It will allow you to rent a place for 6 months easily. The pup although not what asked for, we were given full price with them stating that the return of their members is more important to them and the pup is a bonus. Therefore you have quite a bit to start your life here with." He finished as I nodded with a smile taking the scroll and pouch.

"How did so much already get done?" He laughed.

"Unlike your old world this one is ninja, fast is the way we survive." I sent out a pulse to check the people in the room.

"Two ambo left?" I questioned and he nodded.

"Correct. Asuma I have told of the information as well, although only I have read your scroll." I nodded.

"So what do I do now?" He smiled.

"Anko will house you for the rest of the week unless you make arrangements that differ. Enjoy yourself, I will see you at 1900 hours. The head of the Inuzuka clan has asked for a meeting." I nodded, and left the room.

I was eating in a Ramon shop I found when a young boy in orange came in with a shout.

"Teuchi, I am here for my Ramon!" The cook turned and smiled.

"Naruto, how is my favorite customer? One pork ramon coming up." He sat down with a smirk

"Iruka passed me, I am officially a Genin!" I laughed causing the two of them to look to me. I slurped my broth before nodding to the cook.

"How many bowls does this one normally eat?" He gave me a confused look.

"I eat about four every time I come. Who are you?" I smiled at him before pulling up my mask.

"I am new here." I looked to the cook and pulled out the money for mine and six bowls for the orange kid.

"Mine, his four and a tip. Have a nice day." I replied putting the money on the counter and walking past the flaps. My next stop was the weapon shop with my antlers and some money.

It was almost seven at night and I just got out of the weapon shop. He had decided that I needed to get better weapons. He then proceeded to test my chakra nature, proficiency with weapons and weapon maintenance knowledge. Honestly while it was annoying I can respect that he takes pride in his work. Heading for the Hokage tower I went up the normal way, also known as through the door. When I was bid entry I entered to see the biggest dog I had ever seen in front of me. It looked like a horse it was so big. Only Mrs. O'Leary was bigger. Suddenly it began to laugh at me as I rolled my eyes.

"Laugh it up mutt." The laugh turned to a growl as I growled right back.

"Percy, stop antagonizing the Ninken and sit." I sighed and sat down with the dog glaring at me. Hearing a chuckle from next to me I noticed a woman smirking with red markings on her cheeks.

"So you're the one who saved the four betas and captured the coyote pup?" I nodded.

"Yeah, I don't like failing a quest or mission without doing everything I can." She nodded with narrowed eyes as she seemed to appraise me. Suddenly she turned to the dog.

"You smell the ocean to right?" The dog yipped in confirmation. When my eyes narrowed the Hokage spoke.

"Her clan specializes in becoming almost beastlike. Their senses are very acute." I nodded.

"So what did you think of the pup? I didn't waste time looking for another or parents or anything, other stuff was on my mind." She laughed.

"Yes I can imagine. When I was briefed on the mission I thought it was a simple failure where I got my clan back. I was happy with that, to have the pup was simply a bonus." I nodded.

"What is your bloodline? Little has been mentioned about it." I smiled.

"I can control water like a second thought." Her eyes went wide before the Hokage cleared his throat.

"He has already made his thoughts on being a 'stud' clear. There will be no sending women his way." She nodded.

"I do have some girls in the clan who want a strong mate. Even if only temporary." I shook my head.

"Not that type of person." She sighed but nodded.

"What made you think of the bones? The marrow helps the pups grow quickly." I smiled.

"Before I had to come here I had a hound, she used to love things like that." She smiled.

"So you're a dog lover?" I laughed.

"More complicated than that." She nodded.

"Usually is." I chuckled.

"Her owner had died so I took care of her. I have no idea what happened after I left." She seemed sad.

"Ninken usually are not the best after their owners die unless they were close to another." I nodded.

"The reason I asked you here was I wish to thank you for what you have done for the clan. We owe you a debt." I shook my head.

"No debt between allies."

"We are honor bound. If you need anything come to use for assistance." I nodded.

"Understood. And for the record, I hope the coyote strengthens your ninken bloodline." She smiled.

"That remains to be seen." I chuckled.

"Understood, I am glad I could assist you guys even if I didn't get you the wolf." She smiled.

"I think you and my clan will get along well." She held out a hand with a smirk and I shook it with my own.

"On that we can agree." She stood and turned to the dog.

"Lets go." Her and the dog jumped out the window as I laughed.

"Do any ninja actually use the door?" The Hokage laughed.

"Not once they are Jonin or up." I rolled my eyes.

"How did that go? On my world it would have been good." He nodded.

"Yes it was a good meeting."

"What is the age you graduate from the academy? I saw a kid who was happy about being a genin yet only looked about 12." He sighed.

"We weed out who we can, however that is about the age most graduate yes. They then spend the next few years doing rank D and C missions. Glorified chores. In this time they learn from masters and hopefully mature enough to become competent shinobi." I nodded realizing it was like the life of a demigod.

"So what is the plan for me?" He sighed.

"I have yet to figure that out. For now head home and learn jutsu. I will send for you when I know what to do. Should you run out of money, I will issue you a simple mission." I nodded before standing.

"Thank you Hokage, I will see you soon." I turned to the door before smiling and looking at him.

"Might as well." I said before jumping out the window as he laughed.

Time Skip

I woke up to a bag being dropped on my head. I jumped up rubbing my forehead.

"What the fuck was that?" I yelled as Anko laughed from next to me.

"Your spoils from that body." I glared as I opened the bag and nodded. There was a good amount of kunai and shuriken. Then there was a small sword and what looked like jacks and a few scrolls. I put it to the side before swinging my legs off the bed.

"And you woke me up like that why?" I asked looking at her. She smiled.

"Cause we need to talk about you living here." I sighed and stood.

"Is there at least breakfast?" She laughed but nodded as well. I walked into the kitchen while she followed. Once the food was dished up I sighed.

"I have enough for an apartment, I just need to find one. Pretty sure I can manage by the end of the week." She shook her head.

"That was not what I meant. I figured you can stay here permanently. Kami knows I don't need the place half the time. When I have strange I got to their apartment. Easier when they don't know where you live." I froze in my eating for a moment as I let that sink in. Finally I shook my head.

"How much is rent?" I asked taking a breath and continuing eating. If what she said about ninja dying quickly was true I could understand not worrying about waiting for the one and stuff. She laughed.

"No comment on the strange? Yeah I think we can get along. And don't worry about the rent, you keep the food stocked and we will call it even." I nodded.

"Sounds easy enough, leave a list on the fridge if you want something specific." She smiled.

"You are way to agreeable. Don't you get upset about anything?" I looked at her with a raised eyebrow.

"I was kicked out of my dimension not even a full week ago and you want me to pass up an opportunity like that?" She sighed.

"Right, I keep forgetting about that." I nodded taking another bite.

"So I was busy with your body and stuff, what did the old guy say about your mission?" I laughed.

"Failure, although the dog clan didn't care and said the pup was good enough. They cared more that we rescued the members instead." She nodded with a smile.

"Makes sense, they take clan life, like pack life and care a lot about their members." I smiled.

"Shouldn't all family be like that?" She laughed.

"Maybe where you are from." I had to give her that, things were a lot different here.

"So did the old man make you a chunin?" I stopped the food on the way to my mouth.

"Forgot about that actually. He didn't say I was a chunin though." She shrugged.

"When you make it we will have to celebrate." I laughed.

"Yeah I heard there are some new genin around here. One was celebrating with ramon." She laughed.

"Was this person wearing orange?" I nodded.

"Yup, I guess he is well known around here." She laughed.

"Yup, most hate the little orphan, but he is well known." I gave her a look.

"SO that is why the owner was so surprised I bought the kid some food." She nodded with a smirk.

"Yes, that would explain it."

"So, on a more serious note. How did I do on the mission from your perspective? Me being new here and all." She thought for a moment.

"You shouldn't have fallen into the trap, however beyond that, which experience will take care of, I can't find much fault. Could have run faster, not supposed to yell at the gate guards, stuff like that, but like I said the only thing I didn't like was falling into the trap." I thought about what she said and couldn't argue it.

"So, what should I work on today?" She smiled.

"Spend the next few days in on the practice grounds with those scrolls and see what you can do." I nodded.

"Sounds good, let me know if I need to do anything specific."

Time Skip

The following day I watched as a grey haired ninja trained three genin under threat of being sent back to the academy. The orange jumpsuit kid was with a black haired fire ninja and a pink, what is it called again, Kunoichi. When he passed and dismissed them he strolled into the woods before suddenly with a pop he was behind me, kunai at my throat. I quickly used a substitution with a water clone and it melted under his gaze with me ten feet to the right.

"That was a very interesting way to get them to understand a point." I said simple standing there. He turned to me drawing another kunai in his off hand.

"Why were you spying on me and my team?" I shook my head.

"I was training here yesterday. When I arrived and noticed you four I figured watching I would learn how things are around here." He narrowed his eye at me.

"Sounds like something a spy would do." I sighed.

"I don't think I am allowed to explain much at the moment. Lets go to the Hokage and see what I am allowed. I don't want an enemy in my new home." He nodded putting one kunai away.

"Give me your sword and we will." I nodded drawing the sword before stabbing it into the wall and backing up.

"Forgive me if I refuse to come close to my would be murderer." He nodded and drew the sword out before I turned.

"Time to run." I took off as fast as I could manage in order to keep him behind me.

I went in through the window and put my hands up as the ninja appeared rapidly behind me sword at my neck.

"Kakashi! What is the meaning of this?"

"For someone who defected from another land he spent all morning spying on me training my new team. He claims you can help me not kill him." I chuckled.

"Not word for word, but definitely the gist of it." The Hokage frowned and shook his head.

"Do you really think this is a good time for your sarcasm?" I shrugged.

"Can he know my story? I feel like it will get him to relax." He sighed and took a puff of his pipe before withdrawing the scroll from his locked desk.

"Kakashi, give him space. You can read this but it is a secret as big as Naruto." His eye went wide before he turned the sword, handing it to me hilt first. The Hokage looked gave a slight look, however didn't say anything.

"He gave you this?" The Hokage shook his head.

"Inoichi." He nodded before disappearing as I sighed.

"Who do I need to gain the trust of here to stop things like that?" He took a long puff of his pipe.

"Me. once he reads and understands it will quickly spread that you are truly an ally and have my faith." I nodded before thinking for a moment.

"SO I know I failed the mission, but how do I become Chunin?" He smirked.

"With your age and power I will forgo the normal and simply say when you finish your first A or B rank mission successfully I will promote you." I smiled.

"Thank you lord Hokage." He waved me off and I left with a chuckle.

Time Skip

I spent the next few months tacking people as C rank missions using my water sensing abilities. I quickly learned to identify people through the water. Finally I had spoken to the Orange wearing kid Naruto several times while I ate Ramon. In that time I had gotten close to several people and gotten drunk several times. What I quickly discovered was I was not allowed to buy condoms. After almost having sex in a drunk stupor I decided to buy a pack just in case when I was informed by the shopkeeper about my name being on the not allowed list. The Hokage got an earful at that before he explained the council was in charge of the shops and due to my refusal of being a 'stud' they put out the ban. Anko was simply laughing her head off at it.

I was currently cooking lunch when I was summoned by messenger to the Hokage tower. With a sigh I stopped the cooking, wrote a note and ran to the tower entering through the window.

"It's purple ninja! What are you doing here?" I heard in a familiar loud voice. I sighed and looked up. I saw Kakashi, Naruto and the other two.

"Lord Hokage, you summoned me?" I said with a slight bow. He nodded.

"Naruto has decided they need a better mission than a D rank. I have decided to grant it on the condition we add you for the body guard mission." I nodded and backed up to the group.

"Very well." I replied and he nodded. when he bid the bridge builder entry he proceeded to insult the village. Rolling my eyes I ignored it until we were all sent home to prepare for an early start the next day. Kakashi grabbed my shoulder.

"We need to talk." I nodded and followed him out the window to the top of the Hokage faces.

"Your story, it leads me to question a lot of what I believed." I laughed.

"Your telling me?" He chuckled before nodding.

"My team, this will be a test for them as much as it is a chore for us. I want you to stay back unless I get involved. They are strong enough to fend off bandits and the like, however they need to learn the drive needed to be a shinobi." I nodded with a sigh.

"I understand, you're the Jonin, what do you want my roll to be?" How he managed to smile with one eye was beyond me, but he managed it.

"You're a sensor, and from what I have heard a good one. If we pick up any tails I want them taken care of." I rolled my eyes but nodded.

"Very well, I understand. Should I prioritize the builder?" He nodded.

"He is the mission. Prioritize him and I will worry about the rest." I nodded.

"The land of Waves, sounds like I should be the primary fighter?" I asked as he sighed.

"No, you are a genin under a Jonin, my job is to keep you and Sasuke alive as future clan heads." I sighed.

"I need to get that damn vest." He laughed, but didn't argue as we stood and went our separate ways.

Time Skip

We had been walking for a while with the asshole builder talking about how kids shouldn't be guarding and how his country was awesome. I could barely hold my tongue when I sensed something about half a mile ahead. Forming a water clone I got a couple intake of breaths as it took my spot and I walked back to Kakashi.

"Half a mile, water based." I said in a whisper as he nodded.

"Sakura, take the place of the water clone. Naruto, Sasuke rotate to cover her. Percy take Sasuke's spot." I nodded as the clone popped and I went to the spot closest to the builder.

"What was that about? Got tired of being a kid or something?" I rolled my eyes.

"Actually I wanted to see what condition you had to be returned in. you keep insulting the village hidden in the leaves. I would like nothing more than to break your jaw and keep you unconscious until we get there." His eyes went wide as Naruto frowned.

"Percy, would you really do that?" I chuckled.

"Naruto, we are ninja. Killing, lying, and stealing is literally the job description. I removed the limbs from someone in the Hokage's office and the only one to bat an eye was the one I did it to." All three young genin seemed to trip for a second before they entered deep thought. The builder took a deep breath and stopped talking.

As we finally got to the ambush point I went through the hand signs for my earth tent before Kakashi was seemingly ripped in two by chains. I punched the ground as a small tent formed around a scared and yelling builder. Looking up I saw Sasuke pin the chain to the tree with kunai causing it to break. I watched as they turned and one went for Sakura and one went for me. I rolled my eyes and drew my blade. I quickly deflected the claw and with my off hand I shoved his head into the ground resulting in a loud snap. Looking for the other I saw Naruto with a bleeding hand feet from Kakashi who was holding an unconscious dude. He nodded to me as I took a breath and dropped the tent as the builder screamed like a girl. I ignored him and picked up Naruto's hand.

"Poison in the claws, feels like a stonefish." I pulled out the poison with my powers and put it into a vial. He was shaking in shock.

"I didn't move, I was in shock. That wont happen again, I am going to be stronger! Otherwise why bother being a ninja!" I rolled my eyes.

"Naruto, make a shadow clone." He looked at me blinking. I sighed and looked to Kakashi.

"I saw him do it in your test, that wasn't just an illusion right?" He shook his head.

"No, it wasn't. are you planning on having a single shadow clone report to the Hokage about a targeted assassination?" I nodded.

"This is not a simple c rank anymore. He needs to be aware, and your right but Naruto has the chakra reserve for hundreds if I am sensing him correctly. He could make a dozen and with the side effect he would be able to tell us if he makes it."

"What side effect comes from making shadow clones?" The blond asked as I blinked at him.

"They share information. Did you not know that?" His eyes went wide as I face palmed and looked to Kakashi. He sighed but nodded.

"Naruto make a dozen clones and send them back to report to the Hokage." He nodded as smoke filled the area and a dozen Naruto's ran off. I went back to my position as three water clones assisted me in making a box around the builder. I glared at him.

"I am hoping for a messenger to tell us the contract is void. You complaining about young ninja suddenly makes sense." I went through the pouches of the one I put into the ground pulling out whatever I found. The only thing besides ninja tools was a bingo book. I smiled and began to read it as I waited for everyone to start to move. Kakashi sighed.

"Genin aren't supposed to have one of those." I shrugged.

"My spoil, besides I might as well find out how to make some extra money." I sighed but consented to me keeping it.

I was silent the entire time as we crossed the ground as I kept my sensing active. As we were in a boat and the guy was rowing quietly, Kakashi was asking the builder questions to decide whether or not it would be worth it to continue I found information.

"Damn it. I should have sealed those two soon to be corpses in a scroll." I looked at Kakashi who had narrowed eyes as the rest seamed panicked. I looked at him.

"Demon brothers, rogue ninja with a 50000 bounty on their head, each. You knew didn't you." He sighed and nodded.

"Not part of the mission." I rolled my eyes.

"Assassins who attacked their own government are now hired to kill our charge and you don't deem it good information."

"If you don't shut up we are going to get caught, there is a reason I cut the motor." I looked at the owner and rolled my eyes.

"Pull up the oar then." He blinked before frowning and did so as I stood up. I sighed.

"Hopefully that messenger arrives soon." My eyes began to glow if the look on everyone's face was right as I took control of the boat and willed it forward like a silent speedboat. In seconds we had gotten too and under the bridge before shooting of towards the destination where I drifted the boat into the harbor without even a wake and stepped off of it as my eyes dimmed and I looked at the rest.

"Coming?" I asked with a smirk. Kakashi stopped next to me.

"Much more impressive than the scroll." I chuckled as everyone exited and we took formation again as my bingo book came out.

The builder was talking about how we were almost to his home and he was excited for food and such. Naruto ran forward clearly sensing something even without knowing and threw two kunai at different trees. When the group found a terrified rabbit, I frowned. Walking closer to Kakashi I spoke in a quiet voice.

"It isn't winter, why is that thing white?" I said as he nodded.

"Can you sense anything?" I shook my head.

"There seems like there is fog about thirty yards behind us, but I don't know why it feels funny." Suddenly my eyes went wide as I felt the fog pop.

"Everyone down!" I yelled as Kakashi in a show of speed tackled the bridge builder as I jumped over a giant meat cleaver that acted like a boomerang before it impaled itself into a tree. I landed before glaring at him.

"Zabuza. I just read about you in the bingo book, the demon of the blood mist." The man began to laugh.

"A genin who wants a piece of me, never thought I would see the day." I laughed.

"Tell you what, your sword seems amazingly connected to water, give me that and you can leave with your head attached." He glared.

"Percy, back up. Team seven delta formation." The three others immediately formed a triangle around the builder. I growled but did as I was told. Everyone was shocked as Kakashi lifted the headband to above his eye revealing a red one.

"Kakashi of the sharingon eye, I guess the kid hasn't gotten to that page of the bingo book yet." I frowned realizing why he didn't want me reading it. They talked for a bit as I went through jutsu to put me into the ground like the enemy from my first mission. From here I couldn't hear anything, but I could see. What I saw surprised me since I was not expecting backup hidden beyond my water sensing ability. I ejected myself behind a young woman in a mask and held my sword at her throat.

"Well, well, it would seem Zabuza isn't as confident as he seams. Tell me why I shouldn't kill you where you stand, girl." She huffed.

"I am a boy." I shook my head. I can sense all the water in your body, you don't have a dick, therefore you are a girl." She froze for a moment before sighing.

"He has raised me as a boy, therefore I am a boy. And I don't like killing, I am simply here to back him up if he is about to die. I will not kill your friends." I sighed as I watched Zabuza and Kakashi began to fight. I suddenly felt a tingle on the outside of my senses.

"You released the demon brothers. Why are they so far back, are they scared to attack?" She sighed.

"They are to protect the retreat if needed." I sighed as Kakashi got trapped in a water prison. Drawing a needle I injected it into her neck instantly as she dropped to her knees almost falling out of the tree. I stood.

"You're at half power for the next hour thanks to my friend. Even those genin could take you out right now." Jumping down I ran past the thrown Naruto as I simply held the ram symbol and the water clone exploded as Zabuza went wide eyed. Running onto the top of the water I caught the sword in my open hand and took a deep breath with a smirk under my mask.

"How could you stop?" I laughed.

"Cause you adapted to the water, I am the water." I then did the unthinkable. I kicked him in the nuts and watched him almost collapse. I laughed before throwing the sword the other way as he let go of the prison to chase the sword, releasing Kakashi. I ran after him with my sword out and we entered the fastest pace sword fight I had ever been in. Finally I managed a good blow and channeled my earth shaker powers into the blade shattering it six inches above the hilt. His eyes went wide before the demon brothers revealed themselves on shore and I growled taking off to defend he bridge builder as Kakashi took my place seamlessly. When I got there Naruto and Sasuke were in battle with them as Sakura was terrified, but still defending the builder, who I really needed to learn the name of. I went up to the one Naruto was fighting and impaled him in the skull with a kunai before turning, not even watching him hit the ground. The one fighting Sasuke was wide eyed facing me as Sasuke hit him with a fireball. He jumped at me with hatred in his eyes, fire burning his back. I made the tiger seal and punched the ground before a spike of earth ripped through his torso killing him in a burst of blood. All three seemed to be surprised at me as I simply turned to face the water where dragons dispersed before they began to go through handsigns again before Kakashi finished first and the water surged and almost hit the five of us on the ground. With a wave of my hand it parted around us. It finished with Zabuza pinned to a tree as Kakashi ready the final blow. A single throwing needle impacted his neck. I saw the girl from before jump done and grab the body. Not a word was said before she disappeared with it. I sighed and sealed the two bodies inside a scroll before sending a water clone for a piece of that blade. When Naruto finished demanding answers from Kakashi, said Jonin fainted. I sighed and put him on my back while the water clone sealed the biggest piece it could find into my scroll and I put it into my pouch. Sasuke was looking at me strangely, while Sakura was fearful and Naruto was confused. The builder was wide eyed and seemed to be contemplating something. I glared at him.

"Show us the way to your home before as the senior ninja on mission I end it here for lying and we head home. He needs rest, get moving now!" He nodded like a bobble head. We began to walk.

"Team seven delta formation, we take no chances. Naruto I want six shadow clones henged to look like us half a mile ahead down the path. Has the Hokage heard your report yet?" he shook his head.

"No, no, um I haven't received memories from the clones yet. I think they are still moving." I frowned but nodded.

"Make an extra clone and dispel it immediately, I want those clones to know about the new conflict." He nodded as puffs of smoke rapidly formed around us and some ran ahead as one simply popped away.

Time Skip

We arrived at the house in silence before the builder, whose name was harder to say than builder, lead me somewhere I could have Kakashi rest. After placing him down I went into the living room.

"If he is not awake by tomorrow night I will be making you guys train. You all need to realize your potential for when Zabuza returns." They went wide eyed. i sighed.

"For now rest. Tomorrow will be hell for you." I left the house making seven shadow clones with a sigh. Water clones are sturdier, but shadow can think for themselves. The eight of us took a formation around the house. This would be a bad mission no matter which way we went about it.

The next day the three of them were at my side right after breakfast. Naruto the ever outspoken one began it.

"Train us! We need to get stronger!" I grinned and made three shadow clones.

"You each get a clone. I am going to have you go through what you should know from the beginning. If you can do it, then demonstrate it to the clone and it will continue. The speed you progress will be based on what you can do." They nodded and left, one with each clone. I sent out a few more for security. When Kakashi woke up I am going to need to rest from all this chakra usage.

It was forty minutes later when a clone's memories shot into my head. Naruto had fallen onto my clone's head from trying to climb a tree without his hands. I rolled my eyes and sent out a new one. This one explaining that he should make a lot of clones to see if one would get the gist of it.

That night around dinner Kakashi finally started to wake up.

"Took you long enough." I said from the corner of his room as he jumped up scaring the builder's daughter.

"He needed rest, much like you do as well." I rolled my eyes at the nice woman.

"Rest is a luxury for ninja." I said before making and dispelling a clone to summon the genin.

"By the way, that tracker ninja was a fake. We had a conversation before you were captured." He sighed.

"I had a feeling. Why didn't you kill him?" I chuckled.

"Her, actually. I was getting info and hoped to get more once I assisted you. She overcame my poison faster than expected." He nodded in understanding. When the genin came in with their trainers I readied myself for the headache and they dispersed. I watched as they trained and realized Sakura has the best control, Naruto the best drive, and Sasuke the best concentration. Sasuke and Naruto were working on the tree climbing, at about the same pace. Sakura was fighting the clone and learning some ninjutsu to assist when it was deemed an asset.

"Looks like you three have been training." They all nodded as Sasuke sighed.

"Percy has been working us all day." He looked to me.

"Naruto and Sasuke are currently working on chakra control with Sasuke getting to determined and breaking the bark. Naruto has been losing concentration and falling off the tree. Sakura has incredible control and already master the water walking as well. I have been having her spar with a few jutsu thrown in. She should be your medic." He nodded.

"I understand. May I speak with them alone." I nodded and left the room.

Time Skip

The next day Kakashi sent Sakura with two of my clones to the bridge as protection while I rested and he took over the training with another two clones. When I woke up, about noon, I took out the piece of blade and held it in my hand. I could feel my connection to it and smiled. Feeling the edge of the blade I ended up cutting myself. The blade quickly turned purple and changed shape. The about one pound of metal was now the two handed hilt like Zabuza had at the end of the fight. It felt however like it was made of coral. I frowned when a clone popped from the bridge and I was rushed with memories of the market. With a sigh I stood and hoped I would not be able to talk to the fish here. These people were starving. Walking out to the field I walked up behind Kakashi, my new hilt on my hip.

"I am going fishing. Hopefully I can get some information about the village with food bribes." He nodded.

"A good idea. The name escapes me at the moment, however the blade of Zabuza Momochi has a very interesting history. Something barely known is the ability of it to repair itself using blood. How you made it purple will remain a mystery until you reveal it to the Hokage upon our return. I was never sure if only human blood would work on the blade, however good luck in forming it once again." I nodded.

"He still has the blade, this is my own creation. Again it will be revealed at the mission's end. Has Naruto told you of his clones yet?" He nodded.

"Fell out of the tree a few hours ago. They reported. The Hokage wants us on our guard and to make sure the village knows they owe us." I nodded.

Time Skip

It had been four days. I had quickly discovered the fish here, while I can understand them, had no respect for me. Them calling me an asshole human meal, made me not care about killing them. My sword was forming quickly, however instead of the circular hole at the end there was a hole in the shape of a trident. Naruto had mastered the water walking through the use of clones yesterday, while Sasuke had managed it two days ago. Naruto had been sending over a dozen clones to help build the bridge to make it quickly. Kakashi estimated today or tomorrow would be the day Zabuza was back to normal.

I was relaxing on top of a load of bricks on the bridge. When the fog began to form I stood with a sigh as I took my sword off my back. Laughing rang out of the mist as I began to sense three presences. I stepped up next to Kakashi.

"Let me see, I sense the little girl with the identity crisis, the not so scary demon, and a new comer with a sword that feels like a person. You got back up from another seven swordsman."

"Your better than I realized Genin. By the way your mine." I heard in a new voice before I felt a shift to my left as I blocked with my sword. The sword was wrapped in bandages, while the man was in a black robe with red clouds. His skin was blue and his teeth reminded me of a shark. I leaned forward with a smile.

"You feel like you belong in the water, lets allow the demon baby the bridge while we take to the sea." I said before making half a bird sign and shooting water out my mouth sending him off the edge of the bridge. I ran and simply jumped off after him, hoping that Kakashi and the better trained genin can handle the other two.

I didn't even hit the water before I had to block a strike from the wrapped blade. As I was blown back from the force he went through hand signs as the two of us suddenly were inside a giant water orb. I laughed as his eyes went wide.

"Did you mean to give me a power boost?" I asked before shooting forward faster than I could run and putting him on the defensive with his wide-eyes. He scrambled to block all my attacks as I noticed him almost lag, like a video game. When we locked blades after a minute of intense battling I let go with one hand and shot an icicle out of my other which severed his leg. He growled in pain as I spun around before sending my body under his and swinging strait up bisecting his torso in one shot. I swam up to his blinking eyes I glared.

"Next time, show up in person. Don't send an avatar for an actual battle." When his body turned into a fish I went wide eyed realizing it was a substitution.

Flipping upside down I blocked the recovery strike. He laughed.

"I had the same thought a couple minutes ago. Zabuza didn't understate your talent it seems. That body had thirty percent of my chakra and you took it out like it was nothing." I glared before spinning to disengage and creating a whirlpool as we were sucked together and the battle engaged once again.

"Five Feeding Sharks Jutsu!" He yelled as five water sharks came from his fingers towards me. I curled into a ball before exploding outward with explosion of water strong enough to burst the sharks and roll him. I had the water propel me forward towards him before making a tiger symbol with a smirk.

"Mud wall!" I yelled as the sea floor rushed up and surrounded him as I swung through the mud slowing his movements. His eyes were wide as I removed half of his body from the right shoulder to the left hip. I sighed as he blinked once more and died. His sword turned in the water making my eyes go wide before it ripped out of it's bindings, ate him in two bites, only leaving the head, and swam away like a fish. I frowned before taking the head and sealing it. I took a deep breath and used the water to propel myself up to the bridge. When I landed I collapsed in exhaustion. Water never really lets me know how much energy I actually use. Looking up I saw the village people with makeshift weapons looking at a group of thugs. Kakashi was injured and on his knees looking to me. I laughed.

"Those swordsmen are tough huh?" I asked before laughing and falling over as everything went black.

Time Skip

"About time you woke up." I heard as I regained consciousness. I groaned and sat up looking at Kakashi.

"How long?" I asked as he sighed.

"Two days. The bridge will be done tomorrow. What happened with Kisame?" I stood up on shaky legs.

"He underestimated me. I have his head sealed away for confirmation. His sword swam away." He nodded.

"His sword is sentient." I rolled my eyes.

"Of course it is. How is team seven?" I asked as my balance slowly came back.

"Training their strength by helping the bridge crew." I nodded with a sigh.

"So we leave tomorrow?" He nodded.

"That's the plan, yes. Oh and Sasuke unlocked his sharingon, so don't be surprised if he asks you to do jutsu in front of him." I laughed.

"Finally some good news associated with this damn s rank mission." He frowned.

"This is a C rank." I shook my head.

"Don't give me that shit. I have a bingo book too you know." He sighed.

"That is a good point, however without an increase in money this will never be officially one." I shrugged and groaned at the movement. That is why we are ninja, and I have bounties in my scroll." He shook his head before pulling out a book and reading it.

"You will probably be in the next bingo book, just so you know." I chuckled.

"So are you, I will consider it a rite of passage." He sighed and left the room with me right behind him. It was time for me to eat and prepare to leave.

Time Skip

"YOU WHAT!" The Hokage yelled as Kakashi mentioned the bounties I had in my scrolls. He didn't seem happy. I shrugged.

"Money is required to start a clan." I replied before throwing the scroll onto the desk in front of him. It was snatched from the air by an Anbu who looked to the Hokage. With a deep sigh he nodded and the ninja disappeared from the room.

"Do you have any idea how much paperwork you cause me?" He asked before taking another breath.

"Leave your sword, I want it analyzed by our weapon smiths. Everyone gets a week rest, Percy, you come back tomorrow at noon. Once the bounties are confirmed you get your vest. You will finally be back to where you were before the leaf." I nodded figuring he was saying that for the benefit of the other genin. Everyone but me left the room as I took off my sword laying it on the desk.

"You have made a name for yourself in the village." I gave him a look.

"In a good way or a bad way." He took a long puff of his pipe.

"Both, we have not had someone who killed so easily in almost a decade, and your track record on missions is 99 percent only because of your first one being officially a failure." I sighed at the reminder.

"SO why bring up my reputation?" He shook his head. The council is upset you have not slept with anyone. They heard of you going for condoms and being denied, they are upset you are not sleeping with anyone. They want more powerful ninja." I shook my head.

"I am not a stud." He nodded.

"I told them, however you need to at least get yourself a girlfriend." I rolled my eyes.

"Ok, well I have till noon tomorrow, I am going to the bar." I said before turning around.

"Please get laid!" He yelled after me as I opened the door.

Time Skip

I woke up to dogs barking as my head was pounding. I rolled over only to see a nice shapely ass in my face. I blinked a few times before standing up and looking around me. there were six women, all naked around me.

"I am sorry." I heard from the left and spotted the Inuzuka clan head sitting there with a frown on her face. I stood not caring that I was naked and walked over to her.

"Why do I not remember anything about last night?" She sighed.

"We drugged you. Because we owe you I will show you the mission scroll." The scroll was blank except for the inside. I want the bloodline of the Poseidon boy continued by any means necessary. I made a similar offer to the Uchiha. They denied the mission. From D. I growled at her and handed it back.

"Who is this D, I am going to kill him." She shook her head.

"I think it is Danzo, although I am not sure. He is a village elder." I nodded and got dressed.

I burst into the Hokage's office through the window with quite a few Jonin there. Everyone looked at me, however I glared at the Hokage.

"I swore my allegiance to YOU! Not a bunch of old assholes who sit on a council. I just came from a group of women who drugged me last night to pass on my bloodline. You lead the village, however I will tear it to the ground and kill the entire council if I am drugged at home again. If I am going to fuck someone, then I am going to choose the girl, not be DRUGGED!" I yelled as his eyes went wide.

"I will launch a full investigation, I assure you. I had no idea about this." I took a breath and shut my eyes to calm down.

"I already lost one home, don't make me abandon one, please." I said to him as he nodded. standing he hugged me.

"I promise Percy, you will not be treated as a stud." I hugged back and then we released with him smiling.

"However since you are early to your meeting, I can proceed earlier for now. Congratulations." He reached into the desk and pulled out a chunin vest as I laughed.

"Thank you." I replied as everyone clapped. I looked out and recognized several people I worked with over the last few months. I nodded and left the room through the window. I needed to get my thoughts under control.

I was only at home for about half an hour when Anko came into my room.

"Ok, listen up. I heard what happened, boo who you got laid. Your got promoted and we said we were going to celebrate. You have two options, either A you come with me and we get drunk and have fun, or B I celebrate around your tied up body." I rolled my eyes and turned over in bed.

"Is there a third option?" I asked before I was roughly grabbed and hauled up out of the bed as she laughed.

"Course there is. I haven't had strange in almost a month. You supply the dick and I will stop bugging you." I raised an eyebrow before I got an interesting idea. I kissed her lips for a second before batting her hand off the collar of my shirt and brushing imaginary dust off my pants.

"I am a little hungry, why don't you make me a sandwich and we can talk about the options." She growled at me and grabbed me again, tighter this time.

"I am the most vicious interrogator in the village. People run from me in fear. What makes you think I would allow you to order me around?" I chuckled and leaned into her ear.

"Simple, if you want some fun with me, I need to release my beast, and you will submit." I whispered with a strong voice beginning to enjoy myself. She let go and if I noticed correctly, actually stumbled back a bit.

"I am hungry. I guess I can make two sandwiches." She said with a slight blush as she left the room. I went wide eyed when everything clicked into place about what I actually managed to do.

Time Skip

The next day I woke up to a purple haired Anko laying on my chest as the night's events replayed in my mind. As it turns out the sadist also enjoyed a role reversal in the bedroom, much to her surprise. Kissing her head to wake her up she grumbled about being tired and sore. I laughed.

"If you want a repeat tonight, we should get up and do what we need to do at work." Her eyes shot open as she smirked at me. Sitting up revealing her nude boobs, I began to stare and smile.

"We are both awake already, why wait?" I smiled.

"And when people ask about why the two of us are late reporting in?" She giggled.

"Then I tell them I am making sure you don't get drugged again." I laughed.

"So your not going to get any strange from now on?" She shifted herself till she was straddling me.

"If you give me what I got last night, whenever I want, then it is worth it." I laughed and grabbed her neck before spinning us around as she smiled.

"Then let's get started." Needless to say, we were late to check in.

Time Skip

I woke up in what looked like a replica of the Olympus throne room.

"I always did enjoy this dimension. So much fighting." I spun around reaching for my sword when I recognized Ares laughing. He stood from his throne before shrinking to my height and my sword appeared in his hands in a flash of light.

"The original seven swords were made by me. that is why they can't seem to recreate them." He released the sword and it dissolved into a flash of light. He dissolved as well before reappearing a second later with a sigh.

"This is difficult to talk to you. Therefore here are the highlights. Kronos went back to the pit in a million exploded pieces from your sword. Athena says nothing we try can bring your soul back together. Your father and mother miss you, blah, blah, blah. If you manage to cross dimensions and touch another self then the two of you will fuse. We haven't figured out what death will cause, but this dimension will probably give us the answer. Congrats kid we figured out how to watch you on Hephaestus TV. Your other selves are entertaining even if this one seems much more violent. Bye." With that, he faded along with the dreamscape.

I jumped up in bed making a sword of ice.

"Percy, nothing is here. Good pillows don't move." I looked down and remembered where I was. I took a deep breath and smiled. The last few days have been good. I released the sword and laid back down kissing the purple haired woman as I did so and relaxed.

"Sorry, I had a dream from my other earth." I said to her since she now knew my entire story, courtesy of the scroll the Hokage had. She nodded.

"You said Ares in your sleep. I figured. The Hokage will want to know in the morning. You can come with me when I explain the second challenge of the chunin exams." I chuckled and kissed her forehead.

Apart from complaining about not being able to completely recreate the sword the Hokage didn't say much about the dream. He simply gave me my sword back and sent me to training arena 7 where Kakashi had asked for help with something. Arriving at the field I saw team seven talking in the field without the teacher. I frowned and sent out my sensing ability only to spot him in the trees with his book glancing at the kids every now and again. Rolling my eyes I chuckled at the man spying on his team. Switching with a pebble in the middle of the group I scared them, however I was pleasantly surprised that each instantly had a kunai in hand. I nodded.

"Ok so who is ready to train?" I asked with a smile, not that they could really see it beyond my mask. Sakura sighed and put away the kunai first.

"What do we need to know for the chunin exams?" I laughed.

"Everything." Was my answer as they all sweat dropped.

"It consists of three portions, a written, an instinct trial, and finally solo combat. Same as before, you tell me what you want to learn and I will send you with a clone. Now who wants what?" Naruto began to think, an improvement from his last training, Sasuke began to count something on his fingers before Sakura took a deep breath.

"Last time you trained us the ninjutsu came easily, but tired me out quickly. Kakashi-sensei said that you suggested medical ninjutsu. Could you teach me that?" I gave her a smile.

"Very well thought out, however I do not know any as I have a bloodline limit that allows me to heal from almost anything quickly." She seams resolved until I continued.

"My clone will take you to the library where you can study some chunin techniques as long as you stay with it. Once you learn three, you come back here and heal your teammates." She titled her head in confusion.

"Why will they be hurt?" I chuckled.

"Cause by that point they should be proficient in whatever I teach them and it will become battle training for all three of you." She gulped, but nodded and I made a clone the ran off with her. I turned to the two boys. Naruto suddenly smiled.

"I want to learn how to use a sword." I laughed.

"Ok, I have a backup you can use for practice, however if you really want to learn then after the exams you need to talk to Geeko. Kakashi will know whom I am talking about, he is the best in the village." He went wide eyed as I handed him my old short sword before making 6 clones for him. He smirked at he made 5 of him and they all ran off. Looking to Sasuke I noticed his Sharingon was active. I smiled.

"Taking advantage of the new eyes I take it huh?" He simply smirked at me.

"I need to learn to take advantage of the Sharingon in battle. It is harder than I thought it would be." I nodded and made twenty clones. His eyes went wide and he went to make clones as I stopped him.

"No clones for you. You want combat training here it is. These are clones, kill them. After that we will see what can do with us simply sending jutsu at each other from the water." He nodded and drew a kunai. I laughed and began to walk away entering the forest I popped up next to Kakashi on the branch.

"Why does the Hokage even assign you a team? You don't seem to like training them." He sighed, but didn't turn from the book.

"I teach the team when they ask to learn, being a ninja is more individual then team." I rolled my eyes.

"They are not even teenagers yet." He nodded with a sigh.

"Yet their first mission outside the gates almost got all of them killed." I nodded.

"Ok, you're right, I give." He nodded as I relaxed next to him.

"So you and Anko, honestly I thought she would never settle down." I laughed.

"Whatever you say you big gossip." He chuckled.

"Speaking of gossip, three Inuzuka went to the hospital over the last two days. It was what three weeks you got drugged?" I sighed and rubbed my face.

"When they notify me I will do what I need to do." He chuckled.

"You're a ninja, how can you be so caring and moral, then kill and seal a head away for cash the next minute?" I shrugged.

"Helps that they wear masks so I don't actually need to see their face. I also now have a huge bank account even if the village did take a percentage." He nodded.

"The updated bingo book came out today. You're in it." He held up his copy and I flipped through to find my page before I laughed.

"My sword alone gets ¾ the value of me." He nodded.

"They confirmed it is not one of the seven, however they know it has the same properties. The Hokage put that value on it. Says it is now a leaf artifact." I laughed and handed the book back.

"Where do I get the new one?" He chuckled.

"Weapon shop." I nodded and ran off to update my book.

"Congratulations on your page. The power of youth flows through you!" I sweat dropped at the green clad man and his small clone next to him. I sighed.

"Might Guy, it has been a while since I saw you." He held out a thumbs up and his teeth fucking sparkled.

"That is right, it has been far too long for allies to not truly be introduced. These are my protégé's Neji, Tenten, and Lee! I have nominated them for the Chunin exams and have heard of what you did for Kakashi's team on their mission and would like to ask if you have any youthful idea's for their training?" I sighed and rubbed my head.

"I am working with Kakashi and his team today. It would be rude to have you join them, how about tomorrow your team meets me and I will see what I can do."

"That is a wonderful idea! I will see you tomorrow morning at 6am!" He said before running away, Lee hot on his heels as the other two face palmed.

"Please tell me he is joking, I do not want to wake up that early." Tenten sighed.

"Unfortunately sleeping in is not in his vocabulary. Do you know what you will work with us on?" I laughed.

"Whatever you want. I guess I will see you tomorrow." I put my nose back in the book and continued to walk to the arena. Sasuke was down to five clones and his next step I need to put a lot of chakra into so will be there in person.

Time Skip

I was resting next to a tree as my super clone and Sasuke sent jutsu at each other. My clone was trying to capture him while he tried to destroy my clone.

"Why do you insist on him trying to kill your clones?" Kakashi asked from above me in the tree. I sighed.

"Clones are replaceable, he is not. When on a mission I would rather need to console him, than bury him. That damn stone has enough names on it." He sighed.

"I was sure you were going to be added to it when you threw Kisame off the bridge and jumped after him." I chuckled.

"You and me both." I replied as memories of Sakura's clone appeared in my head. She was at the entrance to the field. I stood as my clone, clearly receiving the memories as well, did the water dragon jutsu as a wide-red-eyed Sasuke was thrown onto the ground in front of me and I canceled the clone with a smirk.

"Battle time. Hope you learned something." I said as I walked away. Kakashi helped him up as I met Naruto who my clones were escorting back before popping away. Looking at the three genin I smiled.

"Now, why did I have everyone training with shadow clones instead of water clones?" I asked as Sakura raised her hand. Nodding for her to begin she smiled.

"Because shadow clones have the ability to think along with transfer memories." I smiled and nodded.

"Not bad, now Sakura, if you could pick a reward for beating me what would it be?" She smiled.

"The ability to learn more medical ninjutsu." I nodded with a smile and met Kakashi's eye for a split second. He nodded.

"Sasuke?" He took a breath.

"I am fire nature, not water. I want a fire jutsu to master." I nodded and looked to Naruto who frowned at my secondary sword.

"A sword." Sakura glared at him.

"He doesn't mean something he would need to buy, Naruto!" I chuckled.

"Actually I didn't specify." She looked at me wide-eyed. I walked over to the tree after taking my sword back from Naruto and withdrew two scrolls I picked up while I was out getting my book.

"Fire scroll, medical scroll, and my old sword." I said as I put them under the tree. I then made three water clones, and sat down.

"Should you win, you get the items. If I win then you have to do a D rank for me, for free." I finished with a smirk as all three shivered at the thought. Without waiting all three water clones ran at them to attack. I had one swing at Naruto in an overhand swing as he drew a kunai with wide eyes and blocked it. Another baseball slid under the other clones legs before punching Naruto in the gut sending him onto the ground seven feet back. Sakura jumped at the one that swung, her hand glowing, as it cringed at its side and dissolved. I felt a shiver as I realize she just took medical ninjutsu and used it offensively. She of course had to jump back as the third one swung sideways that would had bisected the defeated clone, however it wasn't there. This distraction allowed Sasuke to blow a jutsu right over her crouched head as fire birds impacted the sword of one as I grinned. Naruto jumped back into the fray with a dozen clones.

"Did she just take out a clone with a medical ninjutsu?" Kakashi asked his headband up and watching Sakura go after the next with another medical ninjutsu. I nodded focusing on the clones blocking the jutsu with their swords.

"I am busy tomorrow, bring her to the hospital. That is too valuable a skill to not embrace." He nodded.

"Reminds me of Tsunade." My momentary distraction resulted in Naruto tackling a clone to the ground and grabbing it's sword to bisect it. I grunted as I now only had one left, although thankfully Naruto now only had wet hands instead of a sword. I sighed and smirked using the water clone explosion. It exploded sending all three out of the field and to the edge of the forest. Kakashi sighed.

"Was that really necessary?" I rolled my eyes as all three smiling genin came over to me in varies states of injured. I looked to Sakura.

"You have five minutes to heal them before I take my stuff and leave." Her eyes went wide before she took on a focused look. Naturally she went straight to Sasuke as I rolled my eyes.

"Kakashi, what is your take on the progress?" He nodded.

"It was worth asking the Hokage to send you out here." I chuckled as Sasuke was very relaxed by now and she moved onto Naruto.

"With her chakra control, this seems perfect to me." He sighed.

"I will speak to her about it." I nodded. after the exams I am going to the Hokage about getting her training. Day one and she can do what she is, I am willing to stick my neck out for her. When Naruto and her looked my way I nodded and vanished in a swirl of leaves. their winnings sitting beneath the tree I left.

Time Skip

Anko was not happy with me, and frankly I was annoyed at myself as well. I walked into the training area Might Guy asked as five minutes until six.

"Welcome my youthful!" I held up a hand to stop him.

"Guy, if you didn't run off I would have said ten am. This is my sleeping time. Shut up." I said as he smirked and took a few steps back. I looked to the three genin in front of me. Lee was jogging in place, clearly excited. Neji and Tenten were exhausted however had a look of interest in their eyes. I sighed deeply in resignation that I signed up for this shit.

"Lee, what would you like me to work on with you?" He smiled.

"I am currently focusing on my stamina since I don't use ninjutsu!" He said with a smile as I frowned.

"If you don't use ninjutsu, than you need to focus on muscle augmentation using Chakra. Follow my clone and he will ensure you are able to do all the chakra training methods I know." I said making a three clones and the first jogged off with a hyper Lee taking ten steps for each step my clone took. I shook my head.

"Tenten, tired ladies before tired men." She smiled but nodded.

"I am a weapon specialist." I nodded.

"You will fight against my clone then with whatever weapon you want. Remember that I can make more. Kill them, do not hesitate." I said and both clones walked off with her to fight. Turning to Neji I took a breath.

"Your turn." He glared.

"I want to practice my reaction and retaliation when I fight with my…" I held up my hand.

"Yup you're the Sasuke of this group." I made two dozen clones.

"Let me know when you need more."

I was going through a kata with my sword as Guy had joined Lee stating that his youth needed a challenge. Tenten was on her 14th clone/weapon sticking with a single weapon until she beat it, and Neji was actually only on his 17th because I had them using ninjutsu as well.

"So this is what Anko meant when she said her pillow last night was a self sacrificing ass." I looked to the right and spotted a smiling Kurenai. I had met the genjutsu master on a mission a while ago and we chatted every now and again since she was friends with Anko as well. I laughed as I noticed she had brought her team as well.

"Kurenai, nice to see you again, please don't tell me I have more charity work to do." She smirked and chuckled.

"I was hoping I could bum some ideas off of you." I chuckled and nodded.

"Ok lets see we have a bug boy, a mutt, and tapper. What are you trying to do with them?" she chuckled as the two boys narrowed their eyes.

"Kiba needs to work on not relying on his clan moves. He can go beast, but not much beyond that." I made a clone who dragged the boy away as he cursed me and his teacher.

"Shino is actually pretty good as an all around, however his teamwork is iffy because of his bugs." I raised an eyebrow and sighed.

"Kid, not asking for secrets, but how do you control the bugs?" He had no outward reaction.

"Chakra." I nodded.

"Follow this clone over to Lee and Guy. They are doing chakra techniques. Better control means your bugs will listen better." He nodded and followed my new clone Kurenai looked at the last girl with a deep sigh.

"She has no confidence." The girl frowned and visibly deflated, but said nothing.

"I have tried to help her gain the confidence, but can't. whatever I ask her to do she is able to, but then she doubts herself." I narrowed my eyes on her.

"Name?"

"Her name…" I held up a hand and stopped her.

"Girl, what is your name?" She shook a bit.

"M…my name…is Hinata." I nodded.

"Your coming with me then. Kurenai enjoy watching your team." I said before summoning thirty clones and dropping to my knees for a moment shaking my head.

"That should last a while." I said before I walked past the girl putting a hand on her shoulder.

We were sitting at the grill it yourself BBQ and nothing had been said since we left the field.

"Why are you shy?" I said breaking the silence as I put the meat on the grill and it began to sizzle. She stuttered a few times before she put her head down.

"I seem to get in everyone's way. Nobody notices me either." I shook my head at the whisper she replied with.

"So, if you are not looking at me you can talk in full sentences?" I asked as she looked up at me wide-eyed. She gulped and nodded.

"You got in trouble as a child for speaking out of turn, didn't you?" She nodded again and put her head down.

"My father never thought I lived up to the clan name. He wanted a son, however only had me and my younger sister." I nodded at the quiet voice.

"What is your favorite color?" She looked up and blinked at me a few times as I began to eat the meat putting some in front of her.

"Ppp…urple." She said to my face and I smiled.

"Eat up lilac. After we finish here I have an idea."

Twenty minutes later and we walked out of the weapon shop with Hinata in a purple lion mask with tinted lenses over her eyes.

"Nobody can see your face. How do you feel in that?" She took a deep breath.

"Different, I am not sure how to describe it." I smiled.

"Well you can talk without looking down now, or stuttering. Feel free to reveal yourself to those you trust. Now it is time for us to work on your training.

We were alone in a training ground as I spared with the girl. In that mask she was freaking insane. Until Naruto showed up.

"Percy, can you…" He stopped as Hinata froze and I stopped my blade an inch from her neck. The only reason I can think of that she would… oh damn.

"Naruto come here now." I demanded as the blond gulped and came forward. I smiled under my mask.

"Do you know who this is?" I asked him as he scratched his head.

"I feel like she is familiar, but no. maybe if she takes off the mask." I laughed.

"Not how this works. I trained you yesterday, today you interrupted me. Make 30 clones right now." He nodded like he was scared and did so. I grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him back.

"Lion, destroy all the clones."

"HAI!" She said before even with them defending the girl began to dwindle the number without a problem. I laughed.

"Clones fight back!" They nodded and attacked although they were quickly repelled. In a matter of under am minute all the Naruto were gone but the one under my arm. Hinata came over with a sigh and a deep breath. I looked to Naruto who was wide-eyed.

"Now Naruto, was it polite, or rude to interrupt her training." He blinked with an open mouth.

"She is amazing." He turned to her. "Where is your vest, surely you're not a genin?" She reached up and removed her mask showing her red cheeks and a small smile.

"Thank you… Naruto-kun." He went wide eyed.

"Hinata, how did you never win in the academy? I am sorry I interrupted your training, but did you really need it?" Her cheeks went bright red as she put her mask back on.

"Percy has done a lot to help me. I owe him a lot." I smirked and pulled out some money.

"Fun fact, Hinata has a sweet tooth. Bring her for a nice lunch Naruto. And next time you interrupt my training with someone you treat me and my girl. By the way she can eat twice as much as me and remain sexy as hell. Now go. Make up for the distraction." He nodded taking the money and rubbed the back of his head.

"Where would you like to go Hinata?" She giggled under the mask.

"Somewhere with cinnamon rolls. They are my favorite." I laughed as the two left the field. I heard a person appear to my left.

"She has a crush on him." I nodded.

"Figured when I almost killed her. But then she kicked his ass a bunch of times." Kurenai giggled.

"And spoke without a problem. So the mask helps her to relax?" I nodded.

"She has a fear of disappointing people and them thinking she isn't good enough. If they can't see her then they can't be disappointed. I am assuming you were spying when I asked Naruto who she was?" She sighed.

"Such an easy solution, how did I not think of it?" I laughed.

"Cause unless you have experienced it, you wouldn't. without my mask I am almost sure every other sentence out of my mouth is sarcasm. With it being serious is easier. Ask anyone who wears a mask, I am sure there is something there for all of them." She sighed and nodded.

"Thank you. I have tried for a few years now and couldn't fix what her father did to her." I nodded.

"Send her to me if needed, I know how she feels. I didn't even know my dad till I was twelve, and even then I was asked to do everything for him and his siblings. I can't even tell you how often I was told they want to kill me. Not fun doing things to please someone only to be told they should kill you." I felt a hand on my shoulders.

"The village hidden in the leaves is not like that." I turned to her with my eyes glowing bases on the shine I saw on her face.

"I just saw proof it is. Actions speak louder than words. That girl felt abandoned. The mask lets her be a new person. Tell the mutt and bug-boy. If the mask is on she is now lion. If it cancels her feeling of pointlessness, I will buy her a complete fucking lilac colored lion suit. Do you know where Anko lives?" She gulped and nodded. I sighed and calmed down as my eyes stopped glowing.

"If that girl needs anything, as long as I am alive, send her to me." I jumped away running for home. Naruto better treat that girl right, was the last thought going through my head.

Time SKip

"You know you have to start your exam today." I said to a groaning Anko next to me as I woke up.

"Not till after Abiki, I have some time." I laughed as I tried and failed to wiggle out from under her.

"If you want me to make you breakfast, than you do have to at least let me leave the bed, Sexy." I finished with a kiss to her head and a squeeze of her ass. She sighed in ecstasy before she relented.

"Better be good." She said before letting go and taking over my pillow as I chuckled. I got up to make her some omelets and bacon.

Time Skip

I was walking around town trying to find out what to do for the next few days while Anko lead the exams in the forest of death.

"Percy Poseidon." I heard behind me as I turned slightly.

"You have been summoned by the head of the Hyuga clan." I scoffed and turned to face the pale eyed man.

"It may only have one member so far but I am head of the Poseidon clan. Why should I cater to him?" The veins on the edge of his eyes popped signaling him activating his eyes. I chuckled.

"Being summoned instead of requested. He is no better than I am. He needs to treat me with respect." I put out a small sensing area and walked away. Within a second I felt him lunge at my neck. I spun around and grabbed his wrist. Putting my offhand forearm to his neck a blade of ice formed drawing just a bit of blood.

"Listen here pale eyes. If your leader wants a meeting he talks to me himself or the Hokage. Then the meeting will be on neutral ground since I now do not trust the way your clan does business." He narrowed his eyes in anger before an Anbu appeared suddenly next to us.

"You will both follow me to the Hokage's office immediately. This is unbecoming of ninja of the leaf." I took a breath and backed up ice forming around my body like armor as people watched with wide eyes.

"Lets go. I don't want to get attacked from behind again." The masked ninja nodded before looking to the pissed off Hyuga. Finally the man nodded and we all went to the tower over the rooftops. Barging in the window the Anbu stopped at the Hokage's side as I went to the front of the desk. Deciding to show my power I made an ice chair from my armor smiling at the gulp the Hyuga did. The Hokage sighed and puffed his pipe.

"Percy, what happened?" I took a breath.

"I was walking the streets wondering what to do when this Hyuga called my name. he then announced I was summoned by the head of the clan. I said that do to me being head of the Poseidon clan he should ask for me directly or talk to you for a meeting. I do after all want respect. I wouldn't have minded being asked to come, but I refuse to be summoned by anyone but you. When I turned to walk away he lunged for my neck with an active Byakugon. I retaliated ready to end his life until the Anbu saved him." He sighed before looking to the Hyuga.

"What happened?" The man frowned.

"He wanted to kill me after disrespecting my clan head." He hit the desk hard.

"He has admitted to wanting to kill you after you tried to attack him. I wanted a detailed account not an accusation! I will be meeting the head of clans Poseidon, and Hyuga in this office tomorrow at noon! You will be here and be silent! This is your second warning for attacking allies, there will not be a third! Now leave and tell Hiashi!" The man growled and jumped out the window. The next few minutes were simply the Hokage puffing on his pipe.

"Percy, you are quickly gaining a reputation in the village of being extremely powerful. I believe that this meeting is going to be about you buying Hinata the mask. Hyuga are supposed to be very proud of their clan and only wear a mask if in the Anbu or if required for a mission." I laughed and stood.

"Her father has mentally scarred her to the point wear she is terrified of disappointing people. The mask allows her to not care about what people see. After giving it to her she almost knocked me out in a friendly spar." His eyes went wide.

"I don't care about tradition. The child is what is important. Would you rather have a ninja scared of her own shadow or confident in her abilities behind a mask. If I have a son or daughter I don't care what they want to feel confident. As long as their health is not effected they have my permission to do so." He smiled and took out a scroll.

"I understand and am very happy about her being so powerful. This scroll I was looking for a good time to tell you. The incident the other month. You will be a father." I dropped back into my ice chair.

"Two sets of twins and a single birth. Your clan is beginning sooner than you thought it would." I nodded and took a breath.

"I need four houses together so I can begin to make a district." The Hokage laughed while I glared.

"I fail to see how this is funny. These are unwanted pregnancies, and I have to ensure the kids don't resent me for not marrying their mothers. How the fuck am I supposed to manage that?" He smiled more broadly.

"When a new clan reaches five members and have a Kekkei Genkai we allow them to purchase an old training ground. This allows them to build what they need to enhance the powers in the children." I sighed and nodded.

"Do you know if I can afford it with the bounties I turned in?" He chuckled.

"Easily." I nodded and took a breath.

"Any chance there is a pond or lake in one of the grounds." He nodded.

"When I got the confirmation I sent a scout to check for the one with the biggest water feature. I will have the bill for you tomorrow." I nodded and took the scroll with a sigh.

"Do we know who issued the mission yet?" He shook his head.

"Not yet." I nodded.

"If someone shows up in my compound and brags about it, I will kill them." He took a puff.

"Capture them instead. I want to know the truth behind the Uchiha incident." I growled but nodded.

"Very well Lord Hokage, I will try." He sighed and nodded. Suddenly one of the assistance from the exams burst in through the window.

"Hokage, we believe Orochimaru has infiltrated the exams. Anko has went to engage him." I frowned. The Hokage stood quickly.

"Percy, find her!" I burst out the window with only one thought going through my head. I need to save my girlfriend.

I jumped the fence cursing myself for not having my sword on me today. Usually I would have worn my back up, however Naruto had that one. Sending out my sensors I locked onto the person I knew so well and ran as fast as I could. As I got closer I heard him tormenting her.

"All you would need to do is activate our connection once again and you could fight…" I stopped him mid sentence with a kunai, in his heart, from the back. Pushing him off the branch I bent down to comfort Anko whose eyes went wide at seeing me.

"Percy, I can't move. My mark." I nodded.

"Yeah the one you never answered me about what it was." She nodded tears in her eyes.

"How… touching…" I heard from the forest floor as he stood shakily from where he fell. His jaw then opened wide and another person fell out as the old shell turned to dirt. He was completely healed however I noticed his glaring face and sensed a drop in chakra.

"Two options, shadow, help your love or follow me." He then took on more of a snake like appearance and dove into the ground burrowing away. I jumped down from my height channeling as much earth shaker into my fist as I could hitting the ground releasing it. As a result the ground in a hundred yard radius was terraformed. jumping up to my girl I picked her up bridal style.

"Is he?" She asked as I shook my head.

"No, although I guarantee that fucks up his day." She nodded with a giggle.

"I love you Percy." I smiled, this was the first time she ever said that.

"Love you to sexy, now lets get you taken care of." I jumped through the woods to where I figured the Hokage would be.

After dropping her off I went home to get my sword and came back. I listened from the corner and learned about how the mark was a forbidden jutsu and she is unable to use most of her power because of it.

"He is going after Sasuke, isn't he?" The Hokage asked as I frowned. I went next to Anko.

"Someone go get me a squirrel. I have an idea. It needs to be alive." The Hokage and Anko looked at me before the Hokage nodded to a different chunin.

"What do you plan to do?" I took a deep breath.

"During one of my missions I took out a bandit that had a bunch of scrolls, do you remember?" He nodded.

"Yes, they were all ranked as non forbidden so you gained all of them." I nodded.

"There was a water technique where you transferred energy, an earth technique were you pulled a seal off of paper and put it on an object, and finally another water technique were you manipulate blood to ensure any seals on a body are not able to be used. It is weak however with my talents I assure you I could be very dangerous with it. Anko, would you rather a scar, or the mark?" Her eyes went wide.

"Would you still find me beautiful?" She asked quietly. I laughed.

"Your beauty is much more than skin deep." She smiled and nodded.

"Make my body mine again." I nodded as the ninja appeared with a squirming rabbit.

"Will this work?" I nodded and looked to the Hokage.

"Poseidon clan secret. Think you can make sure these two keep a lid on it?" He nodded.

"They will answer to me if they do not." I looked to Anko and my eyes glowed.

"This is going to hurt." I said before I flew through handsigns to ensure I didn't mess up.

It was thirty minutes and my hand bleeding terribly from using my blood for extra power later when I staggered back. I had managed to take control of the curse mark and rip it off her shoulder before I placed in on the rabbit that immediately passed out and died. As I watched my blood drip out on the ground I shook my head and pulled a bottle of water out. Dumping it on my hand I saw the Hokage inspecting an unconscious Anko before walking to the dead rabbit. He sighed and shook his head.

"Amazing. You two! Not a word of this is to be spoken unless you want your lives to end. Now some ensure this rabbit is in too many pieces to come back to life and burn them. NOW!" He said as the two men jumped to their feet and did as ordered. He then walked over to me and pulled my hand up to inspect only to see the last bit stitch itself back together. He shook his head.

"You need to create a book for your clan showing the techniques you come up with and your ideas. You don't want to be a stud, but I don't want the village to lose your talent." I laughed as I panted on the ground.

"If it is for my clan I will write it in Ancient Greek." He nodded with a smile.

"I will be bringing her to the hospital now, you are in charge of the exams now." I rolled my eyes.

"Your taking the fun out of it." He smiled.

"Try the paperwork I have to do." I gave him a look.

"Why not try shadow clones?" He sighed.

"They don't want to do it either, they pop away." I shrugged.

"If you do it with them, they might not. You tried to put it all on them didn't you." He blushed and I laughed.

"When I train the genin there is a reason I stay there and help where I can. Clones can think for themselves." He sighed.

"I might try that." He turned and grabbed Anko before he disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

"Proctor we… Where is proctor Anko?" I stood and looked at the TV.

"She is recovering, due to that the Hokage has put me in charge." He nodded.

"Very well sir, we need you down here now." I sighed. this is why I was happy to be bored this morning.

Time Skip

It was the final day and Anko had woken up yesterday, and was still in the hospital undergoing tests. The head of the Hyuga clan had been upset about the meeting, however the Hokage had explained that the village needed to ensure the chunin exams first. Currently I was standing beside the Hokage while he did a speech meant to mess with everyone's minds. Suddenly I sensed a burst of directional chakra from behind me at Sasuke before he grabbed his neck and I spotted the curse mark he now bore. Growling I turned to the Jonin of the sound and glared flaring my chakra as he smirked. I slowly removed the sword from my back, glad I brought it, and spoke.

"So, that is why the sound sprang up from nowhere. You were so desperate to be Hokage you started your own village." He began to laugh before his features morphed into the Orochimaru I fought in the woods. I glared as the Hokage began to give orders.

"No tricks this time. The battle only ends when one of us is dead." He cackled and jumped at me drawing a sword from nowhere. I blocked that and spun with a kunai to get a body shot as his sword was blocked by mine. My shock came as his sword shrunk to six inches in an instant to block the kunai. He cackled.

"You may be powerful, but to me you are an ant." I laughed as I was close enough and began to take control of his blood.

"With enough determination even an ant can kill a shinobi." I said before dropping the kunai and sword to focus on my technique. His face morphed into one of pain. I began to pull as hard as I could. He dropped to his knees as his blood drained from his eyes and mouth. Speaking in ancient Greek I spoke.

"Thanos, god of death, please take this ninja as a sacrifice." Behind me I felt a presence before everyone gasped and backed up. Hovering next to me was the embodiment of death.

"So this is where you ended up. Well one of you anyway." He said before chuckling. I gritted my teeth as the ninja before me tried to fight back.

"He is not yet dead, why do you call me for a sacrifice?"

"I watched as he regurgitated himself to heal. I ask to make a bargain with you. I have control of his blood, I want you to kill him and I will give you something in return." He nodded.

"I can sense he is on his 28th life. Very well, I will kill him for you. However I require your life as well." I took a deep breath.

"Very well, as long as my children are sure to gain my powers and read my journals." I said remembering the journals I wrote while I awaited the last day of the exam. He nodded as a scythe appeared in his hand and the ninja cowered. With one swipe he removed the man's head and the body crumbled to dust. I dropped to my knees and turned to the wide eyed Hokage on the other side of a barrier as I smiled.

"Tell Anko, she has been avenged, and I love her." I said before I felt the scythe for only a second before I knew no more.

3rd POV

As the ninja's body fell from the scythe he appeared as nothing happened. The winged god of death faded from view and the sound four that had jumped when the battle started and made a barrier as they were told were wide eyed. With the loss of the creator all curse marks faded and those who had them dropped to their knees. As the barrier faded four attacks from the Jonin with Genin in the area ended the lives instantly while the Hokage walked up to the body and closed the blank eyes. Most of the genin who were now against the back of the arena stood their wide eyed in shock as the man pulled the blood out of his enemy before summoning the demon who ended both their lives. Those who he had assisted in training were crying.

"Kakashi, Asuma, ensure his body gets to the morgue unmolested. Guy all genin are to go to their own rooms until tomorrow. Gecko wanted a preliminary. Kurenai, I believe you would be the best one to tell Anko." The woman had tears in her eyes, but nodded none the less. Turning to the genin the Hokage spoke.

"You all owe your lives to this man. The last time Orochimaru entered a village, he only left a single boy alive, telling him to say who killed the village." The sound ninja with his arms in a sling growled before taking his arms out.

"You just killed our leader then expect us to sit there and take it!" He yelled before leveling his arms at the Hokage. A purple lion mask appeared in front of him and within a second he got hit 14 times dropping him to the floor. The lion turned to the other two as an orange clad ninja with tears in his eyes drew a sword off his hip, red chakra flaring around him as his eyes turned red with slits.

"Make your choices now. Touch Hinata and I will remove your heads." The two looked at each other before kneeling and putting their hands behind their head. Neji appeared behind them and bound them with ninja wire. He nodded to Hinata.

"Lioness, you I think I might be able to respect." He said thinking about the yelling in the clan when she arrived with the mask. He agreed with the masked girl, tradition is not always the best and some practices need to change. That he could respect. The lioness nodded to him and turned to the shocked Hokage who simply smiled.

"Iruka, take the sound to their room and send in Abiki." He nodded as he appeared behind them instantly.

The hospital

Anko was sighing in boredom. She had wanted to watch the kiddoes do the preliminaries. She felt amazing and better than she had in a while. The only bad news she got while she was here was when she was told she was pregnant. As this crossed her mind she smirked. Percy would do anything she asked once she told him. Honestly the only time he was mean was in bed and that was where she enjoyed it. When Kurenai came in she smiled.

"That was fast, Gecko make it a free for all or something?" She asked with a laugh before a fresh batch of tears appeared on the red eyed woman's face.

"Orochimaru appeared at the exam." Anko's eyes went wide as she ripped the sensors off of her.

"How much damage did he do, how can I?" her friends hand on her shoulder stopped the woman.

"Percy, engaged before four hidden ninja appeared and made a barrier separating them. Orochimaru is dead." Anko smiled.

"Really? That is amazing, why are you crying we should…" It was then it clicked in her mind.

"What happened?" She asked quietly as tears prickled her eyes now.

"He took control of his blood before summoning a demon and talking. The demon killed Orochimaru before Percy had a few seconds to speak. He said 'tell Anko she has been avenged, and I lover her' then the demon took his life." Anko dropped to her knees as she sobbed. Her friend held her tightly.

"Kurenai, I am pregnant. What am I supposed to do now?" The two simply hugged each other tightly"

"Good, that makes four pregnancies of the lineage. I was worried the mutts couldn't manage the pregnancies." Was heard from the doorway. Anko gasped.

"Danzo! It was you who made the Inuzuka drug him!" He laughed.

"Of course." Instantly a hand with lightning burst through the man's chest before his arm was removed by a kunai. When the women stood wide eyed Kakashi simply took his hand back and picked up the arm pulling off the sleeve. Revealing the multiple eyes all over the arm shocked the girls before they jumped once again as Danzo coughed and they saw the slowly healing wound to his chest.

"The Uchiha had a forbidden technique. You can sacrifice a Sharingon and go blind in the eye to heal and escape death." Here he looked to them with his activated.

"I guess he thought he would be immortal if he took the eyes from the dead. The Hokage will want to know if that is why he ordered their destruction." His eye spun as he looked at Anko.

"Congratulations, I owe the father more than you could imagine for the mission and for helping to train my genin. Should you need anything, ask and it's yours." He then picked up the body and disappeared in a swirl of leaves. Anko took a deep breath.

"Will his name go on the memorial?" Kurenai sighed.

"He was KIA, I think so yes." She nodded.

"I need to talk to Gecko, the baby will need to learn swordsmanship. His father's sword will be used." The woman walked away slowly putting up a façade of confidence. Percy may not be around anymore, but she would ensure her lover's memory would be remembered.