What the hell was that. Okay, okay, just, stop. Breath. Then, rationally think through this shit. Alright, lets start with the beginning.
So, just a regular day, lounging around. Nothing big. Spongebob was on, everything was fine.
Then, the heat started.
It was nothing major at firt, just a bit toasty. The kind of heat you start feeling when you wrap up in a blanket. And it was like that for a while.
Then, I tried to get up. And at that point, it felt like a inferno. I had fell over, it was so bad. Like, I tried to hole up in the fridge. That got me some relief.
And then, for a while I was good again. After that, it felt fine again, so I tried to leave. And then, the nightmare began for real.
At first, it was just a itch. I didn't realize what it meant until much later. So, I started scratching at the itch, thinking it was just an itch. And when I took a look at my hand, I almost threw up at what I saw.
Because I was then years old that I realized that melting is a itchy feeling. Because I saw skin, hair, and fucking blood on my hand. It was then I realized I was fucked. So, I started panicking.
Then, the tv warning started playing. A nuke had been launched. I could feel my body being reduced to a pile of godless sludge. And I felt all the pain of it. The. Whole. Time.
Now, surely that all COUDLN'T have happened. We were through all that shit. Last I remembered, all nukes had been safely dismantled. As such, this must have just been my mind exaggerating the pain, cause I can TOTALLY see that being the pain of a nuke.
...so, what does this mean? Well. maybe I was sent here because I was... Burned alive. God. that is a depressing thought, but an entirely possible one at that. For fucks sake, I really did die... God, this is sobering. At least when we headed to the rooms I could focus on moving to the room. Now... I have nothing to do, thus, forcing myself into introspection. God. I need a computer so I can download some fucking emulators, commit piracy by technicality, and have some brainless fun for once since coming here. When was the last time I even held a device?!
I feel rather offended.
System, no offense, but you cannot run pokemon platinum. You are infinitely inferior to DesMume.
...Upon research, I can agree.
Wait, could you search up how much lien a computer is?!
...A proper computer capable of running the amount of emulators you would need is around 2000 Lien.
...Shit. Panem or Circensum?
Gonna wanna get to those jobs soon.
You know, I don't think I realized how good for my sanity having you is.