God, this felt like highschool all over again. I thought it was a college I was all but emotionally strong armed into applying to. Yet here I am, seeing the multiple different tears in the fabric of space-time Kira Yoshikage had torn in a futile attempt to escape the JoJos. Wait, if I level up my Dimensions domain, shouldn't I theoretically be able to replicate The Holy Third Bomb? Wait, if I power-level creation, can't I get access to Dust creation soon? Couldn't I make my own relics? My own entire race of subjects!?

To answer your questions in chronological order, in 2 months if you devoted all your time to gently folding the 3 main dimensions' heads into their asses, only if you count 20 hours as soon, yes, and yes.

Man, postulation over my potential is SUCH a better use of this time! Best part about it is that I have a built-in cheat system AND auto-pilot speech! I don't even need to think about responding to the teachers to get the right answers! This is the best of both worlds, and I needed it in my past life.

WAIT. YOU COULD SUMMON EXODIA IRL WITH CREATION IN THE FUTURE.

...I get to otk fucks in the future? Oh hell yis.

And there is the bell. Last class of the day is...

"I still have no clue how you can read this. If I didn't only barely recognize some letters, I would think you would be writing in a whole new language."

...pe. Wow, I never thought it would be the wholesome bean to be the first one to slap me in the face with my handwriting/

"Wow. rude."

"It's true though! Just ask our team!"

Oh, god, the trauma, it's coming back- how did I get stuck with Raven- why did Ozfuck let the chickenshits be split up-

"You mean that dysfunctional, godless machine that only stays even remotely operational due to copious amounts of duct tape and glue?"

"Come on! We aren't that bad!"

Just keep it together man. Just gotta stick through shit. Goodieswitch, being the one who is just sick of everyone's shit and just wants a day of relative peace is the most relatable one, no need to antagonize her. Just beat the fuckwit out of whoever I get thrown at.

Oh yeah, also, I started dipping my fingies into fencing. Given how my entire "semblance" operates on blood-metal spears, having a vine for personal use seems rather prudent. Plus, I get to do the stabby-stab from far away AND get to bash the weapons out of their hands. Both offensive AND defensive plays!

So then, whose head shall I be gently folding into their own ass? Because, let's be real, Murphy wouldn't give me the chance to r-

"First up, Willow Schnee and Raven Branwen."

Oh, wow. That, uh, huh. Thank you True High King Murphy, very cool. Speaking of forces of nature, I really should see how to fit in the 4 Artifices of the apocalypse into my lore; Famine's Scale, Death's Scythe, War's Sword, & Conquest's Crown. Now, obviously, these artifacts cannot be in the hands of anyone even ever-so-slightly power-hungry, which is why I shall only be divvying them and other such Artifacts amongst my most devout of follo-

"GO, RAVEN! YOU CAN DO IT!"

...did- did I- did I just contract diabetes just from listening to Summer cheer? How? Why only now? I lived with her for more than 9/10's of my life here. Why only just no-ow.

"Come on, Allen, she's your partner! Why aren't you rooting for her?!"

"Because it's her."

Holy shit that's a lot of points all of a sudden, was the fact I was stupid enough to insult Raven that fucking phenomenal?! God, at this point, I can't tell who is more whipped.

And yes, I DO know that I am whipped, essentially. It is my god-given duty to keep a frown off of Summer's face, so what?

"Raven Branwen is the victor."

As expected, the Vulture won and not a lot of applause was heard. I wonder who is n-

"Next, Allen Whittington and Azure Jade."

Pfft. Wow. That was convenient.

And I Only just now realized I never really got to see her weapon. Oh well, should be real fucking funny to prove to everyone just why I am the Vulture's superior.

(AN: the rest of this week is gonna be me updating the past chapters so that the text is all color coded because my god that would help out so much and be SOOOOOO fitting in rwby fics.)