Muggle hunters on the prowl

Muggle anglers on the lake

So much game to choose from


The Ministry might very well catch us

But these trophies are SO worth it

All we gotta do is take one down...


We start out near the lake

As we're done skinny-dippin'

Waiting for the anglers to come fishin' in the dark...


They sure take a long time

But that's one of the beauties of

Taking a boy with you, on the hunt

With luck, those muggles DON'T know how to swim...


Hiding in the bush

Waiting for muggles to come along

The inferior race

Not worth much more than quail

Soon, we'll do it

We'll bag a lot of trophies

Lots of booty to collect tonight,

On this night of Muggle-Poachin'!