Muggle hunters on the prowl
Muggle anglers on the lake
So much game to choose from
The Ministry might very well catch us
But these trophies are SO worth it
All we gotta do is take one down...
We start out near the lake
As we're done skinny-dippin'
Waiting for the anglers to come fishin' in the dark...
They sure take a long time
But that's one of the beauties of
Taking a boy with you, on the hunt
With luck, those muggles DON'T know how to swim...
Hiding in the bush
Waiting for muggles to come along
The inferior race
Not worth much more than quail
Soon, we'll do it
We'll bag a lot of trophies
Lots of booty to collect tonight,
On this night of Muggle-Poachin'!