Ch7

Wow! It's been a month since I updated! Sorry for the long wait. My computer is picky on when I can update...

"Seriously!? I can't believe she said that to you!" Tim ranted. He visited the evil lair hours after Letta spoke to Drakken and Shego. Letta slouched down on the couch, "Please, I've been through this three times already. Can we just stop and focus on the fact that we'll be going to college in a few weeks?" she proposed. "No way Letgo, this is serious!" Tim replied, "Old lady Thea is so going down for this!,"

Letta got up and hugged her boyfriend, "I love you and think your badass mode is sexy, but let it go already. The groanparents had already apologised and mom stopped burning their mansion, done deal. We got a group date with the gang and lovers now c'mon and follow Letgo,". She tugged on his shirt and led him out of the lair off to Bueno Nacho.

...

Kim was inside the bathroom of her apartment brushing her teeth. Ron sat in the front room watching some cartoon with Rufus. The boys laughed stupidly seeing a cartoon character get hit by an anvil. "Kim, hurry up! You're missing the best part," Ron whined. Kim rolled her eyes, "Ron, don't you think you're a little too old for silly cartoons? I mean come on we-".

Ron looked up, "Kim? Uh you okay? Kim?" "Kim?" Rufus squeaked. A moment passed then they heard vomiting. Ron and Rufus cringed, "Um, I guess the pasta didn't agree with you?" Ron said. She coughed a little before replying, "Uh, I didn't eat the pasta Ron. I ate the-" she started puking again. He ran into the bathroom and held Kim's hair. "Um you know K.P," he piped up, "You have been kind of moody lately and well, this is the fifth time you've heaved and all,"

Ron thought for a moment then his eyes widened, "Kim, you don't think that you might be, you know,...pregnant?". Kim sat up and whipped her head to him, "That can't be, I'm on the pill and whenever we- you know- we use condoms. If I am then how?". They could hear Rufus chewing on something. Rufus had gotten into Kim's birth control and was nibbling on the pills. "Bud? Um how were you hiding that from us?"

Rufus laughed nervously. He pulled out a roll of hard candy, bit one into shape, and placed in where the pill he ate was. Kim and Ron looked at eachother. "Go in to be sure?" Ron suggested. "Oh definately," Kim agreed.

...

"Letgo, Timmy there you two are!," Carmen shouted waving frantically to them. She, Jim, Hyperion, Candice, Lilith, Jeremy, and Duncan were all waiting outside the theatre. "Yo, sorry we're late. Had to talk Tim out of leading a torch and pitchfork mob to Upperton. Anyway did you guys pick a movie to see?" Letta asked.

Everyone shook their heads, "We're deadlocked between 'Happy Hands' and 'Man of Silicone'," Jeremy told. Candice rolled her eyes, "Well I thought those movies were too much of a kid's movie and suggessted 'The Crawling Nonliving' but noooooo, it'll cause nightmares they said,". Lilith punched her arm playfully, "Thats because unlike four of us, we can't deal with horror like that. Besides if you got scared I'm not staying over at your house to make sure you're not killed... again,". Candice sputtered for a bit then huffed, "Fine! We'll watch stupid old Man of Silicone then,". "Candy Dandy, don't pout. You're not a little kid anymore," Duncan instructed.

As the group walked into the theatre, Candice spoke again, "Hey Lilly, did your mom ever find any good inspiration for that part she was writing?". "Nope," Lilith responded.

"Wait, your mom is writing what?" Tim asked. "A book of course. But its supposed to be a forbidden love novel. I don't get why, she's a cosmetic surgeon not a writer. And the part she's struggling with, well, involves a group of girls giving one another a hot oil massage. She had asked Candy and me to ask Lettie and Cammie if they'd like to help,". Everyone stopped and looked at Lilith, "Yeah, that right there is why I said no. Too wierd, right?" she continued.

"Yeah, but if they did help, I'd so buy the book," Tim mused, "Me too," his twin added. They continued the conversation well into the theatre room until the movie started.

...

"Well congratulations Miss Possible, you're expecting," the doctor said beaming. Kim and Ron sat quietly holding hands, "Now I advise to start prenatal care immediately, keep from lifting heavy objects, avoid alcohols, cigarettes, specific typre of teas, and of course saving the world missions," he continued. "Woah, now. K.P can't be out of comission like that," Ron said.

The doctor nodded , "I understand but for the sake of the child she must stop the superhero work. Isn't there anyone who can take over for the time being?"

...

"Feel better, Shego?" Drakken asked. He and Shego were just released out of holding after Shego went and destroyed a few more mansions. "I guess," she growled cracking her knuckles. They got their hover car from the impound lot and flew off back to Middleton.

"If anything you know your mother won't try anything like that again. It'll be months before the repairs to their home are done," he sneered. Shego grinned like a chesire cat, "Serves the bitch right; Mess with my kid and I'll gut your fuckin eyes out, hack up your body, burn it all, and bury you somewhere no one will find you," she commented.

Drakken shivered, " Oh I love it when you talk about mutilating your advasaries. Keep going,". She arched an eyebrow, "Getting a little kinky there are we?,". Drakken shrugged, "Don't blame me, it's been well over a month since we've really done anything. We could at least steal something before heading home,".

Shego sharply turned the direction of the hovercar, nearly throwing out Drakken in the process, and flew eastward.

...

"Understood Possible. We'll take care of things in your wake," a voice confirmed on the other end. "Thanks Director Betty. I so owe you one," Kim sighed. "Oh, Kim. While I still have you, I'm not sure if I offered this before or not but, would you like to work for Global Justice?" Director Betty asked.

Kim paused, "To work for GJ? Well It is an honor and all but I'm not sure if I'd be of much use and all,". Director Betty laughed, " Nonsense, of course you'd be. You're going to need the extra space as well and a high paying job doesn't hurt either. What do you say?"