Ch8

Breaking the 4th wall

Kim took her time calling her parents to tell them the news, Ron called his and even talked to his little sister (Who at this time is now capable of speech).

"Hey Hana, how've ya been?" he asked. A squeal was heard on the other end, " Ronnie! Hi Ronnie, I been doing good. I learned new ninja thingies, you gonna come home and see?" she cooed. Ron laughed ," Well duh squirt, hey I got something to tell you,".

"What is it?" Hana asked. Ron spoke in a hushed voice , "You're gonna be an auntie,". A loud squeal of delight boomed through the phone loud enough to make Ron drop it. He picked it up and heard little kid cheering. "Ron? What's going on? Hanna's bouncing off the walls, what'd you tell her?" his mother asked. "Well, mom I told her-" he was interrupted by a squeal then Hana shouting, "Auntie, auntie, me gonna be an auntie mama!"

Ron's mother gasped, "Ronnie, is that true? Are you gonna be a father?". "Ah, booyah mom," he replied. She started squealing and called for Ron's father. Kim had a long talk with her parents; they asked if she had a steady job lined up, a decent checking and savings account, if she needed anything, if she was taking proper care of herself, and who was the father.

"Ron's the dad, guys. Geez did you think I'd cheat on my boyfriend like that?" Kim asked. "Oh its not that we don't believe you, honey. We're just surprised that he had an army marching long enough todo the job," her dad commented. "Dad!" she screeched.

...

Drakken and Shego were arguing. "Please, we can do so much better than that! Where's the spark? Where's the sting? Where's that lust for breaking the law we used to have?" Drakken smirked. "Lost about a month ago when the author wouldn't get off her lazy ass and write," Shego barked back. "What author?" he shouted. "Never mind, we have to do more than petty thefts anyway. What in the hell haven't we tried to steal yet?" she asked

"Hmm how about the queen's jewels?" Drakken sugessted. Shego rolled her eyes, "If we were Waldo and Carmen Sandiego then maybe, but think Dr. D. We can't nesessarily sell them, those things are worth more than the amount of money the entire world currently has and even if we were to sell those jewels for that much, we'd be practically giving them away for only 27% of their worth. Think! You're supposed to be a genius,"

"Well sorry there wasn't a list of interesting things to steal online, so I'm just thinking of stuff off the top of my head," Drakken growled. He smacked his head, "We haven't done anything truly evil since the first fanfic," he whined, "Does that woman want us to look good to the fans?"

"Don't worry, Drakken. I got an Idea,"

...

Kim and Ron finally got off of their phones and looked at eachother. "Parenthood is so not gonna be easy," she commented. Ron patted her back in assurance, "Look at it this way; we got two bomb-digitty families to help us through and a cool mini villian who knows how to lay down the law with the munchkins".

"True," she sighed. Kim's face paled quickly. She covered her mouth and dashed to the bathroom and puked. Cringing, Ron looked to Rufus, "That however will take some getting used to,". Rufus nodded and covered his ears when Kim made a stomach flopping sound over the toilet.

...

Inside a apartment in Florida sat a particually bored young woman. She looked tiredly at her fanfiction account. "I really should update these two," she said to herself. She opened wordpad then closed it sighing. "Maybe tomorrow I will. I still have to finish my math homework and that story to write for my creative writings class *sigh* and the blanket I was crocheting, and the five stories I was writing, and the cleaning and.. ah screw it. I'll get to it when I can,"

She closed her laptop and got up off her bed to her desk where her homework was and began sovling martices for calculus and sovling vectors for trig. It was 9:00 at night. Just as she was finally finishing out a really hard problem, the lights went out.

"Great, just fuckin perfect," she groaned. Out of nowhere a green glow emitted just enough light to see. "Procrastinating again, author?" a female voice snickered. She turned to see Shego standing over her. "Let's get a few things straight," she growled, "You gotta stop being such a lard ass and get your shit done,".

"Indeed," another voice agreed. Drakken materialized into the light, "Also you should give credit to that CajunBear73 fellow. I do believe he is the only person who is still loyal to your writings despite your...shortcomings," he added. "Wait! How? Aren't you? THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!," she muttered closing her eyes.

"Well it is kiddo and we got a few things you better do in chapter nine," Shego threatened. "Wait! Y-you wouldn't hurt t-t-t-the woman responsible for giving you L-Letta, r-r-right?" she begged. They gave her the ultimate villian's smile. "Of course not," Drakken cooed, "We do love you and care for all that you've done for us, but you forgot one simple fact,"

"Th-That i-i-i-i-i-is?" she asked nervously. "We're villians dumbass," Shego finished. She let the glow from her hand dim to darkness and only a small frightened whimper was heard.