Hello, the fandom of South Park. It has been 10 months since I've updated this and so far I wrote this chapter the same day I published it. I felt that I could go more, but felt lazy... or just thought this was the perfect cliffhanger. There is no action in the chapter below. Just full of dialogue. Although the real action starts next chapter and I promise that it will be much longer. Least I will try to make it longer. Now.. lets begin.
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny walked down the hall after the bell just rung, signaling the end of 4th period. Since the party was close due, Kenny and Kyle decided to talk about the party that was coming up. Today being Thursday and everything, Stan had football practice to go to. This was after school though and he wouldn't have time for his two friends, meanwhile Kenny and Kyle were arguing about who was going to win the bet. The end of the week was almost over and Kyle still did not get laid. Not wanting to be outdone by Kenny, Kyle devised a plan to get laid on Sunday, the Halloween Party.
''Kenny, listen, I will win the bet. You might as well give it up.'' He told Kenny while putting things into his locker. Also trying to find the book he needed for World History.
Kenny smirked and laughed at Kyle, definitely knowing that Kyle was not the type to just have sex with everyone. That paranoid Jew always worried about contracting some kind of STD, ''If you say so Kyle, we will see on Sunday.'' Thus, that ended their discussion and Kenny walked on to class.
Kyle fumed staring at the back of Kenny as he left and turned towards his best friend, Stan. ''Hey Stan, do you honestly think I can get laid by Sunday?''
Stan pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. How many times would he have to go through this bullshit, again and again, ''Damn it, Kyle! I told you before and I agree with Kenny. You seemingly getting, laid, is almost as possible as C-.'' That is when Stan froze and looked away. ''Nevermind, I'll be late for class if I stand here.'' Stan locker shut with a loud bang and left Kyle to his own doings.
''Fuck! Not one person thinks I can get laid.'' Just like Stan, he shut his locker and moved on to class, fuming the whole way there.
After school ended, the guys parted ways and said their goodbyes. Stan waved a hand, ''Later guys. I'll see you after 5'' Immediately walking off soon after.
Both of his friends said their byes to Stan and decided to walk home, instead of catching the bus. ''You know, I don't think we had actually hung out in a long time. I mean, I know there is an upcoming party… but just the guys hanging out seems like a great idea.'' Kyle said to Kenny
Kenny tsk'ed, and shakes his head. ''Ya see Kyle. This is why you cannot get a girlfriend and people think you're gay. We are not children anymore and are on our way to become grown men. While hanging out with other guys is indeed, cool. You are describing it like a sleep over.''
''Well, is it my fault for wanting to bond with everyone? Think about it. One more year after this and we are officially done with high school. I do not know about you Kenny, but I am not staying in this town for all my life. It's ridiculous and we should share our time together before we all go our separates ways.'' Kyle responded
Kenny once again shook his head and pulled out his PSP. Thinking if they were going to talk at least, do something entertaining. ''An admirable speech, very well good and everything, but I think you are forgetting that we have social networks like Facebook and Twitter.''
Kyle flushed in embarrassment ''It's just not the same if we don't really see each other in person. Also not everyone has those things.''
Kenny halted his game that he was playing on his PSP and turned to Kyle. ''That is another reason why you're lame and cannot get a girlfriend. You like to study all the times and never seem to do anything entertaining. Remember when we were young and you hated the trouble that we got into? You never like doing anything exciting. Kyle, stop being such a downer and enjoy life.''
''Kenny, that is how people die young.'' Kyle pointed out towards him.
Kenny shrugged his shoulders and continued on walking, ''Oh well. We all die someday, don't we?'' Pulling out his PSP again and continuing the game he stopped.
''I see that 'YOLO' crap got to you and that doesn't mean you can die immediately by wasting your life away. Why die young, when you can die old?''
Kenny, laughing, retaliated to Kyle response ''YOLO has nothing to do with this and I don't think I need to worry about all of that. It's no biggie to me. I can take care of myself. Thanks for the concern, Kyle.''
Reaching Kyle house, Kenny told his friend bye and watched as he went into his house. After the doors closed, Kenny shook his head at Kyle naivety. ''He still won't win that bet.'' Before he could walk off, a speeding car came onto the sidewalk and crashed into Kenny body, instantly crushing him.
A new day starting Kenny yawned and popped his body back into place, after sleeping for so long, ''Damn that car. Need to watch where it's driving next time.'' Jumping out of bed, the almost-adult teen put on his regular clothes that he wore and left out the door, for another day of school. Kenny did not mind school, unlike others. Least he wasn't at home. His house, were always full of drunkenness and retardation.
The immortal stopped at Stan house and knocked on his door, hoping that he was already up. Hearing not one sound coming from the inside of the house, he began to pound harder and harder, usually waking the whole family up. Something Kenny took glee in and personally enjoyed it.
Hearing footsteps and the grumbling of a person voice, Kenny knew that woke Stan out of his bed. Stan came to the door, looking tired with bags under his eyes. Apparently not getting enough sleep ''Really Kenny, at this time of the hour?'' Stan glared while Kenny just chuckled, ''Not funny.''
Stan closed the door in Kenny face. Kenny knew what this meant. Seeing as how Stan was almost naked, he was getting dressed. To a normal person or one without common sense, they would wonder why a person was so rude.
Stan came back out with the school outfit they usually wore and punched Kenny in the arm, ''Fuck you. Damn prick.''
Kenny snickered. ''Let me think about that, later.''
Stan groaned at this. ''Whatever, you disgusting freak'' Stan closed the door after him and started walking their way to Kyle house.
''So, what got you in such a tired mood?'' Kenny asked his friend.
Stan gritted his teeth. ''Well fuck. Coach Ross is pushing us too hard and says that we can do better. Did you know that we lost 3 freaking games in the row? He's talking about how I am lacking the strength and that my throws are off. '' Stan use to play football in elementary, for the South Park Cows. Since getting into middle school, he declined and abandoned the sport for art. People would be really surprised how well Stan could draw. Not only that he also joined the track team and played soccer. Because of this, he lacked the strength to pitch the ball. Stan, being the quarterback for the South Park Titans did not like how the coach pressured him.
''Well, what do you expect? You're the quarterback and the coach expects you to be the head of the team. I've been to only one of your games and I agree. It's sad that you cannot pitch right. I suggest listening to him.''
''Not you, too! Argh it seems like everyone is against me.''
''Chill bro, I think that you are just frustrated and should try calming down. Getting upset over it won't help you very much. You know that?''
Stan nodded accepting the fact. ''Yeah, I guess. But I don't need people to tell me what to do.''
Stan came to Kyle porch and ringed the doorbell. Knowing him he was probably already up doing last night homework or reading.
Even in a quiet household like Kyle's, you could hear the fumbling and tumbling of someone, supposedly in a rush. Kyle quickly came to the door and snapped it open hearing a swoosh sound. ''Yeah, yeah I am already up. Let me just grab my things.''
Stan and Kenny waited patiently for Kyle to come back, in which he did 15 seconds later.
Arriving at school with 20 minutes to spare the guys went over to the table they usually sat at. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny greeted everyone at the table and sat down with their tray of food. ''It's Friday and the party is almost here…. whose excited?'' Kyle asked the group.
''W-why fellas, I know I am. Woohoo, the first Halloween Party I'm going to.''
Everyone at the table groaned at Butters excitement, Stan instead opting for pinching the bridge of his nose. ''God damn it Butters, quit being excited. This is everyone first Halloween Party and don't ruin it'' Stan said to Butters.
It wasn't like they wasn't popular or anything. Hell, they have all been to a party… safe for Butters. However, this was the first ever Halloween Party since they've entered high school.
''Anyway, what are you guys dressing up as?'' Clyde asked them as he broke a piece his pop tart and slid it in his mouth.
''That is a secret, Clyde. What's the point of spoiling?'' Kenny grinned and wiggled his eyebrows.
Craig remained silent and ate his food, ignoring the others around him. It was no point telling them, since he was not the type to dress up. Which is why, it would be a surprise.''
The excited Butters having an opportunity to tell people what he was going as, spoke up ''I'm dressing as Hello Kitty. It will be neat-o.''
Clyde regretted asking that question and smacked his forehead. Not one person liked Butters. You'd think that he would have changed. But no, still the same annoying child that he was back in elementary. ''No one cares, Butter.'' Clyde said between his chewing of the pop tart he popped in his mouth, earlier.
Butters saddened at this and looked down, ''O-oh. Sorry.''
Everyone rolled their eyes at how pathetic he was and decided to ignore him from now on. Clyde crossed eyes with Stan and stared at him. ''Well,''
''Just like Kenny, I think everyone would want to keep their costume a secret… except for Butters, of course.''
''Damn! Here I was, perhaps knowing what you guys would go as so I can show you up.'' Clyde is one of those cool and popular types of guy. Who hang around others and hot chicks, contrary to what many movies do he was not a bully. In fact, people who knew him would consider him a crybaby. Clyde changed a lot. Maybe back in South Park elementary he was a douche, but now. Still. He always had that cocky side of him.
''Meh, the sooner the party starts, the faster people will stop talking about it. Ugh, then again. Knowing the girls they will probably talk about how someone banged them. '' Stan replied, uninterestedly. Sure he was excited for the party, but people were making a big deal out of it and it annoyed the fuck out of him. From what he heard, the whole 11th grade students would be there. Probably, a couple of 12th graders would come along.
Clyde hummed as he heard Stan talked but understood everything he was saying. To some points, he would agree too. However, just like everyone else. He, too, was excited.
''You're right. The bell will ring in about 10 minutes. I think it's time for us to go.'' Clyde said as he finished his pop tart and tossed his milk on his tray, getting up.
The others followed Clyde example and got up, going towards the trash can finally throwing their trays away.
''See you guys on the day of the party'' Stan left without another word. Not sharing a 1st period with any of the guys.
The guys all dis-abandoned some going away together sharing the same class.
What they did not know was that Butters had secretly left the table without any notice.
''So, they think that they can treat me like trash?'' The unknown figure kicked and punched everything that he could get his hands on. Moving towards the light stood Butters. ''I'll show them. Fools! All of them shall know not to mess with me.'' Professor Chaos has once again, risen from the ashes.
The end of chapter 3. What does Butter or Professor Chaos have in plan for these young group of teens? The Halloween Party shall be in the next chapter along with quite interesting... twists and plots