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Thinking (+ flashbacks, "Naruto speaking to Kurama in her mindscape," etc.)

Emphasis

Bijuu, etc. speaking

Bijuu, etc. thinking

It wasn't until the mission briefing - which was EXTREMELY brief - that Naruto realized which mission this was. She didn't remember the main guy's name, but she definitely remembered little Ranmaru. And all the "funerals" that Kakashi mentioned.

That lightning guy was NUTS.

And how did that guy's swords wind up in the reanimated Seven Swordsmen of the Mist's hands in the Fourth War? – This was one of the many things that were still a puzzle to her, now that she remembered the horrible mission at all. Well, if she saw those swords, Naruto decided that she was NOT leaving without them.

She had joined up with Team Gai for that mission in her first life, but remembered so little of it, aside from repeatedly getting struck by lightning. Maybe it had fried her brain: that would make sense.

It was no wonder that she had hated lightning chakra over all other chakra types, and ironic that lightning is what her husband's natural affinity was.

They were nearly to the Land of Rivers, when Naru's eyes caught sight of something she hadn't seen in a LONG time: one of Jiraiya's contact's emergency signals. Jiraiya, naturally, saw it, too.

"Halt," he said, drawing closer to the second tree of three that was marked with a blue slash. The third tree's mark was very small, and Naruto knew that wasn't good. It was also lower to the ground. Jiraiya pushed chakra into the second tree, before moving to the first. "Fuck. We need to separate. Kakashi, I need backup."

Kakashi glared at him. "We need to get to Kurenai and her team."

"Granted, but," he began and grabbed Naruto by the shoulder and sunshinned her south and away from the rest of the team. "Are you familiar with this mission?'

"The one we're on: I think so. What your contact needs? No. I only figured out the very basics of the code you used with your contacts. You never explained what was going on when you'd run off - and the mission I think we've been assigned wasn't handled by Kurenei's team before. Then-Genin Team 9 and I handled it," Naruto explained quickly.

Jiraiya nodded, deep in thought and wondering why he didn't show the kid the essentials of the spy game before. He guessed he was trying to keep her safe; from what Naru had told him, she'd been an impulsive brat. She was still an impulsive brat! "So the Hyuuga kid was there, too?"

"Neji," she said, nodding. Neji was on their team, too, partnered with a dark-haired kunoichi Jonin who went by "Eel." Neji went by "Squid" which was hilarious.

"Wait: Neji?" Jiraiya asked. "I don't have time, but I do NOT want you taking the proverbial water bullet for him, kid. You do not owe him!" Naruto had told him that the Hizashi's brat had died in her arms, saving her.

"Bullshit," Naruto said before snorting at what he'd said: "water bullet." She clicked her tongue and waited for Jiraiya to make up his mind.

"You can handle the mission?" he finally asked.

"Considering that we're ANBU taking it on this time instead of Genin? I'd like to think so," Naruto said. Eel, Squid, Rat, and she should be able to handle everything, especially as Eel seemed to be water-natured. So was Sai, at least partially.

Paint-based weirdo. She was definitely not happy with him right now.

Rat - AKA Sai - had pseudo-complemented her breasts very early this morning before she was in her gear. He was lucky that Kakashi didn't hear him. She didn't know what his deal was lately!

"Hello, Naruto's breasts: you are looking beautiful and fat today."

She'd smacked him so hard he flew around in a circle.

Jiraiya nodded, his face grim. "Has that vampire fed on you yet?"

Naruto closed her eyes and bobbed her head, glad that she had her mask on. She and Kakashi had no idea how long he could go without her chakra, but he'd "munched" some of it just before dawn - he'd "munched" her, too, she thought like a damn pervert - so he should be fine.

"Just go along with what I say then." He sunshinned them back to the group and clapped his hands together.

"Inu and I will be splitting to take care of an emergency," Toad said, ignoring Inu's snarl. "Eel, you're in charge." He handed Eel the map and grabbed Kakashi's shoulder before sunshinning them East. "Alright, brat, you're going to need to keep us off the radar while I try to find my subordinate."

"Permission to speak?" Inu asked. He was going to speak anyway but figured it would feel good to go against orders since he wanted to punch Jiraiya right now.

"NO, but listen: the Akatsuki's been sighted and I may need to get my spy outta there."

"Who's your spy?" Inu asked as they began to jump through the trees.

"Uchiha Itachi."

"It's great to lead you this afternoon," Eel finally said as she ran across the border. Her team was very quiet - as an ANBU team should be. That just wouldn't do! "Kakashi and my sister had an affair. I thought they would get married."

Naruto looked at her temporary captain in disbelief. "Don't use the captain's name."

Sai briefly moved in front of her and tossed Eel a funny look - or at least he seemed to. It was hard to judge expressions while they all had masks on, and Naruto had yet to see Eel's real face.

"Well, Kakashi-kun was almost my brother-in-law," Eel "explained."

"ANBU protocol states that we only use our aliases when in uniform," Neji said helpfully.

"And don't speak of him so informally," Naruto added, trying to keep the venom out of her voice.

"So it's true?" Neji asked quietly a minute later. It took the blonde several seconds to realize that he was talking to her.

"It definitely is," Eel answered instead. "Rei-chan said that Kakashi's got a big dick."

"That's enough," her three subordinates said as one.

"Sorry! Gosh: I was just making conversation!"

Yeah, right, Naruto thought, not trusting this woman in any way already. Which was just great, considering that they were going up against a batshit-insane lightning user.

The closer they came to Kurenai's last known location, the more and more businesses had been abandoned. The ones that were still in operation were seedy and gross.

Naruto's nose was already trying to hide inside her face, she was sure of it, as they came closer to the decent little business where Kurenai supposedly was. Yes, indeed: the Curry of Life place. She jumped through a back window, ignoring her bitch leader who was going inside the shop. For a second, she thought of making a clone to fool Eel into eating that horrid curry Lee likes but decided to remain professional.

"Kurenai-sensei?"

"Konoha ANBU! Ah! Naruto-chan," Hinata breathed, limping out of a back room while holding her side. "Thank goodness! The gang we were up against was too much for us," she admitted, before beginning to fiddle with her fingers.

"Don't put it that way, Hinata," Kiba scolded as he came out of the bathroom.

"Kiba-kun," Hinata gasped.

"The guy's one of the Seven Swordsmen. As in, the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, Naruto. I'm their guard, by the way."

Oh shit: maybe I shoulda mentioned that to Jiraiya… She'd forgotten.

Naruto nodded at Kiba's information before having two clones sink down to go into Sage mode. Kurenai was out cold, really beat up, and had taken what looked like nasty, deep cuts to her upper arm and neck. "One of you did a nice job in stitching her up," she complimented.

"Eep! Thank you!"

"You're welcome," Naruto smiled: Hinata was so cute. "Oh, and call me Fox."

"You smell like a fox," Kiba said without meaning to be rude. He cocked his head at Neji and Hinata who were having an almost silent conversation.

"You smell like a dog," Naruto whispered just to be sassy, not that she minded it that much. She was glad that Kakashi's ninken didn't make him stink like real dogs, though. Or maybe Kiba just didn't bathe much: that was definitely possible. "Anyway, that's Squid and this is Rat." Sai waved in a weird way: like he was imitating some foreign queen. "Eel's our slimy leader. Where's Shino?"

"In the bedroom," Hinata said, gesturing toward the back and obviously upset. Neji moved to check on him and Naruto asked what had happened. "We had been on another mission and Shino got hurt!"

She went on to describe the beetle-hunting mission that Naruto had gone on with them a lifetime ago. Apparently, the Genin had been on their way back to Konoha and had run into some funeral escapists that were on their way to Konoha. Deciding to help, it wasn't until later that Kurenai learned that Shino had been hurt: when he couldn't properly fight.

One of Naruto's clones dispelled, and the original Naru opened bright yellow eyes. Her eyebrows raised into what felt like her hairline at what she saw so clearly. "Oh, Kurenai-sensei: you should NOT be out here."

"What's wrong?" Hinata and Kiba asked at the same time.

"Nothing! Nothing, nothing, nothing," Naruto sang, knowing that it wasn't her place to tell, but Kurenai was pregnant. It was WEIRD seeing a tiny little chakra presence down there! "You did a good job with her: I'm sure she'll wake up soon. Now let's visit Shino," she said, skipping off so that hopefully Kiba and Hinata would drop it.

As soon as she got into the bedroom, she realized that Neji was doing something to open Shino's tenketsu - or he was hurting him - one or the other. Shino, she supposed, was at least getting a good massage out of it. He groaned and quickly turned around, and Naru waved at him, glad to see that he was wearing a Chunin vest. His big coat was hanging on a coat rack. And a big beetle - almost like a super chibi version of the one in her mindscape - was beside them in a little plastic case. Beside it was another, similar case that had other little buggies in it.

"Is this the beetle?" Naruto asked, smiling into the case.

"Naruto-chan?" Shino asked groggily. "What did you do to me, Hyuuga?"

Naruto laughed while Neji made a little huffing sound. She figured he knew exactly who they all were thanks to his bugs. "Yeah, but call me Fox, okay? Neji here's Squid, which is such a weird name, and anyway, one of my Genin teammates is Rat. "You alright, Shino-kun? Your chakra is low."

"Exactly," Neji said, flinching back slightly when he looked at Naruto's eyes. "Is this why you wore sunglasses at the Chunin Exams?"

"Ah, yeah," Naruto drawled, a little taken aback that he'd remembered that. "Sage mode, ya know."

"Interesting," he said neutrally. He more closely examined the beetles before speaking again. "I was asking YOU the question earlier, Naruto-hime," he said, crossing his arms. "You married Hatake-san?"

"Yeah - and just -chan is fine, Neji-kun. Or, actually, just call me Naruto. Or Naru," she said, running her hand down her long braid and twisting it.

Shino cleared his throat, feeling a little bad for Neji and Hinata, who had both been crushing on the blonde since they were very little kids. "This is THE beetle, Fox: the famed bikōchū."

"Neato," Naruto said, unnecessarily (she hoped) reminding herself not to fart on it this time. Trying to put what had happened once upon a time out of her mind, she couldn't help but think of all the times she'd farted on things or people in her first life. Gosh: it was no wonder she never got a significant other back then! "So what happened, Shino?"

"We ran into an Iwa team on our last mission. I attempted to infiltrate the Kamizurus' hives while fighting. When I was hit, I hadn't realized that the Kamizurus' beetles would nest as they did."

"Sorry to have killed them," Neji said, surprising Naruto.

"I still have a few left that I deposited in the second box," he said, gesturing back to the beetles. "I will ask my clan to investigate them further."

"Good idea, Shino," Naruto said before making her way back to the main room. She felt her eye twitch and nostrils flare at seeing Eel put down several plates of that black curry of life. Now she had another reason not to like her.

"Leave us," Kurenai's quiet voice called out from the couch. Naruto looked over, surprised that she'd regained consciousness. She also realized that she was glaring at her. Once the room had pretty much cleared, she asked the blonde something in a very dangerous voice, her red eyes glowing in the low light. "You don't think I can fight?"

"What?! NO! I never said that!"

"I believe my Genin, Uzumaki-Hatake."

Naruto grimaced and looked at Eel, who seemed to be eating the tension up like Naruto hoped she'd eat that nasty curry. "Can you please go away?" she asked her team leader. Eel pranced back to the bedroom, shutting the door behind her, making the blonde shake her head in exasperation. She pulled up her mask and kneeled down next to Kurenai and spoke just above a whisper. "Forgive me, Kurenai-sensei, but I am in Sage mode, and - it's obvious to me that you're pregnant. I haven't told anyone."

Kurenai's mouth opened and closed several times.

"You didn't know," Naruto assumed from her expression. Kurenai shook her head. "Well, we're here now, and Shino's already on the mend."

"Thank goodness," Kurenai sighed, closing her eyes again. Her stomach growled and Naruto brought her a plate of the absolute crap Eel had brought upstairs.

In the bedroom, Sai was openly questioning Eel's loyalties, startling everyone.

"The black stuff will melt your tongue," Naruto warned the Jonin sensei before offering to feed her. When Kurenai realized she had a spoon, she took it with her non-dominant hand since her other arm was hurt.

Naruto would've given her chakra, hoping to heal her, but wasn't sure how that might affect a baby. She was also a little afraid of how the curry would affect the baby, considering that Kurenai started chowing down on it, somehow only asking for water after several large bites. Naruto bobbed her head, going to the kitchen and feeling sick to her own stomach, not understanding how anyone could eat that stuff with gusto.

After a brief rundown on the Kurosuke family and what was going on at the mine from Kurenai, the ANBU team took off to take down Raiga. Kiba had promised to find Karashi, the curry shop's owner's son in exchange for lodging (hiding his team, really,) which made things more difficult.

Naruto was also sure that Karashi was, temporarily at least, a dick and loyal to Raiga.

"Squid, what do you see?" Eel asked in a whisper.

Neji activated his dojutsu. "Over a hundred civilians, with some that are perhaps training their chakra: Academy level."

"24 proper ninjas," Naruto whispered, "all around Chunin level. The guy with Kage-level reserves is our man. He's got a kid on his back." Ranmaru actually had a lot of chakra, but she knew the kid was a kid, so it was as good a time as any to mention him.

"A hostage? I don't see the child," Neji admitted reluctantly, looking into Fox's mask at those odd toad eyes for a moment. Naruto's eyes were normally beyond beautiful. He wondered exactly what abilities a sage had. He'd only known of the sages Senju Hashirama and Jiraiya of the Sennin - and now, Naruto.

Hatake Naruto: he swallowed his bitterness that he'd not seen her in so many years and thus lost her. Had things been different, perhaps he would have had a chance with her.

"Boulders have been placed along the Northeast cliff to undoubtedly crush potential enemies," he continued.

"If you see a wind attack, let me handle it and get out of there," Naruto requested, hoping that she'd learn how they'd formed that black tornado that she now remembered her clones being hit by. She grinned behind her mask at Sai's little ink creatures moving through the canyon, which, even in the dark, stood out to her because of the chakra they emitted, then felt the air start to cool.

"Seems we've been spotted," Sai said quite reasonably. A mist began to cover the area. "This is the Hidden Mist Jutsu."

Naruto slowly initiated a Gale Palm, wishing that she'd made more clones so that she could've signaled a faraway one to do it for her to protect their position. But no! Eel had ordered her not to!

"I can't see through it," Neji remarked, startled by the fact.

"There's chakra lacing the air, but it's weird," Naruto said, agreeing with Neji. Her Gale Palm was barely working. She made some more clones despite earlier orders and ordered them to sunshin away and henge. They were all wearing her communication earring, and so was Sai. She had to get it approved before she gave them to anyone else, even Kakashi. "Kurama, is this a genjutsu?"

"No," the fox said, not even opening his eyes.

"I'll rescue the hostage," Eel said.

Naruto looked at Sai - because she really didn't trust this woman - but Sai only shrugged. "Eel is a medical ninja," he explained.

Naruto looked back toward the mist, trying to avoid how much bigger the "graveyard" was than in her first life. It made sense: Raiga's terror had been going on for years now. She felt like a dirty asshole, not having remembered this mission before; maybe she could've saved those people if she had. She and Shika had funneled information to his father about all kinds of missions they'd either taken or knew about. It was still weird how so many of them seemed to still be out there. – Or maybe they'd just never heard about what happened to some of their former clients…

"You'll fight the lightning user, Fox, while Squid and Rat provide backup."

"But I'm wind… Oh, wait: right. Lightning is weak to Wind." Naruto couldn't believe that she had gotten that mixed up earlier, thinking that Lightning was weak to Water. That could've been a mess. Not that it would probably matter, anyway: this Raiga guy was strong. "I may need your help, Kurama."

Kurama just hummed at her, at least proving that he was paying SOME attention.

"Mother! Use my chakra to seal him," Shukaku shouted, making her and Shukaku's siblings jump. Kurama yelled at him, of course. Feeling that Naruto was puzzled - not to mention that he'd scared her - Shukaku tried to relieve her fears. "When he's down, let me take care of it." Naruto slowly nodded back at him, deciding to give it a try.

What was the use of having all of this chakra if she couldn't do anything with it?

"You could use mine to create a genjutsu," Chomei offered. "Just concentrate on my chakra and blow it out of your mouth!"

Eel began to make her way toward the pointed out "hostage," Ranmaru. Naruto followed behind her, careful to keep her steps light, stay downwind as much as possible, and in the dark. It didn't seem to matter because, within a minute, Raiga used those damn swords of his to kick up a literal storm. There was already a lot of humidity in the air, so this really sucked.

Without using hand seals, Naruto focused on Chomei's chakra and blew out a mist of sparkly stuff, immediately falling into the genjutsu herself. Pretty!

"Dumbass! Genjutsu!"

"Oh!" Naruto came to with a start: she was the only one still hiding there. "Shit!" She ran forward, trailing Eel who had done something to make Raiga stand utterly still while she swiped the bag Ranmaru was in off his back. She prepared a wind jutsu and had just closed in on Raiga when he seemed to finally notice her. He moved FAST!

"Leaf shinobi! I knew it! No funeral for you," he shouted, grinning from ear to ear like a freak.

"Rude," Naruto whispered to herself. This demented fucker is totally insane! Adding wind chakra to her kunai, she sliced his forearm off as she'd meant to take his head, making him lose his temper even more.

"Lightning armor," he screamed - after screaming, understandably, for a while and avoiding losing another limb. The skies opened up, thunder and lightning crashing down all over the area. The damn sword he was using worked even without its twin.

"You ain't no Raikage, Raiga: give it up," she muttered to herself, more than him. Naruto noticed that the bleeding from his upper arm was stopping, although that seemed to be hurting him while he continued to dodge her. Flashing in front of her, Naru screamed when she got hit in the gut with lightning chakra, although it only threw her back and thankfully didn't go through her. Thank God she was still in Sage mode - but it was about to run out. She glanced around, sensing that Sai and Neji were dealing with the rest of the upper-level shinobi and knew she was on her own. It felt like her eyeballs were shaking in their sockets. He appeared in front of her again: he really was almost as fast as the Raikage, and Naruto pressed a Rasengan into his gut.

Or tried to. The Rasengan picked up the lightning chakra and it began condensing with it, in her hand. She pulled away, wincing, and shaking all over, and tried to move in for the kill. Raiga's hand - one seal: what was with these Mist shinobi? - went through a few seals which wound up throwing WATER at her! She whipped it back at him, but a bolt of lightning from the sky made all of her hair stand on end, then, and for a millisecond, she thought she was imagining the vision in front of her.

There stood Kakashi, somehow lazily brandishing the other Kiba sword over his head while looking absolutely murderous, lit up with lightning before he redirected it at Raiga.

He'd absorbed and diverted a fucking bolt of lightning!

It only took a few seconds for Raiga's body to burn to a crisp. His body was still on fire when he turned to look at her. "Are you alright?"

EVERYTHING was buzzing. She tried to nod and speak but had to lie back, not realizing that the seal on her back was lighting up and flickering. "Raijin."

Kakashi took a deep breath, chuckling a little. "God of Lightning: I think I like that." He turned toward where Jiraiya was. "You should've never been on your own with that guy," he said firmly.

"Where's Eel and the uh… hostage?" Naru asked, standing up and feeling really, really strange. And hot! And shaky! And…

Jiraiya hopped over after possibly doing nothing, checking on her. For some reason, her "grandfather" was really annoying her. Naruto tried to calm her breathing even as he and Kakashi whispered quietly to each other, finding herself growling at the other man.

"Kashi-kun," Naruto breathed as soon as Jiraiya walked away.

"I not only want to thank you but tell you that I had never seen anything more beautiful and magnificent in my life as you lit up, controlling that lightning like a fucking boss." Kakashi's visible eye went wide - and his mouth had obviously fallen open beneath his mask. Considering what else she had to say, it was a good thing that he quickly sunshinned her away from everyone else. "I want you to fuck me like one."

When Kakashi began to laugh, (in breathy little giggles: he was still feeling the effects of all that power running through him, too,) she jerked down his Jonin vest with one hand while pulling his mask down with the other, crashing her lips into his. She pulled back for only a heartbeat before going in again, all teeth and dominating before she hopped up and wrapped her legs around him rubbing harshly against his cock and moaning.

"N- Naruto," Kakashi managed to mumble, even more surprised. He hopped further away from the others with his obviously horny little wife still attached to him. He hissed when she harshly bit his neck then began giving that spot little kitten licks. Sucking on it softly, she let go with a pop before grinding her hips into him in a slow circular motion. The look on her face made him loudly groan. "Fuck, Naru: if you don't watch out, I'll fuck you right against that tree."

Naruto swallowed thickly and nodded her head. Eagerly. "Please. Oh GOD, yes!"

Kakashi let out a squeak, then wondered where that noise came from. It was embarrassing! He nodded his head in some degree of understanding (not?!) but pushed her away when she reached between them, down his pants. "Whoa: wait a sec." He made a clone and grabbed his wife who had moaned wantonly and dropped to her knees in front of it. "Hang on a second!"

"Please?"

Kakashi nodded and she jumped on him again. He ordered his clone to "get lost" and take his place with the team, making a decent excuse for them if he needed to. By the time he made it to the nearest inn he'd passed on his way back, he could hardly think straight and just broke into an empty room. The place had been closed for what looked like years anyway. Naruto moaned when he forced her down and away to the floor. She dragged her teeth down his neck and making him hiss. "You are in so much fucking trouble." She was already pulling off her vest and top!

"Lose the clothes," she ordered, licking her lips. When she used a kunai to rip off her bandages, nicking her skin, Naru dragged her thumb through the little wound, making a wonton sound and licking the blood off.

She wanted him. She wanted more of his chakra. She wanted nothing else!

Kakashi stood there, mesmerized as one of her hands moved between her legs while the other began playing with a very erect nipple before he snapped out of it. "Take your hands off what's mine."

Naru loved when he took that tone with her, and even though she was HURTING with need, she held her hands in the air, surrendering to him. "What would you have me do?" she asked quietly.

Neither of them was paying attention to the fact that the crest on her back was lighting up the dark room.

"Take off the rest of your clothes, then get on your knees," he said, then pulled his pants down before pulling off his vest.

Naruto stumbled out of her clothes and did as ordered, spellbound as her gorgeous husband stroked his erection at the same time. She knelt down and grabbed his thighs and flickered her tongue over the slit at the top of his cock as fast as she could.

Kakashi threw his head back and tossed off the mask she'd partially ripped when her hot mouth surrounded his tip. "Fuck, N-" He'd tried to get out her name, but found himself unable to speak as he looked into her beautiful blues while she began sucking him off again. He got angry when he saw her reach between her legs and pulled out of her mouth, tossing her on the bed. "On your knees right now!"

"Hai," she panted, doing exactly as ordered.

Kakashi let his pants slide further down to his shins. "This will teach you for being so fucking tight."

He thrust into her hard all at once, barely noticing that his seal on her back was lighting up. "S- so fucking wet for me." He pulled all the way out and did it again, enjoying the way she shrieked each time he repeated the action. "I'm not hurting you?" he reluctantly asked.

"Again!"

"You are so fucking bad," he exclaimed before repeatedly railing into her, faster and faster. The bed they'd "borrowed" moved with him. Naruto was clearly about to cum and he brought her to the brink only to pull out and smack her ass harshly. "Turn over."

"Don't go," she panted, almost ready to cry as she followed his directions. She'd been so close! But once again, Kakashi looked so exquisite and perfect as he pulled his shirt over his head - even with all of his scars from previously won battles - or maybe, especially because of them. His brows were drawn and his fantastic abs and chest were already misted with sweat. Seeing a fresh wound on his sternum, she moved up to kiss it. She looked up at his handsome face and felt her heart race further.

He was also buzzing with electricity and she wanted it!

"Did you take your temperature this morning?" Her expression told him all he needed to know. "I'll pull out. Eventually." She nodded before going after his nipple.

Gritting his teeth, he pushed her down on the bed, following her down and sucking harshly on her tits, forcing her knees apart. "Revenge is sweet, ne?" He grinned when he saw how crazy he was driving her and made his way south after paying its twin proper attention.

Taking a broad lick of her folds, he pulled one hand away from one of her nipples to get to her clit more. He was a little aggravated that Naru began pinching and rolling the nipple he'd just left in time with what his other hand was doing but absolutely had to bury his face inside of her. Eventually replacing his tongue by thrusting his fingers inside of her, he sucked her clit, rolling his tongue around it, groaning when she came on his face.

With all of the lightning chakra he was putting out, it was a wonder she lasted as long as she did. Swiftly moving forward, he thrust his cock back inside of her before she was finished riding out her orgasm.

That led to a second, which almost caused him to come undone. "But you need to be punished," he rumbled to himself before pulling her spasming legs over his shoulders. "Howl for me," he commanded and pushed all of his weight on her, moving all the way up on his toes, bracing his hands against the headboard.

Naruto followed orders, pushed to the craziest angle she could imagine. It's not like she could've done anything else. She felt like she'd split apart and yet he felt so good. "Too much," she eventually panted once she could speak. "Too sensitive!"

"I don't think so," Kakashi said as he began more slowly pumping into her, moving to hold himself up with one hand. She was still moving against him, so he knew she was alright. "Fuck - you are… such a vixen! … Love you," he got out while trying to hold himself back. Collapsing on her, he let one of her legs go and fucked her relentlessly, cumming when she cried out how much she loved him.

"Oh shit," Kakashi said without moving out of her. He winced and leaned up on both elbows, accepting the sweet - and relatively sane - kisses she was giving him now. "I forgot."

"Forgot what?" Naru asked breathily, kissing him again. She let his tongue dominate her, whining when he pulled out of her. "I don't like when you do that."

Kakashi hummed, hoping that he hadn't just gotten her pregnant but enjoying her little pout. "You want me to stay inside of you, 24/7, do you?"

"I do."

He chuckled and dragged her off to the bathroom, deciding whatever would be, would be. "You… are very crazy. Even more so with that… overdose of Lightning. I love you."

"I love you, too."

They cleaned up and an hour later, he DID remember to pull out and immediately knew he was fucked in a whole other way when Jiraiya viciously murdered his clone.