Granitwarf, Saria and Kyouhei followed Krom to Humilau, teleporting themselves to the gym, where the leader stood in his signature blue pants and no shirt. Marlon threw a Pokeball, sending out a Carracosta. The turtle glared across the field at the dwarf. Krom told Granitwarf to make sure that turtle doesn't leave this gym alive. The dwarf exploded across the field, the turtle using Shell Smash and Protect together. The Pokemon's shell decreased in size, allowing it to move twice as fast. Granitwarf threw his hammer, and Krom caught it. The dwarf swung his fist, the turtle's newly achieved speed allowing it to evolve. Krom growled, and Granitwarf used Dark Pulse. The turtle leapt into the air, responding to a call of Waterfall. The Pokemon cloaked itself in rapid waters, charging at the dwarf. It struck Granitwarf's heavily muscled chest, and he flexed his mighty pectoral muscles, throwing the turtle back.
The dwarf leapt in the air, his feet connecting with the face of the turtle, it's head leaving it's shoulders. The Pawniard appeared, dragging the corpse from the field. Marlon growled, sending out his Jellicent. Krom called for Dark Pulse, the octopus floating away. Krom grit his teeth, his hate for Marlon causing his grip on the hammer to tighten. Marlon called for Will-O-Wisp, the ring of blue flames flying towards the dwarf. Krom called for Flare Blitz, the dwarf rolling his had as flame cloaked him. The blue flames mixed with the bright orange ones, making a shinning white flame barrier that he used to slam into the water Pokemon, who called out. The scent of cooked octopus hit Krom's nostrils, and his mouth watered slightly. The Pawniard raced to grab the corpse. "Bring me a piece of that thing! And not a hairy part!" he called to his Pawniard, who he decided to call the Stealth Rangers. Kooky came over, handing Krom one of the Pokemon's tentacles.
Krom bit into the seafood, growling at Marlon as he did so. Marlon sent out a Golduck, and Granitwarf scoffed. He placed his hands at his side, cupped. He glew gold, and shot a Solarbeam from between his palms. The duck jumped over, the dwarf changing his trajectory to strike, but to no avail. Marlon called for Soak, and the duck spat very dark water, designed to turn the dwarf into a water type Pokemon. The dwarf used Flamethrower, burning the water and striking the now useless leg of the duck. Granitwarf used Thunder Punch, the duck, well, ducking. Granitwarf used Low Kick, kicking the duck into the air, where a close range Fire Blast scorched it's flesh. The Stealth Rangers grabbed the corpse, Kooky tearing a wing off for Krom, who happily feasted upon the flesh of his foe, just as he said.
Marlon growled, sending out a Samurott. Kooky looked over at the samurai otter, walking up. He patted the dwarf on the shoulder with the side of his blades, wanting this one. Krom pulled Granitwarf's Pokeball from his belt, returning the dwarf. He sent out Dj Swamp, who sat in a corner with his music setup. Marlon laughed. "So much for beating me with one Pokemon!" he called over. Krom saw the huge shadow of the Wailord closing in, hating the make up of the gym. No roof was good, but behind Marlon was also wide open. Krom growled, telling Kooky to finish his foe.
A great parry of blades rung out. Razor shell was blocked by Metal Claw, and Night Slash parried itself. The otter came down, and Kooky leapt up onto it's back. The Pokemon used X-scissor, ramming the blades into the throat of the otter, and groaning sadistically as he did so. He pulled the blades out, four sprays of blood erupting, before the head of the otter fell off. The Pawniard jumped back into the corner, but not before snarling darkly at Marlon. Music erupted from Dj Swamp; Rick Derringer's "Real Unovan" Krom chuckled, humming along to the lyrics.
He through the Pokeball containing Granitwarf out. The dwarf erupted wearing multiple feathered boas, and Krom laughed. He threw the boas off, reaching down to his chest, tearing off his bright yellow Pikachu leather shirt with a roar and throwing it at Marlon. The dwarf pranced around the field, flexing his massive muscles. He struck poses, the music seemingly flowing with his movements. He walked back to his original place, and the music stopped. The next thing he knew, a fifty foot long, fifteen hundred pound Wailord Body Slammed him, and he disappeared from sight.
Marlon exploded at the referee. "Call the fucking match! Call it!" he screamed. The ref stood still. "Why are you not fucking calling the match!? It was a one on five match! I won! Why aren't you calling the fucking match!?" he yelled. The ref furrowed his brow. "Now hold on. He's using a move. See the blue light? Once the light is gone, I'll count to three, and if nothing happens, you win Marlon." he said, and Krom frowned. The light disappeared, and Marlon cheered. The ref counted one, and Dj Swamp closed his eyes. He chuckled, starting the song from the beginning. The Wailord shook on two, the ref freezing. The whale slowly started to rise from the ground, the dwarf underneath it.
Marlon gaped. The dwarf had pressed the nearly one ton whale above his head. He was different. He was five feet tall, and even heavier in build. His bearded mustache was thicker, and his beard had two small braids on the edges, and silver rings all through it. His hair held two small braids on each side, and then one long braid near his ear. Other than that, his hair was wild and untamable. The dwarf walked around the gym holding the whale, everyone in stark shock. He pressed the whale multiple times, walking close to Marlon. He glared at the leader, then nodded. He began to shake his head vigorously before he launched the huge whale into the air.
His middle fingers came up, causing some of the audience to gasp at the dwarf's vulgarity. He then jumped into the air, grabbing the whale. He turned in midair, slamming the whale onto the ground. The body slam set off a shockwave that destroyed the gym. The bleachers exploded, and the walls crumbled. People flew about, the challenger and his friends behind Dj Swamp, who laughed. Once everyone recovered, minus the whale, the dwarf stomped around what used to be the crater, spewing obscenities in Pokemon.
"Let me hear you fucking water loving fuckface! Let me fucking you bitches!" he screamed, twirling his hand before cupping his ear. The Pawniard appeared, cheering. The dwarf stomped across the gym, repeating. He did sop on the north and south ends of the gym, giving a thumbs up. "We gonna end this botch ass whale!" he yelled, causing the Pawniard to laugh. The dwarf ran about the gym, vaulting himself into the air so high, he might not need a plane to defeat a Skarmory. When he came back into view, his entire left leg glew white, a fusion of Blaze Kick, and Giga Impact. When he hit, all was lost for Humilau City.
A shockwave rung out, so huge, it blew the town away. The Poke-Center crumbled, flying in pieces into the ocean, along with every home and structure in, on or around the city. Marlon stood still, but wasn't very lucky. His shoes tore from his feet, along with his pants. Then, his fake tan started to peel. Shinning bronze skin peeled away like a Seviper's Shed Skin on Sunday, revealing pale, pasty snow white skin. The blue hair dye he wore broke apart from his hair, revealing a head of matted ginger colored hair. Even his teeth couldn't handle the mighty dwarf's power, yellowing instantly. His contacts blew away, his eyes a foul olive green. The shock died out, and Krom exploded laughing at the sight of Marlon.
The dwarf leapt up, standing o the Wailord corpse, screaming as he pranced around the corpse. "Fuck yeah!" he yelled, singing to the music. "When it comes crashing down it destroys the town, dun dun dun dun Marlon's Wailord! That fuck-ing bitch ass Wailord!" he sung, cheering on his victory. Saria chuckled, using Psychic to take a badge from Marlon's pocket, the badge floating from his pants, which were in the water. She handed the badge to Krom, who laughed as he walked out.
Simba and Homika hit the floor, laughing hysterically. "Fucking priceless! Evolving like that!" Simba managed, his normal calm visage gone. He sprung to his feet, Homika grunting as she did the same. "I fucking love this shit!" he said. He laughed a Marlon. "Where's your mighty Wailord now you pasty cracker looking bitch! Oh wait, DEAD!" he yelled, laughing. Alder chuckled, as did Kurai. Simba took a deep breath. "Okay, new gym. How about an underwater town where Nimbasa used to be. Atlantis Town or some shit. Dark gym. Gives the deep sea badge. I've got a Crawdaunt Halfling who'll love it." he said, and Kurai nodded. Simba sighed, breaking out into another round of laughter.
Krom growled as he stepped out of the gym. The Three Musketeers glaring down of them. Terrakion's blood red horns and light colored body portrayed a more noble figure. Cobalion stepped forward, using his telepathy to speak. We sensed distress coming from this location. And yet, all we find are you three he said, his lyrical accent portraying his noble appearance. Kyouhei giggled, jumping onto Virizion's back. The doe like legendary froze. "I want his one! I'll call her Pinky!" he shouted. Said legendary was not amused. You fool! I am male! I am the mighty Virizion! Not this Pinky! He yelled psychically. "You are the Swords of Justice." Krom stated. Terrakion nodded. Da. Who else would we be? He said, his thick accent fitting his appearance. Saria nodded too. "And why are you here?" she asked. Virizion grunted as Kyouhei pet him. We are here to join in the battle against Arceus. Lord Zekrom has grown tied of us, and told us to draw our swords for Arceus or against him. We have chosen to fight the horse, as we are superior to horses. Virizion spoke, his lyrical accent increasing the sound of his nobility.
Terrakion froze. What by my horns is that thing!? He screamed, seeing Marlon charging them, still not wearing clothing. The bulldog like legendary shrunk back. By my mama's hot borsch, that is repulsive! He screamed. Even Cobalion shuddered. Oui. I must agree with you. He said. Krom frowned. Kyouhei leapt from Virizion's head, landing in front of Marlon. He grabbed Marlon's arms, swinging him around. Krom grabbed his ankles, and they pulled as hard they could, until they heard the tell tale snap of bone. Krom grunted, clenching his muscles as he pulled harder, tearing his legs from his body, and Kyouhei tugged his arms off. Saria used Psychic to throw the body into the water. "Being so vulgar while legendary Pokemon are in our presence! How childish!" she said, folding her arms.
The beast chuckled. Cobalion nodded. "I believe I speak for all of us when we say that we will join you. You may give us names as you please, but nothing derogatory. He said, and Krom laughed. Kyouhei had taken Virizion, and Saria walked up to Cobalion. "I'll call you, Bonaparte." she said, and Cobalion bowed, and she smiled, leaping onto the Pokemon's back. Krom laughed, jumping onto the back of Terrakion with Warriorf, the newly evolved dwarf laughing. "Alright! I'll call you Sherman! Let's head back to the village!" Krom called, and the legendary Swordsman burst toward Pinwheel Village.
Simba threw his leg up, and a three fingered hand slapped his leg away. He used Thunder, the foe floating away. He jumped and used Thunder Punch, the green Mewtwo using Protect. They both landed, the Mewtwo panting. "Not bad. You've gotten better." he said, and the cat smiled. Simba threw him a wooden staff, and grabbed his from against a tree. "Now let's see how you do with a staff." he said, and the cat charged.
The cat came down, the lion coming up to parry. He rolled his staff in his fingers, pelting the cat in his abdomen. The cat grunting as he jumped back. "Come on, you've got to do better than that. With an open mind, you should think every which way possible, not just sheer force." he said. The cat nodded. The cat charged, spinning and going for Simba's legs. Simba slammed his staff to the ground, blocking the cat's strike. He thrusted upward, shoving the cat back. He rolled the staff, jabbing the cat's chest and abdomen until the cat dropped the staff. He rested the staff on the Mewtwo's shoulder. "If these were blades, you'd be dead." he said, shrugging.
The cat's mind was extremely open. He sat in a small windowless hut with Ishron. A small cooking fire was lit, the only light in the room. Smoke floated through the air, both the cat and fox Halfling thinking thoughts they'd never think of. The thought of Kunoichi didn't bother Ishron, and the thought of existing no longer plagued the Mewtwo. He lifted the paper wrapped flesh to his lips, inhaling the taste of the Serperior. The snake Pokemon made a great tool for Spiritual Enlightenment. He didn't know why, but Simba said he had to smoke 'Jah Serperior Herb' to open his mind and make him focus more. If only he could stop seeing flying Pikachu with bottles of Ketchup.