Jiro here. Passed the 3k view mark Tuesday! So thankful for everyone's continued support. Please excuse spelling errors, as my spell check is infact four years old, and sucks shit.
Krom smiled as he returned to Pinwheel Village. His Pokemon all seemed to visibly relax, and he chuckled. Krom told everyone to go have fun, and he walked through the village, looking about the now much larger village. Maylene walked timidly behind, and he turned to her. "You can relax now. We're all Halflings here. Nothing to worry about." he said, smiling. She frowned, seeming to relax slightly. Krom met up with Simba, and his eyes traveled to the lithe Sinnoh leader. He smirked. "Did it really take Krom raiding Sinnoh for you to come out as a Halfling? As if it wasn't obvious enough." he said, turning to Krom. "How are you? You did just destroy al of those cities, and killed Palkia and Lugia to top it all off." he said. Krom laughed.
"I'm fine. I could go a day or so without the armor though." he chuckled, and Simba laughed. "No problem. Your cabin is still in the same place. Do what you want. Although, next time you go on a raid, kill some Pokemon for food. I've eaten almost nothing but Wailord and berries for the past day r so." he said, and Krom laughed. He nodded, walking off to his cabin.
He walked into the door, and smiled as he looked at his home. He slowly took the armor off, making sure to care for it as if it were a child. Once the armor was off, he stretched his aching muscles. Walking over and sitting down, he noticed the lack of people in the dwelling. Shouldn't Saria and Homika be home? He got up, searching the house for his wives. He frowned when he didn't find them, but shrugged. "I'm sure they'll be back soon. Knowing Saria, she's feeding and caring for the Halflings I helped." he said, smiling drowsily. He sat back down, and felt his eyelids become heavy. He groaned, but eventually succumbed to sleep.
Saria and Homika came in after a hard day at work, schooling the Halflings on their laws, customs and what the village had to offer, to find Krom asleep on the couch. They both laughed, and walked over slowly, and sat on either side of Krom, leaning their heads on his shoulders before dozing themselves.
Krom was dreary, drowsy and in pain. He slept wrong, and now his neck hurt. With his eyes still closed, he reached for a pillow. He found something soft, and squeezed it. Satisfied with the softness, he tried to pull it to his head. When it seemingly tethered, Krom moved his hand up. He felt something else soft, but not as soft, kind of like skin. He moved his hand up farther, and could swear he was touching a face. He moved his hand up again, and his eyes snapped open when he touched something cold.
"THAT'S FUCKING COLD!" he yelled, breathing hot air onto his hand. He had sprung up from the couch, frowning. Zekrom was supposedly weak to Ice moves, so a Zekrom Halfling touching something that cold would likely have an undesired effect. He turned to see a drowsy Homika glaring at him, to little success. "The fuck? You don't just grab someone's horns like that. I'm not a Tauros." she grunted out before rubbing her eyes. Krom laughed, and frowned at his cold hand. "Well, if your horns weren't so fucking cold we wouldn't have this problem." he said, and she frowned.
"Well, maybe if you weren't groping me, this wouldn't have happened." she said, folding her arms over her chest. Krom's gaze traveled down to said chest. "Oh. So that wasn't a pillow." he said, laughing. She blinked. "What's so funny?" she asked, raising a brow. He smiled. "Nothing. And besides, isn't it my job to grope you anyway? I am your husband after all." he said, chuckling. She grumbled, frowning. "If your not going back to sleep, then I suggest you make use of yourself." she said. Krom blinked. "Make use of myself? What do you want me to do, make you a sandwich?" he asked. She hummed, finger on her chin. "That'll do." she said, and Krom gaped.
"I'm Motherfucking Krom Hitoawa, Sinnoh Champion, Unovan League contender, son of Zekrom, direct descendant of Thorkrom Crossburner Hitoawa, ancient warlord, slayer of Lugia and Palkia, and now, maker of the mightiest sandwiches in all the five regions." he said. He grumbled, handing said sandwich to Homika. She took it, and bit into it. She shook her head. "You should stick to killing people. You put way too much peanut butter on my sandwich." she said. Krom frowned. "Well excuse me if I've been too busy destroying regions to practice my sandwich making skills." he said, folding his arms. He looked to his first wife, Saria, who was still sleeping, her stomach swollen. "Should she be showing like that?" he asked. Homika nodded.
"Halflings have four month pregnancies. Psychic Halflings become attached to children while their still in the womb, and feed them psychic energy to keep them growing, as Psychic Pokemon aren't known for their size." she said, and Krom tilted his head. "Okay, tell me more about our types. Ice, Ghost, Electric and Dragon" he said. She rolled her eyes. "Electric Halflings are playful individuals who release electric jolts when they orgasm. They exchange electricity as a greeting, and immediately give electricity away if they overload." she said.
"Ghosts, being a scarce typing, are very secretive individuals. Their quiet, gentle people most of the time, but some, like Gengar, have nasty streaks. They also have an innate knowledge of spirits, and otherworldly things similar to that." she said. "Dragon Halflings are much like you. Strong, refined Halflings with honor. The males attack females they find unattractive, and give gifts to those they find attractive. They mate for life, and the female normally chooses her mate." she said.
"Last is Ice. Some Ice Halflings have the appearance of death, as they have pale skin, cold eyes and skin. Mixing another type makes the Ice subservient to the other type. Ice Halflings are also the most fertile, and will conceive if given the chance." she said. Krom blinked. "I see. That doesn't explain people like Simba. He is by far the most unusual individual I've met, and is far from a friendly playful Halfling like you're describing." he said, and Homika laughed. "We can't all be perfect. You'll always have your old coots, like Simba." she said, and Simba teleported in.
He frowned. "I heard that. Meeting tomorrow, get ready Hitoawa." he said, taking the sandwich from Homika. He took a bite from it, shaking his head. "If only you could make sandwiches like you could fight." he said, teleporting out.
The next meeting had commenced, and Volkner frowned. "I have grown tired of this game you play with us." he said, turning to Simba. Said Halfling laughed. "I play naught but a simple game of chess. It just so happens my Knight can move like a Queen. Sinnoh got what it deserved. Krom found Halfling Breeding Labs underground. Do you know how repulsive that is to Halflings? That's like Pokemon opening a human breeding lab." he growled out, and Volkner frowned.
"That scum should have been crushed. I'm surprised he escaped with his life." Volkner growled out. His wife, Dawn Platinum Blitzengrund, placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. Simba laughed. "He not only escaped with his life, he was in some of the most amazing battles I've seen. He killed Palkia after Minotauros smashed it, and Lugia after Drago had some fun. Rufus killed Uxie, Nibbles killed Shaymin, Missy killed Mesprit, Petra killed Manaphy, and his Stalin took Azelf and held him while Kyouhei tore his heart out, cooked it and ate it. Blutvinna Bludgeonclaw, Crossburner's Braviary, and Ash Ketchum's Staraptor defeated the legendary birds with relative. Ease." he said chuckling.
The doors opened, and Krom walked in. he walked over to his space next to Homika, where Volkner was sitting. Noticing the unusual lack of Warriorf, Volkner sat still. Krom looked to Dawn. "You're the whore with hips Homika was talking about. Surprised your alive, because eh way Homika describes you, you should have been fucked to death long ago." he said. She frowned. Krom chuckled. "And yet you bear a cross and watched your friend's empire crumble. Your friend, who helped you on your journey, gave you confidence when you were hopeless, acting as a light in the dark you might say, and then you abandon him for the emo leader of Sunnyshore. It took Team Rocket to get him back in shape, and he's pathetic anyway. Should've stayed in his lighthouse." he growled out.
Dawn opened her mouth to speak, but Krom frowned. His hand shot out, and Dawn hit the ground. "Don't speak you filth. I wonder what Ash would say if he was still alive. I wonder how he'd react to his friend siding with the enemy. But for now, I want you to suffer punishment for your actions. As the champion of Sinnoh, and the supreme authority of the region, I hereby revoke your coordinators license, all contest ribbons and trophies you've won, and any business deals that revolve around your status. Any Pokemon obtained in a contest situation is also confiscated from you. According to Simba, that means that your Togekiss is now government property." he said, and she froze. Krom grabbed Volkner by the throat, throwing him across the room.
He sat down. "Alder-sama, when is the next League Tournament?" he asked. Alder chuckled. "Tomorrow. I hope you don't have any regions to conquest, and if you do, you make sue you don't miss it. Some very special people will be making appearances." he said, and Krom smiled. He turned to Amy. "Aracion-kun, have you spoken with Colress recently?" he asked. She nodded. "Yes. He's doing fine, and your Liepard has made some stunning progress." she said, and he smiled and nodded. He turned to Homika. "Do you have a temporary leader for when we head to Kanto?" he asked. She shrugged. "Not really. You have anyone in mind?" she asked. Krom hummed.
"Hey Simba, how's Ishron doing?" he asked. Simba smiled. "He's doing quite well. His skills have developed, and he is no longer timid. His battling sills are impressive, but naught compared to mine or yours." he said, smirking. Krom nodded. "Ishron Darkpierce is temporary Virbank leader during our journey to Kanto." he said. Kurai chuckled, nodding. "Very well." she said. Krom looked across the table. Each leader had some form of emotion on their face, but Giovanni caught his eye. The Mafioso leader looked smug, as though he enjoyed the punishment Krom dealt out. Krom smirked, knowing that he'd get along with at least one leader.
Lt. Surge laughed. "I must say, from one soldier to another, your skill in battle and at war is impeccable. I was increasingly impressed when I heard two of your Pokemon defeated the legendary birds." he said, and Krom nodded his head. He looked to each of the leaders, evaluating them and possible ways to kill them if necessary. With Gary gone, the air was crisp and clear, and lacked his ego, so Krom could think. Krom looked to Homika. "I bid you all farewell. I grow tired of seeing some of your faces, and will take my leave. My wife will accompany me out." he said, and Homika stood with Krom.
Volkner growled as he stood. "You heathenous scum!" he yelled. Krom spun and grabbed him by the throat, hoisting him into the air. "Do you want to know who my father is?" he asked. Volkner coughed, gasping for breath. "I'll give you a hint. His scales are such a deep black; he's called the Deep Black Pokemon. And he is not the kind of Pokemon who you want to anger." he said, throwing Volkner across the room. He turned to leave. "I look forward to battling most of you. But for now, I have a tournament to prepare for." he said, walking out.
Alder chuckled. "I'm going to miss him once he heads to Kanto." he said. Iris nodded "I will too. He's such a good person. And his Braviary knows how to follow an order." she said, smiling darkly as she looked at the empty seat that once housed Cilan. She chuckled, a sound darker than the skin Ash craved each night.