A/N: when I type ST 1 you can play "Villainous thing" by Shayfer James(It goes great with the part where its inserted)

when its ST 2 play "Have a Seat Misery" by, again, Shayfer James

Hello, some things before we dive into the story, One For All Doesn't exist, All might's quirk was born with him, And All for one still exists, Also All Might still has the injury, and all the shit that come with it. That's pretty much it.

!(persons name) ~First person

& ~3rd person

"this is a generic sentence." ~talking

'This is a generic sentence' ~Thinking

Last time on Fuck It! :I sighed, and looked at the expecting class, still in my sleeping bag mind you, and tiredly said "I don't have one." then fell back asleep.

As I fell asleep, I smirked at the chaos I started.

!(Izuku)

I woke up when the bell rang. It was annoying when people started staring at me, so I just moon walked out of school.

When I walked into my home, I went to bed straight away.

The next day, I walked into class yawning, and was going to go to sleep, but obviously no one understands the concept of privacy. So everyone, and I mean every fucking one started asking questions. I had enough, so I walked up to the podium, looked at them in the eye, then flipped them the bird whilst saying"Fuck you, im not telling you my secrets you goddamn dipshits".

Then I just flopped down onto the floor, still in my sleeping bag mind you, going to sleep.

I woke up when The buff Lich Porn star from America came through the door yelling like a madman "I AM COMING THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!"

Like dude, why would you need to do that. He looked at the class who was still staring at me, why would you stare at a sleeping dude? That's just creepy. Then the bastard son of hulk looked at me, and had the gall to ask "Are you Aizawas' child?"

I got this glint in my eye, you know like when you know you're about to make a bomb ass prank, then I said "Yes" in my most tired, and best In-Done-With-Your-Bullshit voice.

His eyes widened like saucers, then he grinned "AHAHAHAAA! I KNEW HE HAD A SECRET LOVE CHILD! I SIMPLY MUST TELL THE OTHERS, excuse me for a second children!"

Then he was off like the flash, but if he was on steriods, and LSD, AND had the mind of a child.

In my sleeping bag, I smirked, and turned to the person who was standing behind The steroid, and LSD Abusing Flash. It was Aizawa, and I could tell he wanted to kill me right now. Oh, he thought I was pranking only the class, But nohohohoooo It is my time to shine, I've had a pole up my arse for the past 10 months, and it feels soo good to finally be rid of it.

I, I-uh, I might've done a very stupid thing after that. I may have winked at Aizawa. The pure unadulterated fury in his eyes made my life flash before mine.

Next he smirked at me, and I don't mean a normal one, I mean the kind when you know that you're about to get punished….. heavily.

When the buff lich came back, he had brought Midnight, and Present mic with him. Midnight took one look at me, and squealed in a squeal that only women could produce when they see something cute. She dived towards me, about to hug me, but as I looked at Aizawa. He had this smug look on this face.

As she reached me she quite nearly suffocated me in her breasts. The only reason that I didn't pass out was because I was accidentally motor boating her breasts, causing her to moan a very…. lecherous arousing moan. Her grip loosened on me, so I immediately backed the fuck away. I expected her to be angry at me for accidentally motor boating, turns out, I was wrong. She looked at me with a hungry look.

I looked towards Aizawa with pleading eyes, he sighed, and told us to suit up then go to battle ground XX.

~Time skip

All but 1 had just walked out of the tunnel in their Hero costumes, as All might asked "where is Young midori-"

They suddenly heard very deep, and ominous singing echoing through the tunnel.

ST 2

Izuku walked out of the tunnel in a black suit so black it had a tinge of dark blue, dress pants were of the same colour, a shirt of blood red, a pure white tie, a monical which had a blood red tinge to the glass with a onyx black frame, and chain. His last piece of equipment was a top hat which was onyx black, with a blood red ribbon on it.

He exited the tunnel with dead emerald eyes, and a smile that held little amusement behind it

"Im here." The dashing boy said

Everyone looked at the suit wearing boy with something that looked like trepidation, All Might then announced the rules, and teams

Team A:Izuku Midoriya, And Momo Yaoyarozu

Team B:Shoto Todorki, and Mezo Shoji

Team C:Ochaco Uraraka, and Minoru Mineta

Team D:Katsuki Bakugo, and Tenya Iida

etc.

$(Izuku)

Our team was going up against team D, with us as the villains.

ST 1

We finished planning around a minute before the bell rang.

An amused smiled painted itself on my lips, and eyes. With a pep in my step, I sauntered over to the corridor to wait for Bakugo. When I finally saw him, and his explosions, I grinned a little. A song playing in my head, lifting my mood, along with getting me to sing the tune.

As we walked towards each other, Him with murderous rage, and me with a playful mood. He sent an explosion at me, but I slid under it like a serpent, and popped up behind him with a playful smile tugging at my lips.

"my,my, Baku-tan, you seem to be really energetic this morning, Maybe you're hoping to knock me down and do stuff, hmm?" I said playfully.

He growled out a "Shut the fuck you! Ya' Damn Deku!"

I just grinned as he sent another explosion at me, I bobbed, and weaved playfully,before popping up a bit to say "someones feisty today".

This continued on, until I said " Hey, hey, I wonder if you're a bottom?" then punched him in the gut.

He slammed into the wall opposite from us, He got up with some pain, then growled at me again. I frowned, and said "Stop being a tsundere Baku-tan".

My eyes lit up, and I appeared next to him. Then I patted him on the head, accidentally knocking him to the floor, unconscious. A pout played at my lips "Awww, baku-taaan, why did you have to go to sleep? I just wanted to play a bit."

Waiting a moment, I sighed, before wrapping him up. I sang the song as I headed up to the weapon, A frown played at my lips when I heard a feminine voice say "Assistance needed"

I ran up to the bomb room, and spoke out "My, My, I never played you a sadist I-chan."

Iida turned to look at me with a horrified look on his face, I smiled playfully, and just strode over to him, He tried to escape from the inevitable defeat. But the poor boy was just making it a smidgen harder. I pouted again, and then appeared behind him, effectively knocking him out.

When All might spoke through the speakers saying we won, I grabbed a stick, and started poking him. He woke up after around a minute. "mou, why are you so mean, I just wanted to tease you a little." I pouted

We eventually came back to the viewing room, when I saw Bakugo he glared at me, and, was that a pout? Never mind, All might asked who the MVP was, Momo said it was me, as blah blah blah I made the plan, blah blah blah I came to her assistance, blah blah blah. All might just nodded blankly.

"You're so nice Mo-Chan!" I shouted as I hugged her, Im sure that she blushed a bright red, as I felt a lot of heat on my chest.
"I-I-I-its noth-thing Mi-Midoriya". She commented quietly.

"Just call me Izu-Chan. That goes for the rest of you too!" I shouted playfully, still hugging Momo

She blushed even harder, and murmured "a-alright… I-i-Izu-chan"

I grinned, and released her from my grip. I saluted her, and walked away.

The rest of the battles were boring, in the end I started playing strip poker with Mina. I was down to my boxers where she only lost her jacket thing.

"and that's a straight flush!" she grinned

I pouted, and took off my boxers, my rod flopping out. She blushed

"mou, you're so mean Mi-Chan, How long do I have to be like this?" I asked

Her blush intensified, and she said "until we go to the changing rooms."
I pouted more,that's 15 minutes away! All might looked our way, and he did a double take, seeing me naked, and mina loosing a coat. He walked over,and boomed "what happened?"

"we were playing strip poker, and I lost" I pouted.

"o-okay then, Do what you will I guess?" he boomed in a confused boom.

Mina grinned, and snapped a pic of my naked body. I looked towards her, Her eyes held a mischievous glint, I looked at her, then her phone, the back at her. She ran, and I ran after her. Determined to get the phone. The only reason that I didn't catch her was because…. I may have forgotten I was super-human.

Little did I know, everyone was filming this bizarre scene of me shouting "GIVE ME MY NUDES BACK!", and her screaming back "NEVER!" with a cackle from Mina to add to the insanity.

That night when I got home, I texted Ru-chan, turns out shes free! We decided to meet up at the roof of a building, not the most romantic place for a couple to meet up at after a couple days apart, but hey, what can ya do 'bout it?

"Problem child, you were to relaxed when you were fighting, you also hadn't immediately sprinted to your partners aid" Aizawa lectured

He sighed, and said "alright, we're going to be picking class president today, just wake me up when*Yawn * when you're done." He fell over in his sleeping bag, out cold.

Chaos immediately ensued, people yelling 'n shite, Im too tired to deal with it, so Im just going to take a nap. Ru-Chan, and I's activities yesterday had kept us up all night, and I want to take a nap. She's probably feeling the same.

$(Miruko)

*sneeze *Ughhhhh, Damn it, why does that great big sex factory I call a boyfriend have to have so much stamina dammit?! I sighed, and resigned myself to my fate of living life in pleasure during the night, and sluggishness during the day. At this rate we'll both become owls.

*Explosion *

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another victi-I mean villain…. Yeah, villain, Another Villain has arrived! MIRUKO AWAY!

$(Izuku)

I felt a shiver go down my spine, And towards my dick. Oh, wait, thats just Hagakure trying to give me a blowjob.

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HAGAKURES TRYING TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!

"OI! QUIT THAT!" I Shouted in a panic

God knows what Rumi will do if she ever found out what happened here, she might try to give me a *shudder * a harem. Back on topic, Hagakure stopped, and was, what I think she was doing at least, pouting. I jumped away from her, and ran into a corner of the room, holding a cross

"with the power of god I commend you! wITH THE POWER OF GOD I FUCKING COMMEND YOU! GO BACK TO HELL YOU DEMON!" I Screamed

Everyone quieted down, and a screeching noise was heard.

'Looks like my bad boy here saves my life once again.' I thought

Everyone just looked at me as I sat back down in my chair. I lay my head down, and the chatter slowly picked back up

My left eye was twitching, why? Because I was just promoted to Class President, with Momo being Vice President. In the end the only thing I could do was sigh.

Sorry that I haven't been posting that much, I've been pretty busy with no days off of school…. Yes, I have school on both sunday, and saturday, so I get no rest.