Intro

At school, Miss Wormwood announce her class for a math quiz today.
But she saw something at Calvin's chair desk and she saw a stuffed tiger with him.
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, show and tell was over on last Thursday. Please put your "tiger" in your locker.
Calvin: In my locker?! But he'll suffocate!
Miss Wormwood: Fine, then why don't you put him under your chair, so we're starting the quiz.

Miss Wormwood back to her desk and Calvin putting Hobbes under his chair.
Calvin: Man, that was close.
Hobbes: I'll say. Hey, watch it.
After Calvin put Hobbes under his chair and he start the math quiz.
But the reason Calvin was bring Hobbes in school was actually help him to answer the quiz.
Calvin: Aright, Hobbes. What's six plus six?
Hobbes: Sixty-six.
Hobbes was bad at math and he doesn't understand what math is.

Meet Susie

At morning Hobbes wondering along with Calvin who holds a water balloon.
Hobbes: Hey, Calvin. What are doing with that water balloon
Calvin: I used to thrown at Susie.
Hobbes: Susie? Your archenemy.
Calvin: Yep and I have a plan to trick her.
Hobbes: You sure? Maybe you being complicated.
Calvin: What is that suppose to mean?
Hobbes: Well, I was just asking so...

Calvin heard a footstep and there Susie, who was walking pass through him.
Calvin: Oh, Hobbes look, here come Susie.
Hobbes: That's Susie Derkins?
Calvin: Yes and watch me, Hobbes I show you to do tricks on her with my water balloon scheme. Hee hee.
Hobbes: Aright you ask for it.

Calvin: Hi, Susie!
Susie: What do you want, Calvin? Are you gonna throwing me with your water balloon again?
Calvin: What, no. I'm not gonna scheme you.
Susie: Then, what do you want to say to me?
Calvin: Well, all I want to play with you that's what.
Susie: Huh? Calvin, what's are you saying?
Calvin: Well, I was saying is what are you playing?
Susie: Calvin, I'm not playing today because I had to buy some notes for school project.
Calvin: Oh, really?
Susie: Yes it is. Calvin you look weird today. You're okay?
Calvin: No. Why are you ask?
Susie: Because you have a water balloon on your back and you trying to throw at me.
Calvin: No, I am not.
Susie: Then prove it. I dare you to throw yourself.

When after Calvin thrown himself with a water balloon and Susie laugh.
Susie: Ha! I knew you up to something, Calvin.
Calvin got soaking wet and he groan at her and he walk away.
And he back to Hobbes and said.
Hobbes: So, that your scheme for?
Calvin: Uhh.. Go away.
Hobbes: Oh, come on Susie wasn't bad. but she cute isn't she?
Calvin and Hobbes walk back home.

Spaceman Spiff

Calvin as Spaceman Stiff is arrival the unknown planet and he prepare himself to investigate.
Calvin: [narrating] Our hero, the valiant Spaceman Spiff, is marooned on the unknown planet.
Spaceman Spiff: Aright is time to investigating this planet.
Calvin: [narrating] Spaceman Spiff is explore the place with his death ray blaster.
Spaceman Spiff: Aright, how wonder what planet is this?
Calvin: [narrating] He question himself and suddenly a strange monster appeared... Who's look friendly or dangerous?
Spaceman Spiff: Okay, I don't know what creature is but it's not very friendly.
Calvin: [narrating] Spiff is begin to attack and then...

In reality Calvin was on his class and he not pay attention.
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, how many times to have to tell you to paying attention to my class.
Calvin: [narrating] Spaceman Spiff is using his death ray blaster and...

When after Miss Wormwood got hit by Calvin with a rubber band and she send him to the Principal's office.
Principal Spittle: Don't tell me, Calvin hit you again, right?
But Calvin still imagine on space adventure again.
Calvin: [narrating] Spaceman Spiff was captured but the monsters was actually misunderstanding. Well our hero Spiff need something to say the friendly monsters?

Can I Hug Hobbes?

While Calvin and Hobbes are playing outside.
Hobbes hearing his stomach growling.
Hobbes: Hey, I'm hungry. When's lunch?
Calvin: Oh, right now.

While they having lunchtime, Susie here to said hi to Calvin.
Susie: Hi, Calvin are you having lunch today?
Calvin: Yep, get lost Susie.
Susie: Come on I just being nice to you today and- Oh, you're have a stuffed tiger with you. Can I squeeze him?
Calvin: What, no. Are you crazy? Hobbes is a ferocious man-eating jungle tiger!
Susie: So that's name is Hobbes huh. And ferocious? But he looks fuzzy and cuddly to me.
Hobbes: Fuzzy and cuddly? [blushed]
Calvin: No, he is. That tiger is a soft exterior lie, terrible mandibles of bone-crushing death! He'll grind you to thread!
Susie: Calvin, what on earth are you saying?
Calvin: I was saying that Hobbes was had a mighty paws hides on his razor-sharp claws to rip the living off any humans! He's a monster!
Hobbes: Why that no-good two-shoes. I'm gonna-
Susie: Calvin, don't be stupid, Hobbes is just a stuffed tiger is nothing move on it.
Calvin: Yeah, so?!
Susie: So I've gonna hug him, right now.
Calvin: Susie, no!

Susie to hugging Hobbes and he likes her for that she likes it.
Susie: See. Aw, he's a big cutie.
Calvin: Oh no! I can't look!
Hobbes: Ho ho ho! She's call me cutie.

After Susie hugged Hobbes, she leaving.
Susie: Thanks Calvin, I've feels like touching Hobbes was a living tiger. Wow!
Calvin: That's because he is a living tiger.
After Susie leaves, Calvin disappointed to Hobbes.
Calvin: What happened to you?! Why are you not attack her you sissy hairball?!
Hobbes: [blushing] Wow! She not only called me cuddly but she called me cutie too. Hoo~ hoo~ hoo~

The End

Bathtime

Mom: Calvin, where are you? It's time for bath.
Calvin was hide under the sofa chair.
Calvin: Hee hee. Mom well never find me under here.
Dad: Gee, Calvin hiding again somewhere for bathtime? What's a dirty man he is.
Calvin's Dad trying sitting on the sofa chair and...
Calvin: [screaming] Help! The chair trying squeeze me, help!
Calvin's Dad notice that Calvin is under the sofa chair and Calvin's mom carried him to the bathroom and taking a bath.
Calvin: Man, that's chair almost killed me. I should sitting here so I won't go under it again.

Closing

Calvin and Hobbes are bored outside today and lay down the ground.
Calvin: Hobbes, what do yo think happens to us when we die?
Hobbes: [humming] I don't know. Because we all die here so, we don't know what's gonna happens to ourselves.
Calvin: Really? You mean if we're good or evil what's gonna happens to us?
Hobbes: Well.. I really don't know either, Calvin.
Calvin: So you believe in heaven, then?
Hobbes: Uh.. Call it what you like, I'm going back and take a nap for a while.