So, my beloved Fiancé really likes Magic: The Gathering. He's taught me how to play it, and talks about it a lot, but I still don't really understand it. It's a complicated game. So this chapter has sections of me purposefully badly explaining the game, sorry if that bothers you lol.

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Adrien awoke curled in a ball. His bed was extremely soft, and he sunk right into it.

Oh, except it was a pillow. He was still in Plagg's tiny Kwami body. Great.

He yawned and stretched, realizing that he was alone in his bed.

"Plagg?" He asked the room.

There was no answer, but the bathroom door was closed.

Plagg was most likely getting him ready, or his human body, ready for school.

Before Adrien could imagine the worst case scenario, the bathroom door opened, and Plagg emerged.

Adrien stared, and then declared loudly, "NO."

"Yes!" Said Plagg, flouncing into Adrien's closet.

"How—why? When?!"

Plagg brought his pre-chosen outfit into the main room, and started to get dressed, carefully slipping the purple tiger striped shirt over his expertly gelled Mohawk.

"Did you not see me buy that ultra super strong hair gel yesterday?"

"I didn't see anything you bought yesterday," said Adrien with frustration. "I was in your pocket the whole time, remember?"

"Oh, then you're in for a treat!" He slipped on an over shirt, that was black with orange leopard spots.

"Oh god..."

"You should have been more careful about what you brought home from shoots," Plagg sang. "Love the leopard spots. Though I'm just a black cat, mixing up my coat on occasion would be fun."

"I kept that shirt because I thought it was funny, or it would be good for a costume. You can't honestly wear it!"

Plagg blew him a raspberry. "Oh suck it up buttercup! It'll be fine!"

Adrien watched with other things on his mind as Plagg finished dressing. Brown pants, rolled up with mismatched argyle socks, and then the same green sunglasses to cover his cat eyes.

"I think I have a photo shoot with Lila after school," said Adrien.

"And?"

"And you should probably attend it. I know you want to piss off my dad and blow off responsibilities that aren't Miraculous related, but modeling is my job. I'm still under a contract and I get paid for it. That money goes to my college fund, which I intend to use to pick my own career."

"What's one missed shift to the son of the company?"

"A strike against me, and a loss of around a thousand euros."

Plagg swiveled his head to look at him. "That much? Is Lila making that too?"

"No." Adrien chuckled. "I am in high demand and so I make more. She makes around 15 euros an hour. That's why she always drags photoshoots on for so long. Me and some of the other models get paid per gig."

Plagg scoffed. "That's stupid."

"So will you behave for three hours?"

"No," said Plagg, smoothing his shirt and hair. "But I'll participate in the shoot and play nice with the photographer. Lila, on the other hand, I have plans for."

Adrien looked at him warily. "...alright."

Doing a once-over, Plagg declared, "just one more accessory, the piece de resistance..." he reached into a plastic bag from his shopping yesterday.

Adrien gaped in horror. "NO. NO NO NO!"

—

Gabriel walked from the kitchen back to his office, coffee mug in hand. Dealing with Adrien's rebellion had been a PR nightmare, but he was able to spin Adrien's outfit yesterday, as out of character as it was, as merely a phase. A phase which he would grow out of soon, but one that was necessary for Adrien to grow, to explore his own style, to learn fashion in his own mind. The media ate it up, and several articles would be coming out in the next week or so.

Then the boy in question streaked by him in a kaleidoscope of color.

Gabriel sputtered on his coffee, staining his suit with the brown liquid, but not caring a bit.

"Adrien?!" He shouted, beyond horrified. He couldn't tell what was worse, the patterns? The colors? The hair? NO.

"Where did you get crocs?" Gabriel asked, as Adrien reached the unfortunately unlocked door.

He turned for just a second, long enough to shout. "Ask my butt, old man!" Before the door shut behind him.

Gabriel had to call those magazines back.

—

Plagg arrived at school, drawing the attention of every student mingling there. Some stared in horror, while others held in laughter.

A student passed Plagg and raised a fist. "Nice duds, dude! Stick it to the man!"

Plagg responded with a gleeful grin and matching fist bump.

"Oh my god," said Nino, as he arrived. "You look amazing."

"My dad spilled coffee on himself this morning, and the look on his face was totally worth it."

"God, I wish I could have been there." Nino sighed.

"It was pretty amazing, not going to lie."

"Oh, while we have a second...I was hoping to have a sleepover this weekend. Marinette and Alya would come over for the evening, and then leave in time for dude's night. You in?"

"Just you and me?"

"Yeah, if that's cool."

"Absolutely! After school tomorrow?"

"Yeah! Marinette said your schedule was open."

"Marinette knew that? I didn't even know that."

"I think she keeps track of that stuff for class activities." He cleared his throat, not looking at him. "And for no other reason besides that."

Plagg chuckled to himself. God, Nino was the worst liar. "I understand. Someone's got to know my schedule if I don't."

"Marinette is the best, after all." Nino puffed up his chest, doing his damndest to be a good wingman.

Plagg didn't think he needed to try so hard, but props. "She is the best, isn't she?"

Nino smiled widely, like he had a secret joke that wouldn't make sense to anyone.

A pair of arms wound around his own, squeezing tightly like a boa constrictor. "Good morning Adrien!" Lila chirped.

"Morning," Plagg returned, playing casual in front of Nino.

"I need to talk to you about the photoshoot after school." She turned to Nino. "Can I borrow your buddy for a minute?"

"You can have him for five minutes." Nino winked.

Lila giggled, sounding pretty realistic to an untrained ear. "Thanks Nino!" Without waiting for Plagg's permission, she dragged him away to a sequestered corner of the courtyard.

Before Plagg could even ask what was in her mind, she turned and faced him, expression full of vitriol and rage. It was not a face he'd seen on many mortals.

"Don't think I can't see what you're trying to do, Adrien." Her voice was cold, sharp, and harsh.

Adrien shivered in Plagg's pocket.

"And that would be...?"

"Trying to weasel your way out of our little agreement."

Plagg blinked, remembering the arrangement they had prepared a while ago. It's what had gotten Marinette un-expelled. Just schmooze with the brat and she'd leave Marinette alone. But it was very apparent she was ready to take any violation of this agreement as an invitation to jump right back into her conniving ways.

Plagg would hold out for now, play the long game. He had a plan, and if that failed for some unexplainable reason, then he had another one lined up. It was just a matter of finding out what bait Lila would take.

He feigned a gasp, as well as she would, and laid a hand on his chest. "Oh Lila, whatever are you talking about? I'm just having a little disagreement with my dear old dad. It's nothing against you! Honest!"

She squinted at him. "You're still on the schedule to model with me later today, so I'm assuming you didn't actually quit modeling. If you had, this would have turned sour."

"What do you mean?"

"Modeling is our 'fun friendship' activity, and if you try to get out of it, I'm going to assume you don't care about Marinette after all." She shrugged.

He laughed, a dark sinister laugh that didn't belong on his handsome, sweet, cherubic face. "You mortals are just so cute when you think you can win against me."

The look on Lila's face was perfect. Part confused, part terrified. "What?"

He spoke with a voice older than time, conjuring magics from the ancient unknowns. "Dos valok th'um krosis!"

"Did...did you just cast a spell on me?"

"I don't know, you tell me. How do your lips feel?"

She pursed her lips. "I don't know, a little—"

"CHAPPED?" Provided Plagg, with a shit-eating grin.

"Oh my god."

"Do not test me, Lila Rossi. You won't win." He gave her a pleasant little smile.

She stared in bewilderment, before chuckling right back. "Boy, you had me for a second." She pulled out a tube of chapstick and applied some. "Are you trying to psych me out? Cause it's not going to work."

"Well darn," said Plagg with a little snap of his fingers. "Thought my necromancy could spook you off. Well, if that didn't do it, I guess you really do want to be my friend, no matter how quirky I can be." He gave a happy little sigh.

Lila was immediately suspicious. "Sure, I want to be your friend...?" It wasn't supposed to be a question, but Lila wasn't convinced.

Unless Adrien really was that naïve.

"Great!" Plagg clapped. "I have to go talk to Marinette, but we'll hang out at the shoot! It's going to be so much fun!" And he hurried off.

Lila narrowed her eyes back in his direction. There was definitely fishy about that exchange. She couldn't very well text Gabriel and say, "there's something suspicious about your son. He actually wants to be my friend. Also he chapped my lips." That would be too confusing and send all the wrong messages.

So she resigned to wait until the photoshoot after all. Since, of course, he couldn't keep up this act for several hours in a row. She could, but she was a professional.

Her musings came to a halt as she heard the wonderful noise of Marinette's scream. "MY EYES!"

Lila hurried from her nook to find out what had happened. Had someone sprayed her with mace? Pocket sand?

No. Adrien was merely striking poses in front of her, and she had recoiled in horror.

"Adrien!" She stated, aghast. "How could you?!"

He posed again, butt in her direction. "You like?"

"It's foul. Are those crocs?!"

"Yep! I contemplated on getting the little ladybug plugs for the holes, but I didn't really think it was worth it. After all, how often do you look at a man's feet?"

"In that outfit, it's going to be too hard to tell what part is the worst." Her eyes bounced over the competing patterns and made her dizzy. "Well here," she handed over a hanger covered with a trash bag. "Your sin against fashion has been committed. I'm willing to do more, but don't attach my name to it."

Adrien just laughed. "Don't worry, Pooh Bear, your secret is safe with me."

Lila's lips curled in disgust at the nickname. Obviously, she would tell Gabriel that Marinette was enabling his behavior. Maybe she could spin it as her influence all together. Yes, yes, that would work. Two stones and all that.

—

After school, Lila rode with Adrien to the photoshoot.

Boy, if she wanted a taste of what the day would be like, she certainly got it. And she should have taken the chance to run.

"So Nino and I started playing this game with the guys in class," Adrien had begun, without so much as a greeting. "Have you heard of Magic: The Gathering?"

"...no?"

"Oh okay, so I'll tell you all about it."

As a master manipulator, Lila understood the masterful art of conversation. There were several strategies she had developed over the years. Her favorite was 'talk passionately and allow for natural lulls in explanation so they can ask questions'. It made people feel engaged and kept them coming back for more, while she was perceived as interesting and smart, but also humble.

However, it seemed that Adrien was utilizing the beginners mistake of 'poorly explain a subject you're not really passionate about without letting the other person talk'. Like an underpaid substitute teacher filling in for a class they don't know much about.

"So like, there are these cards with different landscapes on them, and they're all different based on color, right? So there's water or islands for blue and mountains and stuff for red, right? And each one is worth mana. And you have to use mana to play a card. Except for lands, I think. You can play those whenever, except you have to draw them, you can't just go searching through your deck. Unless a card tells you you can."

Finally, they arrived at the shoot, and Lila nearly fell out of the car in her haste to get away for some peace and quiet, just for a second.

Who knew that boy could talk so much?

—

Plagg and his mohawk were led to the makeup trailer. Thankfully for the hairstylist, it came with a salon sink, so Adrien didn't have to go home and shower.

"Sorry, Mr. Agreste," the stylist said as she draped a cape on him. "We have to flatten the mohawk."

"That's alright," Plagg assured with a polite smile. "It served its purpose."

"It was very well done, honestly," she said with a laugh. "For not having the sides of your head shaved, that is."

"I had to work with what I had."

The stylist just hummed in understanding, as she started to rinse his hair, the gel melting and washing down the drain.

The stylist sighed, and gave a little huff to herself.

Plagg normally wouldn't care, but if his meddling had inconvenienced someone else's job, that would reflect poorly on Adrien. So, he asked. "Is everything alright?"

"Umm..." she paused, biting her lip. "Look, we're friends right?"

Plagg didn't even know this person's name. "Of course."

"Are you close to Miss Rossi? I know you guys are friends..."

"I hate her guts." Plagg declared with a broad smile.

"Oh good!" She relaxed. "I really really hate working on her. And so does everyone else, and last time she was here, she was just—Ugh, the worst. I got so frustrated because Giuseppe and your father like her, so even if I complained, nothing would happen. Likely, I'm the one that would get in trouble. You remember Alexander, right? The lighting assistant?"

No. Not one bit. "Yeah?"

"Well, she yelled at him one time during a shoot, in the back. Apparently, she wanted coffee and he wouldn't get it for her, even though that's soooo not his job. So she complained to Giuseppe and got him fired! Honestly, I don't know how he didn't get akumatized over that."

"I don't either!" Plagg said, with surprise. "I knew she was a pain, but yikes..."

"I think you're a really cool kid, Adrien. But she's going around and telling everyone you got her this job and—" she sighed. "People are getting resentful."

Now Plagg was mad. It was immediately apparent that Lila had a 'if I can't have them, no one can' attitude, turning the staff on Adrien if she couldn't win them over with her outlandish lies. Adrien couldn't afford having that many enemies. He was too soft.

"Actually..." Plagg began to explain how Lila had wound up with her job, lying to Nathalie and Gorilla to get access to his house, lying to his father to get on his good side, and all the things she did to Marinette, who he took the bullet for to protect. "She means a lot to me," Plagg said, in regards to Marinette. "So I didn't mind having to pretend to be Lila's friend if it meant she could come back to school and not be harassed anymore. It seems that Lila has a loose form of friendship."

The stylist wiped her eyes. "Oh Adrien, you've got such a heart of gold. I'll set everything straight with the team. Don't you worry!"

"I actually have a plan, that you might let everyone in on. And I apologize in advance."

"Lay it on me."

—

By time Lila was called in to get ready, Plagg had been groomed into a normal looking boy with normal looking hair and clothes. Though normal protocol usually had Lila in hair and make-up alone with the stylists, Plagg sat in a chair nearby, separated from her by a curtain.

"Adrien? Shouldn't you be out there?"

"Oh it's okay, I wanted to keep telling you about this game."

"Oh, well, you shouldn't keep Giuseppe…"

"He won't mind. So, there's a bunch of colors, right? Red, Black, Green, Blue, White, and…one more. I think there's one more."

A sigh was heard from the other side of the curtain.

"No, no I was right, there's only five. But you can combine them. But not like, mix them? It's like, Blue-Black, and Red-Black. And Green-Blue. And so different colors have different themes, right? And the themes are different based on the set. Oh yeah, there's different sets and Wizards of the Coast release like, two or three sets a year. I think. Like they had this one that was all about Dinosaurs and pirates. But they usually aren't that wacky. Unless it's a joke set. Which that one wasn't. I can't remember the name of it right now, but it started with an 'I'." And he was off, explaining all he could remember of the game, from what Adrien had told him, to what he had heard while the boys played at school. If he could find a point to elaborate on, he did.

Every once in a while, he'd make eye contact with a staff member, who would in turn grin and give a secret thumbs up.

He started to run out of steam while Lila was in makeup.

Thankfully, one of the technicians with a grudge noticed, and helped him out. "Would you ever play competitively?"

Through the mirror, Plagg could see the lightbulb go off over Lila's head. "You know, my grandfather was one of the chess masters of the world. He won lots of tournaments, and I'm sure he'd love to give you some pointers if you were interested, Adrien."

The technician answered for him. "Chess? We're talking about Magic: The Gathering. Two totally different games. The tournaments are pretty fun too, but I really enjoy playing at pre-releases. They usually only allow you to play with the set you're buying, so you can't look at them beforehand…"

Plagg beamed at the guy, thrilled with how quickly he had shut Lila down.

Lila, however, was undeterred. She met the eyes of the female stylist and just shrugged. "Boys, right? So, this weekend—"

"Shh," the stylist hushed. "I've been trying for weeks to learn this game."

Lila crossed her arms and sat silently for the rest of the session.

Once the models were all dolled up, they were escorted out to the set, and Giuseppe got to work with posing.

Here's where Lila tried to make up for lost attention.

"Oh Giuseppe! I had such a wonderful idea for the shoot today! Since the gardens are in full bloom—"

"Which reminds me!" Plagg snapped his fingers. "Green-Black combination cards are really unique because they create a bunch of minions. Like, the cards in them have the ability to spam the battlefield with like a bunch of little guys called tokens that take a lot of extra work to get rid of. Well, like, not a ton of extra work, because they only have like one HP, but like, it's more work then you would have had to do. Wait, white, not black. Actually, I think white is the best at tokens, my mistake."

Despite her best efforts, Lila could not suppress a full body eye roll.

It was exactly what Plagg was waiting for, and he jumped in for the finisher. He turned his sad kitten eyes to her, looking like Puss in Boots from Shrek, and asked, in the most pathetic voice he could muster. "Am I annoying you?"

Lila stared at him, as the staff and Giuseppe looked right at her, to see her response.

"I…I…" she stammered. "N-no, not at all, Adrien. I…love hearing about this game."

He beamed. "Good! Because I have to tell you about my favorite combination of Blue-black. It's really high in conditions and making things difficult for the opponents, right?"

Lila's nostrils flared, but she held back any other sign of frustration. It was remarkable, really.

Plagg was quiet while Giuseppe gave directions, and during the actual shooting, but in between takes, when he didn't have to be 'professional' he filled in the silence with whatever jargon he could find. He was wearing her down.

"Alright," Giuseppe finally said. "We're all done with you, Lila. Now it's just Adrien's solo shoot. But you can stay if you like."

Lila was already halfway to the trailers. "I'm so sorry Giuseppe, I have somewhere I have to be this evening, so I'm going to head out. I'll see everyone next time!" And she practically sprinted off set.

Once she left, Giuseppe gave a loud sigh of relief. "Now let's get some real work done."

—

Later that evening, when Adrien and Plagg had returned to the mansion, Adrien sat on the desk as Plagg scrolled online. Homework had been completed with ease, and it was still too early for bed.

"What are you reading?" Adrien asked.

"I'm trying to slog my way through the lore of that video game you like, the one with the Dragons. I have to have more ammunition the next time I deal with Lila. I almost ran out today."

"Is that what I sound like?"

"What?"

"You today, when you were talking about Magic. Is that what I sound like to you? Do I ramble on?"

Plagg screwed up his lips in thought. "Mmmm, sometimes."

Adrien hunched in on himself.

"But look. Culture and creative medium has grown astronomically in the last 200 years since I've been asleep. I want to know about what's out there. I like hearing about things that you enjoy. Even if it is annoying sometimes, I still care about you. The reason I pulled this strategy is because Lila likes to talk, and she doesn't like to listen. Even if I was talking passionately about something I knew a lot about, I doubt she would have cared. I hear how often she interrupts class."

Adrien hadn't thought about it like that.

"You know who Pavlov is, right?"

"Uh, the guy that did the experiment with the dog, right? He rang a bell and gave his dog a treat, and eventually the dog came to associate the bell with treats."

"Precisely. Humans are the same way. Knowing this principle is the easiest way to win people over. You have to make them associate you with good feelings. If you treat people well, be friendly, courteous, and funny, eventually, people will like to be around you. The same works in reverse. If I can associate myself with frustration and annoyance for Lila, she won't want to be around me. Being straight up mean to her won't work because she'll see that as a challenge."

"So you have to be subtle," Adrien concluded. "Thats…that's genius."

"I know."

"So you don't think I'm annoying?"

Plagg rubbed him between the ears. "I only found you annoying when you would complain about Ladybug, your dad, or Lila. But now, in your shoes, I've realized how easy it is to get frustrated about these things. But hopefully soon enough, you won't even have to worry about it."

Adrien smiled brightly. "Thanks Plagg. I hated this at first…but you really are making some progress."

"Told you. Now, help me pack. You have your first sleepover tomorrow night."

"My first sleepover, and I'm going to spend it crammed in a bag!"