Gender bending!
"What's a female version of your name?" Jack asked Ianto who was currently a woman. "Ianta?"
"You are not calling me Ianta," Ianto said.
"Why not?"
Ianto sighed. "Because it's bad enough that I've been turned into a woman the last thing I need is a horrible name like Ianta which isn't a real name by the way."
"Ianta isn't that bad. Besides there are some upsides to suddenly becoming a woman."
Ianto shot him a death glare." Your not allowed to call him Ianta or stare at my boobs." Jack pouted, it wasn't his fault that female Ianto had a nice body.
"What name do you want then?"
"I don't know! I'm hoping I won't stay like this for long."
"OI!Teaboy get me a coffee!" Owen said.
It would be teagirl techinically. Don't call me that though."
"There's no difference just get me a coffee," Owen replied. He didn't give a damn about the gender correct term or Ianto's annoyance at his old nickname.
Ianto rolled his eyes. "Yes there is. I'd think that you of all people would know the difference between girl and boy since your a doctor."
Owen groaned. "Fine,Ianta get me a coffee."
"Don't call me that!"
"Can I have a coffee or not?"
"NO!"Ianto shouted before storming out of the Gwen walked in.
"What's her problem?" Gwen asked.
"Oh, Ianta is just being her usual emotional self," Owen replied.
"I HEARD THAT!" Ianto shouted. But despite Ianto's protests the name Ianta stuck.