"Now before we get started with the episode there is something I must do first". Luminous says walking over to an empty wall in the room, and with a snap of her fingers the wall became covered with a memory foam mattress, and above the mattress is a sign saying "Please bang your head against this wall". With that Luminous makes her way back to the front of the room. "Okay now we're good to go".
Red takes a look at the new wall and nods his head in approval. "Smart".
"I try". Luminous says with a shrug. While all the audience members wonder what the heck is going on here. Wanting to voice this Max raises his hand.
"Umm excuses me, but what is with the mattress wall"? He asks nervously.
"Let's just say it's necessary for this episode". Luminous says with a sigh, before trying and failing to perk up to announce the start of the episode. "Now let's start with Chameleon".
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, courtyard.
Marinette: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Scene: Miss Bustier's classroom.
Marinette: (sees everyone in the class is sitting next to someone except for Adrien, who has an empty seat beside him, much to Marinette's excitement. She runs around the desks, towards Alya) How'd you pull this off, Alya? You're the best. I can't believe you got everyone to swap seats so I can sit next to Adrien. Then again, it might not be the best idea. It could keep me from paying attention in class, and if I fail it'd be a total disaster because then Adrien and I would never have our own house, the three kids, the hamster named–
"Marinette you're over thinking things again, a seating arrangement won't affect your future with Adrien". Alya says amused by Mari's thought processes
Alya: (interrupts Marinette) Whoa girl, what are you talking about? You're not sitting next to Adrien. Your seat's over there.
Marinette: At the back? Why? What's going on?
"Why do I have a bad feeling about this". Kagami says voicing the group's thoughts.
"Because you should". Red groans, increasing the cause of worry for the group.
Nino: Well since she's got a hearing issue, there's no way she can sit at the back of the class, right? Which means she needed a place up in the front.
"Hearing Issues"? Oh no please tell me she isn't back". Alya says figuring out who it is.
"I wish we could". Luminous says defeats, making everyone groan.
"Oh great that bitch is back". Chloe says spitting out the word bitch as if it's too nice of a description for Lila.
"CHLOE"! Their teacher shouts at the mayor's daughter's language. "Just because she isn't the nicest person, doesn't mean you can call her names".
"I'm just being honest, and you can't stop me". Chloe shoots back making Ms Bustier sigh in defeat
Alya: So to make it work Ivan sat next to Mylène, Nate sat next to Alix, besides she came up with the idea of moving Nino here, so now we get to spend more time together.
Marinette: Who is this "she"?
(Miss Bustier enters the classroom)
Miss Bustier: Good morning, students. I'm sure you've all heard by now, but Lila's home from her trip to Achu and she's back in school with us again.
Lila: (enters classroom) Hi, everyone.
Class: Hi, Lila.
Cue groans from the whole class
Lila: Oh, a seat in the front row! You all remembered my hearing issue! You're such sweethearts, all of you. (blows kisses)
"I don't get it if students have to have special accommodations for medical issues shouldn't it be brought up with the nurse first"? Kagami asks confused how they bend to her will oh so easily.
"Normally that would be the case, but knowing Lie-la, she would find a way around that.
Marinette: You have a hearing problem, Lila?
Lila: Yes, I suffer from tinnitus, a constant ringing in my left ear. I've had it ever since the sound of an airplane engine burst my eardrum on the runaway when I was saving Jagged Stone's lost kitten.
Marinette: Isn't Jagged Stone's pet a crocodile?
Lila: Now it is, yes. But he had a kitten until he found out he was allergic to it. The best part is, since you're such an excellent student, Adrien, you'll be able to help me catch up with all the schoolwork I missed while I was traveling with my parents. Would you do that for me?
"She is good at thinking on the fly, but did you ask Adrien if he wanted to sit next to her"? Penny asks not liking her lying about her boss/boyfriend.
"Probably not, but this is the future so we change it when we get back to make sure Lie-la doesn't get her way". Alya says looking apologetically over at Adrien sending a silent 'I'm sorry' his way. That he notices and responds back with a nod.
Adrien: Sure, Lila.
Marinette: Miss Bustier, why do I have to sit in the back now?
Miss Bustier: Do you have any trouble hearing or seeing, Marinette?
Marinette: Uh, I… I…
Adrien: My eyesight and hearing are good. I'll sit in the back of the class and you two can sit up front. I don't mind.
Marinette and Lila: No!
"I'd rather give my miraculous to Hawkmoth then let that happen". Marinette growls at the screen
"Me too". Adrien looking at the screen feeling sick at the thought of sitting next to Lie-la
(Adrien looks at Marinette and Lila)
Lila: My return is causing so much trouble, maybe I should have just stayed on the other side of the world. If Marinette has an issue too, then I should be the one to go and sit in the back. It's okay.
(The class gasps and glares at Marinette with an angry expression.)
"Okay how come everyone believes Lie-la right away over someone they've known for years, this is ridiculous utterly ridiculous". Chloe cries knowing everyone was sheep, but she didn't realize it was this bad. The rest of the class luckily have the decency to look ashamed.
"Sorry". The "Sheep" say looking ashamed
Marinette: I don't actually have any trouble seeing or hearing. I mean…
Miss Bustier: Good, so there's no problem then. You sit here, Lila, Adrien, you stay where you are and, Marinette, you sit in the back row.
(Marinette and Lila go and sit in their seats; Lila laughs; Marinette growls)
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair. Hawk Moth's window opens.
Hawk Moth: Ah, high school, the arena of teenage angst, where emotions are so intense. A perfect stadium for my dear akumas. Being separated from your friends, becoming isolated: (turns a butterfly into an akuma.) just what devastating anger is made of. Fly away and evilize this angry high school girl.
"No he's trying Akumatized Marinette"! Tikki shouts terrified for Marinette, as she says this everyone starts to feel a sense of dread sink in. if Marinette gets akumatized, then who'll be the one to capture and purify the Akuma? Would it be another stone heart incident if Chat managed to destroy the object the Akuma is hiding in? Or would Tikki be able to purify it by herself like Plagg could with his cataclysm?
"Don't worry everyone I'll never let myself get Akumatized, I swear on my Miraculous". Marinette says trying to calm down everyone in the group.
(The akuma flies out into Paris.)
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont. The akuma flies towards the school. Marinette is still growling at Lila's actions. The akuma slips through the window.
Miss Bustier: (claps in her hands) Open your books to page 23.
(Marinette takes a deep breath and calms down just before the akuma reaches her; the akuma leaves, unseen.)
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.
Hawk Moth: Strange, I feel the fury dying down, but the wheels are in motion. It's only a matter of time, be patient now my akuma.
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, cafeteria. Marinette, Alya and Nino are grabbing food, Lila is sitting at a table full of food with the rest of the class around her.
Sabrina: That's for you, Lila!
Lila: Thank you. You're so sweet!
Max: Here's your appetizer, Lila!
Mylène: And I've got your main course!
Kim: I'll fetch your dessert!
"I can't believe that bitch is taking joy at using us as her unwilling slaves". Alya says enraged enough to become an Akuma. As Nino put a hand on her shoulder
"Babe just calm down". Nino says trying to cool her emotions, before Alya snaps at him.
"I AM CALM"!
Lila: I'm sorry I can't carry my own tray. It's almost impossible with this sprained wrist.
"If she really had a sprained wrist, then she would have a cast of some sort on her wrist". Kagami calmly points out, having sprained her wrist before in sword practise. This makes everyone groan.
"We're idiots". Kim says talking for the first time this episode.
"You said it not me". Chloe says in her own way of agreeing.
Kim: (reaches for a plate between Marinette and Alya) Sorry.
Marinette: Lila's totally lying. She made up that whole tinnitus story just so she could sit next to Adrien, and her sprained wrist completely bogus, too.
Alya: I don't get it, Marinette. You barely know Lila. Why all the hate?
Marinette: Fine, I'll tell you everything. (drags Alya and Nino to a separate table away from the others and sits down across from them) You remember Lila when she first came to school right after the summer break? She was only here for one day and then she left on that 'round-the-world trip. Everyone was captivated by her. Something just felt off to me. So I followed her.
Alya and Nino: What?
Lila: (in flashback) Not only did Ladybug save my life, we've become very close friends.
Marinette: She lies with every breath.
Nino: Wait. You eavesdropped on Lila and Adrien? That's not cool.
Alya: A good reporter always verifies her sources. Can you prove she doesn't actually know Ladybug?
"YOU SAY THAT AND YET YOU NEVER FACT CHECKED YOURSELF"! Red shouts his face redder than usual, while everyone gives him concerned looks. This makes Red cough in embarrassment. "Uh sorry, just everyone's been complaining about this for years".
"No you're right I should have been a good reporter and fact checked my sources, and I'll be sure to do that from now on". Alya says agreeing with Red on this
Marinette: Well I–uh… I… I… Okay! You want proof she's lying? Hey Lila! You forgot your napkin!
(Marinette throws a napkin at Lila and she catches it with her supposedly sprained right hand.)
Marinette: Ha, ha! See that? It's obvious she doesn't have a sprained wrist. (the class gasps and stares at Lila)
Lila: (drops napkin) Uh, ow! Once when I was in India, I witnessed someone getting their eye gouged out by the corner of a napkin. If I hadn't caught it, this napkin could've injured Max. I didn't have a choice. Ow!
"How could a Napkin Injure me? That makes no sense, besides I wear glasses". Max says unable to believe that anyone believes this, after he says this Luminous taps his shoulder and points to the Mattress wall. "Thank you". He mumbles getting up to hit his head against it.
Max: Lila, you saved my eye! You sacrificed yourself for me.
Lila: Why wouldn't I, Max? Ouch. You're my friend.
Sabrina: We'll take you to the nurse's office.
Mylène: (to Marinette) Are you proud of yourself?
Kim: Lila's in even more pain now, all because of you.
Lila: No, no, don't blame Marinette. She was just trying to give me a napkin. Right, Marinette?
"How are such Idiots"? Alya asks herself
"I just blame the Akumaizations, mess with the mind too much". Luminous offers trying to helpful
"Good Idea when in doubt, blame Hawkmoth".
(Marinette becomes furious and stomps away angrily as everyone watches her in shocked and bewildered expression.)
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, bathroom. Marinette continues to growl, Lila enters.
Lila: Marinette? Oh, are you crying?
Marinette: No, I'm not!
Lila: I can sense that you don't like me, but I don't understand why. We barely know each other.
Ladybug: (in flashback) Miss Show-Off here was trying to impress you.
Lila: Don't tell me it's because of this new seating arrangement in class! (Marinette turns away from Lila) It is! Of course, you're jealous because I'm sitting next to Adrien, because you would've given anything to sit there yourself. You know what? It's really not worth fighting over a boy. You and I could be friends, and who knows, I might even be able to help you with Adrien.
"She doesn't need your help for that". Adrien hisses holding Marinette closer possessively, while Alya smiles wider at what she just heard.
"Adrien did you just Hiss"? She asks amused, making Adrien stop cold in his tracks
"Uhh no"? He says blushing
"You totally did"! Alya says thinking it's cute it came out while protecting his love.
Marinette: You and I will only be friends the day you stop lying, Lila! (Lila gasps) I can't prove it, but I know for a fact that you don't have tinnitus, that your wrist is just fine, that you don't know Prince Ali because you've never even stepped foot in Achu, and despite what you got Alya to write on her Ladyblog, Ladybug has never saved your life!
Lila: I only tell people what they want to hear.
"Well she had a point there". Chloe couldn't but help agree she was right in that much, even if she was doing it for the wrong reasons.
Marinette: It's called lying!
Lila: There's nothing you can do about it, anyway. People can't resist when they hear what they like to hear. If you don't want to be my friend, fine! But soon you won't have any friends left at all. And trust me, I'll make sure you never get close to Adrien in class or anywhere. You seem a little less dumb than the others, so I'll give you one last chance. You are either with me or against me. You don't have to answer right away. I'll give you 'till the end of class today.
(Lila leaves the bathroom; Marinette enters one of the bathroom stalls; Tikki flies out.)
Marinette: I thought Chloé was evil, but Lila really takes the whole cake! She's like a supervillain who doesn't even need a costume!
"True dat". Nino says nervous for Marinette.
"I pray she never gets miraculous". Fu says in his own way of agreeing.
Tikki: You mustn't let her get to you, Marinette.
Marinette: If I don't manage to expose her lies, she'll ruin my life, Tikki. She'll turn my friends against me, including Adrien! (screams in frustration and punches the side of the stall)
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.
Hawk Moth: Yes! I can feel it. The anger's about to emerge!
Scene: The bathroom. Marinette begins to cry.
Red starts growling at the fact one of his Kits is starting to cry
Tikki: (sees the akuma) Marinette, look out!
(The akuma approaches Marinette)
Marinette: Aah! an akuma!
"I can't believe that bitch just did that"! Alya shouts her rage reaching the breaking point, but before she snaps a thought enters her mind and with a fox like grin she turns to Adrien. "Say Adrien do you Mind if I borrow your Miraculous for a Bit when we get back home"? She asks as Adrien covers his ring hiding from her line of site.
"As tempting as what you're implying is no, there has to be a better, less aggressive way of dealing with Lie-la". Adrien says putting his foot down in his own passive way.
Shrugging to herself, Alya accepts this Answer. "Alright Plan B then". She says standing up and gathers her breath to shout. "DEADPOOL, KARMA GET IN HERE"! After she said this the two former 4th wall breakers make their way back in one a teenage boy with red hair in a school uniform, and the other deadpool(Deadpool insert:" Hey don't I get more of an intro than that?)
"You called"? Karma asks with a laugh
"I need revenge on a girl for making my Bff cry and potentially akumatized her ''. Alya says with a dark look on her face
"Sounds good". Karma says with a Koro-sensei grin
"Ooo if I can un-alive Lie-la yippee". Deadpool says excited about this, but before they can provide Luminous steps forward.
"Wait Alya how did you know to call these two"? Luminous asks the girl who called them on purpose.
"Well after the first time Karma showed up I decided to look him up, and see why you wanted him out of here so badly, and I wasn't disappointed, he's a sadist"-
"Thank you for the compliment"
-" and of course Deapool, who's willing to help me with the bloody Eagle of Gabriel. So I figured if I ever needed to get revenge on Lie-la I should call both of them" Alya explains as Alix, Chloe & Red get up and join the group.
"Ooo let me join in". Red says with a foxy grin
"Me too". Chloe says as the group of Karma, Red, Deadpool, Alya, Alix,and Chloe Gathers to start planning Revenge on Lie-la through all sorts of various tourcher methods including shoving Wasabi up her nose, ripping out her vocal cords and a lot of unpleasant things not rated pg-13. As the rest of the sane audience watches this in horror, after a minute Rose walks up to an unamused Luminous.
"Um what are you going to do to get rid of them this time"? Rose nervously asks their host.
"Well I have something I can use to bribe Karma out of here, but Deadpool is more difficult, since I doubt my erasing taco's trick will work a second time, so I will need the help of one of the most terrifying Creatures in all of anime, that not even Deadpool can kill. So I'll have to leave for a bit to grab it". Luminous explains with a sigh, as she makes a portal into that animes world.(A.N if anyone can guess what being I'm bringing back with me next chapter get's a shout out)
"Be safe and see you soon then Luminous". Rose says seeing their host off.
"Don't worry I'll be Back, and you guys can keep talking about revenge, but please keep it down so everyone can continue to watch the show Okay"? Luminou shouts to the revenge group as she takes a step into the portal
"OKAY"! Shouts the revenge group as Luminous takes her leave and the episode resumes
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, locker room. Lila is walking to the exit when suddenly Adrien barges in.
Adrien: Hey, Lila.
Lila: Adrien, we'll have to figure when you're gonna help me catch up on all the schoolwork I missed. I also heard you play piano, my uncle's the great pianist Church Boroughchuck. He wanted to teach me when I was little, but I had to stop playing because of arthritis. But when my wrist gets better, I'd love for you to give me some lessons.
Adrien: Lila, I'm perfectly happy being friends with you, and I'll gladly help you catch on to your schoolwork, but please don't lie to me like you did last time with Ladybug.
"Wow Adrien you finally are standing up for yourself Nice". Alix says with an okay hand sign, while Deapool cries.
"Sunshine boy is growing up"!
Adrien: (in flashback) So I'm guessing you're not a descendant of a superhero, either.
Ladybug: (in flashback) She's more like a super liar.
Lila: Ladybug's the liar.
Adrien: I'm not judging you, Lila, but instead of making friends you're going to turn everyone against you. You can tell me if there's something bothering you. I can help. But you need to be honest with me.
"Dude I don't think that'll work, she's rotten to the core". NIno says thinking Adrien is too lenient
"Oh come on Nino how could she get any worse"? Adrien asks making Red and Pin groans
"Give it a minute Adrien". Red says worrying everyone.
Lila: Are you trying to be some superhero lecturing me just like Ladybug did? Well thanks, but no thanks. Ugh. (storms off)
"No I'm Chat Noir".
Adrien: I'm still here if you need help catching up with your schoolwork. (walks away in a dejected manner)
Scene: The bathroom.
Tikki: You can resist it, Marinette. Hawk Moth's power only affects people who think there's no solution to their problems, and you always find a solution.
Marinette: You're right! You won't get me, I'm proud, I'm confident, I'm Marinette!
(The akuma flies away.)
Everyone starts cheering for Marinette being able to calm herself down to prevent herself from being Akumarized.
"Thank you" Marinette says, tearing up at all of their kind words knowing that they mean even more now that they'll only believe Lie-la with a grain of salt ever again.
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.
Hawk Moth: What's happened? The anger has disappeared. Hmm, but I can feel something new arising.
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, second floor.
Lila: I can't stand those super goody-two-shoes. (sees the akuma) Yes, here's my chance!
"Is she going to Akumatized voluntarily"? Mylene says as everyone's jaws drop
"Yes she does". Deadpool says not caring about spoilers
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, bathroom.
Marinette: We can't let this akuma run loose.
[Transformation Sequence]
Marinette: Tikki, spots on! Ha! (looks unhappy; Marinette transforms into Ladybug)
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, second floor.
Lila: (grabs the akuma) Come here, akuma. (puts the akuma in her earring) Hawk Moth, I am Lila. I know you want to destroy Ladybug and so do I.
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) Yes, I remember you.
Lila: Give me supervillain powers and I'll give you her and Cat Noir's Miraculous.
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) With pleasure. I have some new powers for you, Chameleon.
(Black-purple magic engulfs Lila.)
"Terrorist"! Alix shouts at the screen as she points at Lie-la, and everyone starts to say similar things unable to believe what they were seeing, with a smug grin Karma turns to Adrien
"Couldn't get any worse Huh, then what do you call this"? He asks pointing to the screen, as Adrien hangs his head in Shame.
"Really bad and I'm going to do my best to not use my powers on her". Adrien says disappointing a few people who want to see Lie-la dusted.
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, locker room. Ladybug runs out of the bathroom, but shrieks and runs back when she sees Adrien.
Ladybug: I gotta find another way. (looks up and sees an air duct cover)
Adrien: (sees Lila) Hey.
(Chameleon pushes Adrien into the locker room.)
Chameleon (as Lila): Adrien, I wanted to apologize for what just happened. I've thought about it and you're right. I want us to be friends, so I'll never tell another lie again. Will you make peace with me? (kisses Adrien on the cheek, turning into Adrien and making the real Adrien collapse onto the ground, sound asleep; in Lila's voice) Whoops, I lied. (puts Adrien into a locker and leaves)
"Evil kisses, I wish it wasn't the first time we've seen this". Alya says sadly as she writes down Chameleon's powers for future references.
Plagg: (floats out) Adrien, Adrien!
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, roof. Ladybug looks down to see Chameleon (Adrien) approaching Nino and Alya, who are just leaving a classroom.
Chameleon (as Adrien): Nino, I have something to tell you. You don't deserve my friendship or your girlfriend or your cap. (takes Nino's cap and puts it on herself)
Alya: Hey!
Chameleon (as Adrien): You should see your faces, don't miss my performance at the Eiffel Tower. You're gonna love it.
"She'll ruin everyone's reputations with those powers"! Penny shouts worried
"Worst she'll make her lie's even more credible" Jagged points out.
Ladybug: What? Not Adrien.
Scene: Parisian streets, rooftops. Ladybug follows Chameleon throughout Paris. Chameleon jumps in front of the bus, causing the driver to swerve and almost hit someone. Ladybug saves the person and stops the bus just in time.
Bus Driver: Hey, thank you Ladybug.
(At the Eiffel Tower; Chameleon is popping Ladybug balloons.)
Civilian: My balloon. Mommy!
(Chameleon laughs and pops more Ladybug balloons, then takes a couple Cat Noir balloons.)
Chameleon: Thank you. (jumps up the Eiffel Tower)
Civilian 2: Oh no, he's gonna fall.
Chameleon: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la whoa. (pretends to lose her balance) This is so easy, as soon as someone needs saving that stupid Ladybug shows up. La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
"She's having way too much Fun being a villain, shouldn't there be a limit to what she can do in a person's body"? Max asks worried about how durable those transformations are.
Ladybug: Adrien, stop!
Chameleon: Ah, help me. I'm losing my balance, I'm gonna fa– (falls; Ladybug jumps and rescues her)
Nadja: Yeah, woo-hoo!
Chameleon: My princess charming, you saved my life. (attempts to kiss Ladybug)
Ladybug: You are not Adrien!
Chameleon: You're right, I'm Chameleon. You're getting better at this, Ladybug. Which is a good thing. It'll make this fight all the more interesting.
(Chameleon and Ladybug fight until the latter pins Chameleon onto the ground)
Ladybug: I know where your akuma is, Chameleon. Time to de-evil– (rips Nino's cap) uh, but the akuma.
"Great". Marinette groans, "How is my future self supposed to find the Akuma, if she keeps transforming into others"? She asks as deadpool perks up.
"You defeat the Akuma by"- Before Deadpool can continue any more Pin Knocks him on the back of his head with her frying pan.
"No Spoilers"! she shouts at him making deadpool glare at her.
"Fiiine".
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, locker room, inside a locker. Adrien is still asleep, Plagg is hovering over him.
Plagg: If this an enchanted sleep, what can possibly wake him up? (Adrien snores) Oh no, not an enchanted kiss! Please! Nobody will ever know. (prepares to kiss Adrien, but Adrien wakes up)
"Wow thanks Plagg, for trying, but next time just use your cheese to wake me up, the smell will do the trick". Adrien says touched his Kwami would go so far for him.
"No problem kitten".
Adrien: Plagg, what happened? And what are you doing?
Plagg: Oh, me? Nothing I, uh… your friend Lila put you to sleep with an evil kiss. You should be more careful picking your friends.
Adrien: Lila must've been re-akumatized. Quick " Plagg, claws out!
(From outside the locker, a flash of green light can be seen. Cat Noir walks out.)
Scene: Trocadéro.
Quentin's mother: Quentin! Quentin!
Chameleon (as Quentin): Ladybug, I saw the supervillain running away. (points to the merry-go-round)
"Is that Lie-la"? Chloe asks looking up from the powwow.
"Yep". deadpool Confirms being the living spoiler
Ladybug: Thanks! Don't stay here, okay? It's dangerous. (approaches the merry-go-round) Come out of there, Chameleon! (the reel Quentin can be seen snoring inside one of the carts)
Quentin's mother: My Quentin! You found him, Ladybug.
Ladybug: Found him?
(Chameleon jumps and tries to kiss Ladybug)
Cat Noir: Ladybug, look out! (intercepts the kiss and gets kissed instead; Chameleon tries to take the Miraculous from the now-sleeping Cat Noir, but Ladybug intervenes)
Chameleon (as Cat Noir): It's down to the two of us, Ladybug. Cataclysm!
"Great, how come she can copy my Powers without the real Miraculous"?Adrien asks groaning from getting kissed from Lie-la a second time
"Magic Adrien just Magic". Alix says giving the most logical explanation
Ladybug: I'm gonna find out who you really are, Chameleon!
Chameleon: I'll find out who you are first, don't you worry. (attacks Ladybug) Too bad Cat Noir's power is gonna destroy you. (tries kissing Ladybug again.)
Ladybug: If you manage to touch me! (leaps to the Eiffel Tower)
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) Get me his Miraculous, now!
Chameleon: No! I wanna get hers first!
(They jump to the top of the Eiffel Tower)
Chameleon: Nowhere to run now, Ladybug.
Ladybug: I don't intend to. Lucky Charm! (gets a T-shirt) A T-shirt?
Chameleon: (laughs) That's your plan to defeat me, Ladybug? Make me dress like you? On second thought, such horrible fashion might actually do me in.
"Please I have an amazing Fashion sense, you *BEEEEEEEP BEEP*"! Marinette says very offended at that comment
"Marinette Language"! Her mother shouts wondering what gave her the idea to say THAT.
"Sorry Mom". Marinette says slightly embarrassed
(Ladybug tries breaking Chameleon's staff.)
Chameleon: Failed again. (they fight more) Cataclysm! (tries to kiss Ladybug)
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) Good job Chameleon, become Ladybug, then once you put her to sleep you can simply give me her Miraculous.
(Ladybug uses her Lucky Vision and sees in order: the waitress of a nearby fish stall; a device used for opening clams and a clam. She lets go of Chameleon's cataclysm-activated hand and redirects it to the metal floor paneling. Ladybug and Chameleon fall down, the debris scares the aforementioned waitress off, Ladybug and Chameleon fall where she once stood. Ladybug looks around for a clam, Chameleon stands up and tries to kiss Ladybug, but Ladybug shoves a clam in her face. Chameleon turns into a clam.)
"I think that's a much better look for her than from before she was Akumatized". Chloe says amused at her new look
"Ya can we keep her that way"? Alya asks thinking of things she can do with Lie-la the clam
Cat Noir: (wakes up) Ladybug!
Ladybug: (picks up Chameleon (as a clam)) We should be friends, not anemones.
"Never mind I don't want to be her friend". Marinette says rethinking that line.
Cat Noir: Wow, you certainly got that supervillain to clam up, m'lady. But we're still not out of the woods yet. Where's the akumatized object?
Ladybug: I think I might have an idea. Waiter?
Waitress: Ahem.
Ladybug: If you wouldn't mind. (hands the waitress Chameleon and the T-shirt)
Waitress: Yes, Ladybug, at your service. (opens the clam) Mademoiselle.
Ladybug: Thank you. We're about to find out what you really look like, Chameleon.
Cat Noir: You'll see, it's an old acquaintance.
Ladybug: (breaks the akumatized object; the akuma flutters out) No more evildoing for you, little akuma. Time to de-evilize! (captures the akuma with her yo-yo) Gotcha (releases the purified butterfly) Bye, bye, little butterfly. (throws the T-shirt into the air) Miraculous Ladybug!
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, second floor.
Alya: Don't worry, you look good even without your cap.
(The Miraculous Cure returns Nino's cap.)
Nino: Hey! (Nino looks way happier; Alya giggles)
"You just don't know what you would do without your hat, would you Nino". Alya Giggle knows it's hard to find Nino without his hat.
"I would get another Hat, but I much prefer the one I have". Nino says patting the side of his cap. "You know for sentimental reasons".
Scene: Eiffel Tower. The Miraculous Cure fixes the hole in the Eiffel Tower, the mess in and around the stall and turns Chameleon back into Lila.
Ladybug: Lila?
Lila: Ladybug?
Ladybug: At least now you can say I saved your life for real. Truce? (holds out her hand)
Lila: Thanks, Ladybug. (shakes her hand) I'd be honored to call you my friend.
Ladybug: Yeah, I'm happy to hear that. Hey, some advice. You don't have to lie and pretend to be something you're not. People will like you just for being yourself.
Lila: You have my word, Ladybug.
"And Spoiler Alert she doesn't keep her word". Deadpool Say making everyone groan at the spoiler
"Figures". Chloe says with a flip of her hair.
Ladybug: Bug out! (leaves with Cat Noir)
"Hey Adrien". MArinette says, catching her boyfriend's attention as she holds out her fist. "Pound it"?
"Pound it"! They shout doing their usual victory tradition
Lila: Bye! (begins seething)
Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.
Hawk Moth: I sense a talon like no other in this young Lila. I'm sure that her feelings about Ladybug will serve my purposes well in the end. One way or another.
(The window in his lair closes.)
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, courtyard. Lila is sitting on a bench, the class is standing around her.
Lila: Of course Ladybug saved my life. She never misses an opportunity to rescue her best friends.
Max: Didn't your tinnitus give you vertigo when you went up the Eiffel Tower?
Lila: Oh no. Ladybug knows me so well that she brought me an earplug to stick in my right ear.
Marinette: (standing at a distance) Right ear?! Did she say right ear?! This morning she said that the ringing was in her left ear! I've got her this time! (prepares to walk up to the group but is stopped by Adrien)
Adrien: Are you going to tell everyone?
Marinette: 'Course I am. Lila is—
Adrien: (interrupting) A liar. Yes, I know. But do you really think exposing her will make things better? If you humiliate her, she'll just be hurt more. Making a bad guy suffer has never turned them into a good guy.
" yes but Lies have consequences". Red says knowingly
Lila: Ladybug and I are like two peas in a pod.
Marinette: So we just stand by and let her lie?
Adrien: As long as you and I both know the truth, does it really matter?
"Have you ever wonder what brings people to suicide Lad"? Jagged Asks kinda angry with Sunshine boy.
"Uhh no I don't actually". Adrien says nervously.
"Bulling wich comes in many forms like verbal, and emotional, it can make people depressed, and lead them to suicide, even being islolated by people can cause that in certain people. If someone feels betrayed by their friend sometimes that can feel like suicide is the only way out so please remember that for future reference". Jagged says very seriously for this is no laughing matter.
"I-I didn't know that, father never taught me anything about suicide before". Adrien says needing time to think this over.
"Maybe we should have more suicide prevention seminars at school" Ms Bustier sugests hearing Jaggeds speach.
"Good idea" everyone agrees
Marinette: You're right, maybe it's not such a big deal.
(The school bell rings.)
Scene: Miss Bustier's classroom.
Miss Bustier: Good afternoon, everyone.
Class: Good afternoon, Miss Bustier.
(Everyone sits down in their seats; Adrien sits besides Marinette at the back of the class.)
Adrien: Good for you for taking the high road, Marinette. Hey, it's pretty cool back here. (Marinette giggles)
Miss Bustier: Lila?
Lila: Here.
Miss Bustier: Adrien? outside, front staircase.
Adrien: Present.
Miss Bustier: Max?
Max: Present.
Marinette: (thinking) Stay focused now Marinette.
Miss Bustier: (muffled) Marinette?
Marinette: (thinking) Don't get distracted.
Miss Bustier: (muffled) Marinette?
Marinette: Otherwise you'll flunk school. And then how are you and Adrien—
Miss Bustier: (muffled) Marinette?
Marinette: —gonna get that house, and have three kids and a hamster named—
Adrien: (interrupting her thoughts) Marinette, Miss Bustier's called your name three times already.
"Girl you get so Distracted by Adrien so Easily". Alya says amused
"Well you don't have to worry about that anymore". Mari says confidently
"Oh ya and why's that"? Alya asks amused
"Because I found out how much of a dork he is". MArinette says ruffling Adrien's hair into a mess similar to his hero persona's
"True".
Marinette: Oh. (looks sheepishly at Miss Bustier)
Miss Bustier: Looks like you have trouble hearing after all, Marinette. Why don't you come sit up here in the front row next to Lila.
(Marinette gets up dejectedly and saunters off to the front row.)
Lila: Miss Bustier, this is incredible. My tinnitus, I don't feel it anymore. It's gone. it's a miracle. It must be Ladybug's doing, I can sit in the back now.
"My miraculous Cure can only fix what was damaged during an akuma attack, not pre existing ailments' '. Marinette says crossing her arms knowingly
"We are idiots for believing her". Alya says from the mattress wall, where her head is firmly planted.
(Lila stands up and walks to the back.)
Alya: Excuse me, Miss Bustier, can I go and sit next to Marinette? Nino and I can't stop chatting it up. (Miss Bustier nods and Alya goes to sits next to Marinette)
Alya: You didn't think I'd let my BFF sit all by herself, did you?
Adrien: Excuse me Miss Bustier, can I move, too, please? I'd like to sit next to Nino again. (Nino looks ecstatic) Sorry Lila, he's my best friend.
"And not a terrorist". Alix says never trusting Lie-la again.
"That too"
Ivan: Can I have my old seat back, too, please?
Alix: Can I go back to where I was?
Rose, Max and others: Me too!
(Everyone moves back to their original seats)
Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, entrance.
Nino: Catch you later, Marinette. Bye. (takes off with Alya)
(Marinette walks off but bumps into Lila)
Lila: I see you've made your decision Marinette. (leans into her ear) From now on, you and I are at war. You will lose your friends and wind up all alone and Adrien will soon be mine. (leans back)
"I don't know about the show, but I severely doubt it". Marinette says taking a look around the room knowing that everyone here is on her side now, and that leaves Lie-la all alone, if she continues that behavior back in their world.
Marinette: We'll see about that, Lila, we'll see. (walks away while Lila gapes surprised at her for a moment before taking off with a huff)
"Well I guess since Luminous isn't here it's my job to close out the Chapter". Red says standing up and takes out Luminous's hat.
"Oh oh oh I want to pick the first card this season" Kim says going up to the top hat but notices something odd about the cards, first they're in envelopes, and second there's double the amount than usual. "Umm are there more episodes than usual this season"? He asks grabbing an envelope, as Red snikers
"Nope some envelopes have episode cards, and others have"- before Red can continue Kim opens the envelope and cries out in Pain.
"OWW"! Kim Cries Pulling his hand out of the envelope to reveal a mouse trap on his fingers.
"Panks". Red finishes as Deadpool runs up to the hat and pulls an envelope out and opens it to have glitter fly into his face. "Hahahah Fun Let me try again"! He cries, pulling out another envelope to open it to find a card. "Aww it's just an episode card".
"Well what episode is it". Alya asks, curious.
"The next episode ".
TO BE CONTINUED
(Deadpool insert "HEY WHY DID YOU CUT ME OFF"?!")