Jack howled in pain. "Be gentle!"
"Well if you would stop moving I could get it out!" Owen said. "Hey Teaboy come help me with this!" Ianto rushed over to Owen's side and gripped the sword in Jack's stomach. He tried to pull it out. Jack bit his lip to stop himself from screaming.
"I think that was my kidney," Jack said.
"How the bloody hell did you not die from this?" Owen asked. Jack would have shrugged but that would have hurt. Talking was very comfortable either so he just shot Owen an annoyed look.
Hours later Ianto and Owen finally pulled the sword out of Jack's stomach.
Regular people survive freak accidents pretty often so I wonder how many times Jack has nearly died.