Ianto and Jack were going undercover as honeymooners to investigate possible aliens occurrences at a hotel. Ianto knew that he shouldn't feel this nervous, it was just a mission. He certainly shouldn't be imaging what type of place Jack and him would honeymoon at. Somewhere really remote, where the others wouldn't be able to find them. Perhaps a cottage that was off the grid. Just the two of them for several months.
"Ready, dear?" Jack asked. He grabbed Ianto's hand. Ianto couldn't help glancing at the wedding ring on Jack's finger. He wondered what they would do with the rings later, it seemed like a shame to just throw them out.
"Y-yeah," Ianto stammered, snapping out of his thoughts. He narrowed his eyes at Jack. "I told you no pet names."
Jack just smiled and then they entered the hotel together, suit cases in their other hands.
In one episode Jack said he dated a guy with no mouth am I the only one who wondered if Jack was talking about Slender Man when he said that?
If the members of Torchwood were characters off of Glee I think Gwen would be Rachel because they seem the most emotional, Ianto would be Kurt I figure Kurt looks a bit like Ianto and I guess that would make Jack Blaine. I don't know who Tosh would be but I can imagine Owen as Sue for some reason.