biancurath: Spelling mistakes fixed. In my mind Jack and Ianto are married in my mind. That chapter was written but yeah poor Ianto probably had to hear so many long stories. What does farcical mean? Jack always cheats but I'm not sure how to play strip chess either.
Jack and Ianto woke up in each other's arms in Ianto's bed. The were both still in the clothes they wore yesterday expect Jack had Ianto's tie tied around his forehead and was missing his pants and Ianto was wearing Jack's coat and missing a shoe. There was glitter in Jack's hair and someone had wrote Tea Boy on Ianto's forehead.
There were Christmas lights on the floor and a cat who's fur had been dyed pink jumped onto the bed.
"I didn't know you had a cat," Jack told Ianto, his speech still slurred.
"I don't," Ianto replied. They later found Jack's pants hanging from the chimney of Ianto's apartment like a flag.
"How drunk did we get last night?" Jack asked as he put his pants back on.
"On a scale from one to Owen, probably Owen."