biancurath: I don't drink either. Jack and Ianto would love to know what happened.
"I is for Intelligent?"
"Thanks Jack."
"A is for Adorable. N is for Neat."
"I seem to be the only neat one in this team expect for Tosh."
"T is for Tea."
"You better not start calling me teaboy. Why does Owen call me that anyway? I rarely ever make tea and everyone loves my coffee. Coffeeboy would make a lot more sense."
"O is for offend-able."
"Who isn't offend-able? Why do you have to make the letters of my name stand for something anyway?"
"Because a sexy man like you deserves a cheer."
Ianto rolled his eyes.
