Ianto stopped Jack. "Seriously Ianto you can't ban me from the archives, I'm your boss." If only I was allowed to whip him for stuff like this, Jack thought. Damn red tape.
"The last time you were in the archives you completly trashed the place looking for a file that turned out to be on your desk. I'm not letting you undue months of hard work in five minutes again."
"It was an honest mistake! Besides you love organizing." The look that Ianto gave him made Jack glad that he was immortal. Ianto ended up getting Jack the file he needed.