"I'm leaving Jack," Ianto said.
Jack sprung out of his seat. "Why?" Jack asked. "What did I do? Was it something I didn't do? Is it something you did? I can change! If this is about the coffee machine I swear that was Owen's fault!"
Ianto took a deep breath before saying "...I'm just getting groceries." Jack was so ridiculous sometimes.
Jack relaxed and sat back down. "Oh, pick up some ice cream then."
"What about the coffee machine?"
"Nothing."
Does this count as a crack!fic?