rya-fire1: thanks. Yeah I guess I don't like her much.

i love Janto: thanks. Although I don't get how its funny.

AU in which Lisa isn't a Cyberwoman and Torchwood 1 is still around. Still open to requests.


Ianto scowled at Jack, he really wished the captain would stop hitting on Lisa. "She has a boyfriend," he told Jack.

"Lucky girl," Jack said and he winked at Ianto, making the Welshman blush.

"Expecting Jack not to flirt with someone," Owen said, "is like expecting a bird not to wake someone up in the morning with its annoying singing, wishful thinking but not going to happen.

"Oh he's not that bad," Tosh said.

"Your right he's worse."

Jack pretended to look insulted. "Really I can't help it if I'm charming." Ianto rolled his eyes.


I'm sorry Lisa isn't in this chapter, she was supposed to be but my chapters don't always go as planned.