"This coffee isn't the only thing that's hot and delicious," Jack said with a wink. Ianto rolled his eyes.
Later Jack and Ianto caught a weevil together. "I'd like to weevil my way into your pants," Jack said as they pushed the weevil into one of Torchwood's cells.
"How subtle sir," Ianto sarcastically replied before walking off.
"You weeviled your way into my heart," Jack called after him. Ianto managed not to laugh at how corny that was.
"I don't need a pterodactyl to fall for you."
"Are you going to do these pick up lines all day?" Ianto asked.
"I'd do you all day." Ianto sighed. Jack was just asking for a month of decaf.
"Gwen may be the heart of Torchwood," Jack began.
"What? She is not!" He was really asking for decaf.
"But your my heart."
"That's surprisingly sweet for a pick up line. By the way have you seen my stopwatch?"
"Your good looks are enough to stop a stop watch."
"I'll take that as a no."
"Are you an alien? Because you are out of this world."
Yeah, he's going to do this all day, Ianto thought.
This was inspired by not being able to find Torchwood pick up lines online. Ianto rolls his eyes a lot in fanfiction.