I love Janto: don't worry there isn't.
LadySnape88: I don't know who that is.
biancurath: yep but at least Ianto won't have to wear the pajamas in public or maybe he will if he's unlucky.
I wonder if Ianto would let me invite any of my exes to the wedding, Jack thought. Although of course he doesn't have to know.
I heard that Jack and no, Ianto thought.
Oh no he's in my head? When did he develop telepathic abilities? I might as well use it to my advantage. Get me a coffee.
Get it yourself.
Jack screamed in his head and Ianto rolled his eyes.
This slightly out of character because in one of the Torchwood books Ianto didn't trust Jack to make coffee.
This is a Janto version of a Scrubs quote. The original quote was or it was similar to this I don't really remember:
Turk: (thinking) and I managed to get my first girlfriend invited to the wedding by telling Carla that she was my cousin no relation here.
Carla: (thinking) I heard that, she's not coming to the wedding.
Turk: (thinking) oh my god she's in my head! Calm done Turk use this to your advantage. Make me a sandwich.
Carla: (thinking) make it yourself.
Turk: (thinking) AAAAAAAAAAAAA!