I love Janto: Everyone should listen to Ianto better. I'm glad you love the prizes. I didn't think of the sleeping beauty thing when I typed it actually and I'm not sure why I included Gwen I wasn't going to include her originally.
biancurath: they did but what difference does saving the games for last make?
LunaGuineverePond: thanks for the fave and alert.
Set during Something Borrowed or not long before it.
"Can you imagine what being married to Gwen would be like?" Owen asked Jack. Jack zoned out for a while as he thought about that.
Gwen kissed Jack. "I'll be back home soon. Oh and I think the maid is stealing the silverware again."
"I'll talk to the maid," Jack promised. After Gwen left Jack turned around to face Ianto who as dressed as a maid. "What have I told you about stealing the silverware?"
"Hmm, I suppose you'll have to punish me," Ianto replied.
"Yes I will," Jack said and then he scooped Ianto up into his arms and carried him upstairs.
"I should really get Ianto a maid's outfit," Jack said when he snapped out of his fantasy.
"On second thought I don't want to know what you think being married to Gwen would be like," Owen said.
If this seems familiar that's probably because it's a Torchwood version of the scene in Scrubs in which Turk is asked if he can imagine being married to Eliot and ends up having a maid fantasy about Carla.