I love Janto: it might be, the argument somehow took on a life of its own. But Jack really should know not to touch the coffee machine by now.
madilove26: thanks for the fave and alert.
Torchwood Harry Potter crossover
Ianto's patronus took the form of a pterodactyl and it flew around the room. Several of the purebloods asked him what mythical creature it was and Jack stepped back when it got too close to him and fell onto Ianto.
"Jack your not a dementor, it wouldn't have hurt you," Ianto pointed out after he managed to get up.
"It's hard to remember that when it's right in your face," Jack replied. "Especially with how good I taste," he added with a wink. Ianto rolled his eyes.
"Are you sure it won't eat us?" one of the students asked Ianto. Jack laughed.