I love Janto: I don't remember what I ate that night. I usually just eat leftovers.

Torchlock. A crossover version of one of the scenes from Sherlock.


"Give me the code," Ianto asked Irene. Their lives were at stake here. Ianto glanced at the man who had a gun pressed to the back of Jack's head. There was another one who was pointing a gun to Irene's head.

"I did," Irene stated. Ianto punched in the code. When the safe beeped and opened Irene smiled in satisfaction and Ianto left out a breath of relief.

"Open it," the man said. His gun still at Jack's head. Twisting the door that opens the safe, Ianto looks at Irene. Ianto looked at Irene and then at Jack. After the door opened the three of them ducked down. The tripwire activated and their captors got shot. Unfortunately Jack had gotten shot as well. Ianto quickly grabbed something from the safe before rushing over to Jack.

"Ianto-" whatever Irene was going to say got cut off by Jack's gasp of life. "Well that was unexpected," Irene said. Ianto glared at her as he held Jack. "Oh, come on now. I didn't know your boyfriend was going to die."

"How did you know the code?" Jack asked Ianto.

"It was her measurements," he answered.

"I'm flattered," Irene said.

"Don't be," Ianto told her.


I was looking at some SuperWhoLock stuff when it occured to me that Ianto would be able to tell Irene's measurements just by looking just like Sherlock did. Am I the only one who thinks that they would give great fashion advice?