peguincrazy: thanks.
I love Janto: all true.
"Are you an alien?" Jack asked. "Because you've abducted my heart."
Ianto groaned. "Oh, not this again," he replied. As if Jack's pick up lines weren't embarrassing enough to deal with the first time. "You realize that you'd be dead if that happened don't you?"
Jack didn't seem to have heard him. "You give me Torchwood."
"That doesn't sound at all pleasant, sir."
"I could do more things with you than I could with a stopwatch."
"Hmm, should we stop using it then?"
Jack looked horrified. "What? No. Your joking right."
"Please just let me work in peace."
Jack pouted. "Your no fun today." He walked away and Ianto sighed. He really had not signed up for this.