I love Janto: its been a while since I celebrated it so the date escaped me. He'll be cozy and happy until the hangover kicks in. Yep.
Welcome to Night Vale like AU
"A mysterious suited man came to the Cardiff tourist office, you know the one by the plass that we all know isn't really a tourist office. I asked him if he was a new recruit to Torchwood and he asked me what made me think he was Torchwood. I pointed out that TORCHWOOD was etched into his SUV. He swore under his breath.
Listeners although I only saw and talked to him for a short amount of time I can tell you that he was absolutely gorgeous and had the sexiest Welsh accent. Those gorgeous blue eyes of his are forever seared into my heart and he really knows how to fill out a suit. I could go on for hours about him but of course that would be terribly unprofessional and anger station management. Now remember listeners if you see something incredibly strange and probably alien just get on with your day and let Torchwood handle it."
This is too short but I don't know how a full radio session would work in this AU. Cardiff is hardly Night Vale after all. Jack is the radio for anyone who hasn't guessed.